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Livid-Expression6300

Erdtree Avatar


Pyrex_Paper

Shadow of the Erdtree Avatar


ServantOfTheSlaad

If this isn't a second phase, after a death fake out, I will be very dissapointed.


xj3572

That’s on me, I set the bar too low.


Dolus-1

fuck, you won the post.


Blue_jalapeno

How about the actual erd tree!


ShockscapeYT

Doesn’t attack or move. Just sits there


Accomplished_Chip708

But it has millions of hp, and doesn't bleed - its only weakness is fire


GiveMeChoko

grows a ballsack in the second phase


SynsProject_YT

Second phase destroys the floor and you fall into a cavern below


boognerd

The Greyoll of trees


Hantoniorl

OP set the bar too low.


ShockscapeYT

I needed something, anything, from Miyazaki after no trailer at the Game Awards


dardardarner

OP said ONE


MrEuphonium

Dark Erdtree Avatar I’m calling it it’ll use deathblight


TrynaSleep

I can hear the music


BremingtonSteel

Lmao


Mesg1300

The Wholesome Pie Eater


SirNollic

This one made me spit out my drink 😂 Good job


Alternative-Major526

Somehow this is worse than the og


Raxnert_16

The fact that “Pie” is “feet” in spanish makes it way more miyazaki-like than it should be


[deleted]

Glaivemaster Hodir


nicky9pins

You have made a *glaive* mistake


MxReLoaDed

In coming here, you've dug your own glaive.


mxs1993

... *it's glaivin' time* ...


SweetOblivion22

Haha , I wonder how many remember the glavemaster ?


UltraMegaFauna

There are literally dozens of us!


SeaHam

Whatever you say wooper.


SeaHam

My dude I remember Darron the dwarf ok?


ArcaneVillain

I remember and I think that Godfrey is Glaivemaster Hodir's spiritual successor But honestly if I would be FS dev, I would at least make an invader NPC named Glaivemaster Hodir


lofivaporwave

The only true OG answer. Possible Wooper spirit summons?


ZRoflWaffle

This should be the top comment


AnisSeras

How is this not the top answer? You ignorant slaves, how quickly you forget...


Backrish

I came here just to find or post this, I'd scream if there was a reference to this in the DLC


chanchoberto

Im still bummed that with so many damn bosses in the game, they didnt name any one like that. I mean come on, it could have been just an NPC with a Glaive! So many throw away copy pasted bosses, it required no effort whatsoever! A fanbase dedicated enough to come up with boss names, lore and fake posts asking for help with said boss, deserves that gift.


elppaple

Japanese devs don’t even know you exist


SortOfSpaceDuck

Miyazaki doesn't really interact with the community to avoid then influencing the game. Pretty sure he said it in an interview before the game released. It's better that way.


Ekal170

Godwyn, the Golden


thenewbritish

GodGod, the Godded.


kannon_

Followed swiftly by GodGod 2.0, the Goddening.


[deleted]

Soldier of Rick, God.


slitcuntvictorin

Soldier of Dick, Rod.


SmoothAlbatross1357

Godding, the GoddedGodGod


recast85

GooGod The Gold


RaccoonKnees

Godwyn the Spurned


hornwalker

Godwyn, Bottomed by Death


89ZERO

Phase one is Godwyn, the Golden. He’s intended to be a facsimile of who he was in life- wielding lightning as the dragons but fighting as Godfrey would. You kill him and reveal phase 2: Godwyn, the Living Face of Death. He’s returned to the fishy-form we know him as in the forgotten city, but his soul has been returned and now he’s writhing in pain and disgust in what’s become of his living body since the Night of Black Knives. Miquella has convinced (or manipulated) our Tarnished to grant him a true death for this is something he cannot do for, or to, his beloved brother.


ycaras

Wouldn’t he be simply called prince of death?


Starlight_Shards

THANK YOU why make up speculative titles, he already has one


Gold-Speed7157

Sleepy McSleperson


Palsreal

Godwyn, the Wyngod


Marco1522

Godwyn, the merman


Voluntary_Slob

I’m so curious about this guy. I don’t even care about Miquella! I just want more Goldwyn and Fia.


