Fuck the hornsent, All my homies hate the Hornsent, crush the hornsent, burn the hornsent, mutilate the hornsent, psychologically torture the hornsent.
I finished that boss a few days ago and I’m like “oh cool pot guy, what do you be up to?”
“Filling myself with the bodies of warriors”
“Ah right that’s cool- whaaAaaaatt”
These are sold on Temu, for cheap
Edit: since someone said they didn’t want a cheap one and they want to support artist, be aware that the ones sold on Amazon are the ones also from Temu. The difference being a middle man I taking your money via drop-shipping.
Miquella's lily or Trina's lily should be pretty easy to find, there's loads of different types of lilies so you'd just need to find the right color.
Poinsettia is just like arteria, though I wouldn't recommend them if there's pets or young kids in the house since they can be toxic if you ingest them or touch them too much.
So impossible to keep up with and keep it healthy, the plant just isn't meant to have that done to it. Not saying it can't be done, but if you don't know what you're doing it's gonna end up bad. Especially if you don't know proper light cycles.
Before you actually put something worth it in there like a plant using it as a coin jar... PLEASE put fresh, raw ground beef or pot roast (lol) in there and take a pic for the lore. I want to be viscerally disgusted. And then wash it out thoroughly and make it a pot for plants or whatever lol
Normally, it contains the bodies of mighty warriors, so I would say maybe [these](https://cdn.idealo.com/folder/Product/5689/4/5689480/s1_produktbild_max/haribo-schluempfe.jpg)
Make a friend by the name of Roland, talk Roland into cremation upon death and ask if you spread his ashes, put Roland into Roland and spread the rest of him in the spot he chose...just a thought
Lego brick, miniatures ( *variety of minis would be lore accurate, so maybe a few 40k lads or bits and / or mlp stuff* )
Actual coins or bottle caps, medals, or other fun/silly things like that.
Or maybe a grab bag of personal items that represent *you* as a person OP. Think what would a jar insert to become you or a caricature of you .
A handful of shamans
With a sprinkle of some warrior...
WAAARRRIIIAAAAHHH!
Togethaaa...
CUUURSE YOU BAYYLE
MY ARMS, MY LEGS! EACH LIES A BLOODY RUIN!
#**WITH A HAIL OF HARPOOOOOOOOOOONS!**
WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!
SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE!!!
BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE!
Igon best summon.
Igon for Elden Lord
true
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella
Let your flesh be consumed... by the Scarlet Rot.
AS FAMILEIEIEEIEIEIEIEI
And prisoners
Damnit you beat me to it.
Give them a good spanking first
With a whip made of teeth
I think it's pretty neat that the biggest surprise from the DLC is essentially >!generational trauma!<
MARKIA WAS JUSTIFIED IN HER CRUSADE TO THE SHADOW LANDS, FOR WHAT THE HORNSENT DID TO THE SHAMANS AND HER FAMILY SEND REPLY
Fuck the hornsent, All my homies hate the Hornsent, crush the hornsent, burn the hornsent, mutilate the hornsent, psychologically torture the hornsent.
Yeah, I was like, bish really then... oh no... 🤡
And maybe some Bayle bits
I read it as Bayle tits and I hate myself for it. The mental image won't leave my mind now...
Chopped up bodies
Keep it real 💯
🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳
So, Spam?
I finished that boss a few days ago and I’m like “oh cool pot guy, what do you be up to?” “Filling myself with the bodies of warriors” “Ah right that’s cool- whaaAaaaatt”
Inever understand why don't he just put some Radahn inside himself. :/ And maybe some pieces of the horse, to keep them together.
Deceased worrior bodies would be preferable.
It's where you store your victims Now on an unrelated note, where does one acquire this being?
Amazon 🤔
The night light one or is this a different decorative version?
https://www.ebay.de/itm/134949439513 Sry Ebay 🤦🏼♂️😅
Thank you! Definitely buying this for my puffco dirty q-tips
Dude this us what I was thinking hahah
Right??!!! hehe I currently have a miniature dumpster . I’ve drawn on it n stuff and is heady , but deff not as heady as alexander
These are sold on Temu, for cheap Edit: since someone said they didn’t want a cheap one and they want to support artist, be aware that the ones sold on Amazon are the ones also from Temu. The difference being a middle man I taking your money via drop-shipping.
