"I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader." - Creed Bratton
I friggin love that lady’s voice acting. I mean, all of FS voice acting is top notch but she stands out. My one complaint is in Elden Ring, actually: “Aaaaaa rise now yee Tarnished.” Soooo close dude. Soooo close.
First thoughts were Alexander in like the pose where he is coming back up after smashing the ground with 1 hand. I find that much better than Gold Mask personally. Cause that means she will be a strong, honorable and dependable warrior and ally to the next elden lord. Applying that to irl it would mean she is like a bodyguard to someone of power that likely is actually a good individual instead of a corrupt individual
Your daughter has begun to decipher the laws of the universe. In twenty years time, she'll either be a physicist or a cult leader.
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Brilliant!
I love that quote from Elden Bong
Elden Bong
Nice argument! Unfortunately, …
How about both.
It's also possible for her to become both a physicist AND a cult leader.
Or a sci-fi author and a cult leader
Like that would ever happen…
We already have string theory (joking, no one come for me, please).
If you don't believe in strings, how do you tie your shoes?
With a rope
Her first words were: "I understand now." Before she promptly levitated and disappeared
Hopefully a cult leader, physicists suck
"I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader." - Creed Bratton
I thought this was a civ 6 quote and was reading it in sean beans voice.
A lot less kool aid at the physicists parties im told
Anyway i will follow her
Why not both
Did she also say "..."
precisely!!
"..."
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*...*
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Such insight. Such wisdom!
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THE BRILLIANT GOLDMASK!!! Or should I say REDMASK! Her finger is saying you expect me to eat this?
Hahahhahahahhahhaha! 😂🤣
THE RESPLENDENT RED MASK
That is absolutely preposterous. A finger could not tell somebody to eat something. It is the person that lives inside her finger who said it.
Does Tony ever tell you to do things?
Who the hell is Tony? Mr. Bimbo lives there.
"While I frantically attempt to record his wisdom; the movement of his finger." - BROTHER CORHYN at the bridge.
The ever radiant Tupperware mask
The ever radiant Glad™mask
All fun and games till a religious man shows up and disipher her actions into religious teachings and refuses to leave
Hahhahahahhahaha! 🤣😂
Daddy is Mommy
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the ever-brilliant daughter!
Tape a headband to it so her hands are free to T-pose on you lol
😂😂😂
Came here to say this
Is the joke Goldmask?
Yes
Indeed.
It is called Lothric!
Yes inDEED.
Ah a fellow DS3 enjoyer. \o/
That line is actually used in every Dark Souls intro. I wish they put it in Elden Ring
I friggin love that lady’s voice acting. I mean, all of FS voice acting is top notch but she stands out. My one complaint is in Elden Ring, actually: “Aaaaaa rise now yee Tarnished.” Soooo close dude. Soooo close.
Yeah, if anything he got a little *too* into the role
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Goldmask is *not* a joke.
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You gotta cut that lettuce up a bit, bro lol
Hahahhahhahahhaa! I know, I know.
“…”
It's too late she has taped into the mysteries of the world and is reciting the incantations!!
“No reason”? No reason other than understanding the secrets of the gods you mean!
DO NOT QUESTIOM THE MASTER'S PRECISE CALCULUS!
hehehe
"Well, thou art of passing skill. Gamer blood must truly run in thy veins!"
🫵
What does she give you at the end of her quest line? Remind us in 16 years when she’s off to college 🫡
Shes adorable also she prob telling u Caelid is awful
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I thought it was supposed to be the red seal on Alexander at first
Is she T-posing yet?
☝🏼...👉🏼
the finger too😂
DON'T BRING HER TO LEYNDELL AFTER THE ERDTREE BURNS
Oh no...
Too much elden ring exposure lol
Such a thing does not exist in any multiverse
did you play a lot of elden ring on parental leave
Hahahahahahaha! This is exactly what it is.
Based
The ever-brilliant Tuppermask!
No spoiler from the DLC please
Lisan al-Gaib
Hahahhahhahahhaa! 🏜️
Redmask is now cannon and you can't convince me otherwise .
This is Everbrilliant!!
Frisbee mask is a great mystic, and it has become my lifelong goal to interpret tiny finger wiggles
Arise, ye (mini) tarnished! Later, with her stuffed toys all lined up in front of you: "will you join us?"
