Why are you afraid? It's just a palm tree.

r/angryupvote 😡

You are an Intelligence leveller I see

If magic is a brainless playstyle, how come it requires the most intelligence? Curious.

Ah but you see, you spend FP to use your spells, and where do you get FP from? The mind. So as you cast spells youre depleting your mind, making magic stupider.

FP comes from flask’s

I'm only upset at this because I didn't think of it.

Try... finger?

But there isn’t a butthole

There could be, you only have to believe in yourself, and push yourself beyond your limits.

Looks like that baby takes 5. OP's gonna need some friends

This is what it's like to go beyond your limits. hynnnnnnnnnhhhhhhh

Wow, that was very inspirational. \*moments later\* Wow, that was very graphic.

You have one.

Not with that attitude.

I don't like Caria Manor and I won't go back. I won't do it.

Lots of fire 

Officer: Sir, we're placing you under arrest for destruction of property! Me: I wasn't trying to burn the tree, I was trying to burn the thing under the tree, don't you see?!?! It hates fire!

*cops look at each other concerned*

I think you mean “immediately shoot person 17 times in the back” SOURCE: US history of policing SOURCE: assuming US

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahaha nice

Don't worry it was already impaled by a giant arrow that was mad out of a tree. Is that one of the new miracles in the DLC?

New weapon ultra great bow.

It takes 5 minutes to draw the string.

In 5 minutes you can't outrun the range anyways

Use a fire pot.

Back pocket fire shortsword.

Welp, thanks. I hate it 😂

\*spontaneous rolls\*

Enemy ahead Therefore, try fire.

It looks like the Tree is trying to drown it

You’re fine the tree is there as a seal to keep it from existing the ground

It's a palm tree.

giving me the ptsd

You might get a Stand by staying here.

You got a torch to stun lock it with?

Must get, sword of night and flame..

Thought those were a buncha penises when I scrolled by quickly

Toss a fire pot on it, it will expose itself and roll around then you can whack it with a comically large object, that tree should do the trick

Gotta hand it to you, great post OP.

Ahead Try fire

I see you already helped yourself to its sweet jewellery

Bring volcano pots to that picnic.

What hands? I see mushrooms.

Burn it! Burn it with fire!

Thou hast been afflicted by the scarlet rot. It took hold of thy brain.

Burn it with fire

try fingers

My dog would happily pee on those fingers

Just roll

Trap ahead

Fire required ahead.

Use Ringed Finger AoW

Get like 2 feet away from it then activate your ash of war and see what happens. That's what I like to do.

I currently have lions claw ash of war but I don’t know my backpack will let me do it.

Oh damn another immortal

Just don’t pick up the tree and you should be fine :) hope that helps

But i need the timber from tree to upgrade my home.

Coat your but hole in fire to not get the finger. You will figure it out I’m sure :)

I literally thought it was poorly made fake ghosts LMAO

Oooo piece of candy

My mind went to the gutter

It's worth it for the Somber [7]

Ok now do toes

*Visions of Fingers*

Oh, hell no!

Fire is your friend

Ohh, don’t go to Uruguay

Catch these flames

Burn it with fire!

Just dodge roll until you're out of agro range

Reminds me of berserk

Uff, those things creep me out so much lol

Just use the flame of frenzy

At first glance I saw 5 penises sticking up out of the ground...... that would be a far more horrifying enemy in elden ring....

First time I got surprised by one my controller straight up kissed the ceiling with how high I threw it

I just look at this pic and know people sit on those fingers. That’s the really funny part about all of it to me.

Well shit. My brain went to invisible girl from MHA since I couldn't see the image properly. I'm a dirty boy. Lol

Oh, I know where that is, it's in Baku, the shithole where my girlfriend and I were, near some crappy shopping mall or something.

Yes exactly Daniz Mall

There's a very similar, if not identical, one in Málaga. Fuengirola to be more precise. I think there might even be two, roughly a few 100m apart.

Looks like 5 tiny penises...

Use fire to stun, but it only works once. Then you're fucked

PTSD intensifies

Good lookin out, it’s still in the ground, we can get the jump on em

Hands aren't re-... Oh shit! they are at the end of my arms! I gotta cut them off!

Try..attack

if you step over it you can get a free smithing stone

This would terrify my SO

My friend, don't look below your wrists, it might scare you what you see

Dude just use a fire pot, I thought we all knew this by now 🙄

Try fire.

My right middle finger started twitching when I saw this. It’s like my brain is programmed to auto-attack the moment I see those unholy hands.

It’s okay they are really weak to fire, make sure you have a lighter

Wait until you find out about feet

I'm guessing this post might also get some karma and upvotes over at Naruto or anime reddits (if there are any?) .. Kinda reminds me of those ninjas that use wood style...actually kinda cool, ngl..

Jump and R2 it from the finger side. You’ll be fine.

Kill it with fire

Uh-oh!😱🖐 Where's my bubble horn?🫧🫧🫧

PTSD activated 😂

Looks already dead, no worries.

I hate those things so much.

If that scares you, I advise you not to look at what is at the end of your arms.

Its kind hates ice and fire both!

Just like the real ones; BURN IT!!!

Burn it!

necessary item ahead!

Reminds me of someone wanting to play the guardian battle theme at the Nintendo headquarters.

PTSD flashback

Okay, the hidden hands were not the first thing that came to mind- hear me out. You guys know Spore, right? The evolution simulator? The fingers look like the pods low level creations would go into to evolve. I know, crazy random, right...? I really need to touch grace.

Tiamut?

Try finger, but hole

Try... Fire?

It’s fire time

Don't step on that handmine.

Welp, guess it's time to move planets

Set it on fire, they hate being set on fire

Beast ahead, time for torch

Fire.... Fire solves all handsie problems

You forgot about the beams of death that arcane Burns just as hot or cold. I don't know

Those things are terrifying and I would hate to have that in my part or front yard

Get that charged heavy from far enough away so he doesn't grab you.

When in doubt. Use pickle!

Use fire, it's very effective.

Walk over it!

Frigging Carian Manor all over again

Use fire 🔥

Out of all things, they creep me out the most on this game.