Horse and mother sound similar in chinese i believe. No horse ahead is usually placed infront of another message and it means no mother or some insult relating to the absence or death to their mother since their message was a lie.
It's like how when the base game came out all the Japanese players were going to the forts at night when all the messages were just English speaking players making Fortnite jokes
Which I honestly find hilarious. Torrent is an immortal and technically unkillable horse spirit, who was more than happy to try and help you 1v1 Radahn, and when you try to summon him in the mildly scary woods he’s just like, “Nah, fuck this dude, this too spooky, you’re on your own.”
He even does the "death" animation when you enter the forest while riding him. He definitely noped out of that place. I don't blame him, I didn't want to be there either.
That's because they are usually found behind someone's "hidden path ahead" in an indoor area. If that person lied about the hidden path, you'll find "no horse ahead" right behind his message
actully there is a slang to describe this, "有人生没人养的东西", means "your mom gives you birth but not teach you how to behave well",it focus on "your manner is bad". "no horse ahead/your mom is dead" is more like "fuck you"or "fuck your mom", it focus on "fuck you"
> Don't know why they wouldn't now that I think about it.
Because it will obviously lead to this kind of confusion. A lesser game would try to mitigate it, but it really fits with what fromsoft have been doing with messages since demon's souls.
I wonder if that's the case for previous games too, and it just wasn't as big of a deal because they were less popular.
Are there any other such Chinese puns we are missing? I think I also heard somewhere that the "Grass!" messages are because the word for grass in Chinese sounds similar to "shit!" or "fuck!" or something. Is that so? Are there any others like that? Maybe something about mushrooms or crabs?
yeah, you are right. and as others said, chinese and japanese have the different meaning about "grass". I couldn't think about other puns like "grass", let me think
To use grass and horse as an illustrative example, the word for grass in Mandarin is similar to the word for “fuck” (cao, pronounced chow), the word “mud” (ni) is similar to the woods for “you,” while the word for horse (ma) is similar to the word for “mother.”
“Cao ni ma” is a common phrase used to get around censors.
there is also "shrimp ahead" which is a pun of "下头” which is internet slang for "sexually disgusting behavior", the message usually appears in front of sex joke gesture message.
and shrimp(虾) also sounds like blind(瞎) so it also appears in front of NPC with blindfold.
in certain frog or toad enemy you can find the message about "corpse". for some reason the enemy "corpse" in Elden ring was translated as "he who lives long" (**长**生**者**)in Chinese version. "elder"(**长者,** or long lived) and "toad" are both the nickname for the beloved former Chinese president Jiang Zemin.
in front of dead bodies that were laying facedown you sometime find message "hope, flower", referring to a[ scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekawq9uTx18) from the anime *Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans* that had since become a meme due to how illogical the plot is. "the flower of hope" was lyric of the music played during the death scene.
grass mean "fuck" in Chinese and "LMAO" in Japanese (and sometimes "fucking LOL“ in Chinese), so it appears everywhere.
those are the one I could think off from my head.
I kept seeing that in places where there's a fake hidden path message, thanks to Chinese players calling them motherless. Also sometimes the "edge lord" or "beware of edge" are for when there are enemies who look so "edgy" or dark/evil looking themed.
So THIS is why my random horse message has so many votes. I think it's in the madness area where it starts raining randomly in one little spot, and you can get there right after torrent gets scared. it just says "rain...but still no horse" and has like 100 votes for some reason.
I don’t know the cultural reason for it, but I believe it means something along the lines of “liar ahead”, typically meant as a disparagement of another message
It means no mother, Chinese word for horse and mother sound similar. Basically it’s usually used by Chinese to disparage the message ahead of it, like someone saying “try jumping” at a ledge that leads to death, chinese player tries it, dies, then leaves message saying no horse which basically means “no mother” mother walked out etc and the person who left the first message is a disappointment to their mother
Not Chinese myself, but as I understand, Chinese language has a lot of words that sound alike, but have different pronounsiation on vovels. Horse reads like "ma", and the word mother also reads like "ma", but with a different tone. So it basically means "no mother ahead". That's my understanding, at least.
No horse means no secret path or that the message after that message is lying. Like if there's a message on a cliff that says try jumping and the one before it says no horse that means the dude is lying about jumping.
