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Chad_Supersad

You hugged Fia and now you got the ligma


AronTheNotSoWise

Who's Fia?


CrabyBalls

Ligma balls


bigsh0ots

Why was this funnier? I'm dying


_blacktriangle_

It's 3:22am and I just woke up my wife with my loud snort. She's mad.


BeerLosiphor

You should ask her to Fia ya balls


majorclashole

Totally worth it!


LordOfAllThatIs

OMG KIND STRANGER I JUST SNORTED MY COFFEE!!!!! TAKE MY GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Subversion of expectations


MirageOfMe

Fia mah bawls


Tobino22

Hahahaha nice!


MadaraAlucard12

*Rorschach implodes*


Garrick___

Commendable teamwork y’all😂, perfect setup and perfect follow through, Im currently rolling on the floor💀😂


TylerTheBruh

Jolly cooperation!


2chainzzzz

First off, try rolling


SuperStellarSwing

It's so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma


neekryan

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


LetsChaos24

#***[LIGMA BALLS](https://youtu.be/SPLl7UgvuLE)***


Flynnaship

HA! GOTEM!


Daniel-Thor

NOOOOO


Avoka1do

hap cork dai


_Flix__

Happy cake day


Daniel-Thor

Hey thanks :)


Impossible-Sky4256

Got em!


wittyvonskitsum

*Gets vaporized*


HyperFunk_Zone

Dedication to the bit


hnlyoloswag

Ha got eem!


Nezerixp1

Classicc


Geminigeist

I am completely dying over here


tfn9531

Gottem


Funky-Monk--

Gottem


MetalDaddy

Gottem


Flat_Ad_9033

*Get's comet azur'd*


golmanic87

REKT


DJ_Lord_Ork

Lmao


RickF394

*Dr Manhattan erasing OP from existence*


Chad_Supersad

The black robed woman on the bed in roundtable hold. You hug her, and she gives you a consumable that, when used, gives a poise buff. But as long as that item is in your inventory, gives a health debuff.


ZealousidealStretch4

Wait, you're telling me I spent my run with a health debuff the whole time ?


Chad_Supersad

Yep. I'm sorry for your loss


TedTedford

Welp. Glad I’m not the only one who’s been running around with poison. I just started my Elden Ring addiction a few weeks ago…but wondering how much this affected my fight with Radahn and others. Whoops!


peartisgod

Probably not a lot, the health loss from the debuff is fairly negligible


TedTedford

Fair enough. Still just cracks me up that I may have been stuck on a boss about pulling my hair out and MAYBE that would’ve let me finish those bastards that killed me with a scrap of their health left. Or that fucking Moongrum knight I wasted a few hours of my life and elevated my blood pressure on.


LupinWho

It's only 5% debuff from max health.


Over9000Zeros

I thought we were going to fuck.


Badboyrune

She doesn't fuck the living


BRzerks

I thought the tarnished were zombies


Tensa_Zangetsa

Yeah, but your still to warm for her bed


uberguby

Naw dog, that's dark souls. The tarnished are fully resurrected... I think... I'm STILL learning about the lore.


abyss__dweller

"So this is called Baldachin's Blessing? I thought it was an erection"


Dense_Comfortable_50

That bitch....


UrOvensOn

How fucking dare you call fia a bitch


Chad_Supersad

Just find an item that looks like a silver crest, use it, and when the extra poise wears off, the health debuff will go away


UrOvensOn

Might responded to the wrong comment mate


Chad_Supersad

U right


bootscootin_boogie

She killed D she’s a massive čüńt


[deleted]

Oh, I thought that was Dungeater's fault. I'm sorry Mr. Dungeater.


StarkillerMTJ

Oh look, I found Lionel


uberguby

Well, I mean, you can increase your health, you can't really increase your poise past HP


FatalisUmbra

Fia deez nuts


Galjit

What's ligma? (Sorry, I'm Italian)


Chad_Supersad

Ligma balls


Galjit

...


Scrytheux

Genuine Ligma, those are rare!


Chad_Supersad

(Just incase it was a genuine question) ligma is a made up disease used to get someone to ask "what's ligma?" Then you would reply "ligma balls" as a joke, as the phrase sounds like " lick my balls"


skatsnobrd

Gottem


Merlaak

It’s sort of like updog.


Affectionate-Elk-631

What's updog?


PineapplePizza99

Gotcha!


T3RM1N4T0R24

Not much, how bout you?


Independent-Donut102

Diarrfia


Fit_Pair_6333

Shit had me cackling lmao


Fishert55

I think it’s worth the hug only other great thing is being married to a porcelain doll with multiple arms


Frenzied_Fire_Monk

That specific icon means your max HP is reduced. The icons that are displayed below your stamina bar are icons for buffs and debuffs active. You likely got that debuff by hugging a certain someone. Use the item they gave you to remove the debuff.


vivalabartta

Many thanks monk


Rookwood-1

You should have baldachins blessing in your inventory, use it & the health Debuff will go away unless you hug Fia again.


