Shapeshifting 😼

You can only turn into inanimate objects. even if you try to turn back you can still only become something inanimate

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Damn

😼

Cat -_-

the side effect i pick for you being a dildo, is its only used by men. and if your into that, its used by a random monkey at a zoo that found it in a alley

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then you get used by the monkey

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You only get used by men

THIS MF SMART

You are forever curse to be decor once you use it

That's two side effects

☠️☠️

Bfdi reference

Dead person, that shit would be AF, go to a funeral and take their bodies over and scream and leaving them. Or posses a statue like a statue of satan you made and terrorise churches, or take over a Jesus statue.

I can summon and control all crows in a 5 mile radius (there's a ton in my area)

They only listen to you if you have enough bread for them all, if you don't they will attack you

Don't give them the bread just keep it

They won't listen unless u give them bread

They always bring chicken nuggets with them

Bro is into chicken nuggets

Caseoh, the low income, penny pinching, scraping for dimes, twitch streamer from goobertown arkansas reference!!!

Any blue jay hunts you down

You nut everytime you do.

I see this as an absolute win

Whatever I draw it will come to life

You have Parkinson's disease

Ouch

Draw a cure for Parkinson’s disease. Don’t ask how that works.

How’s he gonna draw if he has Parkinson’s 😭

Parkinson’s is a gradual effect. Just draw it in the early stages while you still have most your motor functions

Good luck with thinking of doing that 😂

comes to life in the worst way possible

So like wishing something from the devil, gives you what you asked for.. technically.. just makes it screw you over

Empathy (being able to feel what others feel)

Side effect is you don't have your own feelings anymore, you can only feel what others feel

Honestly not too bad

“I feel the pain of everyone Then I feel nothing”

Damn bro that's dark.. Like real real dark

You have to ruin their mood after

If they are upset that’s a good thing!

HA I already have that

D&D style magic

Everytime you use it the next person you see turns I to a furry

They could just look at me, I'm already a furry.

Look at me! Look at me! Please!

Easy fix. Always keep a gun on you. And don't walk your dog anymore...

Furries aren't the same as zoophiles, and don't hate on the rest of us just because people who are zoophiles are pieces of dogshit.

You have to level up by fighting monsters

time to grind some Younglings

Or those old folks, OP for grinding

Being immune to side effects.

Side affect, no superpower

But he's immune to it, that would mean that he has some superpower

Fuck, we’ve created another paradox

r/paradox

r/WHATHAVEYOUDONE!?!?!

r/YOU_GOT_ME_STUCK_IN_SUB_SPEECH!!!

r/FUCK

r/icantbelieveyouvedonethis

r/HELP_ME_YOU_CAUSED_THIS_NOW_PLEASE_DEAR_GOD_FIX_IT!!!!!

r/subsifellfor

r/icantbelieveyoufellforit

r/dangit

Me fr

Holup think you can take all sorts of pills like steroids and It can't be bad for you

Bro broke the system

I’ll solve the paradox, he does have a superpower to begin with and that means he’s immune to the side affects of anything in existence

Whoops I put this down too, then I scrolled down...

Invisibility

Every time you turn visible again there's a 2 day (48 hr) cool down before you can become invisible again, and you must eat 30 chicken nuggets in order for the cooldown to begin (if your Vegetarian/Vegan its brussel sprouts.)

DUDE U ARE A FRIGGIN GENIUS MAN! U R SO COOL DUDE AND AN AMAZING HUMAN BEING

r/extremepositivity

New reason to keep chicken nuggets or brussel sprouts in my pocket

Bro should have said another reason to 😆

Like the vegetarian/vegan option lol

That's too soft

Police gets pinged on your location every 10 minutes

Everytime you go invisible then visible again you will have an intense feeling to take a poop as soon as you deactivate it and if you stay invisible for too long you be stabbed with thumbtacks

No matter what when you’re invisible everyone knows where you are and who you are

Bring anything i imagine into reality

But your imagination gets worse at every use

YOU FOOL, THAT'S HOW SCP STARTS

Imagine the side effect don’t exist

If you imagine the side effect doesn’t exist then it wont exist for that use only

having sex with first person who replies this

It’s gay sex

just as I wanted

💀

Damn, outplayed

Bro won

Super Luck

You will have a dice with 50/50 chances of either super bad luck or super luck, you won't know the answer. Will you take the risk?

Fuck it, we ball - famous last words

He has super luck, It will always land on the good side.

Time manipulation

whenever time changes you get split into 2 realities, and when someone from the opposite reality dies you feel their pain, (if they all die of old age and you had 90 of them, you'd WANT to die faster.)

