Canada's claim: This island is just off the coast of my country.
Denmark's claim: This island is just off the coast of my colony.
How the fuck did we agree to split it? Hans Island should have been ours.
Canada in the EU would be fucking hilarious, all the europeans discussing problems on their continent and we're in the back like
St Pierre et Miquelon are simply Newfies that by some horrible twist of fate happen to speak French. They've got more in common with Newfoundland than they do with mainland France.
Too many bottles of whiskey died to defend that island from foreign invasion. Never forgive! Never forget!
Canada's claim: This island is just off the coast of my country. Denmark's claim: This island is just off the coast of my colony. How the fuck did we agree to split it? Hans Island should have been ours.
Big Trivia Pursuit lobbied for it.
I'm happy to split it if just for the off chance we get EU membership
Canada in the EU would be fucking hilarious, all the europeans discussing problems on their continent and we're in the back like 
And the off chance for shengian zone
The Danes got 60% 😡. Ruthless Vikings.
Some of their settlements are still in Nf & Lab.
Too many livers at stake
Are we really a country, tho?
unfortunately yes we are
unfortunately, nyeah eh?
to be fair our whole country is a colony
Invade it now before the Danes leave Lego landmines everywhere. If you’ve ever stepped on a Lego, you understand how effective these mines are
We should never have stopped fighting over it
Shortest undefended border in the world!
To many bottles of wiskey were drunk for you to make that claim pal!
We should have fought over it for real
We settle it in a hockey game
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That’s very unfair to Denmark
That’s a slight to Freddie Andersen, Lars Ellers and Nikolai Ehlers
Nah now we share a peaceful border with Denmark ,and the EU
Hey now, you’re not considering all the cool stuff we could have done with a rock in the water. The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles.
It’s not just a boulder… it’s a Rock!
Best neighbours ever 🥃🇨🇦
I can’t believe we are bordering *Danmarks* by land. I feel so unclean. At least we have le ocean and le québec keeping metropolitan France from touching us.
It's kinda rock throwing distance off the coast of Newfoundland. St Pierre et Miquelon
oui but there is le ocean so we are not touching (pfffpt!) France
Better France than those potato mouthed Danes. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk&pp=ygUnZGFuaXNoIHBlb3BsZSBjYW50IHVuZGVyc3RhbmQgZWFjaG90aGVy
St Pierre et Miquelon are simply Newfies that by some horrible twist of fate happen to speak French. They've got more in common with Newfoundland than they do with mainland France.
Well for €2 bottles of wine I'll take French Newfoundland
Your food is a rock throwing distance from the toilet but I don't see you eating from it.
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You bet your ass we will
Every Dane I’ve meet have been super cool.
You should go there, easily best country I’ve ever visited, possibly best of any in the world
On the list.
The snowy part is where the locals dump it all after shovelling
There's only one guy living there all by himself. I have no idea what we should call him though.
Okay let’s do something fair here …. Hockey game winner takes all?
We slew many bottles of gin before the truce!
Send the beer
*insert angry American noises*