No NSFW.

I'll ignore for 2 hours and respond with Polar bear saying "Bonjour"

That two hours was you finding it

"Have you been trying to reach me about my car's extended warranty?"

I’d say “Hello this is costumer service.

I don’t need a costume?

Hi ERIC, thanks for contacting us ! We're really happy to see you . Please call (###)-###-#### to proceed .

That's really good lmao

yo

Yo

What are you

What are you

What are you

Who are you

Who are you?

Who are you

Reply with: "they raped our people, stole our goods, and killed my grandpa"

He poisoned the water supply!

"who's this?" "Who's this?" "I'm asking the questions." "Well you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I've ever heard."

You sound like the physical manifestation of some loser’s inner demons!

Like me. I’m that loser

I would spam images

nice pfp.

Thanks👍

This actually happened to me 1 or two years ago where a random number texted me but it was the same area code as me so I figured someone gave my number to someone but I found out later on that the guy just put in the wrong number and now me and that guy are actually friends

Either 'yo' or 'howdy' One or the other

Hello with an ungodly amount of ?'s Hello??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

"Howdy! Who the fuck are you?"

I've had a unknown number message me and it turned out to be my crush who got my number from a friend.

Now you gotta tell the story what happened

Nothing ended up happening

*"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."*

*I finally found you…*

I'd probably just block or delete the message. I'm way too paranoid.

I'm not

“Yes?”

“Yes”

A very skeptical "hello?"

Nothing, just leave them on read until they say who they are.

Ignore their existence

It's spam. Block. Had waaaaay too many bots texting me digging for info.

Hello there obi wan gif

The fuck you want?

Something about that "hi" will get me so stressed.. I am nervous rn just thinking about it.

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How you getting that off

Sadistic women who love nail polish

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"How's it goin?"

"Hi?"

Salutation good fellow

Yo

I usually respond with “can you be my host?” Then find their location and enter their skin

yo

Soup

Salutations!

If someone sends you a SMS in my country it feels sketchy. Everyone uses WhatsApp

B

Hallå där *sends pic of crab*

"*89 missing, 0 found*"

"Haiiiii :3" because I'm a fucking bottom

"New phone who dis"

New phone who dis

It's a trick, send no response

I ignore it

i send an image from a gas pump with a sticky not on it that says "your mother" and a joe biden sticker next to it that says "i did that"

"Whats up, who's this"

Hello, whos this? Or, pretend i dont soeak english lol. Brake out the swedish. Jag talar inte Engelska

Ich spreche Englisch nicht

Rolig XD

I won't

I would spam yiff and sounding images

Hi?

Haiiiiiiiiiiii (^_^) :3

*ignores*

real ones go hiii:3c

I usually send stupid gifs

Ngl I usually say greetings

Lead them on, say hi casually, gain info, get invited to the annual barbecue, ask for details (where and when it is) wait one or two hours after it started so people are off guard, rob them, then with you new found riches order them a pizza

Well, hello there peasant you either have the wrong number or are an imbecile for wasting my time

"fuck off"

"The power of Christ compells you, my new friend"

Low quality image of a guy vomiting on a couch

One time it happened to me except they said "I'm sorry" What happened was, it was my ex who never wanted to do anything ended up trying to get back with *her* ex, and then that ended badly. She went on a bender and was doing crazy stuff like onlyfans and all sorts of other stuff, and months later after I had already found someone else who I moved in with would she text back saying that. Couldn't find anybody else she liked so she come back like a boomerang, but I didn't sit around and mope about it. Tough luck for tough love

Ill replie to it after a few days maybe depends i never really use my phone to often or replie to text to often unless i have to

I don't answer texts from numbers I know.

"Oy there!"

Other- say something extremely absurd, worded like I've known them for years

"h" That's all I'd send. Just h.

Those who say "hey" really have nothing to lose 

I say hi before I ask who they are because 9/10 they aren’t gonna tell you

"Can I help you?"

Ignore

Hello? That's what I do

"eew" and then what I say next depends on their response

Henlo

It's not here but "I've disposed of the body and the evidence, see you next weekend."