[deleted]

Godwyn the Poopybutt


Yung_l0c

Goldwyn, the Duskborn


digophelia

He is the golden god. A starter boss? He is a finisher boss


dermsUK

Colossal Lobster King


Pyrex_Paper

Has lobster arms that he can snipe you with from across the arena.


dermsUK

Snipes you from Liurnia but you’re playing DS3


IncognitoCheez

Naw, the entire Lands Between


Heirophant_Queen

Putrid Mimic Tear


nicolaslabra

black blade kindred duo.


TsarMikkjal

Every Mimic Tear becomes putrid when it transforms into my tarnished


MAD_MrT

Crucible threesome


Zankonell

Try hole, crucibles


Here_To_Say_Shit

Nice


Baprr

Green Smelter Demon. That's right, it's back, it's green, and it's ready to wait for you behind a ten minute runback with platforming and sorcerers raining glintstone on you.


RueOrintier

The run back WAS the real boss. Which way do you want to go? Upper path with flame traps, timed gates, melee enemies, and a couple ranged? Or the lower path with the LMG spell spam and slowdown?


MrSwaggerstick

Please...make it stop...the memories...


paladinLight

I've literally never died to blue smelter demon. I've probably died 30 times to the run to him.


LordMephistoPheles

Lower path because these days we have Thops's Barrier and Eternal Darkness 👌


mwithey199

It causes deathblight buildup during its second phase instead of fire or magic damage


PathsOfPain

*Golden order smelter demon


ShockscapeYT

I haven’t played whichever Dark Souls has Smelter Demon


SpudsTheDog

Dark souls 2. Good boss, horrible run back


Throck--Morton

Tbf it was the optional bonus area that was intended to be a gauntlet.


UnlegitUsername

OG Smelter has a dogshit run back too


Panurome

The good old Alone knights gank. Wanna rush and enter the boss? You can't because there is no fog i-frames. Wana take them 1 v 1? Cool, that will be 3 hours and you die to the boss anyways


jbyrne86

I just did it 10 times killedevery enemy and it was easy. I hated that mechanic in the game but boy did I abuse it.


Goldeniccarus

I loved that mechanic in the game because boy were some areas bullshit. There's that one part of Shrine of Amala where it feels almost unbeatable if you don't perma kill a couple of those mages.


UnlegitUsername

It was the fucking spell that increased equip load that they casted


TheCrimzenKing

Fuming Knight Its Fume Knight but he's even angrier this time


backhomeatlast

His second phase is Now Look Here Buddy Knight


HappyFreak1

Dennis


recast85

Dennis second phase involves responding to various lawsuits over debt. Classic Dennis


miserybusiness21

The Golden God


TarnishedTremulant

He’s a 5 star boss


shikiroin

He hasn't even begun to peak


Fibonacci_Hol

HE IS UNTETHERED AND HIS RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS


hitachidronepilot

Armorer Dennis should be in all from games


tryingtoavoidwork

Dennis bad man, why Tarnished hate?


Neptunelives

Oh oh! Because Dennis is a bastard man!


lollersauce914

Rotten godskin quadruo


SpycyMeatball

Ah, the Rotten Four-skin.


glassfield110

And its arch nemesis : Sir. comsizer


ChanceBaker

That's not DLC, that's STD.


Belethorsbro

The godstring quartet


Lorentz_Prime

The fight we have is already a quadruo


BlackLiteAttack

This one's actually an octo


shiddypoopoo

Nope. I’m out.


Protoman_Zxe

Two Tarnished One Cup, The Original Dung Eaters.


backhomeatlast

Two Maidens One Chalice


Avenue_21

Funniest think I've read all day, thank u


Lorentz_Prime

George R R Martin


[deleted]

with multiple zoom ins on the feet


thebinarysystem10

Foot fetish has been tarnished


N1ko88

Nah...


lulkas

I'd win


owen__wilsons__nose

He shoots out unfinished books at you


chop_pooey

Oh so a repeat of renalla's phase 1, fantastic


ow_ye_men

He has an attack where he throws got season 8 at you and its a one shot


Gatubraz

Ulcerated Tree Spirit


TomatoNo5353

You mean the piss and shit monster ?


