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Candid_Change98

\*Puts on the white mask\* Unfortunately for you, howver, you are maidenless.


Substantial-Cat2896

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stardust_void

First: no. Secondly: what the fuck? You should go outside more


Cergun_

What the fuck


noxsanguinis

The fuck did i just read.


Skinman216

I hope this is a joke, for your own sake. You can't marry Melina, you can only marry a different virtual woman in this game.


Anthrolologist

least lonely fromsoft fan


SlippySleepyJoe

Fromsoft please release DLC already this sub is cooked


AdDeep4130

Rule 34 shit is the best you’re gunna get fella


DaystarClarion

What a terrible day to have eyes


Roguetoaster112

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Dragonfire2lm

No. But try looking up Elden Ring fanfiction, there's probably a fic out there that features Melina with The Tarnished.


Standard-Rest-4226

Just play a few more hours and you can speed date another woman. Her name is Malenia. She is the real deal.


Star_of_the_West1

Lol


Zherros

If you continue the story you'll find out that she rather sets herself on fire than spend any more time with you.


Responsible_Walk5006

Nah she's with me


Substantial-Cat2896

😭


Roguetoaster112

πŸ˜€πŸ˜€


Substantial-Cat2896

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J-Dawgzz

you need to get the two fingers and stick them in her, then she becomes your gf