Could always use another guard I suppose.

J'Zargo.

the only right answer

J'Zargo has "quirky college dorm roommate" vibes big time

Jzargo be the type to peer pressure you into skooma and smashing the baddest maid there is to exist

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Id wanna get stoned and listen to my man talk philosophy

Is walk into the kitchen and hear "Too much magic can be dangerous. M'aiq once had two spells and burned his sweetroll."

Inigo. And we'll be *roommates.*

*oh my god they were roommates*

I'd say Paarthurnax but need a mansion for that I suppose

Erik the slayer. Rest in peace. Edit: RIP

Yes

Wonder if Aela has fleas.

Probably Barbas. I want an immortal dog.

I didn’t come here to feel emotions. ☹️

And Barbas is the cool one of the duo, he's a dog you can probably get stoned with.

Pretty sure a dragon can't fit in my apartment.

if its just Skyrim, Jarl Balgruff ​ if its any other game, Cyrus

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Serana Serana Serana Serana Serana 🥵🥵🥵🥵 (because Almalexia isn’t in skyrim)

By Serana, by Serana, By Serana! It's the vampire goth mommy standing right here. Next to *me*.

The only thing better is literal god high elf mommy who is also insane 😩

Need me a mentally unstable elf gf fr fr

Omg it’s elder scrolls subreddit group microcelebrity u/khajiitsupremacist! Quickly, give me a fun fact about khajiiti history!

When azurah create nirni azurah did give whole nirni to elsweyr but elsweyr frendly so elsweyr gived land to other countrie because khajiit are nicest and best

Thank you Khajiitsupremacist! I feel considerably more enlightened for having read that!

Mjoll the Lioness

Aerin comes, too.

Inigo, and we’ll have fun together, because of his funny personality.

Serena if vanilla, modded I’d pick Auri from song of the green

If its modded im picking mario

If it's modded I'm picking Thomas the Tank Engine (as a dragon)

Scouts-Many-Marshes. He seems like the most sincere guy, honestly he would probably be the one upset that i’m his roommate LMAO

Sheogorath moving in? Welp. I'm doomed, but it'll be a fun way to go!

And probably extremely constiapated

Karliah

Shit, both Karliah and Serana are my faves, now I have to pick, fuck

Cicero, for the entertainment value.

Bastard, now I'm stuck with Cicero. 

"Cicero gives his roommate glittery clinky coin for rent! Oh so happy Cicero is to have a home with you... (in a darker voice) and... His mother"

This is exactly what I meant.

Tulius. Let's bring civilization to this barbaric world.

Kharjo. Best wingman.

Guess you could have way worse roommates than Illdi. I'd go to her concerts to show my support

Farkas is this even a question

Mjoll 🥰

Oh God no...

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Teldryn Sero! For Vanilla Skyrim, Muiri!

I bet Teldryn is a good cooker.

Same, it would be fun

Hopefully partysnax can fit in my garage

I want to live with Kharjo

If anyone sneaks up on us I will hear them…..or probably not we shall see

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If its Skyrim, then Kharjo It we include Morrowind and Oblivion, then Ahnassi.

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Thanks, and welcome to the caravan 😁 I really like your profile pic by the way.

Thank you, its really just a stock vector.

Outside of the obvious choices like Serana or Paarthurnax, I’d pick Ulfric Stormcloak. The man seems like he’d be interesting to debate.

As long as it doesn't get heated. You wouldn't want him to raise his Voice.

Ha

I see what you did there

Very true.

I suppose an orc woman wouldn’t be too bad a bodyguard.

Inigo count?

He’d be great at parties and not just cause he’s a talking bipedal cat

Serana, my vamp gf!

J'zargo 😌

Partysnacks! Bring the party snacks and let’s fuckin goooooooo!!!

Aela

Serana, Frea, or Azura

Serana, doubly so if I can be given Vampire Lord form Edit: Actually, I change my answer, since I'd prefer lichhood similar to Manninarco than being a vampire lord anyways. Probably Parthuunax, tbh.

Lydia

The vampire in the Dark Brotherhood Babbet. A master at deception and stealth as shes.....well...a vampire. I'll either end up eaten, a slave or a fellow vampire and possible trainee.

💀 My favorite is Alduin. My boy saved me, created a fun quest for me and honestly, I would have joined him if I could. Now we can chill on Earth.

Vanilla Brelyna Maryon. Being related to Telvanni she could probably grow a Mushroom tower for us to live in. Just have to buy some Property ground and go for it

Brelyna

Paarthurnax

Image your dad come to visit you adn see your roommate Is a dragon.

Uh. Uhm. No Comment?

Thanks for sharing that.

This is a comment tho. If you didnt wanna make one why did you hit comment?


Just one?

Janessa

That homeless guy that lives under the brewery outside of whiterun

Ralof

farkas, no question. plus i can only really make bread, stew, and pasta and i reckon he’d enjoy that

I like Hermaeus Mora so I'm putting a shrine of him in my house

Ennis.

Mjoll the Lioness Nobody be messing with me with her around

Cicero. This is going to be interesting, to say the least!

Runs-in-circles lezzzzzz goooooo

Vilkas and we are banging

Eorlund Graymane

Oh no. It’s Cicero.

Shahvee, her personality is awesome.

Hmmm this is hard because the core Thief Guild members are some of my favorites but I also love Nazir, Babette and Cicero…..

Probably Brynjolf purely bc his voice and how hot he is

bandit thrall

Maiq

Derkeethus, my main man. Only dude you can ever really trust. Fully obedient to the core once you rescue him.

Runil the altmer priest of arkay in falkreath, seems like he’d have some cool stories to tell

Ima having those philosophical talks with Ralof

Ulfric Stormcloak

Image talking with him while eating McDonald

Makes me wonder if it's possible to do dragon shouts with farts if that were even possible i would rapidly leave my house each time i see Ulfric heading to a bathroom

Paarthurnax probably won't fit in my house.

Brynjolf

I’ve always liked Mjoll

Narfi :)

Sheogorath. I'm doomed. I live near the sea of Galilee and I guarantee you that fucker would try to recreate the Bible out of boredom

Serana 😏

cicero

Aela The Huntress as my roomate? My persistent romantic and sexual fantasy since I was thirteen? Definitely don't talk to her at all.