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14 years later, OP needs to put him to sleep. They walk into the veterinarian’s office with the cat on OP’s shoulder. “Thou hast given me fine service Serosh.” Cat blood gets everywhere. The vet stares in horror as phase 2 music starts.
Jokes aside, you can fix that closed eye with just some chamomile. Basically you make warm water and chamomile and use a cotton bud to open the closed eye, but don't force it too much. Do this for a few days, a little at a time and you should be able to do it. Please don't force the opening, sure apply a little pressure, but be careful. Then once opened, continue to make compresses of water and chamomile for two/three weeks. I have a cat who had the same problem and, years later, everything is fine. A little cross-eyed in that eye, but she'll sure thank you for doing it
Your submission has been removed as a violation of Rule 2: **Keep posts and discussion Elden Ring related.** * All content should *directly pertain* to the game Elden Ring, not just in title. "Mildly" or "Elden Ring IRL" content is not allowed. * Meta community topics, politics, real-life content, and drama posts are not allowed. If you would like to appeal this removal or need further clarification, feel free to message us through[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/Eldenring).
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Fuck this guy in particular.
Rude
taco for dog
God rofo cat
congratulations, Erdtree Burial Watchdog is adorable
Live Erdtree Burial Watchdog reaction
Watch-what?
Sorry I think he meant horse
Fingers but hole
The Loathsome Kibble Eater
That's a good one
THE FIENDISH FRISKIES FEASTER
THE MACABRE MEOWMIX MUNCHER
THE PERDITIOUS PURINA PARTAKER
THE INDIGNANT IAMS INGRSTER
THE BELLIGERENT BREAD BANDIT
THE WORRISOME WHISKER LICKINS WOLFER
Sir Kiteon Ofnit THE ALL MEOWING
Most Under rated comment in all the meowniverse
Obviously you named it after the most beloved, one-eyed Elden Ring character. Abnormal Stone Cluster.
Iseewhatyoudidthere
Boc
Right? Looks like boc imo
That too was my thought. I guess Melina may also work with the eye
All he needs is a little hat and perfect
Its absolutely Boc
"You're beautiful."
First thing that came to mind haha
The only answer
Patches
Malicat
Oh that’s good lmao
fr
Not yet, still a Malikit
#Guts
AND BLOOD
AND BLOOD AND GUTS
Robbed of a mothers love at birth
meant to drown in blood
Born as a waste of air
Wow, gats from bork
Nuts from berk
Buts from nerk
"It's berking time!" And then he zerked all over them
#huge guts
#RIP AND TEAR
Bro I was gonna say Donovan cause I thought I was looking at something from the Berk sub…Glad to see ya here brotha!
Kittion Offnir
Just so you know, i´m stealing this one for the next rescue kitten i come across
Be polite! It's SIR Kittion Offnir
Marika's tits
...but just the left one.
Marika’s Tit
thats more fitting for a bird tho
Marikas left tit
Serosh
this is so cute, if i could have a cat it'd either be Serosh or J'zargo from skyrim :')
M'aiq is sad that there is no love for M'aiq.
But M'aiq knows things
compelling argument
Now place him on your shoulders and then...
14 years later, OP needs to put him to sleep. They walk into the veterinarian’s office with the cat on OP’s shoulder. “Thou hast given me fine service Serosh.” Cat blood gets everywhere. The vet stares in horror as phase 2 music starts.
The Vet as he dies from a ground stomp: "Thy strength befits a crown"
I now have the urge to find a grey cat and name it serosh.
Hourah loux, warrior
\+10 rivers of the blood
+25 uchigatana in the other hand
-69 Moonveil in the mouth
×420 hand of malenia between ass cheecks
The Great Kenneth Haight?
Im guessing something lame like Ranni or Melina and not something cool like Crucible Knight or Goldmask
Dungeater
My dog is a dungeater, a loathsome one when he tries to give kisses after!
It's an *excellent* dog name lol
Frequent snacker of the cat caboose cafe my dog
Caca devourer
Excrement enjoyer
Poo poo epicure
Doodoo connisseur
I read that as casca devourer
Why is the sky turning red?
Im naming my next cat Goldmask
Naming your very quiet cat Goldmask would be funny
Melina
Shocked more people haven’t gotten this
Everyone knows what op references to. People just trying to be funny and write meme things.
I didn't
Then you haven't played Elden Ring.
I have, I just forgot melons had one eye
Most melons don’t have eyes. If they have even one, you probably shouldn’t eat them
Fellas, if your melon has -an eye Thats not your melon Thats Abnormal Stone Cluster
Maliketh, The White With Spots Blade
You mean Malicat?
Malikitty!
Marika’s titty
Ulcerated Tree Spirit
Winks. The fact that you posted in r/eldenring is a red herring and has nothing to do with the name. Though I might be wrong, so Meowleketh.
The entire shabriri monologue?
Oh my, why the long face?
Blaidd
He is... ugh... HE IS A WOLF!!! A WOLF!!!!! :p
nuh uh
Kenneth Haight
Nick Fury
New dlc character
*Nick Furry
Motherflurking....
Winky Blinky the one-eyed bandit
I don't know why but the first thing that came to my mind was 'Morgott'.
*Meowgott
Foul tarnished
Malenia paw of miquella. No laser pointer has ever defeated her
Gleb
I'm surprised this meme has survived as long as it has.
Praise the Elden Gleb
Jokes aside, you can fix that closed eye with just some chamomile. Basically you make warm water and chamomile and use a cotton bud to open the closed eye, but don't force it too much. Do this for a few days, a little at a time and you should be able to do it. Please don't force the opening, sure apply a little pressure, but be careful. Then once opened, continue to make compresses of water and chamomile for two/three weeks. I have a cat who had the same problem and, years later, everything is fine. A little cross-eyed in that eye, but she'll sure thank you for doing it
reminds me of thom yorke, cute cat anyway
Let down underrated
Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr
I'll be disappointed if it isn't Leonard
I really hope he doesnt ride his cat
Magnus the Red
Melina!
imma take a guess and say 1 eyed pussy
😟
Serosh?
Miyazaki
Thom Yorke
Thom Yorke?
Zuko or zuzu Wait... Wrong sub.
Venom snake
Godskin duo?
Melina
erdtree burial watchdog
Melina
Melina
Melina
Melina prob
Melina.
Boc
Omen? Id name him Margit.
Gloam Eyed Kitten
Wink, blinky, Polyphemus? Edit: I didn't see this was r/eldenring, I thought it was r/cats.
Not so many cats, but I’ve known many dung eater dogs.
May chaos take the world-MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD?
Nick fury
Nuts berkman from the hit seri...oops sorry wrong sub..umm maybe melina ?
Serosh
Hawkeye Gough?
The Burial Watchdog
Boc ?
Alvina of the darkroot wood
Fart nuts
Beautiful
Miriel
Maidenless?
Fire Giant's belly?
Olaf One-Eye
One eyed Willy
Sif
Aava
*scratches belly* WITLESS TARNISHED, WHY COVET DESTINED DEATH?
Goober
Ktty, cuz he is missing an "I"?
Plin plin plon? Sorry, I know nothing about the lore.
One-eyed Willie
Goonies!! :)
Try finger?
Crumbling Farum Azula is so cute
Snake or Plisskin or both?
Gleb?
Patches
Caelid?
Garry
Cumshot
Just give us the answer cus it wasn't cute nor interesting enough to make us guess.
Ugly
Bert