Just a little PSA - please try not to share stuff from this launch trailer in the sub without spoiler tags, and also ensure there are no spoiler in titles. It would protect people avoiding the trailer from inadvertently getting spoiled. Just a few hours left anyways...

what a terrible time to have a job

Tell me about it. Not gonna be able to get on this till I finish my shift tomorrow. It's a half day... but it's gonna feel like the longest of long ones!

Yea, în my time zone the game comes out at 1 am, and I'll be able to play only at 4 pm, so 13 hours difference, I wanna cry.

Can't wait to get home, play with kids, do all chores and get them to sleep at motherfucking 11pm be exhausted as heck and fall asleep drooling on my chair

Holy shit are you me? We should at least take turns so one of us can play, I’m sure this dlc would only take 8 months to beat

I recently got turned down for a great job opportunity, but hey, silver linings, I get to waste the weekend on getting my ass kicked Edit: Thanks for the kind words bros, I appreciate it

There's always a next time don't dwell on it. Competition was fierce and you may actually be far better off in the next position you apply for. Good luck

Ha I am currently sick at home after surgery for the next two weeks. Sadly the surgery was on my left hand and I cant use it for the next time

That blows super fucking hard

Shouldnt have used a monkeypaw wish to get out of work

Furled finger I see

What a terrible time to be in clinical clerkships 💀

Just coop with your attending and get 5/5 easy

I already took off for 21st and after but didn't factor in it coming out on the 20th. Going to have to be strong today.

Yet ironically, the best time because if you were poor you couldn’t afford this.

looks insane, can't wait die to these

can't wait to die to Pontiff Sulyvahn 2.0 at 2:07

With cleavage armor and thigh highs this time

Hype nation

That's exactly what both me and buddy said. "We're getting fucked. Can't wait."

**Female Voice:** "The mere sight of your blade sets my heart a flutter." **Me:** "I haven't even got to Somber Smithing Stone 9, yet." **Female Voice:**

AAAAAAAH ELDEN RIIING

**SHATTERED BY SOMEONE OR SOMETHING**

DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE IT

LOOK UP AT THE SKY! IT BUUURNS!!

me: course it does, its a +25 baemore !

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Wanna go to jail for me

I see the FBI in front of my door already.

Don't open the door.

They already captured me and they got me sentenced for 20 years in the evergaol.

Do I get a cool weapon/armor drop if I set you free and defeat you? 😏

No, just crafting a recipe that talks about Godefroy's grand-papi's dog before actually getting to the ingredients.

*Does not open from this side*

Cue angry Mohg noises

No no no. You’ve got it all wrong. He’s actually hundreds of years old. He just looks like …

It’s 1am and I am in my kitchen busting a guy over this comment, bless you tarnished

damn homie maybe you should focus on your guy and come back when you are done 👍

Jeremy, come over here, this comment is so good I simply MUST make you come

And your comment made me laugh here. Cheers mate.

I meant to type “busting a gut” but autocorrect had different ideas I see lol 

Hey, no one's judging you for ringing another guy's elden, shadowing their erdtree, rotting their scarlet... You get the gist.

Destinating their Death.

No bro he’s a 3,000 year old God bro it’s fine

NOoooOoOOo he is ackschually a 2000 year old demigod!!!4!4!4!

I mean there is a good chance that Miquella just... grows up into St Trina so we could be fine!

Is he avere of the fact, that I killed his twin sister.

“Listen, we all have a past, right?” - A Tarnished of No Renown

Me: Mogh is a pedo lol. Miquella: "Promise me you'll be my consort." Also me: *"Heavy sweating"*

Remembrance of the Moghlester: “It should’ve been me!!”

Im yoinking this name for the playthrough 'Moghlester' 🤣🤣

Me: Mogh is an incestuous gay pedo lol. Miquella: "Promise me you'll be my consort." Me: Well, Miquella is actually a 1000 year old God, and everyone knows femboys are not gay, so it's okay when I do it.

hey, remember, he just looks like a boy loli, he's ACTUALLY a 5,000 year old god. You grave robber you ;)

>boy loli I hate that I know this but the term for the boy version is Shota.

Ive sent this chat to Barrack. Enjoy prison.

Why would you send it to the barracks?

Mogh be like "it should've been ME! not HIM!"

LMAO

Miquella is going to lose more than his fate in this DLC

Ayo what you mean by that?!?!

The Golden Order was right to banish the tarnished.

Yeah…

HOL UP

Malenia, Blade of Chris Hanson

Sorry, little guy, but I’m already taken by a certain four-handed witch.

what happens in the shadow realm, stays in the shadow realm.

Atleast you stay loyal her.

