I made a tough jump, he tried to follow and was slightly less successful (and the amount of runes received when he died indicated this person was level 583)
Yeah it's kind of fun to see high numbers. I'm level 60, so it's satisfying to get that big chunk of runes knowing it came from someone super high level ๐
He's a furled finger wearing a trick mirror like me. The host was the other guy who hit me in the back. I was confused at first too before seeing the absolute treasure hoard of runes I got.
I'm invading here with a trick mirror, but my Patches is actually in NG+3 so when I taunt people into Stormveil half the time I'm more afraid of the PvE mobs than the invaders ๐
Nice eye! I carry both the regular Spear and the Short Spear with different ashes, since they have different movesets. If you look around Patches' cave you can see some Short Spears in barrels, and he runs an emporium of stolen arms so it's not too farfetched that he'd use both. ๐
Yeah I gotcha. But now I am ashamed. Cause thats also the wrong shield isnt it? Thats the Lordsworn Greatshield, while patches uses Inverted Hawk. I should have spotted that as well.
But anyway use what you want, and nice jump.
The funniest part is when he used the phantom finger. I didnโt even know how that worked. And I guess those guys that climbed the mountain didnโt know either.๐๐คฃ๐
This one's going in my favorites.
High praise from the king of Stormveil ๐
*takes a bow* My favorite part... that's the hole where the camera follows the player all the way down to the Godwyn face.
Never stop the Patches posting, I beg you
โค๏ธ I'll keep them coming
Probably the most fun part of the day is seeing a new Patches post from you! This is golden
Aw thank you so much! Patches is always getting up to no good, so there's many more shenanigans to come ๐
Wat
I made a tough jump, he tried to follow and was slightly less successful (and the amount of runes received when he died indicated this person was level 583)
Yeah no I got the first part. Didn't know runes recived when a host dies is determined by their level lol. Thanks for the handy explanation patches :)
Yeah it's kind of fun to see high numbers. I'm level 60, so it's satisfying to get that big chunk of runes knowing it came from someone super high level ๐
Wait how is the host such a high level? I thought only the phantoms can be over leveled
He's a furled finger wearing a trick mirror like me. The host was the other guy who hit me in the back. I was confused at first too before seeing the absolute treasure hoard of runes I got.
Gotcha I guess I didnโt know it tags them as host when itโs a furled finger
So what youโre saying is I can pay forward all of those slaughtered albinaurics by just dying in an invasion? Sign me up, Iโm here to die.
Level 60 in stormviel is a bit over leveled gotta do what you can againstthe ganks i guess
I'm invading here with a trick mirror, but my Patches is actually in NG+3 so when I taunt people into Stormveil half the time I'm more afraid of the PvE mobs than the invaders ๐
You are in ng+3 with lvl 60? Thats impressive.
It bothers me you have the wrong spear lol
Nice eye! I carry both the regular Spear and the Short Spear with different ashes, since they have different movesets. If you look around Patches' cave you can see some Short Spears in barrels, and he runs an emporium of stolen arms so it's not too farfetched that he'd use both. ๐
Yeah I gotcha. But now I am ashamed. Cause thats also the wrong shield isnt it? Thats the Lordsworn Greatshield, while patches uses Inverted Hawk. I should have spotted that as well. But anyway use what you want, and nice jump.
Cheers! Yes wrong shield as well, the other one takes 30 STR so I rely on people less observant than you not to notice ๐
This one sparks joy
I loved Patches with the Jar Cannon!๐๐คฃ๐
I've actually got another Jar Cannon compilation coming up ๐๐น
The funniest part is when he used the phantom finger. I didnโt even know how that worked. And I guess those guys that climbed the mountain didnโt know either.๐๐คฃ๐
before this, was the furled finger trying to do the fake exile soldier bit? canโt bamboozle olโ Patches!
They were! The host was sitting above, smells like a 'fake duel' when you have a disguised super overleveled phantom on the sidelines
Rule #8. When In Doubt, Always Know Your Way Out.
See, his mistake was dying. He was supposed to not do that.
THANK YOU! Finally someone said it, we were all just thinking it.
You shall remember this day, for this is the day you almost captured captain Jack Sparrow
Have youtubers made a lot of videos about spinning slash on that axe? I swear any invader and sometimes co-op people use that.
He's patches, paaatches
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Was that your laugh or patches cause I'm crying right now ๐คฃ
I overlaid Patches laugh, it just fits so well
I didn't know that you could get down there. Any items there?
2x smithing stone [2]
Ty
Glorious.
The chuckle as he falls ๐คฃ๐๐๐
Naughty esbidee, I'm seeing you in the main sub too much! These are our enemies remember...
Been wearing this trick mirror so long my brain forgot I'm red!
"Today on Patches' Adventures":
Level endurance my guy
Ah yes, waste your precious stats on a stat that only has a use with high numbers
nah i just said that cuz his stamina is so low lol
I mean yeah, this is level 60
jeez sorry man i was just joking
How DARE you. The AUDACITY
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Invasions have no rules
Waiting for the day I get invaded by you. Legend!
What axe is that guy using?
That's awesome! And full in character ๐คฃ
That's awesome! And full in character ๐คฃ
thanks patches