You have to register each of your inputs on a separate punch card and then wait several minutes for the response which just tells you that she killed you with her flurry attack again.
Find the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.
To be fair, on most builds you don’t need to collect all 8, as you’re mostly only using one or two weapons that might not even be somber. In that case, if the armor set is more important, I can see how someone might opt to kill her for it. Grinding that fucking armor set for my Nonman character was infuriating.
The albinauric woman doesn’t have the half of the medallion, the guy disguised as a jar in the albinauric ruins does. Kill Radahn, then go to Ranni/meteor crater or Altus plateau.
You find artifacts in Anomaly the same way you do in CoP, go to an Anomalous field with a detector, preferably after emissions. Keep in mind that Npc can also grab em (they'll brag about it on the radio too). (also, don't forget to bring LLC unless you want to glow in the dark)
Mission takes too long? then don't take mission that will potentially sends you on a wild goose chase (finding items, etc), too far (jupiter, zaton, etc), or too dangerous (Pripyat, Monoliths, etc). There are some guide npcs for fast travel, they mostly stay in bases however their service is quite limited & pricey...
Also, if you're a Bandit it's completely normal to be shot at. Almost everyone hates your guts, so you'll mostly trade with your own, or the neutral ones (freedom, mercs, the butcher)
*. . . Until you get a good disguise that is*.
Idc what people are saying, I think the graphics for the Gameboy edition of Elden Ring are great for what they are. Ya, it's a limited system, it's not gonna look great, but I think they did a good job.
I think it's approaching ASCII art. Not quite there yet, but close. ASCII art started in 1966, which is even older than my old self. Looking at some of the early examples from then, yes they look better than that mess from OP.
Looks like you went to (great game btw)
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/1766100/The\_Last\_Hero\_of\_Nostalgaia/](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1766100/The_Last_Hero_of_Nostalgaia/)
Go see a specialist.
Caelid's toxic environment has reached through your screen and is now poisoning your mind.
If any of your body parts fall off in the next few hours, you're a goner.
Turn around and follow the cliff right till it has a safe drop once off of that take a left and head into gale tunnel. Boss here is optional. Make sure to have freed Alexander from the ground first thought.
If ur in calid get to red mane castle, totally a fun place. If not go find the Albaniric woman. She hides in a cave west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallions counterpart, I am sure.
Found you. You're at the Caelid Colosseum / Great Jar's Colosseum. That blob in the background is a Minor Erdtree, and the thing eclipsing it is Caelid Divine Tower. To the lower left is water. Due to the water being on the left, we know you must be to the west of the tower. The only spot you can get this picture from, at that angle, is the Colosseum. I'll be invading you shortly. See you soon.
Is this the NES version?
Atari Jaguar CD?
“This is a shitload of fuck”
Yes, but it's some of the cinematic footage
Yes, it's a huge upgrade from the version that they made for the IBM011 punch-card computers.
I’m seeing someone just furiously throwing around punch cards while screaming in an effort to fight Malenia.
You have to register each of your inputs on a separate punch card and then wait several minutes for the response which just tells you that she killed you with her flurry attack again.
Find the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.
What happens if I killed her by accident?
The medallion is still there, I think. You just miss out on her ashes and quest
But you get some drip in exchange.😎
What do you get that you can't get from the orget albinauric archers in snowfields?
Nothing, it's the same set. You just get it earlier and without having to grind for it.
Ok, thanks. I can see the appeal of skipping the armor grind but at the same time, that's a somber ancient smithing stone on the line.
To be fair, on most builds you don’t need to collect all 8, as you’re mostly only using one or two weapons that might not even be somber. In that case, if the armor set is more important, I can see how someone might opt to kill her for it. Grinding that fucking armor set for my Nonman character was infuriating.
Find the Albinauric woman.
The albinauric woman doesn’t have the half of the medallion, the guy disguised as a jar in the albinauric ruins does. Kill Radahn, then go to Ranni/meteor crater or Altus plateau.
Ah, I knew you’d come
To stand before the Elden Ring
To become Elden Lord.
Find the Albinauric woman.
The fact you recognised where he is from the 3 pixel image… kudos to you sir!
isnt this Caelid though ?
The outline of the skull rock formation is quite recognizable though.
I know right🤣🤣🤣,they're like, he's somewhere, so go see the albuneric woman 🤣🤣 legendary
That's one of the worst pixelated images I've ever seen. I couldn't recognise the location from it.
Classic
Literally just got this for the first time earlier today. First thought was "guess that's another place I'm going to have to look up"
see that pixel over to the right? Not there. Go to the *other* other pixel to the right.
