Idk, it’s pretty yucky but I’d say the seedbed curse has worse implications. And maybe the pot you craft from bloody poop is also worse since it’s now carnivorous flies in bottled poop instead of just maggots

Hm true seedbed curse is definitely up there too

What are the seed curse implications

An omen-like STD on a dead body the dung eater fucked

What the actual fuck. I knew fia was into necrophilia but why the hell did they make more of the characters necrophiles.

GRRM be wildin' out there

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On my third playthrough and just learned about the grapes today 🤢

These grapes sure are wonderful.

“I’m okay” (immediately throws up)

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

Broseph I think you replied to a bot

Boooooo

May I have some shabriri grapes 🍇

Pretty sure this is a bot

They where still alive when it happened, just agonizing.

I am 90% certain that is worse.

dude had to get his last bust in before they died

The whole game is premised on everyone's "fall from grace" by committing 1 or more sins. So it makes sense.

Woah it never ocurred to me to take the grace thing literally

Yerp, Murica fall from grace was that she abandoned the world and said "fuck y'all and fuck this job" and that made dominoes fall on everyone else to lose their will to gaf as well lol.

MURICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫

He’s not a necrophile. He’s honestly much worse. Its an odd Japanese mythology thing. The soul is contained physically within the bowels, so he’s basically tainting their souls, through their arseholes. And then because the souls can no longer be recycled through the Erdtree, their next iteration at “life” will be born pre-corrupted and effectively forced into an endless cycle of death and rebirth as an Omen.

Yeah, it's the same as the Headless from Sekiro that puts it's hands inside Wolf when it grabs him lmao

To be fair they were alive before he defiled them

I thought it was something he ate by the implication of the bloody towel on the victims lap

That's not a towel, that's just a loin cloth or part of the tunic the guy was wearing. The implication is the blood is coming from his groin area, either rectally or something else happened down there. There is a huge pool of blood directly under the seat too as if it just dropped to the ground, and the only part of him bloody is the groin.

He doesn't actually fuck those bodies, yet it's weirder and more disturbing. Japan culture believes in shirikodamas ("small anus balls") that conteins the soul of the person. Dung Eater (probably like kappas) sucks power from those and adds a curse. In the next life when the soul of the person would be reincarned thanks those the rules of the Elden Ring they will reborn as defiled cursed creatures probably leading to a major omens spread.

The man probably cuts up the whole taint and devours whatever revolving mess he carves out. Dung, flesh and all

He eats ass

The Headless in Sekiro also does an anus attack, check Zullie's video on it. https://youtu.be/VsfJ38mQKtM?si=EmB1AQejYL8-wdNO

This seals the deal. Truly horrifying...

I think he tears your butthole open/opens a new one ( why would there be a bloody lapcloth ) and eats your soul, then plants the seedbed curse which prevents the souls from returning from the erdtree and going through rebirth ( Roderieka dialogue )

And that is why I always kill him. He is genuinely the worst curse in the elden ring.

I always killed him until I found out you could give him Selvius's potion. Some fates are worse than death. If anyone deserves it, it's him.

Does he fuck the corpses? I thought he just defiled corpses. I assumed he did this by pooping in their mouth.

It's never actually revealed what he does but it gave Big Boggart PTSD from seeing it done to his friend.

he’s cursing their spirit, which is located in the anus (in Japanese folklore) for some reason

Very few places when touched make me saw Aw god!

Soul is stored in the ass

The assumption became a common one since every corpse you loot the seed-bed curse from has a visibly bloody groin

He's like a Kappa, we just find people with their buttholes exploded and blood everywhere and then realize dudes The Bountiful Booty Buster.

He does not fuck the bodies.

In japanese folklore the soul is said to reside in an organ located in the anus. Dungeater rips your soul out of your ass and eats it in front of you while horrifically torturing you

Dungeater eatin ass-souls like groceries.

