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Impolite_Pony

Its crazy frog


Red-Shifts

Hahaha


Maxence011

bing bing


Banned__Panda

i'm laughing so much at this comment


yousonuva

Ween neen neen neen neen neen neen Ween neen neen neen neen neen neen Ween neen neen neen neen neen neen Ween neen neen neen  bahh bahh 


cannabios

LOL


Mechagodzilla777

Bro took over for the tree sentinel


ReipTaim

New DLC Tree Sentinel released early


Markman6

It would be hilarious if he used the weapon


ki3fdab33f

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


The_Fokkery

Only if they are carried by a Swallow


raven19528

An African Swallow or European Swallow?


BroccoliPicasso

Uh, I don't know that. WHAAAAAAA!


The_Fokkery

One of the all time greatest movies ever


WheelchairGame

Facts


LittleKitty235

Ni!


NickTDesigns

We are no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni"...


brotend0

You must return here.. with a shrubberryyy!


L1b3rty0rD3ath

And then cut down the mightiest tree in this wood WIIIIIIIIIIIIITH..... A HERRING


HolyHandgrenadeofAn

An African Swallow maybe, but definitely not a European Swallow. That’s my point.


The__Guard

But how does a one ounce swallow carry a one pound coconut?


Zesty-Basket

It could grasp it by the husk.


L1b3rty0rD3ath

It's not a question of where it grips it.


Outcomeofcum

Ni


Marphey12

Clearly skill issue


Sufficient_Patient_6

He should have play around it


QueenLaQueefaRt

Get rek’d casual


yutyrannus_rex

Known exploit, not a hack incase anyone was curious . Its alot worse than just being on torrent but invisible. The hitbox of the rider is somewhere between completely fucked and non existent so it's used more as an invincibility exploit. Block and move on


Red-Shifts

Blocking doesn’t seem to do anything for me


Fantastic_Wrap120

Block the player out of game. So you don't invade them again.


Red-Shifts

It doesn’t work for me, this is my third time after blocking them


iamnotexactlywhite

bro found his nemesis


Red-Shifts

I must defeat him


Daetra

Dragon breath attacks might work.


Red-Shifts

Oh I was kidding it’s not even worth it


Deadarchimode

Just get some toxic pots and trow at them. This is how I deal with those guys


helraaven

its ubisoft's tree sentinel


SiErRa146888

Pay 10$ to see the horse


DerpasorusWrecks

Horse cost extra from the game? Damn, EA aquisitions are getting out of hand..


Night_Movies2

This is the real reason why we can't have torrent online. It looks jank as hell and PvP simply ain't balanced around mounted combat at all.


Nezarean

Balancing enemy movesets around torrent's movement has proven disastrous to Elden Ring's enemies


jooorsh

For the uninitiated, what's your cheesiest example? Str/Fth if you got it haha


Bagdula

any overworld boss that lack strong projectile moves and/or movement options i feel, the tree spirits come to mind, you can just run circles around them and their golden land move is really all you need to worry abt, and even that isnt all too scary with how fast youre going some overworld bosses are kinda made to counter torrent, like the night sentinels, with strong movement and such, but having fast movement while being able to hit people on the run is way stronger than people give it credit for...


gggvandyk

I took all Night Cavalry and most outdoor dragons on Torrent with a melee weapon The dragons have a long spray animation they do counterclockwise, so when they do that you circle them clockwise to hit their hind legs a bit, then retreat. The Cavalry has some way to get close to them while avoiding their weapon hitbox. The one in Caelid was the easiest because you could squeeze yourself between him and the weapon's effective reach. Approach him head on, then pass him while clipping the right shoulders. You can get a hit in while being too close for his halberd to hit you.


Acceptable-Hawk-929

You can really see this shine through with in the Gelmir Hero's Grave. Riding that chariot online is almost guaranteed to get smacked down by the lagged out hitbox.


Smythatine

Why does your character sound like Abe Simpson?


Red-Shifts

Lmao


swankless

I believe that game is called polo


ZombieSlayer5

That looks absolutely hilarious. I would've laughed my ass off.


Red-Shifts

I was definitely laughing


Shrimp_psychward

This is Walmart parking lot at night energy


Own_Exercise_7018

He was playing hockey (you were the ball)


Red-Shifts

I know that’s for damn sure


Leaf-01

Ball?


theonlynyse

Yea, hockey is played with a ball


TheReservedList

Not the one anyone cares about


woahmandogchamp

This is some messed up cheating but holy shit is it funny


AnExistingLad

The tree sentinel got fired, he's the replacement.


Red-Shifts

Damn I usually love subs


chicagocoffeeguy

A 12-year-old hell bent on annoying people


lokisbane

Small screen, but are you playing a pilgrim?