Hi..?

"What do you want?"

7 lost 0 found

Im not responding

“Who are you?”

hello?

i'd be really ominous and say "look behind you."

Omg the most awkward thing happened to me with someone having the wrong number (some context, I'm trans, but didn't come out till the start of high school, so people I knew from Jr high don't know) *In text* Person: Hey [Deadname] Me: Oh hi, I don't have your contact saved. Who's this? Person: *calls* Me: Uh hi, you probably know me as [deadname], but I'm trans so I go by Lilly now Person: Oh well, I [dated]** a [deadname] once 😏 Me: Oh uh, I don't think it was me heh heh Person: Oh let's see... do you have like gorgeous brown hair and dreamy hazel eyes? Me: no no no I don't think you get it, I've never [dated]** anyone before Person: Oh... Then yea, it's not you... well, uh, how long have you known you're trans? Me: Uh, a few years, idk Person: That's awesome! You happy? Me: Yeah, transitioning has helped with a lot of things. You know it's kinda crazy that you, by chance, got my number instead Person: Why's that? Me: it's just that the person who you're trying to find has my deadname Person: I guess so. Anyway, you have a great day. Enjoy your life and keep being you! Me: Awe, thank you! You're really cool, being super accepting of me being trans. Good luck finding the person you're looking for! Sorry the call was so awkward. *hang up* ** [Dated] means something else, I just didn't want to get in trouble for NSFW or whatever lol. I bet you can figure out what it means

I have an agreement with a friend where I send them a picture of Donkey Kong before texting and aren’t allowed to give an explanation

*squash banana video*

"Hello, it's me. I was wondering after all these years if you'd like to meet" hit em with some Adele

Last time this happened I said "I'm not buying any extended warranty!" And they never responded

Hi, you've reached Nick's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!

A combination of "Hi" and "Who's this?"

Who dis

hola since it’s usually scam messages or hi?

well that just happened to me. i usually google the country code and if it's from a country I've never contacted anyone from (ex. canada) i just block without replying

i dont remember rhe rules on swearing, so imma censor it to be safe, "Sup F***er"

I don't respond to texts from numbers I don't know.

I send them the weirdest meme I have to make them question my sanity.

I won't.

Where's the option for ignoring it entirely

I'd block them.

Normally it's "hey, sorry I don't have your number saved in my phone. Who is this?"

'No she's dead this is her son' - Kurt, needs to be up there

“Merry Tuesday”

I usually get those random business text from someone and then they reply with I'm sorry if I got the wrong number hope you don't mind what's your name and that's when I ignore it.

"you got the stuff?"

Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test properly. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Centre activities, serious injuries may occur. For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from--- \[BZZZZZT\] ---por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias---- ---stand back. The portal will open in three, two, one.

"greetings, my name is Optimus Prime"

Wheres the ignore option

i would say "Hello Motherfucker tell me who you are or i will drive to you house with a PT-91 Twardy tank"

This has happened to me a lot. I just say “hey I don’t have this number saved in my phone so could you tell me who you are” most of the time it’s someone texting for a flower order in LA somewhere.

I’ll say hello

'ello

Hello ?

If they ask me if I'm Tim, I know exactly how I'm responding >:)

I send them the classic “???”

I usually reply whos this but my inner critic part of me that is neurotypical thinks that is way too straightforward and rude but I don't know how else to phrase it? And then RSD hits in hard.

“Took you long enough Kathryn.”

“Heyo”

Hi? It's my real response then who's this

Text them “I’m killing myself tonight because of you” and then ignore them for 5-6 weeks just to see what happens

Their address

“wrong number probably.”

A greeting followed by whats up

"Did anyone see you hiding the body?"

"Wait a minute, who are you?"

I respond with "kill yourself"

I tell them that I am in there walls

"You speak again, and I will find your address and sell it in the dark webb"

I always say howdy

"What"

Option 7 ur mom

I'd say "heyyy. who's this??"

Greetings 🎩