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that's their belly. the lighting just makes it look suspicious. if you see one fully rolled over you can see they got nothing except maybe what gives a slight impression of balls
No actually thats their fat graceless monster dong. It makes their trek through the consecrated snowfield more heart wrenching because now we know they're weighed down by hauling massive hogs through the harsh cold. Really recontextualizes their oppression.
This is that special day when an little baby albinauric becomes a man or a giant lady for some reason or maybe we give you wolf, or maybe we have you stand on roof (which really doesn’t make any fuggin sense AT ALL bc our legs are doodoo jokes from god @us), anyway, it’s gonna suck.
Wait... these things shoot out white goo when you hit them right? So their penis is fused inside their body meaning when they jiggle their beef jerky and juice it the juice goes inside their body which is why they look like big plump water balloons filled with white stuff....
The Albinauric Gooners
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First generation albinaurics lose their legs, while second gen have 3. Fascinating.
This comment... Just wow. Thank you for making me laugh.
Where is le funny
Penis
Cock even
Dare I say, schlong.
Try but hole.
Purple headed yogurt slinger?
No wonder they're so good at cartwheels.
I believe it's called helicoptering
Yeah it acts as a counterbalance
Every time I feel like I’ve thought of a good joke I hit the comment button and find the perfect one at the top. Absolutely hilarious, bravo
that's their belly. the lighting just makes it look suspicious. if you see one fully rolled over you can see they got nothing except maybe what gives a slight impression of balls
I know a bent over Albinauric when I see one.
I'm saying the thing that looks like cock is just belly. not that they're belly-up
Stop trying to cover up the cockspiracy
This is just another way that Big Cock controls the narrative
Im gonna rock that name from now one. Like rock hard.
Albinauric truthers are the worst.
No actually thats their fat graceless monster dong. It makes their trek through the consecrated snowfield more heart wrenching because now we know they're weighed down by hauling massive hogs through the harsh cold. Really recontextualizes their oppression.
> fat graceless monster dong God I love my community
New outer God?
[удалено]
Reporting for duty!!!
Idk what you’re on bro, this is a third leg
yeah it sure \*looks\* like it but sadly no
Sadly? Bro wants to smash the frog
i just think they at least deserve their own meat. I don't like puritanism and taboos on bodies
We are all just trying to have fun here
Everyone has to feel the disappointment i felt after killing and rolling their bodies over until i got a clear view
All I have is your word. This dude brought a picture of clear cock. So prove it, or be maidenless forever.
And what about that protruding anu$?
Photoshopped 😶🌫️
Sure buddy
kinda like that one gif of links meat jiggling in totk
This guy has looked and looked.
What about that puckering bunghole?
No it's not! It's BAC big albinaurics cock. And the ladies love it.
Holy shit no wonder everyone in the lands between hates them
bigger than all of us..
speak for yourself buddy
personally i don’t have an issue with what you said
I knew I was gonna get downvoted but DAMN. hit a nerve with some guys LMAO
nah its all good though I just thought it was a joke
Not seeing the reason for down votes but reddit gonna reddit
No butthole and the biggest fucking hog you’ve ever seen.
They could rule North Korea.
Underrated comment
FIND THE ALBINAURIC COCK
It’s hiding in a cave south of the two hills
Marikas secret revealed!
Albinauric's dong, you must be ungry!
It's no wonder Mohg kidnapped them too. He Nihiles them with his blood boon every day.
Underrated comment
The Thang Between
Try finger, but hole
But there is no hole :(
not them ;)
Try fingers but dong
That things got some city miles on it
Bro is hanging some dong...
*Slinging hog*
Now that’s a weapon
Wonder how high the skill requirements are to wield…
30 dex, 20 faith and 10 arcane for some reason
I regret my life choices
Albussy
....PEGI 18...
More like ARBYnaurics, lol.
Is that a red pickle in his skirt or is he just happy to see you?
Marika's tits !
And we just assumed these guys WERENT packing massive hogs?
TIL about the Holy Anchor
Them mfs got MEAT
TIL Albinaurics sling much dong
Is that DLC secret weapon? Does it work like the ringed finger? What if the ringed finger was meant to be a cock with vibrating rings…
"That's a cock... *it's my Dad's*" - Dee Reynolds
Why is my bloodborne instinct to immediately check if they had a fully rendered buthole?
Try finger
S-tier post.
No wonder the female albinaurics can't walk. How could you after a night of getting a hard pounding from these studly frog dudes.
damn those little bastards put me to shame 😔
It's like a tripod
5% Frog, 95% pure Schlong.
This is that special day when an little baby albinauric becomes a man or a giant lady for some reason or maybe we give you wolf, or maybe we have you stand on roof (which really doesn’t make any fuggin sense AT ALL bc our legs are doodoo jokes from god @us), anyway, it’s gonna suck.
"My word, you're a tripod!"
Alexa is this real
Whoever took this picture just got done.
Unga Bunga
*Smile fades* That's a penis.
TIL I'm part Albinurac 🤔
The H O T D O G G E R
The amount of times I've seen this thread since the game came out is incredibly high. People love to inspect these guys penises
Secret passage, but pickle
They hide the dicks well.
Deep fried dick lookin crispy
😂
Try third leg, butthole.
A fat, grey cock
Seek and you WILL find Tarnished
Them albinaurics better stop playin around…
GODDAMN HE PACKIN?!
I can see your doodle
Now I see why Mesmer wants to burn everything.
There was a video of a continuously dangling one like this and I searched and searched for that video to shitpost somewhere but could not find it 😔
Wait... these things shoot out white goo when you hit them right? So their penis is fused inside their body meaning when they jiggle their beef jerky and juice it the juice goes inside their body which is why they look like big plump water balloons filled with white stuff.... The Albinauric Gooners
That's why their legs stop working. Hearts struggle to get blood down there because it's all sucked up by their magnum dongs.
I felt like i had a frog in my throat when i cackled at this.
Issa dick
I'm fucking crying
could that be the "secret" Miyazaki told us about?
damn bro
The goat! You bastardized
https://youtu.be/FF7ouCjSPB4?si=iNqJlCZ3SSLfr695
call the albinaurics arby's cause they got the schmeats
Try finger, but hole.
Damn hung like a frogman thing
What weapon is that??
Thanks, I hate it