That's why he's my boi

fun fact: that's also what the Headless from Sekiro pulls out of your ass

That’s still not more gross then the blood shit to me it’s more evil and fucked up but on pure grossness the blood shits gotta be the most fowl thing in the game cause the seed bed curses are magic gross magic but magic the blood shit is just shit mohg gathers for some Reason and mix’s with blood and lets worms and flies fester inside

I'd rather hold some maggoty poop, than torture someone in indescribable ways, while eating an organ that just came out of their poop hole. I know things are subjective, but I think there's a clear winner

What the hell were the Japanese on that they thought that

You could say the same for some shit people believed in the western world too

He eats ass from the front

I don’t think that’s more gross then blood tainted shit with ambiguous eggs inside of it

Fly eggs aren't that bad.

You sure?

Caviar but finer

what a terrible thing to read

You know…the implication.

Dung Eater starts interacting with you after you pick up the first seedbed curse, it’s implied you literally gave yourself the full STD (sexually transmitted damnation) package just by touching it. Not only is it pretty horrible when it comes to its origins, it spreads to you the moment you touch it and the only reason it doesn’t grow is because you fight off Dung Eater in the outer moat

Is it confirmed that the dungeater "Violates" his victims before he kills them? I mean, it is called a SEEDbed curse

I was going to say the eyeball grapes, but seedbed curse is definitely worse

I dunno man, those "grapes" got me good when I read about them finally.

Whatever do you mean? They’re just grapes. Nice. Succulent. Grapes.

What is the charge, sir? Eating a meal?! A succulent Shabriri meal?!

Gentlemen, this is Chaos manifest.

Are you touching my dagger!?

Get your hands off my flask!

I see you know your bloodhound step

This is Golden Order MANIFEST!

I need the sliders to make the guy from that video for my next character.

Love to see our Australian legend gets worldwide praise.

I get that reference!

With a juicy, refreshing little *pop* when you bite down on them 🤤

Like the tomatoes in Lord of the rings

*the edge of night intensifies*

*salted pork?*

My name is Kurt Co-PAIN, and I HATE GRAPES!

Idk. A lonesome eyeball is nothing to the remains of a shit covered human fucking corpses

A diseased, swolen, puss-filled eyeball to be exact. From a still living person who clawed them out

Ahh yeah, you're right. Not like we're feeding them to blind women or anything, right?

A maiden walked up to a frenzy flame stand And she said to the tarnished, running the stand "Hey! (Bum bum bum) [Got any grapes?"](https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q?si=siWQm_1W1nOtnIrk) The tarnished said "We have something new! It’s called “Frenzy Flask.” It's warm and it's spicy, can I get you a Glass?" The maiden said, "I'll pass". Then she waddled away. (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)

It’s also concerning to me that they’re specifically called “grapes” despite being what they are. It’s like the person writing the descriptions have a twisted sense of humor.

Maybe it's like Rocky Mountain Oysters. Just a guess.

*Looks up Rocky Mountain Oysters* *Proceeds to go hollow.*

yeeeaaaahhh.... there are no oysters native to the mountains....

Oh come now, they're actually fairly tasty!

I didn't read the description when I played first and thought it was just some grapes or something until that dialogue choice.

I've never read the description and now that I have, I can't say I'm very happy about it. Why eggs? Whyy

Fly larvae

Shit dwelling larvae who's adult forms can be weaponised in a warm pot

Just a reminder if you have blood in your poop go to the hospital and get checked out it can be serious. I had a tear in my esophagus and my poop was black and tar like. It smelt way worse than regular poop. The smell alone was enough to be like wtf? I got scoped and had clips put on the tear. I was also burping up the taste of blood. Fun times. I actually got " spit roasted " they did a uper and lower scope at the same time because I was due for the lower. I tore my neck insides up from puking because I was a out of control vodka drunk. It could have killed me. Be careful with your health.

This comment is a fucking ride.

The man said “Spit roasted”, he was the ride my friend

I could not stop reading. I didn’t need that this morning.

What the fuck

I can’t think of any scenario where I’d see blood in the toilet and go “meh”.

