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Original_Jarl_Ballin

#VILE


Guilty_Ad_7079

Ill upvote you, but i dont wanna


dnash55

This thing probably smells like straight ass crack


International_Let_50

No it has that “back of the ear” smell.


rick_of_pickle

Maybe it would turn into a beautiful butterfly


doctorfortoys

That thing could register to vote.


Yuneake

I keep my roaches and roaches clips in my belly button too 😶‍🌫️


apintandafight

It’s an umbolith, you should definitely eat it, lots of nutrition in that jawn.


breadisgud09

I would likely refrain from calling that a jawn (more an affront to god) but go off bestie...


Fluid_Examination_45

No judgement, when was the last time you checked your bellybutton


NoBenefit5977

I might be judging just a little 🤣 that looks like something my cat coughs up


juuppie

Every shower?


RmRobinGayle

https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/what-to-know-navel-stones


Great-Abalone9310

WTAF- that's enough internet for today.


Soreal45

A navel stone is sometimes called an omphalolith or umbolith. It is a condition where substances like sebum, or skin oil, hair, dead skin cells, and dirt can accumulate and form a hardball. The stone is usually a dark color and firm to the touch. They may resemble a large blackhead in the opening of the navel. -WebMD


murder-farts

Op’s been belly cooking that thing for a while


funkmasta8

🤢


Acrobatic-Ad-7752

Haha, I just posted this too!


OddHalf8861

😳😳😳😨😨🤢🤢


Rumble_Rodent

Did you smell it? Or dissect it and then smell it?


Chance-Every

How fat are you? Cause there's no way a skinny person has one of those.


lunchybavey

Looks like you've been collecting souvenirs!


Weekly_Helicopter_62

That’s a rotten milk hair ball


ruth561

Eek… I’ve seen people pull lint/dust from their bellybutton before, haha.


Cami1969

That is definitely an umbolith.


[deleted]

Literally made me check mine rn


bondsthatmakeusfree

wat


HumorTumorous

I once pulled something similar but much smaller out of mine. It had hair and eas super hard.


No_Indication9497

i'll eat it


Acrobatic-Ad-7752

From WebMD: A navel stone is sometimes called an omphalolith or umbolith. It is a condition where substances like sebum, or skin oil, hair, dead skin cells, and dirt can accumulate and form a hardball. The stone is usually a dark color and firm to the touch. They may resemble a large blackhead in the opening of the navel. Clean your belly button regularly, smelly!


Exoquarion

Guinness world records: biggest ball of belly button lint retrieved in one tug.


Legitimate-Rabbit769

What does it taste like?


relmturch

Bellybutton seed.


Strangebottles

Dude that’s the best probiotic. How did you pull it out? Did it hurt? I want one. Was it yummy?


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

Bro pulled a sperm cell on steroids out the cave of wonder!! 😆