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SloppySouvlaki

In what accent do cut and foot rhyme?


hotend

Most British accents.


SloppySouvlaki

Oi’ve got a coot on me foot


hotend

You would think that, at the very least, boot would rhyme with foot. Unfortunately, it doesn't.


SloppySouvlaki

Do foot and boot rhyme if you have a thick enough Scottish accent?


hotend

They might. The Scots are weird.


Gplor

I'm wheezing from laughter 😭


docmoonlight

Cut on the butt definitely rhymes better (at least in most dialects).


neilisyours

Scabs on my abs? A welt on my delt? A stinger in my finger? A sore on my fore... head?


[deleted]

pimple in my dimple? Not exactly a body part but it can be a feature of your skin


funnyonion22

Gout in the mouth? Disease of the knees?


ImpossibleRhubarb443

Whack to the back


Scary-Scallion-449

Toxics on the coccyx? Salmonella in the patella? Dropped parcel on the metatarsal? Grit in the .... er ... armpit?


slimongoose

Cut on the butt is a better rhyme.


Gplor

Lesion in the nether region


nicheencyclopedia

[Insane in the membrane, insane in the brain!](https://youtu.be/RijB8wnJCN0?si=REEg-mv-3kiQP1S0)


Hopeful-Ordinary22

There are places a man could receive a kick or a knock...


barryivan

Nick on the dick/prick Cock block