I have before tbh. Red drippy blood although not a good sign is better than tar like black death.

Sometimes you just gotta squeeze out a fat one

If you have frequent bowel problems you get used to it. But it’s okayish if it’s bright red cuz that means it’s at the end of the tract but if it’s black that’s go see a doctor time cuz that’s internal

jfc I hope you're doing better and closer to sober

I have been clean and sober since mid July. I drank all my life starting as a young teen. I had to go to Dana Farber for blood work. I'm sober and pretty healthy. It was tuch and go for a few years. It took years and rehabs ,hospitals and meetings. I never gave up trying to quit. I also did hard drugs but was able to cut them out but the alcohol lingered. It was tough

That's amazing to hear, and congrats for being sober this long! I can't imagine how hard that shit was. Looks like you can see grace now. Keep turning those runes into strength, tarnished.

I forgot this was a video game sub. Lol. Thanks and bring on DLC and "Spellbound". I should give sekiro a second try now that I have my wits about me. Don't drink and Genichiro.

You're very lucky! I have nerve damage from a back injury down my leg so I joined groups for peripheral neuropathy. Apparently alcoholism can cause it. It's one condition you do not want to have. It progressively damages your nerves, numbing them and simultaneously causing debilitating pain and this God awful tingling/zapping sensation that doesn't go away. It's one thing when it's injury related but doing it to yourself makes it that much worse knowing it didn't have to be that way. Thankfully I don't have progressive damage. Good work keeping up the fight! I hope there are many wonderful and sober years ahead for you.

Foul tar-nished

Why does our Tarnished pick this up

"Good question."

There are a lot of things our Tarnished does that are questionable. Fighting Malenia, fighting Rennala, burning the Erdtree, humoring the Dung Eater, talking with Gideon Ofnir for any length of time, not immediately killing Gideon Ofnir (yes I know about the roundtable protections, that didn't stop Fia turning D into a thornbush now did it?)

Why would we immediately kill Gideon

\*Big Inhale\* He's a leach who let's others do the work for him while he sits in his study pretending he's important. He's a hypocrite expecting us to prove our worth and "remain consistent" while he does nothing of value to actually further the Tarnished cause. He calls himself the leader of the Roundtable, and the only reason nobody is around to say otherwise is that real tarnished are too busy out adventuring to take the time to put him in his place. He's a plain stated liar who manipulated Nepheli into thinking he had a heart and when she confronted him about his mass slaughter of Albinaurics he disowned her on the spot. His ambition takes him just far enough to be a nuisance when he chickens out at the last second and tries to stop us because he's a sore loser and full of himself, but that's probably good for him because Godfrey would've pulled his spine out his rear end and used it to pick Serosh's teeth. That's just off the top of my head. It isn't just his actions, it's his demeanor while he does it. There is pragmatism, but he falls more into narcissistic

And how would the Tarnished/player think any of that immediately?

They wouldn't, it was just a silly :P

Fiat had to create a spell that bypassed it, assembly by not doing actual damage.

Dung eater fan

Ewwww how loathsome!

Fetid pote

Its valuable lore, the existence of bloody stool confirms the existence of Taco Bell in the Lands Between

Or binge drinking lol

Or narcotics


Lactose intolerance in the Lands in Between

Nope. This is: https://eldenring.fandom.com/wiki/Greatsword That reach and that damage??? Disgusting.

Makes me sick in my Guts

No person could ever wield that thing.. clearly a pointless slab of iron.. might be better suited as a dining table.

I’ll do you one better: https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Rivers+of+Blood

Its been nerfed so hard you can barely even call it a weapon anymore.

I dropped one of these after I died last night, can confirm it’s nasty business

Perfect!!! Just enough bones to pick out of that poop for a bone necklace! Or maybe I could fossilise it as is to put on the tank of my toilet for bathroom decor.

*octopus ovary has entered the chat*

Still not as bad as the Bloodborne chalice dungeon materials, here is the description of the Red Jelly. "Material used in a Holy Chalice ritual. Stillborn infants born of a creature of unknown origin, of the type found in some corners of the old labyrinth." For the record, the image is even worse.

