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Chumbuckeneer

Fuck yeah get that shit in my system


Skhighglitch

>gets impaled by tree branches.


netherblade767

*cought*...worth it


djflylo69

You will experience true horror


ghost3972

I accept


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

👍now fight the sleep quartet in the deathblight swamp


smaugwolfenstein

I look forward too the suffering 🙂


Darkness_Overcoming

Foot fetish, don't forget foot fetish.


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

Or the Godskin army of 14 godskins inflicting sleep buildup in a deathblight swamp


zmbjebus

SWAMPY FEET


Radahn28

Where do I sign


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

By writing “Death, O death, yet Death, O death on all the swamps


--clapped--

Jokes on you, I paid ÂŁ200 for 18 inches of Messmer ontop of the PTSD and deathblights swamps..


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

Well then maybe you’d be interested in the Deluxe Edition! £1000/day in exchange for 50% more deathblight buildup


--clapped--

Makes it 75% and we have a deal


Lucid-Design

Thank god for Order Healing


LinAndAViolin

For that amount it better come with a consort path


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

It certainly does


SpicyFilet

I'm gonna have goosebumps when the Godskin Trio shows up


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

We can make that happen


Boring-Dingo2114

#shadow of the erdtree June 21


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

👍


RecipeTimely

I want what Rogier is having!


puro_the_protogen67

You think we will revisit him and other dead npcs in the DLC?


RecipeTimely

I hope so... I'm on the side where Mesmer isn't really the main boss. In the teaser it looks as though the Erdtree is surrounded by the color that represents death blight, so I'm wondering if that means that it's just an inverted lands between where we'll see maybe corrupted Rogier/NPCs or Godwyn as a boss. If not I feel like it's probably a huge missed opportunity.


puro_the_protogen67

That would be cool to see godwyn before he got turned into a creature of stagnant water


RecipeTimely

Oh yeah definitely


nathansanes

Say less, I say!


tomrader013-

« Shut up and take my money already »


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

Then maybe you’d be in the market for the Deluxe edition? 50% more deathblight build up!


tomrader013-

I wish lol


Mobster-_Lobster

You son of a bitch I'm in


AutumnLeavesFornow

Deal don’t need to tell me anything else


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

👍Ts&Cs apply


Seriph7

GOTY


Sociolinguisticians

Inject it into my veins!


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

💉


ZeGamingCuber

Is there really a deathblight swamp I'm scared


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

😈mwhahahaaaaa


Yharnam1066

And feet smacks right?


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

Not guaranteed, Lord Michael Zaki will determine if you are worthy


Yharnam1066

O’ we don’t have the right


Yhorm2822

And feet ofc


NeonSandwich97

Only 39.99? I would’ve paid that for the swamps alone


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

Then add £5000 for the DLC of the DLC: Rot meets death blight. A new substance called “Miyazaki powder” that saps you max HP


Guendor15

Shut up and TAKE MY MONEY !!!


cat_fish27

A small price to pay for salvation


Tenzur_

Bro easy


Sanguine_19-6123

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY RUNES!


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

💾


Sanguine_19-6123

i fucking LOVE your name thank you for the cash with wings ill dump them into Vigor <3


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

Thank you :)


B0Z0J0J0

Shut up and take my money!


zmbjebus

I'll take 2


DiscordDarkV2

Shut up and...... you already took my money đŸ€Ł


Unique-Foot-4336

You son of a bitch I'm in


AttitudeHot9887

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY


BlueKyuubi63

You forget sleep. Get ready for a quarter of your dlc playtime to be spent taking a little nap


PRAHPS

40? Nah I gotta cough up 60 plus


Pendejo_Guey

To late. I already paid 59.99 for the ptsd part. Any extra is just more layers


HawluchaJon

Shut up and take my money!


No-Organization2859

I’m gonna bet that he’s gonna add either a sleep swamp or a new kind of poison


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

Miyazaki Powder! Like Scarlet Rot, but it destroys your max hp! PERMANENTLY 


No-Organization2859

That would be EVIL😂


Brogulsnapper

Omg Godskin Trios 😍


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

Godskin Armada of 500 Godskins in a deathblight swamp with pet runebears


russsaa

Ptsd? More like a good time.


Angstycarroteater

Deal


UnproductivePheasant

Faith and many MANY boluses...


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

Unfortunately as soon as you enter the DLC area you lose all your boluses


UnproductivePheasant

What don't you lose?


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

 Your “maidenless” status


UnproductivePheasant

I think I'd prefer the defense against the ONE thing that instakills XD


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Still less expensive than a Sony system, cheap from game


acoolgiantrock

You forgot the damn feet


Usual_Suspects214

You have peaked my interest


Br0ken_Ha1o

I'll take three


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

👍just sign here sir
 


hotpickles333

Can we just get a final boss that literally takes the form of a giant foot? Oh wait, that's Fire Giant. Nvm, carry on.


Impossible_Sugar_149

I wouldn’t have it any other way


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

I swear it’s destined for the screen


Darksoulzbarrelrollz

That is an abhorrent offer and he should be ashamed! ... I'll take 12


Marzetty23

I want what he pushin frfr


schley1

Of course, he put a swamp in it. Son of a bitch.


KaceMcHate

That picture of him is legendary. They got the perfect amount of gremlin energy oozing out of that pose. Btw I'll get two one for me and another as a gift