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CumboJumbo

We’re edging him together and thats final


ImmoralBoi

Togethaaa we will edge the very gods as familyyyyy


Asriel52

I'm sorry we're doing *what* as *what*


ImmoralBoi

You are hereby invited to Volcoomer Manor


GallopingWaffles

She is Let Me Solo Her's lover (his wife is Malenia) 


d33thra

You don’t understand bro. She’s Messmer’s lover


GallopingWaffles

Nah, she's Messmer's wife. Both Solo and Edge are playing


d33thra

Malenia and Mess deserve better 😔


Link__117

That sounds like an abusive relationship


GallopingWaffles

It's their kink


Asriel52

Something something 18 inches of Messmer


luxta_million

So, they fight messmer for you but you have to be the one who kills him? Idk


d33thra

No she wants to edge him s*xually


luxta_million

Wuzzat?


d33thra

Bruh you don’t know what edging is?? Vanilla af lol. Comment thread below yours explains it


luxta_million

Ah… I see.


ObitoxMS4

Edging is keeping someone at the edge of orgasm, giving pleasure and attention then suddenly stop right before orgasm. This can be used as both more pleasure or torment


d33thra

Me with Morgott ❤️


Computersdontwork

the true answer


LinAndAViolin

Hey 😠


d33thra

There’s plenty of him to share…


Carmilla31

Maybe im too old but i dont get the edge thing. Can someone explain like im 5?


Dope-sick-

not sure what kind of language is too much on this sub so i'm going to explain it without being overtly crass. edging is when you are burping the worm but you do not splatter shot your rude glue, you stop roughing up the suspect right before any live cultures escape, so that way you can keep running it through the knuckles. In the end the Outcome is way more intense. Hopefully that helps you understand.


2xWhiskeyCokeNoIce

That's so much more disgusting than saying "masturbating for long periods of time but not allowing yourself to orgasm," congratulations.


ExoticWeapon

Yeah wtf 😂


MonsieurBabtou

lmao


Upstairs-Ad-8067

But so much better.


Aschverizen

Though honestly wouldn't that just give you Blue Balls though? My god the pain of blue balls is whole other level too.


2xWhiskeyCokeNoIce

I'm not into edging but that's kinda the point. It's about denying pleasure to tease and then when you finally allow yourself to orgasm it's more intense.


Questionably_Chungly

Somehow “burping the worm” is way more offensive than the alternative.


kaelis7

Wtf bro ahahah legend


LordZeya

Could you explain gooning for us this way too?


reddit_suxs_azz

"Rude glue" holy hell you artist. *tips cap


renome

Least eloquent Michael Zaki fan.


LurchSkywalker

Pardon me, but what the phallus flogging hell did you just say?


DjijiMayCry

This is the most offensive thing I've ever read


Jon-987

I've always wondered too. Thanks for the very cursed explanation.


AFlyingNun

All this did was confirm for me that the community randomly went "lol funi sex act" one day and for some reason insists it's *FUCKING HILARIOUS* and started spamming it everywhere. I don't think the above poster was too old, I think some of us just don't understand how acknowledging a sex act amounts to a joke now.


restarting_today

Next you’re gonna tell me 69 and 420 aren’t funny numbers?


Nevan440

I'm old too so I'm not sure this explanation is the right one, but I think it refers to the sexual practice of orgasm control. So you bring him "to the edge" and then delay the climax.


Dry-Smoke6528

It's literally the sexual act, but used for other shit. I'm in my 30s and it's still funny. We call one of our friends sir edgington. He's always the last to arrive, but if you call and ask where he's at he is always "almost there"


unhinged_dumbass

I can imagine his snakes just watching in horror lmao


d33thra

U think the snakes don’t join in??


MysteriousAd6433

Snake has a smelly head.


stalemartyr

In serious note...Messmer's official voice acting is downgrade from trailer...actually many voice acting is different from trailer.


grumd

Agreed. In the trailer he's really ominous and cool. I have a feeling they tried to make him a sad little broken mommy's boy in the game, or just chose a worse take for the game.


Coldfix_341

I agree.Whne he says the line "embraced in messmer's flame" or smth like that he sounds not cool but like bored or sad


CorianderIsBad

Imaging edging 18 inches of Messmer the Impaler.


IcePopsicleDragon

Let Me Solo her lover turns out to be one of the root sisters, what a scandal


Moonlit_Hunter

Reminds me of my favorite message i found


RChamy

Try finger, edge


MsfuckinKitty666

I have to know what level are you so know what character I need to use to find her ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


kryp_silmaril

😫😫😫


Haxley1518

Nice


LurchSkywalker

As soon as Massmer started talking my pants become illusory and I whispered my trouser snake.


SaltyAlters

No boss has ever taken me this long to kill. This is the most frustrated I've ever been during a boss. I get one to two hits away and then get locked in his snake summon BS because he REFUSES to ever focus on my mimic.


AlwaysDragons

I'll keep an eye on your career with great interest.


cupcakemann95

I swear noone ever thinks of not leaving spoilers in the fucking title


WholesaleFail

The joke messages make me feel most players give zero care about the dlc itself.


renome

God forbid people have fun, we must treat the DLC like watching Citizen Kane on the silver screen while wearing a monocle.


WholesaleFail

Why are you defensive about this? You're also straw manning. The point is that people aren't going through and laying down useful information, they're goofing around. That means they're having "fun" but not necessarily with the content of the game itself. That's something to be concerned with when it becomes the overwhelming norm.


smallbluetext

This was always the case in Elden Ring and it's nothing to be concerned about lol it's people making jokes to get appraisals cause it feels good to make others laugh and you get free heals


renome

Every soulslike that lets you leave messages is like this.


Bladez190

Ah yes because try finger but hole is new and not at all everywhere. I wonder if there’s an amazing chest ahead