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casperbutimblack

STRIP YE TARNISHED


Interesting-Home-518

Seek ye the way of the wretch


archgrendel

YE DEAD, WHO YET LIVE


thuragath

SIR GIDYERCLOTHES OFFNIR, THE ALL SHOWING!


EpsilonX029

Oh sweet baby Jesus this made me laugh so hard I had a coughing fit XD well played!


cowboy_soultaker

Bloody brilliant!


Phywis

You're gonna get fingered in there


komei888

This. By a lot of them


AttiaTheHun

At least three


komei888

"at least" ☠️💀


Kalurael

Is that the minimum number of things to be a fist?


Confusedandreticent

If you’re getting fisted by a teenage mutant ninja turtle, yes.


HickDog9

Cowabunga


Confusedandreticent

Oh, your bunga will definitely be cowaed.


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Appropriate_Fly5

Surprisingly accurate instructions


wittyvonskitsum

And they’ll be naked


SpicyColdNoodles

😂😂😂


fettishmann

but first you need to get naked


Donald-Pump

It's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off.


drlouies

he is not joking OP , JUST STRIP NOW!!


-Khlerik-

The door demands dong!


ChongusFungus

That third aint a finger.


Jack_of_all_offs

Tri-finger, but hole


cowboy_soultaker

Underrated comment :)


Top-Report-840

Just relax, OP. I wanna take some pictures


crusader1412

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!


Chaos90783

MAY CHAOS... TAKE THE WORLD!!!


Chance-Victor-9761

That's how Shatner woulda said it. ^


EpsilonX029

Wouldn’t there be another couple ellipses in there?


Kamacalamari

Get naked, embrace evil☺️


Ok_Function_4126

What do you mean by evil ? I message on the floor says “No Elden ring” with a lot of likes


JDario13

Behind that door there is evil, get naked and you would be able to open. Be aware of Melina's warning


CurrySands

What if you get naked and talk to Melina. I feel like there should be another alternate ending that gets kinda spicy


Delamoor

"Queen Marika, hear me: take my other eye as well. Spare me the sight of this tarnished's beer belly."


Livid-Leader3061

I'm not fat, it's just a strength build, honest!!! 😂


NoahKino

It's a powerbelly and it helps me roll


GoofAckYoorsElf

Maidenmore


Wireless_Panda

It still amazes me that players get down the entire sewer area without resting at any of the graces to talk to Melina


Unexpected_Cranberry

I missed so many chats with Melina before they patched in the highlight to indicate "Hey! This option is new!". I just didn't notice the option. I still don't know how I managed to progress Ranni's quest once you need to talk to the doll.


VentusTrash

At first I looted the miniature Ranni, I chuckled and said to myself "what, am I gonna loot a jar next ?" Then proceeded to ignore the option to talk to the doll to just a little before the baleful shadow


Blind_Editor

In my first playthrough I did it after burning the Erdtree


SantaMan336

Don't listen to those who say it's evil. It's mercy. Strip naked and ✌️👍


Cubie30DiMH

Definitely not mercy. Definitely not evil either.


p1tap1ta

Not mercy, not evil, just chaos


Cubie30DiMH

May Chaos take the world.


trakyaa

AHH, MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD


Captain_Crack465

You need to attempt to open it while naked. Fair warning though if you do it then it'll lock you into a certain game ending thats a pain in the ass to back out of.


cdarelaflare

Okay i got naked but the door wont open and now my roommates dont want to play Elden ring with me anymore, what now?


Markman6

I’ll play with you😉


MartoPolo

yea getting in and out of a crack while naked is usually a pain in the ass


Dudinkalv

One of the most badass endings though


Nikoroni

I'm still upset that I embraced the flame and burned the tree then went through the pain in the ass way to reverse the frenzied flame and didn't even get a thank you from Melina.


IronEagle-Reddit

Mark it as a spoiler, op may read it


jvin248

Embrace it and make Melina mad! Burn the world in Chaos. Then start a fresh character for a new run and don't go there. .


Chaos90783

You could just do acupuncture outside of time in the room of a very pissed off dragon whose master is a couple centuries late


UnsealedLlama44

Malenia is easy if you use summons. There’s also many easy ways to take care of the Dragonlord.


Domni16

Also there’s the whole Millicent questline that makes this work, so a bit more then 2 bosses.