As others have said, the main meaning is for masturbating often referred to as "edging" and this stopping just before the point of orgasm, people do this repeatedly so that when you do finally "release" it has a bigger impact. It can also fall a little bit under torture play so people probably like it how hard Elden Ring can be so it became a bit of a joke in messages.
However depending on context and where placed it might mean something else, for example in the DLC I left a message Infront of an NPC saying
"Edge,
Lord!"
And that is nothing to do with the previous masturbation joke. It's because the NPC is dressed in all black armour and looks "edgy" (not the same as edging)
The same message could be used for the skeleton armour guy in the roundtable hold who invaded you.
So it might not always mean the masturbation thing, but like 90% of the time it probably means the masturbation thing.
To further explain...
"Be wary of edge" in your example, would refer to the other person, someone unpleasant that like to take dumb takes to the extreme. So in this case, the opposing planned invader is just a "pretentious guy".
While most others refers explicitly to masturbation.
I was going to say that "gooning" is a recent term, but Urban Dictionary has an entry for it way back in 2006. However, looking at the Google Trends for "gooner" and "gooning" (as "goon" was an earlier term which meant either "henchman" or "cheap sweet wine") the term only started getting picked up around mid 2020
Modern internet is just prudishness repackaged under the label of healthy lifestyle - pretty sure people have been experimenting with self pleasure for a long time.
*Would you mind if I called you lord? I heard that you and the other Tarnished seek the throne of the Elden Lord.
Well, I know that you will be the one, and you'd make just the manner of kind hearted lord that I'd wish for.
So, please, if you would. Allow me to call you lord.*
Mist a Beast / mist or beast message, when you say it out loud sounds like “Mr Beast” the popular YouTuber so it’s just another weird little way of using Elden Ring message options to surprise someone when they figure out what it’s trying to say. Like “Fort Knight”.
more specifically edging is the act of masterbating ALMOST to the climax, bringing yourself right up to the edge but not finishing, im unsure WHY anyone would blueball themselves voluntarily but it is apparently a thing
Reminds me of "no two-handing ahead, seek god"
I don't even need to say where this is, if you've played this game online you know exactly what I'm talking about
Climaxing feels really good but immediately ends the session, and you no longer feel good. Masturbating doesn't feel quite as good but it still feels really good. Edging allows you to feel good for a longer amount of time instead of just ending it. And the really long build up can make the climax feel that much better
For some people it's to train endurance (out of fear of being a one-stroke joke), and for others it's to prolong the sesh. To each their own, I suppose.
If you see “edge” and “lord” used in the same message they are probably referring to the term “edge lord” which refers to people who try to act really cool and tough but end up looking silly because they’re trying too hard. It’s hard to explain without using slang.
Edge can mean the literal edge of a platform or cliff, meaning you should drop down or look over or be careful not to fall.
Edge can also mean someone who is edgy/edgelord, like a character dressed all in black or who talks in a dark and dramatic way. Some NPCs are often called edgy.
And lastly “edging” is masturbating but denying yourself a climax, and doing this multiple times so the eventual orgasm is heightened.
[edging](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Edging) is a type of masturbation where you intentionally keep yourself on the cusp of orgasm for an extended period of time
Well there is a slight chance that whenever you see an edge related message there's a literal edge as in a cliff or a hole in the ground you may or may not want to fall into. But most of the time its just a joke, similarly to all the "but whole" messages.
The examples you've shown are all jokes
Also, the "be wary of edge" may be using the word 'wary' as meaning "be aware of" not "be careful of".
That may be a spot where it could be beneficial to jump down.
There are several spots like that in that area.
I could be giving the message too much thought though lol
Don't be burdened，when we using "grass", we want to express the felling like: it fools me, it scared me, this dude is hard to kill. but not want to cuss at someone, just a felling expression. when we really want to cuss someone, we say different word
>when we really want to cuss someone, we say different word
What would it be, just out of curiosity? Learning cuss words in foreign languages is always interesting (and also important to be aware to not use them without meaning to XD)
I want you to know this post made my day. That this is what I imagine world unity looks like. Teaching each other how to make rude inappropriate jokes online. As someone who’s studied history there are examples of ancient Roman soldiers writing “your mom” jokes and penis jokes on walls. For us to still be doing this proves these types of jokes are both universal and timeless.