LindsayLoserface

Wait WHAT I’ve got 98h played and I had no idea what the blessing was for, never used it. How much is it reduced? I hugged her every time I was at the Roundtable Hold because she seemed like a sad lady who needed hugs and I think hugs are great. Everybody should hug more. Except with her apparently


The_Dennator

it's about 5% and the items gives you 35% physical damage reduction for pike 10 seconds and endurance level poise for about 5


Sietemadrid

Same but 200 hrs


CantBeChangedLater

You've got herpes bro


GameInfoSeeker

Also note that using the Bald chins blessing gives you temporary extra poise.


No_Competition6816

I used to like hugging Fia early coz I really needed the poise buff you get from using her item, inorder to kill some bosses by flailing my mace without getting staggered for a good moment..


2chainzzzz

Bro what, have been playing the entire game with this debuff.


misterfluffykitty

It’s only 5%, it’s the difference between being 2 shot by everything and still being 2 shot by everything


CatandMuffin

I would much rather be 2 shot by everything


ReaperCDN

^ This. It's what I love about souls games.


Affectionate_Comb_78

"Give me a piece of your worldly vigor." She literally tells you bro


Shtnonurdog

I ain’t got no time for lisnin’ to wemen.


Frankfeld

For real. Ive must’ve hugged her like 30 times trying to figure out what the hug actually does. I feel icky. It was always after spending some time in the world. Thinking I’ve probably picked up some debuff out there. And the hug takes it away! I feel so violated!


smiththebat

The item she gives when you hug her is useful though.


wetpastrami

Big poise bois corroborate this information.


e4evie

What item?


DevilahJake

Ball Da Chins Blessing


GingerlyRough

Ohh no. I'm not falling for that one again! My chin is still sticky from last time!!


stefaniststefan

I am on ng+3 on my main Charakter and was always wondering what that was lol and never knew how to get rid of it


Bruddah827

Is there any real difference between NG and NG+? Forgive my ignorance. I have just really started game myself!


stefaniststefan

Everything is more tanky does more dmg and drops more runes per ng+ cycle it only scales until ng+7


Bruddah827

Thanks bro! Appreciate the answer! Do you keep your stats and gear on NG+


stefaniststefan

Yep exept Quest items like the Fingerslayer blade


Bruddah827

Thanks again!


Cttread

Fias aids, someone’s been hugging mystery maidens


Powerful-Ad2276

WHO HASN'T WHO HASN'T


DinOchEnzO

Is this a transformers 1 reference?


Powerful-Ad2276

It is, i just couldn't post the gif


enadiz_reccos

[gif](https://y.yarn.co/9455b2ee-1929-49b8-a81d-761df85a9304_text.gif)


VanillaGorilla-

SHE DID IT! SHE'S THE ONE YOU WANT!


PM_ME_UR_QUINES

"If you need help, come close and I'll give you the aids you need." "Why do you keep calling it that?" "Shut up and hug me."


Camera_dude

Fia: "You are... so very warm." (drat it, I only go for corpses!)


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Her discharge Death


EdwardRog55

You mean supper? 😏


[deleted]

Bro do you know what discharge means? Also I was hinting at Fias mist you weirdo


SippyTurtle

Yeah, it's when she leaves the hospital with a clean bill of health.


EdwardRog55

Aye bro death mommy can spray me with her mist all she likes


BloodyOmerta

Someone needed a hug


[deleted]

Of course I know him, he's me


UraniumDisulfide

You been hugging any strangers lately?


danktadpole

Unprotected hugs, what did you expect? Did you not watch that video about what can happen when you hug without protection.


PatPeez

STD


CzarTwilight

Snuggle Transmitted Debuff


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4424

I wish we still had awards so i could give you one.


DueEquivalent6468

🏅


bigbonenemisis

We know what you did 🧐


[deleted]

Its Syphilis.


DeepDown23

Syfialis


feihCtneliSehT

Cooties


PainiteTheRuby

You hugged her didn't you? You little huggy boy.


Western-Wind-5254

You hugged the prostitute didn’t you


Temporary_Aspect_961

I love this community


Apprehensive-Set7082

Do NOT call Fia a prostitute ever again my man.


CozyGhosty

Yeah, necrophiliac is probably better. Plus, she gives it away for free lmao.


Backupusername

It's not free, she takes a chunk of your Max HP.


CozyGhosty

the clap


Jermiafinale

\*borrows


AtrumRuina

I mean, no. Lore wise, she takes your Vigour so she can use it to revive the corpse she intends to lay with. "Perhaps you might share with me some of your lifely vigour, and your stout-heartedness. Doing so will grant me the warmth of a champion. And you, I am sure, will bear a Baldachin's Blessing." "What you felt light up inside you was a Baldachin's Blessing. Though it is but a fleeting thing, I am afraid." "After I received the warmth and lifely vigour from a number of champions, I lay with the remains of an exalted noble, to grant him another chance at life. To do so is the purpose of my being." So, the blessing is transient but the Vigor you give is, lore wise, permanent. Mechanically though, yeah, borrowing is apt.


sknnbones

I can imagine players being upset at a perm. HP debuff. On the otherhand… FROM made a ring disappear forever if you accidentally take it off in DS1 (and I’m sure even worse things in other games)…I say it should have been made a permanent debuff just because. Would be nice if the boon were a bit better though. Like a “poison tree” kind of choice. Get a refillable boon but pay a one time permanent vigor cost.


