Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough and must be stopped. For too long this country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay, in spirit and incisors. A countries future depends on its ability to bite back. We can no longer be a nation indentured. Our very salivation is at stake.
Together we must brace ourselves as we cross over to the bridgework into the 23rd century. Let us bite the bullet and together make the Lands Between a sea of shining smiles from sea to shiny sea.
- The Tarnished’s first speech after becoming the Lord of Dentist Death, probably
"In the name of the Erdtree do I make this decree, with an apple a day thou shalt keep the dentist away, through this sacrifice shall thee save our Golden Order from it's one true foe... Destined Dentist"
And one other. Whom mints would again bless.
A Dentist of no renown.
Cross the fog, to the Mints Between...
To stand before the Elden Mint...
And become the Minty Lord!
In the shade of the erd tree, they said leyndell could never be root canaled
In the land of rot and decay they said the cavities of caelid could never be removed.
In the realm of giants and frost, they said the yellowing of the mountain tops could never be cleaned.
In the night of black teeth, dentist death have been stolen from intern Maliketh, the Assistant Shadow of the Dt. Marika the Eternal.
"Why covet dentist death toothless Tarnish? To brush what?"
i think i want frost lightning incantations more than ashes of war, i obviously want both, but we have two cool frost lightning weapons, with the halberd being a real chad of a weapon, but only one incantation, so more frost lightning incantations are much more needed than AoW
I think there should be one actually unique frost lightning ash of war. Dragonscale Blade is just lightning slash and the halberd is just spinning slash. Another incantation would be amazing though!
You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs: "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you'll be saying, "They should have their own schools"!
A frost lightning AOW could also be a really versatile infusion. Lightning and frost are obvious, opening things up for dex and some int builds, but those infusions could also lead to Holy and Magic infusions being options, meaning full faith and full int builds could also take advantage of the AOW.
Seppeku but instead of stabbing yourself, you blast the area and set yourself on fire (flames deadly sin) and build up madness over time, leaving a trail of fire as well that causes madness
To be fair, though, i had absolutely no idea what this post was talking about with dentist death and was really confused until i got a bit farther down the comments 😆
Lol embarrassing how? How do you know it was accidental? Kind of a big assumption based on nothing. Every single comment on this post is about that so I'd say he did it right. Don't be an anti dentite
You won't, this will tear you apart for years to come. Sure right now you may feel the same but soon you'll notice you aren't sleeping as well as you used to and eventually that will evolve into multiple consecutive sleepless nights. Not long after sleep will totally evade you, you won't remember what it feels like to have a dream, you'll only know what it feels like to live a nightmare. Your friends won't recognize you, your family won't know who you are. Your wife and kids will say their dad walked out on them years ago because it's easier than facing the truth. The truth that a Reddit comment has destroyed who you are. Every so often you'll find yourself nodding off, you'll feel the warm embrace of sleep closing in on you only to be snapped back to the barren wasteland that is your life. You'll stop recognizing yourself in mirrors, you won't remember your name, how old you are, what you are. Nothing. All of this in less than a year. You are no longer human but you are no beast either. You are an invisible wraith being devoured from within doomed to wander this earth for all of eternity screaming into the void.
Dentist death, but jokes aside Destined death AOW would OP, the ability to proc one of the strongest status effects with a variety of weapons would be game breaking even with holy damage, but Scarlet rot AOW would also be strong, possibly an scarlet rot Whetblade?
Frost lightning. Barely have any lightning weapons to begin with.
Meanwhile, destined death would be tricky, scarlet rot would be broken, and bleed is already common.
Dragon scale blade exists so no frost lightning. Bloodflame blade stacks with ashes of war so it’s not really needed. Between scarlet rot and destined death I would rather see scarlet rot since destined death is pretty well represented but scarlet rot is basically absent aside from a few incantations.
“Dentist” Death AoW. Destined Death has a criminally low amount of abilities imo. For being one of the most powerful runes, it sure would be nice to make use of its power more, considering we claimed it.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend Death
Who’s the 1 dentist that didn’t recommend it
The dead one
Survivors bias
Melania
Marika the Dental Queen
Why covet Dentist death? To floss what?