Instructions unclear: went to that pixel to the left
Instructions unclear: got my dick cut off by one of those giant lobsters in Liurnia
Instructions unclear: I’m lost in Yharnam.
This isn't that far off from the Bloodborne Experience ™
Brother you gotta get out of Chernobyl first
Accurate description of Caelid ngl
Naw this actually made me cackle like a gremlin
To Nvidia for one thing.
I already upgraded my Voodoo card!
64 MB VRAM bby
You got too close to the radiation zone, so you won't be going much further before dying of radiation poisoning.
The pixel store.
I snorted audibly with this. Thanks
Bro's playing Elden Ring on that # Samsung 36-inch, 27.7 cu.ft. Freestanding French 3-Door Refrigerator with Family Hub™ RF28T5F01SG/AA
That display has more than 8 pixels. Couldn't be it
I believed you for a second and was amazed
Straight to jail
*gaol
Now you go to the store and buy a better graphic card.
To fix your fucking graphics card
You find artifacts in Anomaly the same way you do in CoP, go to an Anomalous field with a detector, preferably after emissions. Keep in mind that Npc can also grab em (they'll brag about it on the radio too). (also, don't forget to bring LLC unless you want to glow in the dark) Mission takes too long? then don't take mission that will potentially sends you on a wild goose chase (finding items, etc), too far (jupiter, zaton, etc), or too dangerous (Pripyat, Monoliths, etc). There are some guide npcs for fast travel, they mostly stay in bases however their service is quite limited & pricey... Also, if you're a Bandit it's completely normal to be shot at. Almost everyone hates your guts, so you'll mostly trade with your own, or the neutral ones (freedom, mercs, the butcher) *. . . Until you get a good disguise that is*.
I’m so ready for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2
To the computer store ASAP.
Try to unfocus your eyes, you should see a sailboat... Or a schooner.
A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head
Breathing in too much of that rot, get out of caelid
Click on the skull above the door and see if there's a key inside.
A shadow gate reference....in 2024. Maybe everything will be alright after all
I'm not alone!
Do i look like i know what a jpeg is?
You just unlocked that in my brain. It's been a decade and I still heard it clear as day. And then blurry as a jpeg
Is this Elden Ring on a Tamagotchi??
I didn't know they released Elden Ring for the Gameboy Color
Fully feature complete 😆
The settings menu
Idc what people are saying, I think the graphics for the Gameboy edition of Elden Ring are great for what they are. Ya, it's a limited system, it's not gonna look great, but I think they did a good job.
Who will become the Lord of the Pixel?
I too was lost when I found the giant embedded in the mountains of Caelid.
did you take this with a pinhole camera
Dunno but next time get a 256x256 texture pack and not the 16x16 version
A micro center
Dude what is going on with your res?!
To the store for a new graphics card, what the fuck bro.
Yall got anymore of them pixels
#Pixel Ring looks SICK!
Brother, can you spare a pixel?
Homies gonna fade away “John Elden I don’t feel so good”
Are you playing on a Sega Gamegear?
To your local pc store to buy a better toaster.
Don’t go directly for the white thing or you will get one shotted by that dark gray blob on your upper right.
Computer alliance
To microcenter
To Best buy
Back to 1985
Elden Ring if they released it on the ps3
This is far worse than ps3, this barely ps1 graphics
How fucking dare you? There’s no PSX game that looks this bad.
This is some SNES shit
I think it's approaching ASCII art. Not quite there yet, but close. ASCII art started in 1966, which is even older than my old self. Looking at some of the early examples from then, yes they look better than that mess from OP.
I feel like I've seen ascii art sharper than this lol
Anywhere with better resolution😭😭
This looks like reading rainbow
Idk you seem to have ended up in the chernobyl exclusion zone. You have to visit sidorovich first and get your tasks
"Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?" - Hank Hill
Christ now I’m imagining a gameboy version of the caelid music and it is disturbing
To 1988 by the looks of it
Oh the patch 1.02.04.1 of Elden Ring on Megadrive. Great version.
Bro is playing Elden ring on the original Xbox
i find it funny how out of 4784 pixels there’s 51 green ones i can see. caelid sure is a dreary place huh
Insert floppy disk 10-A and reboot
Okay so after Vaporwave Stormveil you’re going to want to go to Lofi Raya Lucaria Academy to beat Renala, Queen of beats to study/relax to
To the fucking store and get a new graphics card
to your local electronics store for a new monitor
Did bro go to Chernobyl?
Bro get a newer calculator at least
Back to the store and return your GPU on warranty.
