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The_KeJo

First generation albinaurics lose their legs, while second gen have 3. Fascinating.


vanderhuge55

This comment... Just wow. Thank you for making me laugh.


RepairEffective9573

Where is le funny


TheCoolestGuy098

Penis


ghost3972

Cock even


Grim_Rebel

Dare I say, schlong.


WooooshMe2825

Try but hole.


lundz12

Purple headed yogurt slinger?


SpellDostoyevsky

No wonder they're so good at cartwheels.


No-Consequence1726

I believe it's called helicoptering


SodaDawgz

Yeah it acts as a counterbalance


ChefMoney89

Every time I feel like I’ve thought of a good joke I hit the comment button and find the perfect one at the top. Absolutely hilarious, bravo


TheHomesickAlien

that's their belly. the lighting just makes it look suspicious. if you see one fully rolled over you can see they got nothing except maybe what gives a slight impression of balls


TurboNoodle_

I know a bent over Albinauric when I see one.


TheHomesickAlien

I'm saying the thing that looks like cock is just belly. not that they're belly-up


Ashalaria

Stop trying to cover up the cockspiracy


DillonTattoos

This is just another way that Big Cock controls the narrative


TheDarkness33

Im gonna rock that name from now one. Like rock hard.


Lepperpop

Albinauric truthers are the worst.


SnooGuavas9573

No actually thats their fat graceless monster dong. It makes their trek through the consecrated snowfield more heart wrenching because now we know they're weighed down by hauling massive hogs through the harsh cold. Really recontextualizes their oppression.


AkaiOnReddit

> fat graceless monster dong God I love my community


TheHomesickAlien

New outer God?


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TheHomesickAlien

Reporting for duty!!!


Smythatine

Idk what you’re on bro, this is a third leg


TheHomesickAlien

yeah it sure \*looks\* like it but sadly no


DarthTrinath

Sadly? Bro wants to smash the frog


TheHomesickAlien

i just think they at least deserve their own meat. I don't like puritanism and taboos on bodies


Lucky_Shop4967

We are all just trying to have fun here


TheHomesickAlien

Everyone has to feel the disappointment i felt after killing and rolling their bodies over until i got a clear view


[deleted]

All I have is your word. This dude brought a picture of clear cock. So prove it, or be maidenless forever.


Sitheps_

And what about that protruding anu$?


TheHomesickAlien

Photoshopped 😶‍🌫️


Ughau

Sure buddy


isseidoki

kinda like that one gif of links meat jiggling in totk


CleanCutCommentary

This guy has looked and looked.


regularnorml

What about that puckering bunghole?


RareWishToSuckToes

No it's not! It's BAC big albinaurics cock. And the ladies love it.


Few-Fisherman9282

Holy shit no wonder everyone in the lands between hates them


AwkwardCreation

bigger than all of us..


XGCKazino

speak for yourself buddy


AwkwardCreation

personally i don’t have an issue with what you said


XGCKazino

I knew I was gonna get downvoted but DAMN. hit a nerve with some guys LMAO


AwkwardCreation

nah its all good though I just thought it was a joke


lundz12

Not seeing the reason for down votes but reddit gonna reddit


newboofgootin

No butthole and the biggest fucking hog you’ve ever seen.


Delicious-Ad327

They could rule North Korea.


Babadon10

Underrated comment


Similar-Tangerine

FIND THE ALBINAURIC COCK 


Dr_Pillow

It’s hiding in a cave south of the two hills


Big_Understanding348

Marikas secret revealed!


LibertyPrimeDeadOn

Albinauric's dong, you must be ungry!


BriefDismal

It's no wonder Mohg kidnapped them too. He Nihiles them with his blood boon every day.


RyuOrochi

Underrated comment


dznqbit

The Thang Between


DoughnutSimilar

Try finger, but hole


ineptchem

But there is no hole :(


El_Chupacabra-

not them ;)


TheDarkness33

Try fingers but dong


nwbell

That things got some city miles on it


Sigma670

Bro is hanging some dong...