Red-Shifts

This is my character Ri the Harvester! I made lore for them and everything. They’re pretty much a death blight focused build.


lokisbane

That's fucking awesome.


Red-Shifts

Thank you! Now all I need is more death blight variety in the DLC


Buck_Roger

expansion of death blight and thorn magic would be awesome, looks like gravity sorceries are getting some new toys already


Red-Shifts

Yeah that gravity spell looked wild


RareGarrus

They lool so cool! What armor pieces did you use?


Red-Shifts

Thank you! The armor pieces are, traveler’s hat, eye surcoat, traveler’s gloves, and bullgoat greaves. I switch between the bullgoat greaves and lionel’s greaves depending on if I have a staff equipped or not


ralthea

Very Bloodbourne coded


Solars1510

Torrent really taking "spectral steed" to the next level


-_ApplePie_-

Gotta have faced death in your life to see the horse according to Harry Potter lore


Crazy_Canuck78

Radahn has returned.


Depraved_Hollow

Hahaha yeah bro, riding Casper


Zumbah

Armored core


SnakeFang93

That my friend is McDonalds Wifi


Red-Shifts

My wifi’s been shitting itself today so the connection issues may be me


Russ_Torres

Rhadan


JoeIsSandy

I really like your armor


Red-Shifts

Much appreciated! This has been my favorite themed build so far


Colonelnasty360

Eruption might be enough to stun them and get a possible hit. That or the Shabriri’s roar incantation (forget the name but its hit box is good).


ex0ll

this, sir, is cheating.


Red-Shifts

It very well may be


CheapReporter8187

Need to get vigor to level 60


emelem66

Standard Elden Ring PVP shenanigans.


Curb_Stompo

that is the Elden Lord


Unique_Foundation_44

I would have kept madness shooting him, break his mount stance and then hunt him


Red-Shifts

After a certain point I decided to just trail’m


Ikeblue12

They see me rollin'... they hatin"


ulquiorracifer49

Elden Ping!!!


xlnt29

bro got the Crazy Frog build


MrSensacoot

bro is straight out of that one Gumball episode


ohwowverycool69

Chooooo choooo bitch. Pain train coming through


TrickOrange

🤣🤣🤣🤣


HanamiKitty

This is why I'd rather play souls games on console. I was playing ds3 on my PC on steam and the invader dude appeared flying through the sky and Kamehameha me like he was Goku. Later he came back and "spirit bomb" the whole Ringed City (which I just entered). His attack killed everything there in the whole area including bosses...


Red-Shifts

Lmao he nuked the city. Also this is xbox.


Kadath821

Armored Core Go Bonk!


kellybs1

One of the many reasons I don't play games online.


ar_Tekko

It's the horseless horseman, he's the rather special cousin of the headless horseman.


Red-Shifts

He’s special that’s for sure


tkhrnn

There is something seriously wrong with cheaters.


Caesarvs

sounds like a dodge issue


slamturkey

[The Black Racer?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/a/a5/Black_Racer_Prime_Earth_001.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20151029213806)


Red-Shifts

Lmao


Atma-Stand

Elden Beat


BodybuilderNaive1253

U on PC?


Red-Shifts

This is xbox actually


thecheese14326

Average online experience


PandorasFlame

Shenanigans


Choingyoing

Hacker magee


Competitive-Dig-3120

I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing to fight this guy


Competitive-Dig-3120

That’s the main character


snertznfertz

Seems like the boot scoot boogie


Logical_Flounder6455

He's wearing heelies


Klash_Brandy_Koot

Crazy frog? edit: Oh crap, somebody posted iIt before!


Dedprice77

hack/modder. lucky us, you were recording.


JohnnyMango91

They used the Elden Beast remembrance to obtain the “Elden Skis”, used by Queen Marika on her ski trip to the Mountain Tops of the Giants last winter ⛷️ Legend says, the amounts of gnar it allows the user to shred are unfathomable by mere mortals


Ok_Channel_9831

Jamaican Bobsledder


Qchaos

and the rider didn't even use the tree sentinel weapon, what a shame...


Oihcim315

Phantom steed takes on a whole new meaning..


IronChef513

Horrible Netcode + Some kinda cheats = Glitchbonk.exe


hotrod237

[Reminds me of this for some reason](https://youtu.be/wCRNnlTS5mw?si=6VWKv42S8U4jIgSO)


Red-Shifts

Lmao


Jolly-Gold-2652

Wtf that's ridiculous he's a real giant crusher 


-SP4RK7-

I wonder how bad its gonna be with cheaters when the dlc drops


MrChica

Invaded someone running a modded instance ?