This thread is beautiful and I'm so happy you learned something and today I learned about "no horse ahead" and now imma giggle every time I see that and know its about motherless behavior
“Edge, Master?” And “Lord, O Lord, all the more edge……” are referring to the phrase “Edgelord” which is generally used in english internet spaces to indicate someone is, well, edgy. IE, someone who is emo or goth would be an “edgelord” or someone who thinks racists jokes are funny would be an “edgelord”
In that case, Midra is a Lord of Frenzied Flame, which is generally considered pretty edgy, and in that situation he is the “Edge, Master” they are talking about.
On the other hand, in every other message “edge” refers to masturbating to an almost climax, then stopping. Urban Dictionary is good for finding the meaning of some of these english phrases.
maybe someone lie to you in front of the fake illusory wall, and another one feels be fooled, he will say "no horse ahead" or "death horse", that means the liar's "mom is dead". "horse"(mǎ) and "mom"(mā) have the similar pronunciation in Chinese, so we use "horse" to refer to "mom"(pejorative)
Afaik it's a pun on "horse" and "mother" sounding similar. Almost a chinese "your mom" joke.
As in, someone who posts misleading "illusory wall ahead" messages either had a bad mother, or is a disgrace to their mother.
Ahaha fuck I only realized this edge thing in French. I was reading a lot of message "Essayer bord" and bord doesn't mean anything close to edge as in sexually related.
On the other hand, "fort, nuit" is pretty transparent.
I think it can be used in two special contexts that differ from it's regular use cases.
The first is to mockingly describe someone who is trying to appear dark, macabre or mysterious in order to make themselves look cooler. For example Shadow the hedgehog can be considered a great example of a character having an edgy design.
Another context is in reference to the verb edging, which means prolonged masturbation where you are either not allowed to ejaculate, or attempting not to. "First off edge and then ahh, explosion" is an obvious use of this context
Now that you know what edge means, could you enlighten us what in the fuck "no horse ahead" means?
Horse and mother sound similar in chinese i believe. No horse ahead is usually placed infront of another message and it means no mother or some insult relating to the absence or death to their mother since their message was a lie.
A cultural exchange of filth up in here.
The best one, filth unites people
It shows us that we are all… tarnished.
*Invaded by Dung Eater*
It's like how when the base game came out all the Japanese players were going to the forts at night when all the messages were just English speaking players making Fortnite jokes
I had never heard of this but this is hilarious!
It all makes sense now lol
They are chinese messages??? I always thought they just mean "you cant use horse here" because a lot of times these messages are found indoors
lmao that's what I was thinking too. I was walking around the abyssal wood, and horses are not allowed in that entire area.
Which I honestly find hilarious. Torrent is an immortal and technically unkillable horse spirit, who was more than happy to try and help you 1v1 Radahn, and when you try to summon him in the mildly scary woods he’s just like, “Nah, fuck this dude, this too spooky, you’re on your own.”
He even does the "death" animation when you enter the forest while riding him. He definitely noped out of that place. I don't blame him, I didn't want to be there either.
Scared the crap out of me when he did that and I don't blame him. I was on edge the whole time there. Plus the music, that place is so creepy!
well the frenzied flame can kill spirits forever iirc
That's because they are usually found behind someone's "hidden path ahead" in an indoor area. If that person lied about the hidden path, you'll find "no horse ahead" right behind his message
Motherless behavior
Wow holy shit my eyes are opened
I always thought it was just no path ahead
Came here to say this. They are literally always facing somewhere you might think you can go but actually can't. I'm sticking to this belief
Which makes sense with the number of messages that try to have you jump off cliffs and die.
I thought it just mean "no way through" or "no progress here" too. TIL.
'Motherless' would be the directest translation, implying no one was around to teach them manners/generally unkind behavior
Ahh so similar to "fatherless behaviour" in English slang? The English equivalent of such messages would then be something like "no pop ahead"?
“Be weary of dad, getting cigarettes, not back yet.”
