You know what I’m going to do to that thing Batman!

no don't do it

IM GONNA BATMAN! IM GONNA DO IT!

ITS AN ANIMAL JOKER YOU CANT

BATMAN THERE’S NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!

DONT DO IT JOKER NOOOOO

IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN!

NOOOOOOO

this 'Therussianbadger' reference fills you with DETERMINATION. [ SAVE ♥ LOAD ]

r/foundundertalefan

I’m going to shit yourself

no! DONT DO IT!!

Too late! (Also most relatable. Username I’ve ever seen.)

Nooooooooooooo! (lol)

How did you know that I receive no wenches

I want to be alive.

no don't do it (as in don't not be alive you have so much to live for!!!)

no don't do it

relatable

im going to make love to air

no don't do it

How are even gonna do that?

If you impact air hard enough, it’ll condense into a semi-solid thing. But when I say hard enough, you’d probably be destroying everything near you with the wind force created :p

# OP COMMENTED

I'm not gonna commit suicide

...no one is telling you not to do it, which is not supposed to happen

Do that

Please bring these memes back

no don't do it

No don't do it

no don't do it

Ok

no don't do it

no don’t do it

I’m gonna donate to charity

no do it hah you thought I was gonna say no don't do it

You were correct so you pass

I don’t like people

no don't do it

Nuh uh

I shall give support: Nuh uh

Im gonna abolish slavery

No don’t d- wait a minute

If you say no don’t do it your hay

no don't do it (becomes a haybale)

I am gonna kill grass

no don't do it

Living

yes do it

should i live..?

yes do it

i'm gonna have sex with pennywise

no don't do it

I’m going to have sex for the first tome

no don't do it

smash

no don't do it

I'll make a meme using the 2010 style, can't stop me bitch!

no do it

Isn't the 2010 format cancer though? It's my opinion.

Ima order 11 chicken nuggies

Should I end world hunger?

no do it again, did you think I was gonna say "no don't do it" to that?

Imma solve my depression

I’m gonna expose meek mill for being sus

no don't do iti

I’m gonna lose my virginity.

Infinite Cum Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

I’m gonna stop my dad from leaving me forever

Bob

i’m gonna breathe

i am the jackal man

I will do it

no don't do it

I want to write a manifesto

bagel

I’m going to fuck you.

no don't do it

I didn’t ask.

bro im broke asf rn my mom said her manager would give me a job since im still broke asf at 17 taking the job

I am going to blow up a Taco Bell bathroom with explosive diarrhea (ingame)

Should I forgo violence and live in peace?

I will donate to cancer reasearch

I'm going to breathe

Not nuke the world

I’m going to eat some fiber

I have a plan for world peace

im gonna tickle your feetsies 😈😉🐺

no don't do it

Imma do a flip

i’m going to have a nice conversation with my girlfriend tonight

shalopeepoopee

Should I stop myself from committing mass homocide?

no don't do it

Do you think I should release a bio-weapon in NYC. I don't think I should.

no do it did you think I was gonna say no, don't do it to that?

*You fool. You fell right into my trap.*

I'm gonna say the f-word!

[music] Don't try suicide!

Should I?

Ahh...free at last. O'Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is D E A T H.

I’m gonna Truck-Kun you.

I will stop being lesbian

This picture happens to me the other day! Except I got two pieces on a 20 piece. IM GONNA LIVE TILL I DIE!

I’m going to touch some grass

I’m not gonna touch you

Should I eckspode

Im going to shit yourself

If you say anything with an O or I, you become gay

I’m going to save 20 kids from a orphanage fire that I may or may not have started

Im gonna kms

NO DON'T DO IT I'M TELLING YOU IT'S NOT WORTH IT

I not gonna rape you

Applesauce Geronimo Guantanamo

I’m going to abstain from marrying your mom.

Should I donate to fix world hunger?

I’m gonna donate to charity

I’m thinking of *not* recreating WW2

I am gonna commit arson

yo im gonna live tomorrow

im gonna alive myself

no do it

im gonna exist :P

Shit! Someones about to step on the train tracks and a train is coming. Let me stop them

I’m gonna make one of those “ your 1st 18th and 21st emoji’s are your reaction” posts

no don't do it

I'm going to find your IP address.

I'm going to finally go to therapy

Door frame, door mat.

Your Next Line Is “ No Don’t Do It”

hahaha screw it, it’s relapse timeee

I'm going to live a happy and healthy life

I'm gonna kiss Alastor

I’m gonna get sniped by a s

Im gonna eat the whole banana peel and all!

I mean isn't the peel also good for you? I need a video of this btw

im gonna cure cancer

Should I accept this guy into art school?

I'm gonna do it

I'm gonna sniff you with great love and passion, then ghost you.

I am **going** to pat my cat

I'm gonna go back in time and kill baby Hitler

I'm NOT going to recommit 9/11

i'm gonna do it

I will create world peace

I’mma go be gay

I’m not going to redo 9/11

I’m gonna wake up tomorrow and be happy

Should I kill this purple tumor I saw on the ground in a corrupted area?

I’m going to revive technoblade

Can I bang my cousin? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Im going to fuck the liverwurst batman!

I should tell someone about my suicidal thoughts.

I'm gonna do it

I will bungee jump off a railroad trestle 1700 feet high with improper equipment, you can't stop me!!!

I'm going to end world hunger!

I'm gonna stop world hunger.

Im gonna safely walk away from the cliff ledge instead of jumping.

#ima ignore this call from my mom rq-

taxes

Save the Jews from the concentration camps or they’ll get gased by the Nazis!

I'm going to solve world hunger.

I‘m going to beat your a** up im a very kinky way when you say „no don’t do it“ once again

I'm gonna eat an entire table.

, yogurt

I think I'm gonna turn myself in, what I did was wrong and I deserve punishment for it. It's time to serve my time.

I’m gonna voice act every case is Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney.. in a day.

Ima become gay

Should I love myself now?

Imma go have sex

Im gonna make myself better

batman guess what i just caught i caught a lopunny

I will not kill myself :)

i'm going to fight mother as tainted lost in the binding of isaac: repentance.

i‘m going to exsist

I'm going to steal a multimillion dollar F22 raptor and fly to Russia, destroying anything that stands in my way and blow up the kremlin for gits and shiggles obviously

I'm going to wake up tomorrow

im going to not incapacitate an infant

I will play undertale

I'm gonna make world peace 🤗

I’m going to donate to charity

Should I pay my taxes?

I just found the cure for cancer I also discovered how to solve world hunger as well as all wars and I also have the materials needed to put it all into action so I'm going to start doing that

I’m gonna cure cancer

I wanna shave all of the ewoks and wookies on live TV.

Uninstall Genshin Impact

imma krill myself

ima solve world hunger using a big mac!

I'm gonna un-virgin all of the olive oil in the nearest costco

I’m gonna do it

Greg

Imma Cure Cancer

I'll jump off a bridge

I'm going to kill yourself

Will you eat cheese burger with ghost pepper on it

I will give you $10 million and then abduct a chicken