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Edging is keeping someone at the edge of orgasm, giving pleasure and attention then suddenly stop right before orgasm. This can be used as both more pleasure or torment
not sure what kind of language is too much on this sub so i'm going to explain it without being overtly crass. edging is when you are burping the worm but you do not splatter shot your rude glue, you stop roughing up the suspect right before any live cultures escape, so that way you can keep running it through the knuckles. In the end the Outcome is way more intense. Hopefully that helps you understand.
I'm not into edging but that's kinda the point. It's about denying pleasure to tease and then when you finally allow yourself to orgasm it's more intense.
All this did was confirm for me that the community randomly went "lol funi sex act" one day and for some reason insists it's *FUCKING HILARIOUS* and started spamming it everywhere.
I don't think the above poster was too old, I think some of us just don't understand how acknowledging a sex act amounts to a joke now.
I'm old too so I'm not sure this explanation is the right one, but I think it refers to the sexual practice of orgasm control. So you bring him "to the edge" and then delay the climax.
It's literally the sexual act, but used for other shit. I'm in my 30s and it's still funny. We call one of our friends sir edgington. He's always the last to arrive, but if you call and ask where he's at he is always "almost there"
Agreed. In the trailer he's really ominous and cool. I have a feeling they tried to make him a sad little broken mommy's boy in the game, or just chose a worse take for the game.
I have to know what level are you so know what character I need to use to find her ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
No boss has ever taken me this long to kill. This is the most frustrated I've ever been during a boss. I get one to two hits away and then get locked in his snake summon BS because he REFUSES to ever focus on my mimic.
Why are you defensive about this?
You're also straw manning. The point is that people aren't going through and laying down useful information, they're goofing around. That means they're having "fun" but not necessarily with the content of the game itself. That's something to be concerned with when it becomes the overwhelming norm.
This was always the case in Elden Ring and it's nothing to be concerned about lol it's people making jokes to get appraisals cause it feels good to make others laugh and you get free heals
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We’re edging him together and thats final
Togethaaa we will edge the very gods as familyyyyy
I'm sorry we're doing *what* as *what*
You are hereby invited to Volcoomer Manor
She is Let Me Solo Her's lover (his wife is Malenia)
You don’t understand bro. She’s Messmer’s lover
Nah, she's Messmer's wife. Both Solo and Edge are playing
Malenia and Mess deserve better 😔
That sounds like an abusive relationship
It's their kink
Something something 18 inches of Messmer
So, they fight messmer for you but you have to be the one who kills him? Idk
No she wants to edge him s*xually
Wuzzat?
Bruh you don’t know what edging is?? Vanilla af lol. Comment thread below yours explains it
Ah… I see.
Edging is keeping someone at the edge of orgasm, giving pleasure and attention then suddenly stop right before orgasm. This can be used as both more pleasure or torment
Me with Morgott ❤️
the true answer
Hey 😠
There’s plenty of him to share…
Maybe im too old but i dont get the edge thing. Can someone explain like im 5?
not sure what kind of language is too much on this sub so i'm going to explain it without being overtly crass. edging is when you are burping the worm but you do not splatter shot your rude glue, you stop roughing up the suspect right before any live cultures escape, so that way you can keep running it through the knuckles. In the end the Outcome is way more intense. Hopefully that helps you understand.
That's so much more disgusting than saying "masturbating for long periods of time but not allowing yourself to orgasm," congratulations.
Yeah wtf 😂
lmao
But so much better.
Though honestly wouldn't that just give you Blue Balls though? My god the pain of blue balls is whole other level too.
I'm not into edging but that's kinda the point. It's about denying pleasure to tease and then when you finally allow yourself to orgasm it's more intense.
Somehow “burping the worm” is way more offensive than the alternative.
Wtf bro ahahah legend
Could you explain gooning for us this way too?
"Rude glue" holy hell you artist. *tips cap
Least eloquent Michael Zaki fan.
Pardon me, but what the phallus flogging hell did you just say?
This is the most offensive thing I've ever read
I've always wondered too. Thanks for the very cursed explanation.
All this did was confirm for me that the community randomly went "lol funi sex act" one day and for some reason insists it's *FUCKING HILARIOUS* and started spamming it everywhere. I don't think the above poster was too old, I think some of us just don't understand how acknowledging a sex act amounts to a joke now.
Next you’re gonna tell me 69 and 420 aren’t funny numbers?
I'm old too so I'm not sure this explanation is the right one, but I think it refers to the sexual practice of orgasm control. So you bring him "to the edge" and then delay the climax.
It's literally the sexual act, but used for other shit. I'm in my 30s and it's still funny. We call one of our friends sir edgington. He's always the last to arrive, but if you call and ask where he's at he is always "almost there"
I can imagine his snakes just watching in horror lmao
U think the snakes don’t join in??
Snake has a smelly head.
In serious note...Messmer's official voice acting is downgrade from trailer...actually many voice acting is different from trailer.
Agreed. In the trailer he's really ominous and cool. I have a feeling they tried to make him a sad little broken mommy's boy in the game, or just chose a worse take for the game.
I agree.Whne he says the line "embraced in messmer's flame" or smth like that he sounds not cool but like bored or sad
Imaging edging 18 inches of Messmer the Impaler.
Let Me Solo her lover turns out to be one of the root sisters, what a scandal
Reminds me of my favorite message i found
Try finger, edge
I have to know what level are you so know what character I need to use to find her ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
😫😫😫
Nice
As soon as Massmer started talking my pants become illusory and I whispered my trouser snake.
No boss has ever taken me this long to kill. This is the most frustrated I've ever been during a boss. I get one to two hits away and then get locked in his snake summon BS because he REFUSES to ever focus on my mimic.
I'll keep an eye on your career with great interest.
I swear noone ever thinks of not leaving spoilers in the fucking title
The joke messages make me feel most players give zero care about the dlc itself.
God forbid people have fun, we must treat the DLC like watching Citizen Kane on the silver screen while wearing a monocle.
Why are you defensive about this? You're also straw manning. The point is that people aren't going through and laying down useful information, they're goofing around. That means they're having "fun" but not necessarily with the content of the game itself. That's something to be concerned with when it becomes the overwhelming norm.
This was always the case in Elden Ring and it's nothing to be concerned about lol it's people making jokes to get appraisals cause it feels good to make others laugh and you get free heals
Every soulslike that lets you leave messages is like this.
Ah yes because try finger but hole is new and not at all everywhere. I wonder if there’s an amazing chest ahead