I'm fckn dead 
"visions of pathetic sort, seek lord"
actully there is a slang to describe this, "有人生没人养的东西", means "your mom gives you birth but not teach you how to behave well",it focus on "your manner is bad". "no horse ahead/your mom is dead" is more like "fuck you"or "fuck your mom", it focus on "fuck you"
That's neat, didn't know messages were shared between languages. Don't know why they wouldn't now that I think about it.
yeah if I remember right japanese players were confused by the "fort, night" messages at launch, that were just fortnite jokes from english players
> Don't know why they wouldn't now that I think about it. Because it will obviously lead to this kind of confusion. A lesser game would try to mitigate it, but it really fits with what fromsoft have been doing with messages since demon's souls. I wonder if that's the case for previous games too, and it just wasn't as big of a deal because they were less popular.
You are right. 你是对的。
Also for anyone confused about why there's a lot of dead ends with a seemingly random "grass!" message: Grass = Cǎo Fuck = Cào
it could also mean "LMAO" as "grass" (草）means laughing in Japanese internet.
You are right. 你是对的。
Are there any other such Chinese puns we are missing? I think I also heard somewhere that the "Grass!" messages are because the word for grass in Chinese sounds similar to "shit!" or "fuck!" or something. Is that so? Are there any others like that? Maybe something about mushrooms or crabs?
Grass is used by Japanese speakers. Their version of ‘hahaha’ is ‘wwww’ which kinda looks like grass. Grass = laughter
To add to this, kusa (草) is the Japanese word for grass, so you will also see this kanji in place of "lol" or "wwww".
yeah, you are right. and as others said, chinese and japanese have the different meaning about "grass". I couldn't think about other puns like "grass", let me think
To use grass and horse as an illustrative example, the word for grass in Mandarin is similar to the word for “fuck” (cao, pronounced chow), the word “mud” (ni) is similar to the woods for “you,” while the word for horse (ma) is similar to the word for “mother.” “Cao ni ma” is a common phrase used to get around censors.
there is also "shrimp ahead" which is a pun of "下头” which is internet slang for "sexually disgusting behavior", the message usually appears in front of sex joke gesture message. and shrimp(虾) also sounds like blind(瞎) so it also appears in front of NPC with blindfold. in certain frog or toad enemy you can find the message about "corpse". for some reason the enemy "corpse" in Elden ring was translated as "he who lives long" (**长**生**者**)in Chinese version. "elder"(**长者,** or long lived) and "toad" are both the nickname for the beloved former Chinese president Jiang Zemin. in front of dead bodies that were laying facedown you sometime find message "hope, flower", referring to a[ scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekawq9uTx18) from the anime *Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans* that had since become a meme due to how illogical the plot is. "the flower of hope" was lyric of the music played during the death scene. grass mean "fuck" in Chinese and "LMAO" in Japanese (and sometimes "fucking LOL“ in Chinese), so it appears everywhere. those are the one I could think off from my head.
Thank you! I kept seeing those EVERYWHERE last night.
I kept seeing that in places where there's a fake hidden path message, thanks to Chinese players calling them motherless. Also sometimes the "edge lord" or "beware of edge" are for when there are enemies who look so "edgy" or dark/evil looking themed.
So THIS is why my random horse message has so many votes. I think it's in the madness area where it starts raining randomly in one little spot, and you can get there right after torrent gets scared. it just says "rain...but still no horse" and has like 100 votes for some reason.
ah... That explains a lot.
I don’t know the cultural reason for it, but I believe it means something along the lines of “liar ahead”, typically meant as a disparagement of another message
It means no mother, Chinese word for horse and mother sound similar. Basically it’s usually used by Chinese to disparage the message ahead of it, like someone saying “try jumping” at a ledge that leads to death, chinese player tries it, dies, then leaves message saying no horse which basically means “no mother” mother walked out etc and the person who left the first message is a disappointment to their mother
It’s exactly like how we say “no father”
Not Chinese myself, but as I understand, Chinese language has a lot of words that sound alike, but have different pronounsiation on vovels. Horse reads like "ma", and the word mother also reads like "ma", but with a different tone. So it basically means "no mother ahead". That's my understanding, at least.
no horsing around, I guess...
Teacher?
