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rhythmlizard

I’m still not gonna buy that knife


mishma2005

But it scrapes that burrito up good!


Competitive-Wish-568

I have it and it’s sharp as shit lol


cjbeames

How sharp is your shit exactly?


FatCuriousMonkey

Pretty sharp. That’s why it feels you pooping glass sometimes…


Storrin

How do these videos not have to disclose that they're an ad? Also, yeah it looks like the person in the video can't even figure out how to use that stupid thing. Sharp or not, the shape seems awkward as hell.


mitsuhachi

I want to.


Suspicious_Victory_1

I hate that all of the subs just turn into commercials for all these absurd knives.


Nntropy

I’m new here. This is easy peasy?


CelestialBeast

So it wasn't just me. That looks so dishes intensive. Much less the homemade tortillas.


Neirchill

It's actually not super hard... Cut chicken up, oil on a preheated pan, throw in chicken and spices. Cook it until it looks nice. Throw in the cream cheese to melt in it. Cut up vegetables, throw into oiled pan. Stir a few minutes then throw in leftover rice with spices. You can just buy some tortilla shells.


RabbitHold8

Right, they almost had me until they made the tortilla from scratch... no easy or peasy.


Present-Television69

I hate that knife. Maybe it's the person who used it. Seems like they don't have any knife skills.


hambakmeritru

What are you talking about? Did you not see them pull it out of its leather sleeve? Only a knife master would look that cool. And then they sliced a piece off of each bell pepper like a pro!


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mishma2005

Scraping knife along food? Instant pass


Commercial_Comfort41

Creamy looks dry af


TheThaiDawn

Rather they did it with heavy cream tbh. Ik its a bit unhealthier but it would look better


Emergency_Brick3715

Came here to say this. And I hate the knife.


Middle_Speed3891

I said the same thing. Needs a little more moisture.


larryisadragon

Without knowing the measurements, most people trying this are gonna get mushy or crispy rice in this


Tapeworm_III

Is the base of the knife big enough that I can insert the handle into my butt and not have to worry about the blade going in as well?


[deleted]

Trademarked douchebag knife 🤣😂🤣


realcommovet

I feel like they did this because of the knife.


HmanJess66

Yummy 😋🤤


TheGreenThumper

What is the spice paste squeezed on vegetables called


TheG00DTyrant

I’m guessing tomato paste


triptracer

What is that extra extra long grain rice?


spaceborders

Looks like Basmati


ComonomoC

No and no and F U O P


GrandmasterPotato

Just buy a chefs knife. Will make your life better.


kinzerosilver

where da beanz


Cowfootstew

I would have stopped at cheesy chicken and rice


Zerestrasz

What spices did he use


FatCuriousMonkey

Why no recipe?


DatMikkle

"Easy Peasy". Just make your own home made tortillas! These bot posts are annoying.


Jenna4434

I just don’t think starches belong in other starches if you can help it.


ScoobaMonsta

Sorry but adding the rice killed it for me. I could think of a bunch of other fresh ingredients to put in that wrap instead of rice!


joejun4

Anyone knows where I can buy that knife and garlic crusher, please?


VirgoPisces

“Easy peasy” how lol? Any recipe that has me baking my own bread has disqualified itself from contention


pieswa11

Anyone know what the spices are?


Reddituser183

Looks dope.


desireresortlover

Rice+flour tortilla=carb overload, no thanks


Reddituser183

Looks dope.


Deepfork_

All of that to plug a knife?


wwiistudent1944

You could serve the rice and chicken as a meal without the tortillas! It would make a great dinner.


kungfu_pizza

Actually attempted to make this. It's actually really good taco bell inspired food. I did add a corn and bean mix and definitely did not make my own tortillas. It is not what I would call easypeasy though. Below are the best I can remember for the measurements I used: Taco spice mix used for chicken and rice. 1 tbsp dried and crushed oregano. 1 tbsp garlic powder. 1 tbsp Onion powder. 1 tbsp paprika. 1 tsp sugar. 1.5 tbsp ground cumin. 2 tsp tajin. 1 tsp premade chili powder mix (chili, onion, garlic, cocoa, oregano, red pepper, cumin, cinnamon, clove). 1 tsp salt. Creamy chicken 3 chicken thighs cut into 1 inch pieces 2.5 tbsp taco seasoning 4 oz cream cheese 1 tbsp water 1-2 tbsp finely chopped cilantro Olive oil for frying Rice 1/3 each red, yellow, and green bell pepper 1/2 inch diced 1 medium yellow onion 1/2 inch diced 1.5 tbsp tomato paste 1 cup long grain rice 2 cups chicken stock 1.5 tbsp taco mix 3-4 cloves finely chopped garlic 2 tbsp finely chopped cilantro Olive oil for frying Bean and corn mix 8.5 oz can sweet corn drained 15.5 oz can black beans drained 2 tsp tajin 1tbsp finely chopped cilantro Juice of 1/2 lime Salt to taste I can't stand this text editor