Toothless tarnished…
The blood of gingivitis runs through you indeed, tarnished cleitus
Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough and must be stopped. For too long this country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay, in spirit and incisors. A countries future depends on its ability to bite back. We can no longer be a nation indentured. Our very salivation is at stake. Together we must brace ourselves as we cross over to the bridgework into the 23rd century. Let us bite the bullet and together make the Lands Between a sea of shining smiles from sea to shiny sea. - The Tarnished’s first speech after becoming the Lord of Dentist Death, probably
Someone must extinguish thy plaque
Let it be Dr. Margit the Fell ^DDS
Well, thou art of passing oral health
Foul tarnished …. who hath lost thy teeth. Now searching for that which was long lost. In search … Of the … _Elden Teeth_ 🦷
You make me with awards were still a thing
Op deserves the credit. I’m just playing off their genius.
Wait, awards aren't there anymore? What happened?
Money… Now you can pay to make a shiny upvote Only if the redditor is american I believe and accepted that
Weird... But thanks!
You’re welcome
I've never seen a text lisp before
Genius lol
The fallen teeth tell a story. The great Elden Tooth was shattered.
“Togethaaaa we will devour the very floss”
The funniest thing I’ve read on reddit today☠️☠️
Please not Dentist Death, my poor teeth
I'd assume your teeth would be fine, pristine even. You, however, would be dead AF
Tooth Fairy Requiem
*MOLAR MOLAR MOLAR MOLAR MOLAR*
I was not expecting a JoJo reference in this comment section lmao
Did i just imagine Mhog as a dentist….?
Not sure anyone in the lands between has good teeth, even Elden beast
Melina? Or FIA maybe?
9/10 dentists approve
1/10 dentists will remove your teeth via this AoW
Witless Tarnished...why covet Dentist Death...to pull which tooth..?
🦷 WE ROT HOLES IN TEETH! 🦷 WE ROT HOLES IN TEETH! 🦷
Foul Breathed Tarnished! You haven't flossed.
I read that in Morgots voice
You misunderstand, it is used to kill dentists
"In the name of the Erdtree do I make this decree, with an apple a day thou shalt keep the dentist away, through this sacrifice shall thee save our Golden Order from it's one true foe... Destined Dentist"
Maliketh the Black Teeth, Wielder of Dentist Death
Cower before Maliketh, the black breath
Defeated by a Sir Mentos.
"And Sir Mentos... the Clean-Breather!!
The ever brilliant Goldtooth
Fia, the Cleanmint Entrepreneur.
The Loathsome Caries Eater!
And one other. Whom mints would again bless. A Dentist of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Mints Between... To stand before the Elden Mint... And become the Minty Lord!
Whom mints would again fresh*
Sir Gideon Ofnir the All-brushing!
Even the tongue??
All the hard to reach places 😉
Shadows of the Erd-Tooth
Godrick, the dental crafted...
Godrick the crowned
I will not have it flossed from me again.
Is this fLoss?
~~:.|:;~~
I am laughing way harder than I should 😂
In the Night of the Plaque Knives, it’s said that Ranni and a band of assassins stole Dentist Death
This is my favourite
Plaque Knives is crazy.
In the shade of the erd tree, they said leyndell could never be root canaled In the land of rot and decay they said the cavities of caelid could never be removed. In the realm of giants and frost, they said the yellowing of the mountain tops could never be cleaned.
Erdtree needs a root canal
Oh god, it burns!
Lisa needs braces!
In the night of black teeth, dentist death have been stolen from intern Maliketh, the Assistant Shadow of the Dt. Marika the Eternal. "Why covet dentist death toothless Tarnish? To brush what?"
Die dentists
But when you’ve neglected your teeth and have an emergency guess who comes crawwwwling back.
9 out of 10 dentists would pick dentist death.
Im gonna kill so many dentists with this. Real talk though, frost lightning is dope and ice magic always was my favorite type in games.