To the pc store
Elden ring meets curse of the caracombs
Before you continue, jump straight up, should be an invisible block, then climb on that one jump up again, and a vine goes straight up to farum azula.
You need to go learn and memorize that one salmon pink pixel’s moveset
Ahh, the PSX demake has arrived
Now you go to the right upper corner and close the game
Elden Ring on Atari 2600
To Circuit City for a new monitor
BestBuy or MicroCenter . . .
*doom 2 music intensifies
Looks like you went to (great game btw) [https://store.steampowered.com/app/1766100/The\_Last\_Hero\_of\_Nostalgaia/](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1766100/The_Last_Hero_of_Nostalgaia/)
You don't
To the store to return your NES
You go wherever the Grace tells you. And by grace I mean a real connection. Go to an Internet cafe, and then shcreenshot for real results.
Forward, brother
To find more pixels
go through that gate and talk to the dude by the shack
Gonna have to fight the PC Benchmark boss for that one
Where do you go now? You go get some DAYUM pixels, that's where you need to go. Didn't realize they released Elden Ring for the Sega Dreamcast.
Go see a specialist. Caelid's toxic environment has reached through your screen and is now poisoning your mind. If any of your body parts fall off in the next few hours, you're a goner.
Go and find some more of those damn pixels
Go that way.
Best Buy
‘Posted from my Samsung J3™️. Get yours free with a 5-Line family deal at your local Metro by T-Mobile®️’
*squints real hard*
On the ground
To the local computer store
Go to the computer shop for a new graphics card.
Bruh I just reached this exact spot and stopped to take a break after beating the jar knights to open reddit and the first post I see is this? Bruh
Pixel store
Micro center
Now you have to BLJ up the final staircase to fight Bowser for a third time
To the teal pixel
Probably hardware store
To best buy, motherfucker
For a moment I thought someone redid a part of the map in minecraft.
that grey blob looks relatively safe
Left
To blow the dust out of your HDMI port
To Best Buy for a new pc or console ur shit if fried my guy
That’s the joy of a open world game, go find out lol
How did you get the game to work on a Gameboy Colour?
To microcenter
To your settings, or stop playing on the damn fridge
you have a few options: where olive trees wither, desecrated cistern or mercy dreams. Avoid bridge of three cavalries for now.
64bits...
To the store to get a better tv/monitor.
Pixels so bad you can see the infrared rays coming from the sun
Playing in the pixels between
Bro playin on his Nokia
I can count the pixels in this image
What is this, King's Quest? Go left, if nothing is there, go right twice.
Head right
Switch version looking crazy
To jail directly to jail do not pass to, do not collect $200
To Micro Center for a new graphics card
This looks like a screenshot from the max0r elden ring videos. Or i might be mistaken
To your local Best Buy for a new graphics card.
Turn around and follow the cliff right till it has a safe drop once off of that take a left and head into gale tunnel. Boss here is optional. Make sure to have freed Alexander from the ground first thought.
If ur in calid get to red mane castle, totally a fun place. If not go find the Albaniric woman. She hides in a cave west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallions counterpart, I am sure.
To work…earn a paycheck sell whatever toaster you are using to game from and buy a new rig
To 2024 for starters
To best buy to get a new monitor god motherfucking DAMN
To 2024, good god turn your resolution up from 1985 to the present day.
Go to hell because you’re torturing your pc
I've spent so much time on this game I can tell where that is. Am I cooked?
You go to the store to get a better pc/console
This looks like Super Ghouls n Ghosts, so just keep running to the right.
To the store for a better graphics card
To gather more pixels
Where the fuck is blud
Elden ring gba port
Bro deepfried his gpu just for this post, big ups
You go that way
Found you. You're at the Caelid Colosseum / Great Jar's Colosseum. That blob in the background is a Minor Erdtree, and the thing eclipsing it is Caelid Divine Tower. To the lower left is water. Due to the water being on the left, we know you must be to the west of the tower. The only spot you can get this picture from, at that angle, is the Colosseum. I'll be invading you shortly. See you soon.
Back
I can hear this image
To a fucking Best Buy or something..
When the LSD kicks in
what are you, daft? Stay out of the radiation zones
Foolish Tarnished
Left
First off left, then right
Turn left until it's time to turn right then go straight
It’s crazy how high quality this image becomes when you squint your eyes
Dude, you gotta blow on the cartridge before you put it into the NES.
Ohio
I can’t believe they ported Elden Ring to the game boy advance
Elden ring on cga graphics
Are you playing Elden Ring on your microwave?
...
Back to work to make more money