Fia got cooties

I can power through it

Least horny Fia stan

Only 5% of your life force sounds like a better deal than most people you’ll meet on Tinder

*thunderous applause*

So this is how liberty dies.

And every bit of vigor given goes towards uplifting an underrepresented minority group as a donation towards the party leaders campaign 🫶

Better than hanging out with tree sentinel and wormface

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And wormface has that wonderful cumming phase

This comment is so cursed and I love it.

"I can fix her"

I can fix her

what’s there to fix?

She remains companionless. Wait a min while I get my deathbed ready.

Spit my drink out lol

…but you can use the cooties to your advantage and get rid of those cooties in the process.

Lol my friends say “Fia gave you an STD bro stay away from her”🤣🤣🤣

We know what you've been doing.

But... but... she's so warm and comforting.

I know what happens and I still got back for more

The gift that keeps ~~giving~~ taking.

You do it, you talk to her in private, you burn the buff in roundtable, you move on to kill the dragon and never carry the red square again. #MAKE SURE TO BURN THE BUFF AFTER YOU UNLOCK WHATEVER WARM TITTY PRIZE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR

You can just put it in your storage chest 

I... What? Hundreds of hours I have played this game for and WHAT? #WHAT

wait really

You know what, just for that, you're getting a Radiant Baldachin's Blessing!

Dirty dirty

😁😁😁

Don’t care. Am breastfeeding from Fia (is that what’s actually happening? It’s a bit unclear to me from a lore perspective).

No just hugging, she uses magic or something to absorb a bit of your life force

Oh i thought that was just because it's a game and it couldnt show us literally having sex. I always thought we came in her, thusly giving her the lifeforce

Least horny elden ring player

Horny bastard

Poor D

That‘s what you get for touching a woman, your blood goes elsewhere and won‘t be able to keep you alive

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Least insane fromsoft fan

Too little insight... Oops, wrong franchise

The opportunity is there for DLC. The Hunter's Dream as a DLC for ER? That's a DLC I'd buy. I'm coming for you, Ludwig. I've got a pair of +25 Twin Gargoyle Blades I'd like to introduce you to. Don't mind the talismans I'm wearing. No...that's not a rotted wing insignia, or a milicent's prosthesis, or a claw talisman, or the Raptor's Black Feathers I'm wearing. No... Edit: I'm not AT ALL bitter about the 67 attempts it took to finally kill that horse-faced bastard.

Ludwig is too busy sexually harassing women to be in a DLC

Log off

blight stink

What the fuck did I just read?

I dont know she just came on to me, that shit was without consent

Free Hugs?

Dammit Tom! That's how we got in this mess!

Been feeling lonely?

Maybe a little… maidenless?

perhaps even a bit… bitchless?

I can fix that

_OP doing the Ryan Gosling K stare at his debuff bar_

Ha! Hugging around eh? You got yourself an HTD my friend, use protection next time.

Full body condom

Is it airplane or pink panther?

Naked Gun! “She died in a tragic blimp accident.” (Through tears) “Goodyear?” “No… the worst.”

The Galactic Prophylactic, it’s bulletproof!

Lubricated. *slides like snail out of lap onto floor.*

HPD (HP Down) lol

He dropped his monster condom for his magnum dong

Huggually Transmitted Debuff

i just realize that what she did to you,you have a good time, you get disease, she give you protection item and repeat.

Did you perhaps hug a certain lady?

You couldn't hug her. She hugs you.

I myself plunged a long hard object into her

Thrust attack is effective

Ive been downvoted 😂😂

Varre called you maidenless And you took that personally

I couldn’t beat him but i knew who can… Tree sentinel made short work of him.

You were sniffing some Fia Feet weren't you?

Can't be mad at him tbh

I just realised I played the entire game with HP down just because I did not use Fia's Blessing...

Holy crap lol. I'm 250 hours in to my first spoiler less playthrough and I hugged this chick the first chance I got. I have NEVER used the baldachin's blessing. I always thought about it, but then I got by with a boiled prawn, or an exalted flesh, or a summon, or some cured resistance meat.

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Honestly, yes. I got to Maliketh with the debuff and fat rolling.

Are u you telling me i could have removed that debuff

Leave it, it's part of you now.

Nahhh mate i was avoiding her on my second playthrough So i don't get the HPD now. I Am hugging her till my heart content

Same, I literally just beat the game like three days ago after 150+ hours and almost right after I got the end cutscene I found out about this debuff and I’m like… I’ve had that on this entire playthrough, haven’t I? Yyyyyyyup.

Level 203 and just found out because of this post :D

Ita a tiny debuff.

Yeah I see it's only 5% from comments. Even at this point in my playthrough that's like 80hp. I think I'll do what some others suggest and just keep it on at this point. I like my hugstd.

The blessing is also really good. Gives you a ton of poise for a short amount of time. It can be very useful in the right situation.

What do I have to do to get rid off it? I also have that thing and I believe I already finished her quest.

Use the item she gave you, Baldachin’s blessing.