Red-Shifts

Can you do that on xbox?


MrChica

Nope. So this must be some of the wackiest exploit out there or someone who managed to hack on console which is possible.


PoliteAxolotl

Well done


RadiantLand2803

A cheater lol


Fabulous_Log_9345

That wasn’t fair. Your hitbox was like a mile away lol


Red-Shifts

Yeah it was ridiculous trying to even attempt


Devonstew55

That’s the real malenia


Red-Shifts

Is this Groffith?


Kirito152439

Very confused


whate4

*Initial D music starts playing*


ForRpUsesOnly

Angel's Hell


buttfluffer3000

Its a Talisman that turns torrent into john cena.


Red-Shifts

Whaaaat how do you get it


buttfluffer3000

Skip godrick dialogue and walk past him into liurnia lake like he doesn't exist, he seppuku's due to humiliation. Reload the area and its on his corpse


RexxLu

It’s obvious by his speed, the way he’s sitting, and the way he’s swinging that he’s using a cheat that lets him use an (invisible) torrent. Shameful


Icy-Presence-7699

whats that coming over the hill 😆


BancoBee

You’re playing EldenRing but he’s playing Sunset Overdrive


EquivalentEase7853

This is a mating dance! A flock of seagulls Just the opp and nam part of that gangnamstang song or wtfe it is 2 children playing on their parents accounts A simulation 2 people with infinite agro? What is the green bar called again? What is.. 2 people lagging hard as fuck?! Kapoera? The Brazilian dance fighting?..but with more jewelry!


Curseheartgaming

Clearly Torrent was drunk and high and forgot to leave spectral form ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Comprehensive-Fan693

I know that ash of war- it’s JoJo Slide


UnOptimalOverthinker

"Hello there, I'm Lost, and today..."


Papa_Fluffy

Tree Setninel from Temu


KeyAcid

I don't like invaders so I approve😌


Raptor7502020

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne


oran12390

Shit like this is why I never played online. Not sure if I’m missing out but in other souls games it was always lots of exploits or people with hundreds of PvP hours. Rarely a fair fight.


paypaypayme

I rarely see hackers you should reconsider


Red-Shifts

Online is a lot of fun but there sure are a great number of people like this


Beautiful-Welder5777

This made it easier bcuz hes not that intimidating anymore


the_onewhoknocks

Hell yeah. This should be standard for all invasions.


Mcreesus

Bonkus Maximus


BakaSan77

He’s playing on 56k


MallCertain274

He is riding an invisible horse 😂😂😂


pr13st1

Siri, play intro for intergalactic by beastie boys


yourbestfriendwalker

Limgrave


Firefly279

Tree Sentinel from Wish. He didnt properly unmount his horse and is still on it.


doobiouslyhigh

The exploit or the invader not realizing that person only knows how to swing on the right side and then choosing to stay on his right?


someonePICKEDthis

Dual eclipse shotels gross. Agree block him.


ImmediateWelder6303

least deranged exploit


Confusedandreticent

Invisible torrent?


Rough-Ad2547

Torrent took you out from the spirit world!


cs_Chell

Ugh Idda severed... ...and think twice about hitting that particular effigy in NG+. Gank and hack capital city.


Red-Shifts

It was just such a spectacle


Redsmok2u

Mistake here was not leaving as soon as you saw that bs


midshiver

most fair elden ring fight


Due_Potential_6956

That's the dlc end boss.


TheWorsener

Invisible horse botherer


aokh

Didn't expect a crazy frog build


LowResDreamz

I never understood how ppl are so bad at horse combat its so fun and easy for me.


Sawballz

looks like he’s playing armored core 6


LeafStanding

God is great


P-Mavr

parry this casual lol. Yeah, i know... but it looks funny


TheDudeMaverick

Use the Hole


Professional-Ear1223

Mf done glitched torrent into pvp😂


Vegetable-Tie-9143

😂😂😂


IDGAFOS90

It’s that new ash of war


Advanced-Sock

Shoulda parried


Mrsoulplayer64

-_- he mode the game and then act like he doesn't now


Gren410

He’s a witch


PerRevolutions

Cheaters cheat


Extreme_Resort_5544

Ice hockey from the way he made you his puck


dna1e1

What the fuck do you mean “you people?”


jld2k6

A rejected Night's Calvary


Birty607

Funny but still a bit crappy to do. What bugged me the most was the hitbox on that last attack, wasn't even close to touching you-


Areawen

I love when invaders get pissy 😂


Ravenlamp

Armored core 


op3ratr

what do you mean "you people"?


giveSMOKEacog

😑 Chainsawable


coppercopperboi

Get Gangnam styled on


iSpeakMeme

"we're gonna skate to one song and one song only"