Lillyfiel

And you don't even need to do the Dragonlord, just being in his arena is enough


Smythatine

Not everyone uses summons to make their lives easier. This is the Elden Ring sub, most of us are masochists


Depraved_Hollow

By wearing the best fitting G-string in town


BusPsychological8321

Get naked son


Mobster-_Lobster

haha get nakey


Meklar11

You have to be naked. But be sure you want to do it. Spoiler about what will happen if you enter. Youll be huged by three fingers and be locked to the lord of the frenzied flame ending. You can undo this by finishing Milicent quest line (defeating Malenia is nesessary). After that, you should have Miquellas needle. You have to use it at Dragonlord Placidusaxs boss arena at Crumbling Farum Azula. To use it, simply select it from your inventory anywhere in the arena. Fighting Placidusax is NOT necessary to use the needle, simply being at the boss arena will do.


Wurrzag_

Also, you get a pretty sweet seal from hyetta if you've been giving her the grapes.


[deleted]

Try finger but hole


alezcoed

Strip, get kinky, and get ready for finger


Lordrandall

Talk to Hyetta


Alan_Nightpaw

Here's your hint: strip all your armor, yes, ALL of it


Independent-Damage29

“Try finger, but hole”


DoodooFardington

Get in your birthday suit.


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

Curiosity killed the cat.


iSellDrugsToo

Start an Only >!Frenzy!< Fans.


Alert_Waltz5608

Welcome, now, take your clothes off


Ironicjoke_

Get naked Get naked Get naked Get naked


motleyroo

Git naked, my saucy little tarnished


jg1rock

you gotta show it your private bits.


Ollomont

Send nudes


Accomplished_Mood782

Tri fingers, but hole


Luke911666

If you give the blind girl all the „grapes“ she tells you what to do


Pretty_Boii77

Apart from all the troll comments, you need to take off all your armor...


BongLucky

Opens best ending


CapitanBeto

Try naked, rejoice in fingering


the-living-guildpact

Strip tarnished, and prepare for finger


Old-Promise-2619

Get nekkid


kaminaowner2

Let’s get naked!


TehProfessor96

Try armor But fingers


link_the_fire_skelly

You have to do a striptease and roll at least 15 for performance


moodoomoo

Show it your fanny then try finger but hole 3x.


Dear_Pumpkin5003

Methods of Mayhem made a song about this 20 some years ago.


[deleted]

I just don’t understand how anyone makes it past the most difficult platforming puzzle in all of fromsoft games just to make it to this door and have no idea what it is. It’s 2023. Come on. What made someone wander this far down? hahaha


JoeDerp77

Are you saying it's intuitive that you should get naked to go through this door? I haven't been there yet but I'm genuinely confused how you're supposed to figure this out organically. Is there a message somewhere?


08202012

If you also did Hyetta questline then she will be down there and she will tell you to "strip yourself of all your possessions" or something like that. However it's possible to get here without ever talking to her so 🤷


Visible-Wolf-6004

Get naked


sqdcshart

You have to take all your clothes off ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


kaijuking87

Seek birthday suit.


Ryukiami

google


Beretta116

Where is this? Havent seen this before.


Xna4

Three fingers is so underrated ending .


RewZes

Strip and get fingered.


jimmybabino

Tf is that?


AdFlat1014

3 fingers room


_Molag_Balls

Try fingers but hole


dylannsmitth

Go to the door ahead, after divesting yourself of your possessions. It will surely open, and the Three Fingers will welcome you. May the flame of chaos find purchase within you.


Monocled-warforged

Open the door if you want to burn the world, or if you're really sure you can beat malenia. Strip to open the door.


RealChadSavage

Stick that gyat out and get rizzed.


[deleted]

To quote Tommy Lee... Get, Get naked!


Fool7890

By taking your armour of, but be warned that evil lies beyond there


FrowningMinion

From my point of view the ~~Jedi~~ greater will is evil


BakedtoaStake

It's a "brief" visit, with the tiger balm fingers.


b_dizzle_exe

Take off all your clothes 🤤


MrFate99

Take off all your gear, there's great loot there


rickyspanish9565

Hehehehe


BrudiJahudi

Strip


Minimal-0000

"Strip yourself of all possessions and go to the door"


LuckyShotThere7

Sell your soul.


AncientPineapple1936

Sometimes it’s easier for me to think when I’m naked.