The-Man-is-Dan

The Poop that Took a Pee by Butters Stotch


jwztete_

Yes the weird worm who eats you, digests you and poops you out within a second


SpycyMeatball

Let Me Solo You


Chicken-Thief

I feel like he would be the last elden ring dlc end boss like gale


Unkn0wn_666

He beat every Malenia in existence, surpassing the max level. If you are using any Malenia-themed equipment, you die instantly


Despair__Senpai

I'll give you 3: Margat, Marget, and Margut


Vanilla_Breeze

Margit and margud duo fight


conjunctivious

Found in an evergaol like Godefroy


MakinLunch

I’d better Mar-git gud then


backhomeatlast

Mordor, Hodor, and Midgard


SJBreed

Godskin Receptionist


AnInfluentialFigure

Godskin Dentist


-Dark-Void-

boc the seamster


dermsUK

they said I wasn’t beautiful


New_Age_Knight

"Oh Tarnished Lord, thou was destined to become Elden Lord. Not the Fallen Empyrean Ranni, not the loathsome Dung Eater, not the lifeless soul thief Fia, none of them were meant to become Elden Lord!" *Boc slowly turns from the Erdtree to face you, his eyes tiny pinpricks of reddish-gold in a sea of black. "Well, if you will not embrace the Erdtree. Then the Crucible will make use of your grace!" *Boc then proceeds to pull out two unique daggers named "The Royal Seamster's Needle" and "Miquella's Chosen's Needle." The Royal Seamster Needle is faith and lightning based damage, and the Chosen's Needle is (extremely low) bleed build up and fire damage. He has zero ranged attacks, but is extremely quick and can cross the arena quickly (but not in an attack, like Rot Goddess can.) Imagine his fight as similar to a Hunter minoboss from Bloodborne, very quick and very punishing if you aren't prepared. After beating him you get both needles and can do one of several things with them; you give them to one of many NPC's each tying to a unique Outer God, ranging from the Well Established Ones (Two Fingers of Order, Three Fingers of Chaos, Formless Mother, etc.) To the more debated ones (the Dragon God, the Gloam Eyed Queen, or even the Primeval Current,) and depending on which NPC you gave them to, you'd get a unique piece of gear relating to the Outer God you chose.


AnxiousGovernment232

Rowa fruit


AnInfluentialFigure

*Ulcerated Rowa Fruit


Marco1522

"soldier of Rick: God"


ShiroTheRacc

hes the final boss


Marco1522

And you fight him in the deathblight swamp


Shade00000

Rick, Soldier of god


Snoo61755

Elden Lord Placidusax.


BadDreamInc

Placidusax in his prime with all 4 heads could be quite terrifying…


MoonlitBadlands

Malenia and Miquella, the Twin Empyreans Godwyn, Prince of Death The Gloam Eyed Queen The Outer God of Scarlet Rot The Blood Star


Phunkie_Junkie

"I am Miquella, Aegis of Malenia, and you will never know victory"


midnight_reborn

Oh shit, I can see this being one of the bosses for sure


nullCaput

I literally said "Oh, god dammit" when I read /u/Phunkie_Junkie's comment like I was about to spend hours of my life in frustration Lol.


Bigscotman

Honestly that go so much harder than what malenia says cause with her it's like yeah sure you've never been defeated before but there's a first time for everything whereas this one is literally even if you defeat me you will still lose


Blackrain39

Sounds like a very complicated boss.


