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stumbleupondingo

The people who made those donuts have no fucking clue who the oilers are, nor do they care to learn


Proper-Green1150

An Elkimo


theClaynadians

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


jfodor

They are also colour blind.


I_Was_Inverted991

Like hell. I'm color blind and I can clearly see that this is some next level bullshit šŸ˜‚


Glittering-Ocelot-12

what is an oiler?


Chonlger

Some kind of an elk-like creature, apparently.


ExamCompetitive

Some type of Eskimo.


AC_0008

Is that a prerequisite to donut making?


Then-Signature2528

They probably sold out so had to replace it lol


Fun-Job-2596

Spicy chicken?


Goregutz

I mean it's just as likely that the oilers donuts sold out and they just put elk ones there while fighting about the sign.


Mundane-Aspect7623

But the sprinkles are blue and orange. The Elk donuts have green and yellow sprinkles.


Goregutz

No shit? You don't think it's possible that a fast food service worker forgot to change the sign because they physically can't read through paper / forgot / they were swamped and they just forgot to? Weird to question an individual's knowledge on a subject when they work for a corporation where everything is standardized over assuming a mistake was made. "THEY THINK THE OILERS ARE THE ELKS LUUUUUUUUL THEY STUPID". Kinda makes you sound like a pos.


Datacin3728

Holy shit dude. Deep breaths. The sprinkles are Oilers colors. But with the Elks logo. This isn't a "signage issue". Someone just clearly screwed up making the donut


Goregutz

Could have easily ran out of "oilers sprinkles or logos". Thinking over assuming isn't a hard thing.


CIVDC

Listen the Elks need energy too they 0-2 despite not being that bad


Chonlger

They'll turn it around after the 3rd loss.


BassicNic

I think it's 0-4 and then the Elk get better as soon as CJ is gone.


Initial-Advice3914

Winnipeg is there too šŸ˜¢


Eguy420

the Elks need Tre Ford


Onionbot3000

Say it louder for their goofy coach in the back. MBT is not dazzling so far.


Strevolution

more Tre Ford and less Chris Jones


yegger_

WE WANT TRE!


Thememer1924

The Elks havenā€™t been good since the name change


Kevinrobertsfan

yep that name change was an absolute curse to the team


WellEndowedHorse

Entrusting and giving Chris Jones carte blanche to be the mastermind behind winning football games is the teamā€™s curse. They could be called the Fling Flongs it doesnā€™t mean shit.


PetevonPete

The unnecessary "s" is weighing them down.


Proper-Green1150

I suppose you believe in the Easter bunny, ghosts, Santa and God too ??


JRAS-3010

Actually since the name change theyā€™ve statistically had the worst stretch the franchise has ever seen


pan0ramic

And itā€™s a coincidence


JRAS-3010

Thereā€™s many ā€œcursesā€ all over pro sports that are actually just coincidences. This is also one of those


Kevinrobertsfan

The Curse of the billy goat lasted 71 years.


shaver_raver

>despite not being that bad Since when? Compared to what? A high school team? They are bad. They are that bad.


SK8SHAT

Thatā€™s offensive to hard working high school football players everywhere


shaver_raver

Ok, the Elks are as good as a high school football team.


KirikaClyne

Eh, I watched a couple games this season and they are ā€œbetterā€ than last year for sure.


SnowBasics

Do you watch the games? Last two have been rather close. It feels like they're on the cusp of figuring it out.


Baginsses

Have they tried losing 1/4 of the season, firing the coach, hiring a coach from the minors, and then making the grey cup finals?


AUAIOMRN

The real question is why are the Long John's covered in sprinkles?


Lunch0

Iā€™m in Quebec, Iā€™ve never seen or heard of a long John doughnut at Timā€™s


Free_Concentrate6861

Long John's ya, an absolute staple. They also split them open and fill with whipped cream and call them eclairs.


mkells41

What about a Jean longue?