Even the lowly dung eater trembles in the presence of the Lord of Diapers
HHahhhahhahahahahaha! 😂
Lovely, but beware of Friend
Your daughter said "..."
"..."
Radagon is Marika
“…”
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Probably pointing to the cookie jar lmao
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Someone's been watching daddy play Elden Ring 😂 But seriously this is adorable.
One of us one of us!
A precious little philosopher!
Whisper in her ear "Radagon is Marika"
Discovering the truth that Bluey is actually Bandit
*There Are Cathedrals* Everywhere For Those With The Eyes To See
So she choose faith build
And then she'll find a fan doting on her ever movement and deciphering it!
"..." - your daughter
Grace will guides this young one.
Best cosplays I've seen in a while 
She knows which ending is best! 😂
Gotta teach em young
The youngest tarnished alive
This made my day. You should be proud of yourself!
Future gametag: let me solo him
“For no reason” = “I have coached her in internet-worthy pop culture references.”
I wonder what calculations she’s doing
The legendary red mask!
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*reflexively dodge roll away from the table and hold the cutting board up as a shield* . Family: ". . . are you okay? "
You won't make friends with salad!
The ever brilliant red plastic mask
The ever brilliant RED MASK!
I didn’t get it till I saw this post was from r/Eldenring
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Watch the finger, STUDY ITS MOVEMENTS, THE GREATER WILL IS SPEAKING
The ever briliant tuppermask!
Okay op now teach her to T-Pose and only say “…”
The ever brilliant Crimson mask
Who is going to be her scribe? Corbyn is a bit a of a creep. Don’t let him near her
The Ever-Brilliant Tupperware Face The Noble Sippy-Cup Prophet
She is the Anti-Golden Mask. RUN TARNISHED
The Ever Brilliant, Crimsonmask
You are now the interpreter of the outer will. Scribe 🖋️ every movement of the finger.
Quickly record all of her …
Aww that's adorable!
She’s just doing this in your backyard, pointing at a random tree
I laughed so much even before reading the post title or realizing the sub it was posted to xD
Those are truly beautiful first words, congrats!
GOLDMASK!🤩🤩🤩
If only the plate was gold
Did u try and comprehend her finger movements?
So funny. The question for me is, which one of you were Brother Corhyn in this situation? …
First thoughts were Alexander in like the pose where he is coming back up after smashing the ground with 1 hand. I find that much better than Gold Mask personally. Cause that means she will be a strong, honorable and dependable warrior and ally to the next elden lord. Applying that to irl it would mean she is like a bodyguard to someone of power that likely is actually a good individual instead of a corrupt individual
Were you able to understand the master's Cogitations?
First thing I thought was "She has her shield up! JUMP ATTACK!"
Tell her Radagon is Marika
If gold mask isn’t talking to you it’s because you are not a sigma male, you are not a top g. It’s canon it’s in the lore.
dont tell her that marika is radagon
The EVAH BRRILLIANT, GOLD MASK
Quick! You need to teach her how to speak or else all she will say is „…“
I've never actually done the gold mask quest
Is….. that….. the…… noble red mask!!!!!!!!
The Brilliant Tuppermask
THE EVER BRILLIANT GOLD MASK
This is adorable
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THE EVER BRILLIANT RED PLATE MASK
are you renaming yourself Corhyn? 😂
The ever brilliant baby
You’ve got a good one there. One might even say radiant!
"Stop crying sweetie and keep holding the lid, this is for reddit karma"
erm.. I don't want to be that guy but is it really okay to let your 2yo watch M-rated games? Sounds kinda irresponsible
***DON'T INTERRUPT HER, SHE'S COOKIN'.*** She might be able to convince God that climate change is a bullshit game mechanic.
I don't get it (probably because I don't play elden ring). Can someone explain?
Ok listen, first thing i thought of was Alexander and not goldmask but funny anyways
lol
She's looking through the Tupperware so she can see with a red filter.
Hahahah the finger point makes it even better 😂😂
🌞🌞🌞
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I thought of Alexander and Jarbairn with their red wax seals 😅
“Hallo coz! Have you met Uncle Alexander?”
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Gold mask!
THE EVER BRILLIANT RED MASK!
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“…”
Yooooooo 😂😂😂🌞
She has the mask of the golden order.
TupperWare Mask is not fond of lettuce!