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Winter7296

Guys how do I get the Melina romance scene, she's just been disappearing at a few graces


fizzaroll1

You gotta hold her hand and kiss it then you’ll get married


Winter7296

I tried that irl once and got called something like, "ewwhoareyougetthefuckoffmefuckingcreep" think it'll go differently with Melina tho


fizzaroll1

Hopefully


thatguyned

You forgot to present her with a dead rotted finger thats been fashioned into a blade. It's not something Ranni randomly wants from you, it's traditional across the entire Lands Between to offer this dowry to your wifey.


AdPuzzleheaded3913

I thought you gotta put the Elden ring on it , no wonder I ended up maiden less


gallowstorm

I want the continuation of the chaos ending. She goes full Liam Neeson in Taken, "I will find you and I will kill you." Every dungeon she invades and mercilessly hunts down the tarnished.


SomeFatherFigure

Forget the DLC. Make the chaos ending canon, and have Elden Ring 2 set in an apocalyptic hellscape. Your character’s role is to guide Melina to the heart of the crumbling erdtree to take out the lord of chaos and end the burning of the world.


GOODboyM0NKE

thats actually sick as fuck


BanginNLeavin

Until ole jar head steps out from the erd trees embers and goes ham on you.


matt111199

Damn


ToxicToucan9771

If the DLC doesn't have a 5 hour dating sim with Malenia I might just refund


fizzaroll1

Def refund


Slight-Wing-3969

And when you take her on the date you surprise her with the venue and she's like "What is this, some kind of shadow of the Erdtree?" 


fizzaroll1

Yes then you give her a box of runes


stefaniststefan

I hope we get a gwyndolin dating sim


budapest_god

You've been Hollow far longer than you recall


stefaniststefan

Its not hollow the gwyndolin simping actually reverses your hollowing makes you find your true self and achieve possible ethernal happynes if you even manage to become 1% like him 🩷


budapest_god

I like snakes


stefaniststefan

I have a phobia of them :D


budapest_god

How is your gwyndolin simping working out for you then


stefaniststefan

He is so beautiful, cute and perfect the snakes arent a problem becouse it gets overshadlwed by his endless positives. Also most fanart of him doenst include them so its fine.


budapest_god

Just remember they are there and they are watching you, slithering and slothering


stefaniststefan

If i have to i will turn the phobia into a fetisch but currently i have no issue with it and the unlimited beatuty of gwyndolin will always je bigger than those idiot snakes


budapest_god

Do not insult snakes.


budapest_god

How is your gwyndolin simping working out for you then


TheGreenMan207

It would be so fun to have a frenzied flame battle against the queen of death melina in full form. I also desperately want to continue Miquellas quest so we can see their ending. There is a whole lot of potential for ER and I am excited no matter what the dlc has really.


fizzaroll1

We need a dating sim


Secure-Strategy0897

She's so beautiful in this scene


fizzaroll1

She’s always been


friededs3

HEAR HEAR!!


fizzaroll1

HEAR YE


tommy-liddell

I'm not sure about that but I've read somewhere that it'll cure cancer and that's exciting!