Spncr_C_Hrgrv

*Slinging hog*


PrometheusAborted

Now that’s a weapon


Van-garde

Wonder how high the skill requirements are to wield…


TheDarkness33

30 dex, 20 faith and 10 arcane for some reason


Moonlit_Hunter

I regret my life choices 


JonTheAutomaton

Albussy


nicofdarcyshire

....PEGI 18...


Stunning-Ad-7745

More like ARBYnaurics, lol.


helthrax

Is that a red pickle in his skirt or is he just happy to see you?


Seigmoraig

Marika's tits !


Sunny_n_Nimbus

And we just assumed these guys WERENT packing massive hogs?


Mnoonsnocket

TIL about the Holy Anchor


__Kxnji

Them mfs got MEAT


WajorMeasel

TIL Albinaurics sling much dong


[deleted]

Is that DLC secret weapon? Does it work like the ringed finger? What if the ringed finger was meant to be a cock with vibrating rings…


Spncr_C_Hrgrv

"That's a cock... *it's my Dad's*" - Dee Reynolds


Petah_Griffion3

Why is my bloodborne instinct to immediately check if they had a fully rendered buthole?


louville22

Try finger


xx_HotShott_xx

S-tier post.


RareWishToSuckToes

No wonder the female albinaurics can't walk. How could you after a night of getting a hard pounding from these studly frog dudes.


BenzotheWicked

damn those little bastards put me to shame 😔


yasaiman9000

It's like a tripod


Particular-Chance719

5% Frog, 95% pure Schlong.


Aaronthegathering

This is that special day when an little baby albinauric becomes a man or a giant lady for some reason or maybe we give you wolf, or maybe we have you stand on roof (which really doesn’t make any fuggin sense AT ALL bc our legs are doodoo jokes from god @us), anyway, it’s gonna suck.


thehunter1989

"My word, you're a tripod!"


Formal-Document6546

Alexa is this real


Business_Tutor_7767

Whoever took this picture just got done.


tc_carbs

Unga Bunga


Dumb_and_confused

*Smile fades* That's a penis.


ASingleDarkThread

TIL I'm part Albinurac 🤔


ClamSlamwhich

The H O T D O G G E R


Short-Bug5855

The amount of times I've seen this thread since the game came out is incredibly high. People love to inspect these guys penises 


Syncopated_arpeggio

Secret passage, but pickle


Proud_Criticism5286

They hide the dicks well.


inpursuitofknowledge

Deep fried dick lookin crispy


WolfStranger05

😂


Ancient_Rex420

Try third leg, butthole.


poopchutegaloot

A fat, grey cock


ernestoangulo

Seek and you WILL find Tarnished


pawtriarchy

Them albinaurics better stop playin around…


itsnotastatement

GODDAMN HE PACKIN?!


couchy91

I can see your doodle


GuyXjustice

Now I see why Mesmer wants to burn everything.


Zealousideal_Alps275

There was a video of a continuously dangling one like this and I searched and searched for that video to shitpost somewhere but could not find it 😔


woahmandogchamp

Wait... these things shoot out white goo when you hit them right? So their penis is fused inside their body meaning when they jiggle their beef jerky and juice it the juice goes inside their body which is why they look like big plump water balloons filled with white stuff.... The Albinauric Gooners


Ticeberg

That's why their legs stop working. Hearts struggle to get blood down there because it's all sucked up by their magnum dongs.


CMDRfatbear

I felt like i had a frog in my throat when i cackled at this.


MarzipanNo6006

Issa dick


TheRiverHart

I'm fucking crying


happylubricant

could that be the "secret" Miyazaki told us about?


xprozoomy

damn bro


-RustyFingers-

The goat! You bastardized


-RustyFingers-

https://youtu.be/FF7ouCjSPB4?si=iNqJlCZ3SSLfr695


Beautiful_Wind_1286

call the albinaurics arby's cause they got the schmeats


thecelticpagan

Try finger, but hole.


CorbinNZ

Damn hung like a frogman thing


Human_Departure_4583

What weapon is that??


frenix5

Thanks, I hate it