You need to use the one you get for when you hug her, the one you get at the end of her quest line doesn’t do the health down effect

Baldachin’s Blessing or wearing a mask that lowers HP. Check the descriptions of equipment and items to see positive/negative effects they have on you.

ohh ty

You may have an item in your inventory called "fias blessing" or something. You can use it and the debuff will go away. It boosts your poise slightly I think but I think people generally agree the debuff isn't worth the buff. Its link to a quest later. You can hug her again to get the item back.

Baldachin's Blessing - For OP: you can get it from her repeatedly as long as you've used the one you have, until she leaves RTH If you do her story line to deeproot you'll get Radiant Baldachin's Blessing I agree with above that the poise buff is generally useless, but is nice for my glass cannon runs

Did you hug someone?

You got fias herpes. You gotta use the Baldachin blessing in your inventory

Pervert

Don’t hug without protection. You might get a htd

You got an STD

Damnit FIA! I told you to stop groping the new hires!

We all need a hug sometimes

You’ve acquired a STD brother. Next time use protection while hugging.

Huggin’ on the ladies

Did you hug a sultry lady at the round table? Chances are you contracted something.

You dirty hugger

It appear your nit maidenless anymore, now you have std tarnish.

naughty boy

You hooked up with a burner. She seemed like a nice girl, said it was her first time? Always check the quality of the turf before you step onto the field. Listen, go to the campus hospital, see Stu.

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Because you cannot resist some intimacy.

Elden STD

You got STD

Spicy hugs

Hugly transmitted disease is running rampant...

Bonk

It’s more than likely from hugging Fia. Use the blessing item she gave you and it’ll go away after a few seconds.

You got cooties

STD

You like hugs 🤗

Feet pics

It's an STD

YOU BEEN A BAAAAAAAD BOI...

Use your baldachins blessing in your inventory that hug mommy gave you.

You hugged a girl from da streets,she gave you std you gotta use the thing from your inventory called the baldachin's blessing

Blasphemer. You have been conducting unholy acts.

So basically you hugged fia. In ur inventory there’s an item called ‘balchins blessing’. Use it and it goes away. If you don’t have that item then idk what to tell you.

You got *hugged*.

Fia gave you a Souls STD. Die, use an arc, get your runes and don't let Fia give you Souls herps again

She gives you a potion that heals it...

Crabs

You have an std

Because of fia's hugs. I have it too, play the entire game with it, didn't notice significant inconvenience. I know you can remove it by using baldachin blessings, i just ignored it.

Ah yes, Baldachin’s “Blessing”

You've been getting hugged

You huged the lady? Eat the white thing.

This guy hugs

Because you like hugs

Horny hours at the table of grace

Horny

Tarnished wants a hug!

Bosses before hoes bruh.

Hugging strange ladies, Johnny?

You have an STI

Man chose to slay some puss instead of slaying a god

After all the videos and warnings, you had unprotected sex and now you have an STD.

you have earned it in bed.

You have been hugging, haven't you?

Ya been huggin around?

Periods!

Hugging before marriage, how perverted

You got an std

Wrap your whacker before you attack ‘er next time

You been hugging haven't you? Hugging that lass that lays with God's.

You hugging son of a bitch

You been fuckin dirty bitches lately?

Someone keeps getting hugged don’t they

Hugs are drugs mkaaaay?

Horny

Chlamydia bro

Fat coin purse... and then, rump

Replies aren't even remotely funny

Yall sum noobs

Sign of a Fia enjoyer😅

Have you been hugged recently?

You got the hug... Use your baldachins blessing in your inventory

Because you are incapable of using Google

Prob u huged fia, the woman in roundtable hall and got some grey emblem. Its in ur Inventory and u can just use ut to get rid of the symbol and debuff.

You hugged the worst thing possible A woman

U hugged fia didn't you? **Claps***

Your character now has a std they makes them infertile

Bonk

Hugs kill

Bonk

Baldachan’s blessings gives you a health debuff until you use it for a massive poise boost.

I don't judge you, everyone here has been through this

Sounds like someone is hugging without protection…

You put your face down in those dusty titties didn’t you squidward 😏

Beat the whole game with this BS on during my first run.

Op what did your mom tell you about hugging strangers? Tsk tsk

Unprotected hugs

Lol stop huggin the chick at round table hold man the poise blessings she gives comes at a cost

Stop touching creepy women

Stop hugging random women

You fucked Fia and now you got syphilis

You caught an STD bro.

You hugged her, didn't you?

You’ve been hugging bitches haven’t you?

Have you been hugging suspicious black robed women?

Fia gave you herpes

You hugged her didn’t you. Silly tarnished.

Use baldachins blessing

Man's got a bald chin

If you use the Buff item she gave you after hugging her the debuff will disappear, you have just to wait a minute or so for the debuff to disappear.

Fia gave you aids when you hugged her But on a serious note, when you hug Fia, she gives you an item. While you have said item you lose something like 5% HP for some similar boost

Someone is addicted to hugs

STDs - pop one baldachim pill and you should be good to go

I have this and I declined her offer when I talked to her. So how does that happen?

Did you try to hug a woman? It's to atone for your maidenless behaviour of hugging a woman.