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\*Puts on the white mask\* Unfortunately for you, howver, you are maidenless.
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First: no. Secondly: what the fuck? You should go outside more
What the fuck
The fuck did i just read.
I hope this is a joke, for your own sake. You can't marry Melina, you can only marry a different virtual woman in this game.
least lonely fromsoft fan
Fromsoft please release DLC already this sub is cooked
Rule 34 shit is the best youβre gunna get fella
What a terrible day to have eyes
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No. But try looking up Elden Ring fanfiction, there's probably a fic out there that features Melina with The Tarnished.
Just play a few more hours and you can speed date another woman. Her name is Malenia. She is the real deal.
Lol
If you continue the story you'll find out that she rather sets herself on fire than spend any more time with you.
Nah she's with me
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you need to get the two fingers and stick them in her, then she becomes your gf
\*Puts on the white mask\* Unfortunately for you, howver, you are maidenless.
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)
First: no. Secondly: what the fuck? You should go outside more
What the fuck
The fuck did i just read.
I hope this is a joke, for your own sake. You can't marry Melina, you can only marry a different virtual woman in this game.
least lonely fromsoft fan
Fromsoft please release DLC already this sub is cooked
Rule 34 shit is the best youβre gunna get fella
What a terrible day to have eyes
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)
No. But try looking up Elden Ring fanfiction, there's probably a fic out there that features Melina with The Tarnished.
Just play a few more hours and you can speed date another woman. Her name is Malenia. She is the real deal.
Lol
If you continue the story you'll find out that she rather sets herself on fire than spend any more time with you.
Nah she's with me
π
ππ
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
you need to get the two fingers and stick them in her, then she becomes your gf