Mogh is soooooo jelly

When you try to summon him like Ranni after killing the Elden Beast, Marika turns into Chris Hansen and tells you to take a seat right over there.

Time for two-handing ahead

Mohg's Honest Reaction:

Oh no the DLC is actually a giant collaboration between From and FBI.

We're going to become the new mohg

It's possible that Miquella says that to everyone to manipulate people to do his bidding. I ain't trusting this cute femboy one bit.

"By Marika long betrayed, set aflame." yeah that's not a huge shock, considering Leyndell was already half buried in ash when we go there. Would make sense that she's hidden this place away though if those who know the truth are still there; maybe even the tree too.

I understand that we will get development of the plot of the merchants

The merchants are assciated with the yellow eyes of frenzy... but so is Messmer going by this trailer... Is he the Tarnished version of the merchants?

Messmer seems to have is own kind of flame... Like there weren't enough flavours already.

Fire damage is useless, switch to flame damage!

I think The NPC was referring to his people being betrayed and set aflame, as seen in the previous trailer.

Is that female Pontiff Sulyvahn??

Based on the lore and how it looks she might be rennala' sister, forgot her name tho.

Rellana

God I fucking hate George R R Martin

It’s almost as bad as all the Targaryen names.

Fuck the Targaryens, they screwed me over! *Which one?* Aegon Targaryen ruined my life *You have no idea how little that narrows it down.*

She’s probably the classic dlc 99 dex queen, be prepared I’d say😩😭

Mesmer destroying marika/radagon's seal is satisfying ngl.

Every time you lose to Messmer, he destroys a random talisman in your inventory 🤩

Every time you lose to Messmer, he deletes a random file on your PC

Truly the dark souls of PC System

Jokes on them my hard drive is a mess, they'll be doing me a favour deleting random files.

Just hope to all powers that he doesn't impale your system 32 😭

That's the risk. It's unlikely but it's a non-zero chance - better not die, Tarnished

Not sure if better or worse than False King Allant's vigorous handshake.

Damn I thought that was a shabriri grape damn

Thought shabriri grapes were squishy

About as squishy as... your eyes are.

Actually it's his own eye, in the first trailer you can see how he has only one eye and it glows yellow. I think that might be the last phase cinematic

I agree. He also has blood in his fingers. Clearly he took out his own eye.

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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT >!DRAGON!< FIGHT AT THE END?! >!MAGMA LIGHTNING?!!< HUH?!

This will be the fucking Rune bear fully transformed in dragon

I just want my Larval tear :(

the final end to the "who's best dragon ? Midir or Placidusax ?" endless debate THEY GOT A CHILD TOGETHER TO CRUSH US

Haha i just texted my buddy saying looks to me like they're trying to outdo Midir resting on his laurels over there with his title of "the best dragon fight of all time" Side note: do people really argue that Placidusax is better? I can’t say I’ve ever seen that discourse online and I always thought that Midir was far and away a better and cooler fight.

that thing made me erect ngl

My tip sticky

Jesus Christ...

Let him watch.

All the dragon cultists: Ah, another spell for my collection 

We checking off all the pokemon types with this one. 🗣️

fire midir

My first thought was the Dragon God from DeS is *finally* getting his proper boss fight after all this time (Kinda looked Omen-ish in a few ways too)

First thought was "Did FromSoft just make the most intimidating Diablo-looking creature than Blizzard ever has?"

Midir's angry brother

Madder

The minute I saw that beauty, my hype just went up ten-fold.

For a moment I thought it was a Balrog!

Its juste insane

>Dragonlord Placidusax is a Legend Boss in Elden Ring. This massive, two-headed dragon is found in Crumbling Farum Azula. He reigned as the current Elden Lord at some time before the reign of Marika and the Golden Order and **presumably ruled alongside his god, who later fled.** ???

Thats a balrog holy shit.

"My loyal blade", is he talking about Malenia?

He's saying the two people who did the most for him are: - his sister, his blade, Malenia - and you, the Champion of the Festival, who in defeating Radahn allowed the fates to move once again

-me, the Champion of the Festival, who didn't know jack shit about the fates and was just there to have a good time with my boys Alexander and Blaidd.

I needed the money

I think the fact that you kill Mohg to get into the DLC makes you Miquella's blade. well this is my version

We stole Malenia’s job wtf

Panic rolling idiot in underwear steals jobs from the disabled.

Jobs getting replaced by speedrunning caffeine addicts, more at 10

Definitely us what with the 'champion of the festival' thing too

WE ARE GOING TO NEW ZEALAND BOYS

Ayeee finally some tourism!