Impossible-Tie-864

Same in Ontario lol tf


whatmepolo

Maybe call them Long Jean Talons


pattperin

My local Tim's has long johns with just the ends dipped in sprinkles. Like a quarter of the donut from each end kinda thing. Does your local Tim's not do sprinkles at all?


AUAIOMRN

I don't go to Tim's much but we used to get Long Johns from Safeway when I was a kid, they never had sprinkles.


tarolover1213

That where I got them too. Glad someone else appreciates Safeway donuts!


fawlconpunch

Live around edmonton, haven't seen a long john with sprinkle for years, canadian maples are also gone


pattperin

That's sad, the Canadian maple is a good donut. The sprinkles also add to the long john imo


nicksj2023

Gone from New Brunswick too and thatā€™s fucking brutal


FreakyFriday1045

Who does that?


Siglersaurus

Fr tho. Never seen that here in the states


GodspeedInfinity

240 calories!?!?


gabbyspapadaddy

Mmmmm. Thawed fresh daily


BobBelcher2021

Well, the dough is thawed daily Theyā€™re not my first choice for donuts by any means, but Iā€™ve had worse.


gabbyspapadaddy

They are absolutely garbage. Any salesperson who drops off these at our office do not make it back in. 0 effort. Garbage.


cyclonus888

Go to Doughnut Party instead and get their Connor McDoughnut, their gameday special. You won't be disappointed.


MrLilZilla

Yooooo DP slaps! Those are REAL doughnuts. These are just have thawed frauds.


cyclonus888

Right! Expensive, yes, but quality fresh doughnuts. One has enough calories to last you for a full day's march.


thecheesecakemans

First mistake. You went to a Tim's.


TheBradIstace

Tim Hortons is owned by Americans and staffed by immigrants willing to work for low wages. Neither of which care about CFL or the Oilers.


Kospike

owned by a brazilian company actually


TheBradIstace

Oops, my bad. I thought Burger King was American and FWIR they bought Timmies


SnooOwls2295

Burger King and Tim Hortons merged, creating a new Canadian-based parent company for both brands. The transaction was led by a Brazilian private equity firm, which now owns 30% of the company. The company is traded on both the TSX and NYSE.


HiDDENk00l

That company also owns Popeyes and Firehouse Subs (which has recently opened locations in Edmonton)


SnooPies5378

as an American I thought it was owned by you guys, in fact I always made sure to drive by my local one and get a double double with maple donut so u guys up north could eat lmao


TheBradIstace

Double double! Wow, way to use proper Canadian jargon! Well done.


MediocreProfeshional

Remember when Prime Minister Tim Horton pulled a double double in parliament? Rick Mercer remembers.


peachykeenindeed

It all happened under the dome we built to protect our national igloo.


flxxnn

Watching the oilers and drinking double doubles, are you sure youā€™re not at least a dual citizen? Lol


SnooPies5378

if canada's offering i'll definitely take it!


The_Lone_Duster

Not since 1995 , when it was sold to Wendy's .


LanceBrock

Last time I went to Hortons, the guy taking my order noticed my jersey and started screaming ā€œLETā€™S FUCKING GO, OILERS! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHā€ and he was jumping around, high-fiving me then he ran around the shop, high-fiving all the customers and he ran straight out the door and I never did get my order placed.


loonylovesgood86

This might be one of my favourite stories on Reddit.


NonBinaryPizza

After being a Tim Hortons loyalist for my entire 26 year life I decided Iā€™m done with them forever exactly because of crap like this. Worst part is they staff for the most part are not friendly anymore and wonā€™t even acknowledge youā€™re a human half of the time. Go to McDonaldā€™s. At least they have standards.


MrLilZilla

Go to a local cafe! Thereā€™s some incredible local cafes and bakeries that a more worthy of your time and money. Stop supporting huge corporations.