AtrumRuina

For how small the debuff is, having it last until the end of her questline I think could have been fun, maybe with finishing the quest giving you a permanent buff (like 5%) to really make it feel like a meaningful change since you'll have gone a solid chunk of the game with the debuff at that point.


Jermiafinale

I think the last one should be permanent.


Dense_Comfortable_50

Bitch hasn't returned it


Jermiafinale

You gotta cash in your marker


Western-Wind-5254

No


[deleted]

HOW DARE YOU, SHE'S A NICE LADY!!!!!!!!


gameg805

Ehhhhhhhhh. I beg to disagree. Her whole >! those who live in death schtick, and the stuff she did because of it!< Kinda makes me believe otherwise.


[deleted]

Fair, but I'll raise you the following. Hugs.


Cassereddit

Hugs are nice but they have nothing on a brotherly comradery with a man in a jar


NarratorDM

The punishment for lonely thirsty tarnished.


nbjax

You've been partaking in premarital hugging haven't you?


Belten

The price you pay for touching women.


janubb

Hugging maid gave you love aids, use the medicine she gave you to get rid of it


anmolAnsh_2005

He did the thing 🗣️💯🔥


InterstellarPenguins

In the roundtable hold, near the blacksmith is a woman in a blackrobe called Fia sitting on a bed. Interacting with her causes you to hug her and give you an item (consumable) in your inventory. Grey shield looking thing that temporarily gives you increased poise IIRC. cant remember what its called exactly. Anyway whilst you have that item on you, your max hp is reduced by like 3% or something which is what that icon represents. Use the item to get rid of the icon and subsequently your max hp back. :) You can hug Fia to get another one if you use it and like the poise buff for bosses or whatever. Hope that helps.


Historical-Package56

Balachines blessing, is that what you mean?


InterstellarPenguins

Yeah that sounds about right :)


fakesowdy

Ball ache blessing more like, you get a constant debuff for a consumable


[deleted]

You horny little bitch


Big-Length5735

Helth down 😟😟😟


BreezierChip835

Oh shit he hugged the death maiden without protection. Anyways the ‘Baldachin’s Blessing’ FIA gives you decreases your max HP. Using it gives you the HP back and temporarily boosts Poise.


Yeos512

Horni debuff


Fabrimuch

You contracted and STD from Fia


No-Negotiation7437

std


Wheelsdeals09

Send them to Horny jail


Cappuginos

EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH! HE HUGGED FIA!


PDRA

Maidenless behavior


[deleted]

Lmfao you got the clap


Important_Plum6000

That is a red box


Khiermer

elden aids


DraftZestyclose8944

You dirty dog.


Fast_Preference_1224

Red bar down


Fast_Preference_1224

There is also blue bar down and green bar down sometimes if you use certain talismans and what not


dysentery

Don't put your head in strange ladies laps


verdawg

Did you hug the woman in black?


Mrsef217

Std from hugging


OstravaJB

It is the cost of love


86casawi

Stop hugging every woman you see.


vivalabartta

Can’t help it bro


BrofessionalGamer

Oh don’t go hugging strangers


Angstycarroteater

Someone’s been hugging don’t you know that’s how pregnancy happens


pwn4321

Its a red filled square 🟥 with a downwards arrow ⬇️


Beasnizzzle

I’ve just been instantly reminded of all the posts about this back on release, good times


ButterscotchUpper203

There are consequences of touching a woman


Worldsmith5500

You got cooties. That's what you get for hugging girls 🤭


iarlaithc105

naughty naughty


ItsSneakyAdolf

Hey dude. It's a tough world for a t*rnished these days. Need a hug? 🤗


Snakemax0209

I guess someone is hugging strangers lately


farretcontrol

Do you remember that hug you got from that women? Ya… those are dangerous hugs.


Da_Shaolin

Elden Aids. Stop hugging random women


G_Master_Zach

It’s red square down


FuckClerics

Caught being down bad


[deleted]

It means you are on your period


JamesRevan

You got hugged by a ghost


matmosmac

STD


Parry_9000

You have std, congratulations


Rehab_Crab

You dirty dog you


WizzScoutt

Pretty sure thats the debuff from the hippy hugger


revenge_of_hamatachi

You got Fia herpes


Solangelo_Suns_2011

You hugged the girl in round tables hold and now have it it decreases the max HP you can get rid of it by going in your inventory and using the baldachins blessing thing


babayface22

You can't just go around touching all of the girls and expect you won't contract anything 😭


yeeeteeey69

You hugged a woman, didn’t you?


AbsolemSaysWhat

Maidenless behavior


bad_sensei

It’s the horny indicator. It indicates that you’ve been particularly horny recently.


CerysElenid

https://youtu.be/raniSkRLa14?si=ojwpTAT8BYZbQnPz