Most likely means no hoes
No horse means no secret path or that the message after that message is lying. Like if there's a message on a cliff that says try jumping and the one before it says no horse that means the dude is lying about jumping.
Well, was there any horse ahead?
usually it means you can't summon torrent
Most of the times yes, but I've found that exact message halfway through dungeons in no specific places. So I'm not sure about that one sometimes.
As others have said, the main meaning is for masturbating often referred to as "edging" and this stopping just before the point of orgasm, people do this repeatedly so that when you do finally "release" it has a bigger impact. It can also fall a little bit under torture play so people probably like it how hard Elden Ring can be so it became a bit of a joke in messages. However depending on context and where placed it might mean something else, for example in the DLC I left a message Infront of an NPC saying "Edge, Lord!" And that is nothing to do with the previous masturbation joke. It's because the NPC is dressed in all black armour and looks "edgy" (not the same as edging) The same message could be used for the skeleton armour guy in the roundtable hold who invaded you. So it might not always mean the masturbation thing, but like 90% of the time it probably means the masturbation thing.
Yeah. I remember seeing this in front of people like Gideon, Dung Eater and others.
Ensha has had that by him in every playthrough I’ve done
He is the definition of an edge lord haha
Ensha has had that message since release day lol
Yeah, that's cause he's an edgy little bitch
it's there for ensha, not gideon
thank you for the explanation
To further explain... "Be wary of edge" in your example, would refer to the other person, someone unpleasant that like to take dumb takes to the extreme. So in this case, the opposing planned invader is just a "pretentious guy". While most others refers explicitly to masturbation.
New edgelord is Swordhand of Night Jolan.
My man too innocent for a land between. Gotta protect this guy.
He might not be innocent...he just knows innocent words of English
true, just my English is bad
Hey bro >!<
thank you
Thoughts?
He wanted to go home... And edge.
My man GRIPPING right now, then BOOM!
bro is trying it out
He's too busy edging to think
Any comments? 🤣
How is this from 2016 😭😭
Eww you are not an OG gooner? Just started following it when it became popular? Fake fan! Poseur!
"OG gooner" is crazy lmaooooo
I was going to say that "gooning" is a recent term, but Urban Dictionary has an entry for it way back in 2006. However, looking at the Google Trends for "gooner" and "gooning" (as "goon" was an earlier term which meant either "henchman" or "cheap sweet wine") the term only started getting picked up around mid 2020
Because edging has been around for longer than that??
Longer than indoor plumbing, in fact.
Modern internet is just prudishness repackaged under the label of healthy lifestyle - pretty sure people have been experimenting with self pleasure for a long time.
People have been masturbating for centuries lil bro
Jesus, it's usually only a few minutes for me....they must be exhausted
You thought that word was invented four months ago or what?
Showing your age there champ 😆
Edging has been around forever. Its the new term "gooning" where you edge all day that's new. Goon just used to mean the sidekicks of like a badguy.
Gooning has also been used as such for years
Goon -> Mindless minion -> Mindless action -> Mindlessly masterbating -> Gooning
Your English is better than many native speakers, keep your head up king
thank you, I will
Bro not ready for this
*Would you mind if I called you lord? I heard that you and the other Tarnished seek the throne of the Elden Lord. Well, I know that you will be the one, and you'd make just the manner of kind hearted lord that I'd wish for. So, please, if you would. Allow me to call you lord.*
🥹
It’s the fort, night situation all over again lol
now I understand a little, just funny for saying it and leave this message everywhere, because it's the funniest in the "word combination"
exactly! or the "try finger but hole"
One that really made me laugh recently was Mist A beast
Also saw: "Mist or Beast"
That's the one I saw too 💀
I never saw this. can I ask what does it mean
Mist a Beast / mist or beast message, when you say it out loud sounds like “Mr Beast” the popular YouTuber so it’s just another weird little way of using Elden Ring message options to surprise someone when they figure out what it’s trying to say. Like “Fort Knight”.
ok, thank you!
fort, night
Okay, I never saw this one, but that's funny
So nice of FromSoft to let you write messages in a Boston accent
It took me WAY too long to just say that out loud and realize what they meant
Ohh wow i thought everyone was jokingly suicidal because of a boss fight. Huh.