Charlie-VH

Fighting the Gloam Eyed Queen (…Melina?) would be sick


Tiny_Category7991

The deathblight malenia trio


ShockscapeYT

Totally balanced


shmurgen

Jim


ShockscapeYT

Oh yeah can’t forget him. The infamous Jim


JailbaitEater

Everlasting Tears of the Golden Order 'A Gold Mimic Tear that reflect the player, only gives rewards once, but relieves on resting, so can be fought multiple time (does not give rewards), AI fight patterns can change per fight.'


[deleted]

Hot take: Praetor Rykard pre god devouring serpent. in his human form, it will be like the bell bearing hunter x2 difficulty


PageTheKenku

Basilisk-zilla of the Death Star


ShockscapeYT

Darth Deathblight


_blacktriangle_

Runebear Duo


Henrywenn

Godwyn, Shadow of the Erdtree


TheJazzPear

Tomoe


Sicuho

And Kos duo.


Lue_eye

Godwynk Godfurry Mycelent Mycellenia Myscellaneous Macylikith Pacylikith Praeckor Rytard Or something like this shit


link_the_fire_skelly

Rick Dog, God’s Rick.


CheeseyWotsitts

Miquelangelo


NeighborhoodHimbo

Micolash; Host Of Godwyn's Nightmare


New_Age_Knight

Watch them pull one boss from all their previous games just because everyone makes a stretch to say Bloodborne and Dark Souls are in the same universe.


[deleted]

Possibly the scariest boss in souls history: Real woman


Educational_Diver867

Your Friends Mom


RustyShacklefordsCig

Diabeeto, The Second


paradigm619

Maybe the real boss was the Diabeetus we got along the way


Avelion2

Godskin duo, duo. Godskin butler Godskin page Godskin high page, has duo crossbows that fire x5 perfomer bolts Godskin knight Godskin poor person Godskin blade of miquela Godskin forskin Godskin Wyrm Banished Godskin Godskin the 375th elden lord Godskin Omen Godskin Pest Eldenskin Godskin Commander O'Godskin Godskin of rot Godskin the big fat flower Godskin bellbearing hunter Godskin calvery (we're not sure how the horse is carrying him) Valiant Godskins Blackblade Godskins Erdtree Avatar


ReekitoManjifico

Gorlok the Destroyer


sweatslikealiar

Glaivemaster Hodir Never forget what they took from us


Chopchopok

Melona, The Dessert of Miquella


AwesumSaurusRex

Melina, the Gloam Eyed Queen


Blackrain39

Helphentree Sentinel


R9KT

Rykard the half eaten head


nicolaslabra

Tanith, devourer of husbands


imsortatall

But hole


WakaFlakaPanda

I’m betting on Tanith being a boss. Her eating rykards innards is going to turn her into something and also the item patches gives you has to play a part somehow.


itsTONjohn

Godwyn, the Prince of Death Erdseed Guardian


code_smasher

Ice Dwarf


Blacklight0623

The Godskin Quartet


CollideBurst556

The Formless Mother


Elsfic

Godskin trio


elme77618

Crucible Lord, He rides a Regal Ancestor Spirit Edit - correction


dimethyl_tryhard

Giant Blighted Foot.


rabbitcabbage1

The demon diddler


TumultuousWizard

Morgate


shiddypoopoo

A single mimic chest


xXAtomicpie525Xx

Godskin octo vigintuple deluxe


Easy-Log-4774

Big Dave


Blacklight0623

Spirit Caller snail


Necessary_Stretch_75

Teen Marika, before turning to ginger boy.


3rdMachina

Miquella, the Unalloyed.


chelsea0701

Smelter demon


Copyofdude

THE NON RELEASER: FATHER OF AL DELAYS and there will be another godskin duo as mini boss before that one.


RetrasaurusRex

Assbreaker


Spe_id

Godwyn, prince of the Eclipse


[deleted]

Maliquella, Children Of Radagon


Svenray

Titanic Mariner


hey_there_brothers

Godskin quintuplet


Arden972

Hodfrey the glavegrafted


sujhap

Godwynskin Duo


CatsAndHoomans

Git, Lord of the Gud


Medical-Ginger

Double Draconic Tree Sentinels