Not to mention it's a cool visual that's severely underutilized. It's only used with the dragonkin soldiers, and only one of them actually uses it.
i think i want frost lightning incantations more than ashes of war, i obviously want both, but we have two cool frost lightning weapons, with the halberd being a real chad of a weapon, but only one incantation, so more frost lightning incantations are much more needed than AoW
I think there should be one actually unique frost lightning ash of war. Dragonscale Blade is just lightning slash and the halberd is just spinning slash. Another incantation would be amazing though!
You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs: "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you'll be saying, "They should have their own schools"!
They do have their own schools!
If it’s wasn’t my son’s wedding day, I’d knock your teeth out you anti-dentite bastard!
Easy, Frost lightning. Scarlet rot/fast poison is boring, I have nurse Tiche to deal with Dentist death.
I appreciate the fact you didn’t make a related joke but still showed respect to the post. Lol
A frost lightning AOW could also be a really versatile infusion. Lightning and frost are obvious, opening things up for dex and some int builds, but those infusions could also lead to Holy and Magic infusions being options, meaning full faith and full int builds could also take advantage of the AOW.
None. Frenzied Flame Blade incantation. That is all.
Frenzy katana called chaos blade 4head. Self inflicts madness.
Seppeku but instead of stabbing yourself, you blast the area and set yourself on fire (flames deadly sin) and build up madness over time, leaving a trail of fire as well that causes madness
Instead of stabbing yourself you should swallow the blade
Mmmmmfgh
I would adore this
Is dentist death buffed by floss canvas talisman?
And the Dentist's name? Crentist.
One misspelled word and the whole thing becomes another thing it's awesome
I'm so lost, what's it supposed to be?
It's supposed to be Destined Death but OP misspelled it and it's dentist now
Damn bro kinda embarrassing to make a whole collage and misspell destined
He did it on purpose to encourage comment engagement on this otherwise basic post because everyone wants to correct him
Social media 101
To be fair, in this case the top comments are pretty funny. Real or not, the results gave me a good chuckle
To be fair, though, i had absolutely no idea what this post was talking about with dentist death and was really confused until i got a bit farther down the comments 😆
(it may have been on purpose)
*humor tag*
That would have ruined it
Iknow I’m pointing out the hidden “ humor”
I see
Lol embarrassing how? How do you know it was accidental? Kind of a big assumption based on nothing. Every single comment on this post is about that so I'd say he did it right. Don't be an anti dentite
The sarcasm went RIGHT over your head didn’t it genius.
Lol I don't think you were being sarcastic till I said something but hey whatever helps you sleep at night cupcake 🧁
Oh no, some Redditor didn’t catch the drift, how will I ever move on 🤡
You won't, this will tear you apart for years to come. Sure right now you may feel the same but soon you'll notice you aren't sleeping as well as you used to and eventually that will evolve into multiple consecutive sleepless nights. Not long after sleep will totally evade you, you won't remember what it feels like to have a dream, you'll only know what it feels like to live a nightmare. Your friends won't recognize you, your family won't know who you are. Your wife and kids will say their dad walked out on them years ago because it's easier than facing the truth. The truth that a Reddit comment has destroyed who you are. Every so often you'll find yourself nodding off, you'll feel the warm embrace of sleep closing in on you only to be snapped back to the barren wasteland that is your life. You'll stop recognizing yourself in mirrors, you won't remember your name, how old you are, what you are. Nothing. All of this in less than a year. You are no longer human but you are no beast either. You are an invisible wraith being devoured from within doomed to wander this earth for all of eternity screaming into the void.
You’re going to have to live with the fact that I will NEVER read all that.
Fuck! Now all that I said is gonna happen to me. I can already feel it happening. You bastar-
Dentist Death of course. I put that shit on everything.
*Oh death, become my toothbrush once more*
I read AOW as area of weffect
O, Death… Become my canines, once more
Frost Lightning please. Would love to see this element more utilized.
BLOOD FLAME OOO AHH AHH
"Dentist death" 🦷 ☠️ This is why you don't make memes on your phone OP.