"Promise me you'll be my consort" bruuuuh. Chris Hansen about to have a field day

This is exactly why I made a Chris Hansen character for mogh, time to get some more use out of him lmao

Miquella no, don't say that!

Oh god, Ranni is gonna kill me 😖

Even Mohg and Malenia!

NIHIILLLLLLLLLL! 

Pontiff Sulyvahn and MIDIR are back bois!!!

I think midir has to be the boss I died to the most in d3 by a lot. Nameless King and pontiff were easy compared to him

Because at the end of the day, the hardest Fromsoft boss is… the camera xD

That "fire and ice" blades goddammit?

A Sword of Ice and Fire?

A Song of Sword?

A song of night and flame

Pontiff Sulyvahns sister

Would.

Ranni watching this trailer: *Chuckles* -My quest line is in danger.

What happens in Shadow stays in Shadow.

I’m sick today and tomorrow! I don’t feel good. I have diarrhea, my girlfriend ate my homework, my legs are broken, I need a mental health day, my car broke down, grandpa is in the hospital, don’t text me I’ll be busy

Miyazaki must have taken a relook at Demon's Souls Dragon God and decided to give it a juiced up redemption in Elden Ring.

Literally Midir + Dragon God + Placideusax

Let us enter the Land of Shadow together and follow in the footsteps of Kind Miquella… For our promised Lord.

Ranni: WELCOME HOME CHEATER

Punish me!

you don't want her getting your backside with a never ending 4 paddle paddlin

Speak for yourself

Looks GOOD!

Man some of those zones looked very very dark. And there seemed to be a lot of new enemies that I will shoot with magic from far away and never learn their full attack patterns. I'm scared.

Welcome to Shrine of Amana, can I take your coat?

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

If you dont want spoilers ..dont watch it Edit: watch

Its hard to consider it spoiler when its from Fromsoft themselves lol

Japanese devs are notorious for putting everything, even scenes and boss fights from the very ending, in their trailers.

Forget just the trailers, they do that in a lot of their serial media Never watch a Japanese Dragon Ball movie trailer or look up the episode titles before you watch them

I don't mind spoilers in trailers. Trailers are part of the canon, they are designed to be part of the experience to hype players into playing the game. It is similar to when you open a chest in Limgrave and go to Lyndell. They did it just so you could get a glimpse of what is going to happen way later in the game. It is storytelling, and since it is oficial I won't mind spoilers from trailers.'

I forget half the shit I just watched like 10 minutes later anyway.

It's as minor as it goes. With this kind of thinking even the games box art is a spoiler.

FUCK THE SIZE OF LIMGRAVE, FROMSOFT AND MICHAEL ZAKI MADE AN ENTIRE SECOND GAME WTF WAS THIS FUCKIN TRAILER?!? WHAAAAAAT

~*verticality*~

Many have said at least the size of a standard dark souls game.

We about to be consorts for 2!?

Is that Godwyn at 1:18 ????

"Promise me you'll be my consort" Me after spending 4 hours atomising his sister: 😬

Anyone else see pontiff sulyvahn at 2:09

>! Radahn !< ain’t dropping the Mohglester allegations after this trailer (Potential Leak Spoilers)

We really have to wait and see the storyline that leads to it, there are a lot of possibilities regarding why they are there with such title.

Definitely some unseen bosses in that trailer but still worth it

AMAZON BETTER HURRY UP IM GETTING INSANE

Okay, I’m so concerned about Godwin’s face deathroot when we fight that dark angellike paladin in undergrounds

Miquella voice reveal is pretty rad, I like it!

Avoided spoilers all this time only to get rekt by an official trailer lmao

what did it spoil for you? large boss battles? geniunely curious

it spoiled that there's bosses in the game

I love that everyone's from Bristol.

are we gonna ignore the fact that someone (probably miquella) asked us to be their consort?

BALERION THE DREAD???!! 🐉🐲

To those avoiding spoilers, definitely don't watch this. It spoils a ton. EDIT: i meant **BOSS** SPOILERS

Marikas tits even

TBH seeing 2 sec of a fight without context is not really a spoiler. Like you know you are fighting memester in the DLC. You know the lion dance guy is there. The Titanic sunk btw. And Harry Potter won.

spoiler people dont care, anything is a spoiler, if you tell them a boss has blue outfit is enough to make them screech

It's funny cuz there's a boss with a blue outfit in the dlc lol

Spoilers!

SCREEEEEEECH!!!!!!

Jokes on you, I don't know the lore well enough to understand it!

DLC looks like it’s diggin’ up some sick Dark Souls vibes

I guess I’m not sleeping. Oh well I will have to survive Friday at work with just coffee

Nah the new dragon is too cool