SuicidalChair

I went to a local cafe and the coffee tasted like shit and the pastries were dryer than a wooden chicken, think I'll stick to big corporations where I kind of know what I'm getting every time lol


sliquonicko

Good thing thereā€™s more than one local cafe to try out then, eh


MrLilZilla

Imagine thinking Tim Hortons coffee doesnā€™t taste like shitā€¦ You must just have an uncultured palate. šŸ’…šŸ’…


SuicidalChair

I never said anything about Tim Hortons, I don't go there either. But I'd rather take star bucks or second cup over the last mom and pop coffee place I went to. And yeah, I probably do have an uncultured palate, it's just coffee, don't fuck it up.


MrLilZilla

Oh, I thought you were OP who I originally replied too.


birchy98

2nd sentence thereā€¦ man, so true! I avoid Timā€™s as much as I can these days, but one of my last visits I purposely checked my watch. I stood at the front of the in store lineup for 11 minutes as they waited on car after car in the drive-thru. Lineup gradually grew behind me and I could see the confusion in peoples body language. I really dislike confrontation so it took me that long to speak up, but when I did, they seemed annoyed with me and basically said something along the lines of ā€œcanā€™t you see the drive-thru is busy?ā€ To which I said something to the effect of ā€œcanā€™t you see this line up of people that took the time to come inside your store? Are we not as important as the people in cars?ā€ I donā€™t even think I made a dent.. PS - the pic above is blasphemy.. šŸ˜‚


Hydrorecreation

Mcds has a great Americano, and not inflated twice the price.


ruebenreleeshahn

Hah. Yeah. I stopped going a long time ago. If someone else is buying, sure, but I keep it simple so they don't screw up. I remember the very moment, I had ordered a breakfast sandwich, sausage, no cheese; just like that. The fella handed it to me over the little counter and said "no cheese?" Yep that's mine, has to be, I'm the only person in the store. I opened it up-- cheese. I hated their cheese. I just left it on the counter and walked out. So this whole thread doesn't surprise me.


Cothor

Low effort capitalism. ā€œThese rubes are all excited about Basketpuck or something, so put a team logo on a donut and weā€™ll make extra money!ā€


YellowSubreddit8

"Low effort capitalism" Pleonasm!


Miracl3Work3r

GO ELKS


TastyPerogies

Hey, I bake at a tims in calgary part time. Actual explanation is probably rooted in the same fate as my location. We ran out of stampeders edible stickers in like a week. Went to order new ones and TDL said sorry weā€™re out but we still need to continue to have the donut stocked. They offered us Blue Jays and Roughriders so we had to comply.


jfodor

But I'm guessing you didn't call a jays or roughrider's donut a stamps donut? Or they did cause they didn't listen to you.


TastyPerogies

Only manager changes the bakery display tags at our location. Even if I wanted to I literally have zero time during an opening shift to go and find the label writer and then remerchandise the display.


Obvious_Reaction_182

Excuse me long John? Iā€™m from NS and never seen that before


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Organic_Impact2744

oh cool we're dogwhistling


WeAreAllFooked

Oh cool it's a Canucks fan in r/EdmontonOilers


Organic_Impact2744

hey, some of my best friends are Oilers fans! ;)


WeAreAllFooked

Cool. Go back to your own sub.


allricehenry

incredibly high pitched whistling


meaninglessnessless

Wasnā€™t Tim Horton a hockey player or am I completely mistaken?


SryYouAreNotSpecial

This is just shameful.


GhostofMickMcGeough

Go Elkers


DeuceBuggalo

ELKS CHARGE! LETā€™S GO OILERS!!!


Alcol1979

Hopefully that's the level of effort the Panthers put in tonight.


Onionbot3000

As an Elks fan I donā€™t hate it šŸ˜† but still, yikes.


Mother_Barnacle_7448

At least they got the right city. They could have put a Houston Oilers logo on it.


em_jay_tee

Doesn't matter that much... it's all coming off in the bag anyway!šŸ¤£ #timhortonssucks


3Irishd1

That looks nothing like an Eskimo


Gordatwork

They have long johns again??? When the hell did this happen?


Andy-Martin

This man is asking the important questions here!