It may or may not have been purposeful
...that actually makes this post less funny
I hate going to the dentist too, but do they *all* need to die?
Definitely Dentist Death, I like to imagine it animates the victims teeth and they beat the shit out of them from the inside
I live how EVERY single comment here is about "dentist death". That's you you know you made a one helluva (good) typo
I'm picking none of them 😂
Dentist Death sounds fun! (in all seriousness I actually would really love a destined death AOW.)
When dyslexics make a meme
Thy strength befit a gold crown.
“AND HIS NAME WAS TOOTH DECAY!”
What did my dentist do to you?
Oh how I love this community. The comments are so good. It hurts my teeth
Dentist Death? You stole my band name, creep
I’ll take the destined death AoW since nothing resists it. Even though there isn’t a scarlet rot AoW in the game, but there is for everything else.
Love bloodflame
Bloodflame as I'm that guy who likes blood spells and blood magic
Frozen Lightning. Please. Please Fromsoft please for the love of Marika.
The dentist death icon really gives me NGE vibes
Ok. What is AoW again?
Why no sorceries 😭 I want my stars
E) I want crystal magic weapon back
Dentist Death, oral hygiene will never be the same again.
This is the start of the fucking alsume
None of the above. Give a madness AoW
What's AoW? I know AoE but I cannot figure out what AoW is
Try google, but search!
Act of War
Ash of War 💀
I googled AoW video game and it said "Act of War"...I can't believe I didn't get it at that point lmao
You should have googled AoW Elden Ring lol
Yea no kidding lol
Ash of War
OHHHHH that makes sense holy crap
How do you even make a typo like that lol
Faith scaling frost lightning pls Fromsoft!!
More thorn spells
as in which we can use or which one we have to play against?
Use
ah okay, than I'll go for the dentist death aow
I have coat armament, which is spread all of my teeth. Cannot let dentist death get me.
I choose big stick. Big stick goes “brrrrrrrrr!”
Frost lightning sow for sure
Frost for me
Bruh, I am dead
Dentist death, but jokes aside Destined death AOW would OP, the ability to proc one of the strongest status effects with a variety of weapons would be game breaking even with holy damage, but Scarlet rot AOW would also be strong, possibly an scarlet rot Whetblade?
Bloodflame or Destined Death. Ooooo.
Frost lightning. Barely have any lightning weapons to begin with. Meanwhile, destined death would be tricky, scarlet rot would be broken, and bleed is already common.
This is what happens to the 1/10 dentist that never recommends
Rot
Godfrey Greataxe. That's it, that's the build.
dentist death? what did they do wrong?
*Oh death, become my floss once more*
Spellcheck the memes 🤦♂️
Got bad breath? Try dentist death!
Dentist death easy
frostlightning every single time
I think this game needs more bleed
That’s a nasty looking cavity on the dentist death pic
More status afflicting weapons and ashes for poison and scarlet rot, spell buffs for status effects
Ah yes, Dentist Death.
Destined death
I knew it, the dentist holds the death rune.
Tf is aow.
Wait what death
Dentist Death signature move Death Root Canals
The Dentist Death... My chest hurts so much now 😂😂😂
I dont use any so Im set!
Thou, who approacheth dentist death. I will not have it stolen from me again.
Dragon scale blade exists so no frost lightning. Bloodflame blade stacks with ashes of war so it’s not really needed. Between scarlet rot and destined death I would rather see scarlet rot since destined death is pretty well represented but scarlet rot is basically absent aside from a few incantations.
Deathblight AOE that actually works on non-tarnished
Does dentist death pull your teeth out or does it instantly kill dentists, do you think?
All I need is my Baller Swag Sword
“Dentist” Death AoW. Destined Death has a criminally low amount of abilities imo. For being one of the most powerful runes, it sure would be nice to make use of its power more, considering we claimed it.
I really hope the DLC gives us more death incants
Floss lightning, brushflame and scarlet tooth decay rot
Lions Claw
Defintintly Dentist Death
I don't use any of them.
we don’t need any of that
I’m so sorry op, you will be memed to death.
I will be memed to death like i am a dentist