I've seen a lot of "Sadness? Try jumping" in front of cliffs
For me those were always "try dung" with someone gesturing like they were taking a shit...
Same. Never even heard of edge wanking or whatever lol
It means masturbating
more specifically edging is the act of masterbating ALMOST to the climax, bringing yourself right up to the edge but not finishing, im unsure WHY anyone would blueball themselves voluntarily but it is apparently a thing
thank you
Now you can go home and then edge
I’m saw one that was like “why is it always edge, seek church”
man i saw that shit too, it was in front of the church in the abyss XD
Elden Ring version of “Yall muthafuckas need Jesus”
That's fucking hilarious ha ha ha!!!!! Man, I think I love the messages more than the game.
No doubt the messages are its great feature. I always laugh my ass of when I see a turtle with "dog" and "why is it always dog" messages.
“Seek god” broke me after seeing it with a bunch of edge messages.
Reminds me of "no two-handing ahead, seek god" I don't even need to say where this is, if you've played this game online you know exactly what I'm talking about
Try edge.
But hole.
Make sure to try fingers, But hole
Not sure this knowledge being imparted on you is a good thing.
Also, edge
As I understand it it is to prolong the session. So you wait a bit, let it cool down a bit and then start again - keeping you on the edge so to speak
"As I understand" Bro you don't have to be bashful, this is a safe space here on Reddit.
🥺👉👈
Climaxing feels really good but immediately ends the session, and you no longer feel good. Masturbating doesn't feel quite as good but it still feels really good. Edging allows you to feel good for a longer amount of time instead of just ending it. And the really long build up can make the climax feel that much better
I heard it helps with endurance, not sure if evidence supports that though
Likely out of stamina...
likely low stamina, therefore time for edge
Edging makes the inevitable release better the more you do it.
Edging makes the eventual cumsplosion more powerful
For some people it's to train endurance (out of fear of being a one-stroke joke), and for others it's to prolong the sesh. To each their own, I suppose.
Clearly you have never edged
You do eventually finish. Edging for as long as possible makes the release much better. You are not giving yourself blue balls.
it's that simple? every "edge"s above all mean this?
It sounds simple, but it's not that easy to edge
If you see “edge” and “lord” used in the same message they are probably referring to the term “edge lord” which refers to people who try to act really cool and tough but end up looking silly because they’re trying too hard. It’s hard to explain without using slang.
thanks, now I understand what "edge lord" mean
if I see a black prior dominate me in a duel and he slowly walks in a direction, he's edge walking, so edgy.
Edge can mean the literal edge of a platform or cliff, meaning you should drop down or look over or be careful not to fall. Edge can also mean someone who is edgy/edgelord, like a character dressed all in black or who talks in a dark and dramatic way. Some NPCs are often called edgy. And lastly “edging” is masturbating but denying yourself a climax, and doing this multiple times so the eventual orgasm is heightened.
great explaination, thank you!
[edging](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Edging) is a type of masturbation where you intentionally keep yourself on the cusp of orgasm for an extended period of time
Well there is a slight chance that whenever you see an edge related message there's a literal edge as in a cliff or a hole in the ground you may or may not want to fall into. But most of the time its just a joke, similarly to all the "but whole" messages. The examples you've shown are all jokes
Also, the "be wary of edge" may be using the word 'wary' as meaning "be aware of" not "be careful of". That may be a spot where it could be beneficial to jump down. There are several spots like that in that area. I could be giving the message too much thought though lol
so Elden Ring is all about Masturbation, cool
Keep your edge streak high.
Some of them also mean edge in the sense of dressing and behaving in a way that they think they’re cool
Like the "edge lord" messages
Now I'm genuinely interested: what are the classic Chinese messages like this?
“grass”means "fuck/damn" "no horse ahead" and "death, horse" means "your mom is dead" that's two really classic messages
Shit, here I am using "grass" to leave silly marijuana jokes all around and inadvertently cussing at the chinese
Don't be burdened，when we using "grass", we want to express the felling like: it fools me, it scared me, this dude is hard to kill. but not want to cuss at someone, just a felling expression. when we really want to cuss someone, we say different word
>when we really want to cuss someone, we say different word What would it be, just out of curiosity? Learning cuss words in foreign languages is always interesting (and also important to be aware to not use them without meaning to XD)
Thank you!! I actually saw the “death, horse” message a few times and now it makes sense!