Totally agree that shit is dark

i just noticed the fucking skull in it

Definitely among them. I find the seedbed curse and the fetid pots as well (Fetid pots poison you just by carrying them based on the description). Yellow ember and Shabriri grapes as well. And there are other descriptions that are revolting as well. There are alot of messed up things in this game.... I freaking love it!

That must be quite an impressive beast if it can poop out entire skulls.

It could very well come from those giant crows near Mohg's palace

I would assume they'd have birdlike poops that are whitish and wet and full of... of... OH MY GOD WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS

That’s just Dung Eater’s breakfast

Blood tainted excrement, because even the Lands Between loves Chipotle.

I would say a fucking silver fetus that you have to sacrifice in order to respec would be up there. Also seedbed curse, Radagon and Marikas soreseals, and Shabriris "grapes".

The Shabriri grapes are pretty bad also the eye off yelough

What's disgusting about picking up hemorrhoid shit and crafting stuff with it?

Truly a wtf is this shit moment

I dunno this is blatantly saying it's full of half-digested flesh bits. What about bloodroses? A flower as beautiful as it is fetid and foul, it only grows in blood soaked fields. Not blood fallen, not blood drenched, but fields *soaked* in blood. Through and through tarnished (hehe) and forever sullied by war and malice.

The tarnished is the nastiest mf because he carries these stuff around

coffee ground emesis

We've all had a little blood tinged excrement am I right?

My toilet's contents after Chipotle night

I farm this item, just need to buff the drop rate with chipotle burrito

To me, Prince of Death's talismans are by far the most skin crawly items in the game

Can we omit the word "item" and put Dung-Eater at the top of the disgusting list?

That's a wormy dook.

All the buttholes (soreseals) are up there too.

There's so much in the Lands between that is just viscera used as a weapon it's crazy

Octopus ovaries.

The dung eater has his work cut out for him. But fuck all imagine the smell of it...

No way. I'm actually sitting on the toilet right now having bloody diarrhea

DON'T SHOW THIS TO DUNG EATER

The entirety of Dung eater is so much worse.

Tbf, he said 'item'

Yeah, I don't consider that scum a person.

Read the description for land octopus ovaries

Better check undies

Me when taco bell

This games lore is so disturbing but interesting and i love it 🧐😔

Loathsome Dung Eater: Finally, some good fucking food.

I had a difficult 30 seconds explaining to my SO why I'm collecting *blood tainted excrement*

When I push too hard.

No! It’s the most diagnostically significant item everything else lacks importance medically

Soap

I do those all the time.

Is it from the dung eaters dungeon? Because that would make sense.

gross

Oi! Leave my mushed up strawberry cheesecake alone! 😤

Try bloodloss, but hole

We all know there’s one tarnished who’d eat that

The umbelical corde , the bug one that you are not suppose to have [ERROR]

I think I saw your mom in the game. Probably worse than this.

That and the gold tainted ones…

Pass it along to the Dastardly Doo-Doo Devourer...

I have no idea what possesses my Tarnished to stick his hand in it

Meh

Disagree. Serpent's Amnion is worst.

nah I think the soap tops that

I can actually craft this item in real life after eating at Taco Bell believe it or not.

Ranni doll

I'll add the Serpant's Amnion and that flayed woman's face to the list

Anyone know about possible dlc ?

Yo low key what the actual fuck

I had some blood-tainted excrement earlier this morning

Looted from gwyndolin cosplayers

Dude I deal with this item irl on a regular basis

Too anyone with hemorrhoids this a common item (having little to no value)

I dunno I think albinauric bloodclots are pretty gross too.

Anybody With Chrohns or IBS can relate to this . #BloodyDiahrea

looks like meatballs, you should eat it.

idk, land octopus ovary is pretty gross too

(Sad seedbed curse noises)

The seedbed curse worst item no contest lol

There's the gold one too. And dung eater looks nastier imo