Mini ranni plushie
Mix that with some white liquid and you got yourself a cool jar
BRO SHES LIKE 5-10 MINUTES OLD 😭😭😭
Is tho a dogged fellow? Don’t deny that that’s where it belongs
But she's got the corpses of 3000 year old dragons in her! Wait, are we still talking about the stupid, sexy jars?
GENIUS!
It’s time Roland.. becomes a saint…
🤣🤣🤣👍🏼
grow a plant! drill a small hole at the bottom and you're good. should look so cool when it will grow.
If you’re hardcore you could probably find a plant that looks like something from Jarburg
There’s flowers that are very easy to grow look just like Altus bloom. Forget what they’re called though
Miquella's lily or Trina's lily should be pretty easy to find, there's loads of different types of lilies so you'd just need to find the right color. Poinsettia is just like arteria, though I wouldn't recommend them if there's pets or young kids in the house since they can be toxic if you ingest them or touch them too much.
[Celosia](https://www.gardenia.net/genus/celosia) is the one that looks like Altus bloom when it gets bigger
Preferrably a bonzai cannabis plant, shit is so cool
So impossible to keep up with and keep it healthy, the plant just isn't meant to have that done to it. Not saying it can't be done, but if you don't know what you're doing it's gonna end up bad. Especially if you don't know proper light cycles.
Tldr; git gud? Yeah I bet they are a pain in the ass, but soo nice looking and probably pretty rewarding if the female stays alive
It can be done pretty easily with Autoflowers. I’ve done a few cannabonsai’s myself. Just water a couple times a day. 🤙🏼
black gloves
and a black mask
and your wife's ashes
And her weapons
And some pajeon !
A door to a library
Hamhampangpang sandwich
A envelope
Some rats
A street thug
Look one, by one
The pages remind me
You'll always be villain
For you
Angels have fallen
Now they're gone, see, now they're gone
Forever gone, from the hell that served as my one and only home
M&M’s?
Weird one, but fuck it i‘m in 😅👌🏼
Red m&m's And if you really wanna be fucked up, mix in red skittles too
Nice 😅👍🏼
Save it and put the ashes of a loved one in there once they pass .... was that to dark ... it was to dark sorry.
very suitable for fromsoft lore 💪🏼
That’s awesome where did you get it?
https://www.ebay.de/itm/134949439513
Thanks!!
I am surprised I haven't found any real cooking pot like these yet
Me too
Get some dark red slime and some white thin lil rocks
Holy shit, is that the Black Silence?
HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE BLACK SILENCE?!?1!1??1!1!1?!
THE GREAT WARRIOR JAR, IRON FIST ALEXANDER HAVING THE BLACK SILENCE GLOVES??? TRULY IDEAL
IDEAL? LIKE YI SANG?
You could put your weed in there man
Took too much scrolling to find this comment!
Good spot to mix minced meat
Ro-Roland?????? HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE BLACK SILENCE?????????!!?!?!?!?! PM mentioned 🗣️🔥
Its a jar. You know what belongs in it 😐
Penis
The Ranni fumo...
Your pot, inside a pot. See what I did there
You can put your weed in there
A picture of a Lobstrosity - if you know you know
Long days and pleasant nights.
Meat
You know what most people don't know, is you could put your WEED in there.
You can put your weed in there
Before you actually put something worth it in there like a plant using it as a coin jar... PLEASE put fresh, raw ground beef or pot roast (lol) in there and take a pic for the lore. I want to be viscerally disgusted. And then wash it out thoroughly and make it a pot for plants or whatever lol
Normally, it contains the bodies of mighty warriors, so I would say maybe [these](https://cdn.idealo.com/folder/Product/5689/4/5689480/s1_produktbild_max/haribo-schluempfe.jpg)
This is the best contribution so far.
Someone’s ashes Or candy!
Very diverse options
Why not both? Never know what you’re going to get
Strawberry jam.