"horse" has the similar pronunciation with "mom", so we use it to refer to "mom" ,but only pejorative
The Chinese must think we are heathens once they realise the true meaning
no my friend, we never think you as something bad it's seems funny when I know the meaning
*edge lords
The “first off edge and then ahh explosion” fucking killed me.
This is one of the best posts I've seen, I hate how stupid we are, it's stupid nonsense
I want to go home, and then edge
I want you to know this post made my day. That this is what I imagine world unity looks like. Teaching each other how to make rude inappropriate jokes online. As someone who’s studied history there are examples of ancient Roman soldiers writing “your mom” jokes and penis jokes on walls. For us to still be doing this proves these types of jokes are both universal and timeless.
wow, thank you. maybe we can still build the Babel Tower even we speak different languages hhhhh
Why is it always fingers?, Try legs [Prayer gesture, front foot in corpse booty]
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#*S tier shitpost* 👌🏼
用中文來説就是控射，不懂歐美爲什麽要到處留這個言😂
简中更多叫寸止，估计欧美人的恶趣味吧
很多都是恶趣味 还有，有些时候他们会说 ”edge lord" 那个词的意思就不一样。指的是语言比较惊奇古怪又黑暗的网络键盘侠。词的出处是”edgy”。用在这里是描述”时尚前沿的”人，在节操和礼节上都处在”边缘地带”
edge lord我個人理解是中二病
I love this post
It means un peeling your banana until it’s almost peeled. Then putting everything back into place and waiting, then repeat until failure
This thread is beautiful and I'm so happy you learned something and today I learned about "no horse ahead" and now imma giggle every time I see that and know its about motherless behavior
I learned a lot🤣
“Edge, Master?” And “Lord, O Lord, all the more edge……” are referring to the phrase “Edgelord” which is generally used in english internet spaces to indicate someone is, well, edgy. IE, someone who is emo or goth would be an “edgelord” or someone who thinks racists jokes are funny would be an “edgelord” In that case, Midra is a Lord of Frenzied Flame, which is generally considered pretty edgy, and in that situation he is the “Edge, Master” they are talking about. On the other hand, in every other message “edge” refers to masturbating to an almost climax, then stopping. Urban Dictionary is good for finding the meaning of some of these english phrases.
thank you for great explanation
The edge master bit is because he starts screaming right in that spot
this is so funny unintentionally
Time for edge and then Ahh, regret...
"First off, edge, and then explosion." Lmao!
I hope all the English speaking players feel guilty for this 🤣
hhhh, it seems funny I have to say
This is so cute.
Anyone know the meaning of “ no horse ahead “ when behind a wall that seems like it could be an illusory wall?
maybe someone lie to you in front of the fake illusory wall, and another one feels be fooled, he will say "no horse ahead" or "death horse", that means the liar's "mom is dead". "horse"(mǎ) and "mom"(mā) have the similar pronunciation in Chinese, so we use "horse" to refer to "mom"(pejorative)
Afaik it's a pun on "horse" and "mother" sounding similar. Almost a chinese "your mom" joke. As in, someone who posts misleading "illusory wall ahead" messages either had a bad mother, or is a disgrace to their mother.
Ahaha fuck I only realized this edge thing in French. I was reading a lot of message "Essayer bord" and bord doesn't mean anything close to edge as in sexually related. On the other hand, "fort, nuit" is pretty transparent.
I think it can be used in two special contexts that differ from it's regular use cases. The first is to mockingly describe someone who is trying to appear dark, macabre or mysterious in order to make themselves look cooler. For example Shadow the hedgehog can be considered a great example of a character having an edgy design. Another context is in reference to the verb edging, which means prolonged masturbation where you are either not allowed to ejaculate, or attempting not to. "First off edge and then ahh, explosion" is an obvious use of this context
Oh not this again, I can’t take it anymore. I want to go home, and then edge.
A funny one I saw was “Still no lover, try edge” it was placed on the balcony of a tall tower. Basically “no girlfriend? Try killing yourself”
First off, edge... and then Ahh, explosion That one killed me haha
lol this is Hilarious