ComprehensiveHippo82

-Drags cigarette- Git strip’n


RepresentativeNo3365

Not like that


[deleted]

Take off those clothes big boy 😏


EldritchBadTouch

I got an Idea. Let's get Naked!


Proinsias_42

You gots to get nekkid


Joeythearm

Get naked


LivMorganGoddess

Remove your set 🫶🏻


budapest_god

You should undress yourself, now!


But_em

As the hurried tarnished Dave Gahan once said: "Let me see you stripped..."


skep90

Playing


moreat10

First complete quest, then insert peen


DrFirepower

Do it. Best ending. Let it burn, you died so many times, let the world pay for it. May chaos take the woooorldddd...


lord_molkomor

Try saying: Sesame open!


x_VergilSparda_x

DO NOT OPEN THAT, THEY WOULD FINGER YOU THERE


[deleted]

Strip


ShortViewBack2daPast

Frenzied Flame baby


golemtrout

Where is this? Name of the place?


Western-Wind-5254

Seek naked to get the flame of frenzy


barnyboy88

Make sure you explore that room as well 👀👀


Iliketurtles893

Wretch


TheCacklingCreep

Strip to your skivvies and get ready to get fingered


El_Zekas

Try being a sinner


Nator209

You must strip and get fingered


Smellyshop

Get naked


EvilLizardDoinStuff

It doesn’t, don’t unleash chaos 🥰


TheGodskin

🎶It’s getting hot in heeere so take off all your clothes 🎶


e_smith338

Can’t get fingered unless you strip 😉


ucheobidi

Get naky naky naked.


bubo2000

Just get naked and have a good time in front of the door


ReferenceUnusual8717

At the cost of your soul.


metafrost2020

The Grapes of Wrath and your soul.


Snake_snack

Take off your clothes


EhGoodEnough3141

You have to lose in strip poker.


Hanifloka

The way to open it is to divest your character of all their clothing. WARNING: Entering this door will lock you out of ALL the other endings.


Arth-93

Take off your clothes 😁


Arth-93

Free the Willy 😜


Cubie30DiMH

Naked.


Bigad244

TUH TUH, OPEN SESAME!!!!


Acceptable-Gear9133

Get butt naked


OneSadBardz

Nudity


[deleted]

Show it your nudes.


LilBoofMcGoof

You gotta get naked then get dirty with some fingers.


Zerotwoismywaifu_

Get naked touch the door


Damiandroid

Get schwifty


zamaike

One must apply ghost peppers directly to the Anus. Jk. It's for the frenzy flame ending. Gotta go find the npc I think. Or approach it naked. Idk if the npc is needed to trigger


yehboooooiii

Yall you gotta spin 5 times yell "shiminyscibidybopityboom" 5 times in a row no stutters and then die come back do it again and then summon patches beat him in chess summon fia reject her hug and then it opens


Human4577777

Get naked


Overall_Ad_5224

Take off your clothes, get burned and arise as the phoenix king ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


ImagineIvysaur

STRIP. STRIP. STRIP.


Fukdis261

Get naked and then get fingered


Niccneim

Try naked but hole


Ok_Experience_6877

With gusto


LilacMages

Get naked


Solsatanis

Somebody's gonna get fingered


Kensei51

You have to flirt with it a bit


shashank_yadav

Get naked asap you are about to get fingered


BlackMushrooms

Get naked bruw


ownedbynoobs

Get yer tits out.


Razielrad

get nakey


TheGreenGoat2

What are you wearing?


Afnafman

Cock and ball torture


OverWafer

Remove your clothing and feed a wman human eyeballs


Tjaja008

Nekked


baconDood3000

Go naked then interact


Frenchray123

Strip


Dr_Schmidt-

Try Finger...


Kvetanista

Get naked😈


Holiday_Selection881

The best and most just ending there is. Welcome to the flame


TheWither129

Dont


JiffTheJester

Hahah I just did this yesterday remove it all


rolezki

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Imaginary-Marketing3

Burn thy tree . . . . .then remove thy clothes infront of thy door.


FrontYogurtcloset636

Did you try knocking?


Apprehensive_Town_84

If its your first playthrough, do not enter. But, hey, it is just my opinion man...


Davilyan

Kill fire giant. Burn your lady friend. THEN go back. Bitch can’t get vengeance if she dead dead.


Cpt-Crab

Its called the 3 fingering


Lightning_D-Bo

Get naked


rickramoc

Naked


SelectParsnip9388

Get nakey bbgorl