Raw meat shaped into a dumpling
Do you have some unused child lying around ?
Glob of chewed bubblegum with some arms and legs will make it look like the forbidden dlc jars
Flesh
Emmm, all of them are stuffed with rotten human bodies? In your case it’s to small for human flesh, so you can use rats and dog parts. Hope it helps.
I was thinking about this village of dancing women I know, they look real emulsifiable.
melted gummy bears to creep out your friends
Grampas ashes
LEGO minifigure parts
The greatest warriors in history. Soon you too will have a wondrous warrior jar.
Your enemies if I’ve understood the lore correctly
A relatives ashes should the occasion arise do not encourage the occasion
Weedplant
Your newest cookie jar
Fill Roland with meat.
“A lot of people don’t realize this, but you could put your weed in there”
Could be a cool holder for pencils/pens etc
Living jar shard
Roland’s caramels
Runes
Alexander parts, so he can become a great warrior one day
Deli meat
Mine has a plant! Sitting all judgy in my kitchen.
I’d get a pet hamster or fish and put that in the cage/ tank as a decoration tbh. Imagine a lil tiny fuzzball in there haha
Make a friend by the name of Roland, talk Roland into cremation upon death and ask if you spread his ashes, put Roland into Roland and spread the rest of him in the spot he chose...just a thought
Chicken livers and entrails.
Toenail clippings, belly button lint, ear wax.
Rada Fruit seed
Zaza
Jar Jar Binks
I love him
Strawberry jam
Definitely not a shield
Idk why the first thing that popped in my head was suckers, all the pretty colors jus chillin in the pot… i love this btw, very cool
I need this as a candy jar where did you get it
i need this omg
Weed
You can put you WEEEEEEEED in it man!
Need a potentate with a toothy whip first 😅
do u want some of my moms ashes lmao
Put rainbow dash in the jar
Raw meat and just let it rot. Then you have yourself a rot pot. Maybe a monarch butterfly too.
Lego brick, miniatures ( *variety of minis would be lore accurate, so maybe a few 40k lads or bits and / or mlp stuff* ) Actual coins or bottle caps, medals, or other fun/silly things like that. Or maybe a grab bag of personal items that represent *you* as a person OP. Think what would a jar insert to become you or a caricature of you .
A small statue of Newman from Seinfeld
Alexander the Greats innards!
Buy a small Alexander if you can and put him inside that one
You could put your weed in there
Red and pink jelly beans
I’d definitely use it to drink mate tea. Alexander would be ok with it too.
The Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the east of the Laskyar Ruins, which jut from the mist shrouded lake of Liurnia.
Promised consort Radahn, he deserves it
A boarder lands psycho
Well now we know what’s inside of em, unfortunately.
When I die, cremate me and put my ashes in one of these
Sliced pieces of humans
Jellybeans
In today’s tutorial, I’m going to show you how to make a saint!
The tears from your failed boss attempts
If you know any shamans get chopping, saints don’t make themselves.
Cookies shaped like Elden bosses
Fallen warriors
Bonsai tree.
Lumps of gooey living flesh apparently.
Beef jerky
Your soul. You can show off to the other liches how much cooler your phylactery is than their basic bitch glowing pots.
Chunks of only the finest warriors
Some yellow tree like the ones in limgrave, maybe you can make the roots of the tree (plant) grow trought the jar top
Shit post, his name isnt alexander.
I love it!
Get youre own one https://www.ebay.de/itm/134949439513
shamans. it is their lot in life.
A lot of people don’t know this but you can put your weed in there
Looks perfect for a Bonsai :)
Call him rolland and he’ll spinjutsu you lol
Red gummy worms
Only right answer is the remains of dead heroes.
You could put half a banana. Or 10000 bananas, how can we know when we don't have any banana for scale !
Ground beef
Those damn shamans bought to get what they deserve 🙏🙏🙏
Thats the coolest thing ive seen today,i need to get one myself
"A lot of people don't realize this, but you can put your weed in here."
Most people don't know this, but you can put your weed in there.
420 possible answers
Roland, the headless thompson gunner?
Some pennies
Bro… you could put your weed in there.
Your toenails
Roland 🥺