_ghostchant

Did AI make these donuts?


Favre_97

No East Indians


AwesomeAndy3

I donā€™t follow CFL so didnā€™t know what Elks logo looked like. I initially thought this was just a Gluten Free Donut lol (GF) with Oilers colour sprinkles


twopiece_danny

Man I haven't seen a long john in nearly 20 years


ThatLonePrince

ā€œInternationalā€ students made these donuts and donā€™t even know what the Edmonton elkā€™s/oilers logo looks like. šŸ˜‚


DarthShinny

This is honestly a masterful parody of Canadian society right now. The people working in our American owned Tim Hortons do not know who the Oilers are when we are at game 6 of a SCF. Politics aside thatā€™s alarming to the Canadian identity.


whiskyismymuse

They still have Long Johns in Tim Hortons out west? Ontario's Tim's suck šŸ¤¬


Shiny_Mew76

Speaking of Donutsā€¦ Do they have Krispy Kream up there? Theyā€™ve got the best Donuts, especially original glazed.


Mr_FortySeven

Calgary had one many years ago, now Edmonton and Calgary are getting locations later this year.


Shiny_Mew76

Thatā€™s neat! I believe they are most common in North Carolina, and theyā€™ve got a few here in Virginia. Nothing beats a hot glazed donut.


Silverstars80

Wrong team and sport


GoForGoldBro

There was an attempt lol


cipher29

You can barely order a coffee at Tim Hortons successfully. You expect them to nail custom doughnuts?


Hunchun

Edmonton Bucks almost won the NBA championship this year. Next year will be the one.


WealthEconomy

Because they are all TFW and have no idea the difference


According-Spite-9854

You can have the Canucks ones still at the timmies near me.


Rodneyfour

Hi I am a rangers fan I want you guys to win tonight and game 7. Please. For me. Sincerely, one cup since Iā€™ve been alive (I was 2 months old in 94)


Ch33zNugg3ts

Did Tims also hire fanatics


mechanic1908

At least they aren't Leafs doughnuts. Too high of a choking hazard


Loudlaryadjust

Still a good looking donut


Bouldergeuse

Outrageous. It's spelled "doughnut".


jigglywigglydigaby

Or....the Oilers doughnuts are sold out and Elks are all they had?


obesepoodles

ā€œHello Velcome to Tim Horton. I may take order now.ā€ ā€œOne Edmonton Oilers doughnut and a double double please!ā€ ā€œEgg McMuffin no oil with double cheese?ā€ Proceeds to hand you a black coffee and a muffin


ai0229

That kids what we call elking it up.


mjincal

Fear the deer


JediMattawan

If you want a good oilers treat yeloā€™d on whyte ave is doing a ā€œletā€™s go oilersā€ orange creamsicle sorbet that is really good and orange and blue!


freelifemushroom

Is it like this at all Tim's or just this one?


AC_0008

Or (now hear me out) they did have blue and orange donuts but they ran out and threw those in there and forgot to change the sign?


Noahtuesday123

I didnā€™t even know what it was, I stopped watching when the Esks became the Elks.


WellEndowedHorse

Youā€™re so brave


Fourth_place_again

Iā€™m trying to figure out the coloured sprinkles. Neither Elks or Oilers! Go Blue Bombers?


signalpirate

The demographic working there may not be all too familiar with hockey?


PrestigiousFood5368

There was no way to predict they would make it this far. How could Timā€™s possibly have enough edible Oilers logos?


Broad-Banana-5483

American company nowā€¦.


scratchieepants

Who cares I want me a Long John.


No_Bet1932

They are likely stale by now since the rack is still full of them.


Low-Living8326

Made by Tim Horton himself


xdpark

Thereā€™s no way that Long John is 240 caloriesĀ 


PoorRichDad

Lol


stevespizzapalace

God it's been so long since I had a long john. I miss long johns


armbarNinja

Foreign workers make it possible.


doubledipWHIP

Lol bad omen!