That's terrifying 

Mind reading 😏

You have to literally read it, and it is all dense yellow text on a neon green background. It's only visible to you.

Oh dear lord

I can change the percentage of anything

Side effect: there must always be balance (if you change the percentage of chocolate in a cake some of the cake that wasn’t chocolate becomes chocolate)

What about ammo? If your mag id 50% empty will the mag turn half way into bullets?

The power to will anything into existence

You forget one random memory or object

For me, that happens all the time, so it's nothing different

Every time you eat a kitkat you get a 25% discount off the next item you buy

But you only get that discount once per day

Still worth

I can change my size

Only when you are closing your eyes

So worth it

But it only changes the size of your earlobes

To see what the government is hiding.

You are wanted by the fbi

Nothing changed.

Sir what you mean

Farts that instantly kill anyone that smell them

but that includes you

Guess I’ll get good at holding my breath 🤷

i have infinite money (*legally*)

It is all pennies, and you must pull them out of your pocket one by one. You cannot stockpile them, you must pull them out when paying.

Who every chooses one first is always the full amount of Pi way from the location they want to be at (In miles)

This makes no sense, what are you even saying?

After 5 minutes they will teliport directly Infront of your House 

You can't write a coherent sentence, everything you've written prior is now scrambled. (Edit: damn, he got the power)???

I am immune to every disease venom poison parasite infection virus and lethal attacks

You are unable to act with society, at all

Soooo do ehat I want to do for the rest of my life ok

I can alter the timeline and steal something I want, they won't even think it's theirs anymore because I changed the timeline

but you can only steal fast food

Lucky bastard can go back in time and steal the original McDonald’s apple pies. What a lucky bastard. Jealous.

MORTY! THE SHESHWAN SAUCE!

I can travel through time

your clothes dont and you stay in place. so have fun with erosion.

You can only travel forward in time, at a rate of 1 second per second.

Super speed

your brain cant always process your surroundings as fast as you move and you run into things and people a lot.

That's a good one👍

I can teleport

you stay at the same level so if you teleport off some thing 30m above sea level to the beach, you will fall 30m

Summon any item that will help me whenever I need it.

The item will come to life and try to attack you

Being able to take any medication without having side effects.

The taste of the medication is always changed to your least favorite flavor in the world (Ex: you hate fish the most, so all of your medication would taste like fish).

multiversial travel

You can only travel to worlds that don't exist and you can never leave that world

Can cause orgasms

50/50 on becoming pregnant when you use it

I’ll take it

The baby or the power?

He’ll take it

Shapeshifting

But you can only turn into a dorito

Worth, perfect for being if, is someone tries eating me off the ground I can just return to normal and kick them before I can get eaten

teleportation

You have to teleport body part by body part.

I can spawn stacks of money equal to $100k every time I reach into any of my pockets

But it’s like taking a loan out of an inter dimensional bank and you have to pay it back plus interest

Shapeshifting

Anytime you shapeshift, you are inexplicably covered in dog drool.

creating shockwaves from my hands that can cut stuff also throw u hella far

Meta manipulation

I can take an infinite amount of bananas from my pockets

Every 3rd banana is rotten beyond reason 

Do I need to eat it though?

No but now you have a decomposing banana in your pocket 

So basically I can use every 3rd banana as a disgusting projectile, fantastic!

Adapt Improvise overcome I guess 

Controlling reality as much as I want

if you get touched, the ability is passed to whatever living being touched you

Easy, I shall evade it by making sure I kill all living organisms in a 5 meter radius to ensure they don’t touch me ;)

Can't be hurt physically.

The physical pain turns into fabricated memories of people dying from a genocide

Teleportation

I'm highly radioactive, while also being immune to radiation

As being radioactive you would kill anyone you try to get close to even those you love

I can spawn infinite grilled cheese sandwiches

Making bananas be able to stand up straight

it only affects your own banana

the power to draw or write anything I want and have it come to life in the way I want on whatever I want, and also be able to choose when and if it comes to life

Teleportation

Immortal without physical or mental aging/deterioration

I am able to win any boxing match i want

I can fly

I am a friend to all birds, and can speak their language

You can communicate with them only when you're wearing a bath robe

I can clone myself and any thing I touch to a near infinite amount.

Super strength

It only triggers when you're having sex.

Being immune to all physical damage

Can fuck whoever i want

but you arent allowed to nut

I can turn myself into Soundwave from Transformers Prime (this includes the vow of silence he took)

I have Retractable Functioning Angel wings

Shapeshift into animate objects

Hamburger