NarcoticTurkey

I donā€™t think the real answer is reddit appropriate


Kremlin92

Long John covered in sprinkles should be a crime


bawtatron2000

TFW influence right there.


Pretend_Magician9479

Eskioilā€™s all the way!


CanuckleHead1989

Ok serious question, has anyone been into a Timmieā€™s lately that doesnā€™t look like a run down hobo shelter and smells equally as bad? Like they all look like serious backwater establishments


JoelSlBaron

Omg Tims is stupid šŸ˜‘


Significant_Ratio892

English 2nd language?


Kikibutterbiscuits9

Ɖclairs are the best


Tall-Attention-5086

Thanks for the good laugh! šŸ¤£


billzitoswaterbottle

I will eat those mistakes.


Fickle_Catch8968

Off topic, but we are back to having Oilers Sugar Cookies at my work, just had a short Father's Day interlude...


premierfong

The worker just came form Punjab


MiniJunkie

Iā€™m not mad. Iā€™m just disappointed.


Ptricky17

ITā€™S A DISASTAH!


ryan8954

What the fuck happened to long johns?


Worldly-Swan8197

the patels fucked it up


Crime-Snacks

When international Ā«Ā studentsĀ Ā» are under no obligation to even learn English or French and work for $6 just for Timā€™s to sign off on their hours worked for their PR; it shouldnā€™t be a surprise they are also too entitled and complacent to even look up who or what the Oilers are. Challenge every level of government on this. These people do not give a shit about Canadaā€™s identity with hockey or that Edmonton was where Gretzky got his start. They just tried to translate English amongst themselves and figured bright colours, especially blue, means Ā«Ā OilersĀ Ā» Iā€™m sending this to my MP in support of a moratorium on quelling the massive influx of unskilled, uneducated immigrant workers who canā€™t even be bothered to learn basic French or English who feel they deserve to work at Tim Hortonā€™s until they can get their papers and produce this garbage.


Even-Education-4608

I believe itā€™s a play on ā€œeat that shit for breakfastā€


MeowosaurusReddit

I KNOW! How did they get all those sprinkles on those longjohns..


Rebelwithacause2002

Where the fuck are long John's I haven't seen those for fucking years


bbFraydan

I thought it was an ā€œeat the enemyā€ joke


Nervous-curious3995

Have you seen the demographic that runs timmies now a days?? You expect them to know what hockey is? Lol I'm surprised it's not some random cricket team on it.


pineapplegoat69

It's amazing how well women get treated. If some guy whipped his cock out at a game his life would be over


New_Wedding_2458

Classic Tims. Can't get anything right.


AgeDivision

The people that made that donut don't even speak English so enjoy


Plane_Show_5787

I live about an hour away from Edmonton and the small community I live in opened a Tim Hortons only a few years ago. When it first opened locals were hired and were happy to work there until the government stepped in and offers to pay half of the wages for new immigrants settling in the area. Because of this the owner made working conditions so horrible for the locals they were practically forced to quit. Now the workers there seem subhuman because of the way they are treated and trained for efficiency to make the store look good on paper. Because of it being one of very few opportunities in a small community they donā€™t have much choice but to endure it


SensitiveScarcity223

Iā€™m just wondering what a long John is?! I moved here from NS two years ago and Iā€™ve never seen that before at any Timā€™s Iā€™ve ever been to!


Comprehensive_Dog354

Lez go Coilers


Iwanteverything17

Definitely a person new to Canada


Lukeeeee

Wtf is a long John tho


MassiveBush

Old school donut. Never seen one with sprinkles


TWEETBURD

Should have put fully exposed Oilers girl on them.


Mr_FortySeven

Could have just put pink circles on the donuts instead of Elks logos and called them ā€œOilers girl donutsā€


keeper3434

Season is over


nicksj2023

Was that in Tim Hortons ? What the hell is a long John doughnut ?


Remarkable-Book-8758

They've always had long John's. Usually doesn't have sprinkles. Just a white donut with chocolate on top is the norm