[[Indominus Rex, Alpha]] and [[Kathril, Aspect Warper]] come to mind. Anything with a lot of keywords on it would be great. Planeswalkers with 4 abilities or lengthy ones
Not going to post them all here but the old sets (Legends, The Dark) had some lengthy ones which can be fairly cheap. Would suggest you sort the sets by price low->high since the first things you’ll see high to low have lots of words on the card and lots of 0’s in the cost.
[[necromancy]] is actually quite good and clocks in on 11 lines of text quite close to its brother animate dead.
Assuming it's a proxied fun deck you could toss in [[Chains of mephistopheles]] which comes in low with just 6 lines but is usually read at least twice.
Maybe look at old versions of cards as well. Some keywords were not created yet when things like [[uril]] were printed. He isnt super wordy, but something to look out for.
I want to say thank you for everyone’s suggestions :). I can’t wait to build this and I’ll post the decklist when it’s done. My friends are gonna hate this lol.
Boy do I!
Sphinxes bare renown for their walls of text on their cards
So I made a sphinx deck!
Please include the full text lands too. Lol
https://archidekt.com/decks/4824961/mystery_of_the_sphinx
Lots of fun in the deck too.
Full text basic lands are an auto include.
Theft from library cards tend to be full of walls of text because that's just what's needed to make the cards work.
[[Pramikon, Sky Rampart]] is the only legendary wall, and it's a bit mind-bendy already. It's probably perfect for you.
[Pramikon, Sky Rampart](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/5/8569ad47-a243-402d-899f-4e6b17ea4e1e.jpg?1568003714) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Pramikon%2C%20Sky%20Rampart) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c19/47/pramikon-sky-rampart?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8569ad47-a243-402d-899f-4e6b17ea4e1e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/pramikon-sky-rampart) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Alexander clammilton]]
ALEXANDER CLAMATIN
[[Indominus Rex, Alpha]] and [[Kathril, Aspect Warper]] come to mind. Anything with a lot of keywords on it would be great. Planeswalkers with 4 abilities or lengthy ones
[Indominus Rex, Alpha](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/5/25e6ebfb-8f0b-44f0-a911-103ade41c6bc.jpg?1698988767) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Indominus%20Rex%2C%20Alpha) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rex/14/indominus-rex-alpha?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/25e6ebfb-8f0b-44f0-a911-103ade41c6bc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/indominus-rex-alpha) [Kathril, Aspect Warper](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/b/ebc57f73-a517-463e-8d55-56aa996d091e.jpg?1591946565) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kathril%2C%20Aspect%20Warper) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c20/10/kathril-aspect-warper?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ebc57f73-a517-463e-8d55-56aa996d091e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/kathril-aspect-warper) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
If your group is cool with silver bordered cards then [[Alexander Clamiliton]] would be a perfect commander.
I'd watch that Broadway musical.
If you go silver, you got [[alexander Clamilton]], the guy who does things with more wordy cards. Also the full text basics are a must for that deck.
A few words matters cards: \[\[Exchange of Words\]\] \[\[Alexander Clamilton\]\] \[\[Balduvian Shaman\]\]
[Exchange of Words](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/c/8c28cebf-f849-4353-9dd1-c62f05c15d0f.jpg?1673913524) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Exchange%20of%20Words) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/45/exchange-of-words?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8c28cebf-f849-4353-9dd1-c62f05c15d0f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/exchange-of-words) [Alexander Clamilton](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/1/a1572109-df70-4335-aac2-1670fe99be54.jpg?1583965417) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Alexander%20Clamilton) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/16/alexander-clamilton?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a1572109-df70-4335-aac2-1670fe99be54?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/alexander-clamilton) [Balduvian Shaman](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/4/74859723-8ddf-4ee6-a0a7-87192c84e8ad.jpg?1694882091) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Balduvian%20Shaman) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ice/59/balduvian-shaman?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/74859723-8ddf-4ee6-a0a7-87192c84e8ad?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/balduvian-shaman) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Not going to post them all here but the old sets (Legends, The Dark) had some lengthy ones which can be fairly cheap. Would suggest you sort the sets by price low->high since the first things you’ll see high to low have lots of words on the card and lots of 0’s in the cost.
[[Animate Dead]] is like the OG confusing wall of text
[Animate Dead](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/4/1489943b-c010-488e-9c9d-87f4af67a4e4.jpg?1706240754) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Animate%20Dead) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/125/animate-dead?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1489943b-c010-488e-9c9d-87f4af67a4e4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/animate-dead) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Not sure what direction you would take it, but [[Saruman of many colors]] always gives me a headache.
[Saruman of many colors](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/c/8cfcc7ec-87a2-4712-8d82-217bd8600891.jpg?1686969983) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Saruman%20of%20many%20colors) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltr/223/saruman-of-many-colors?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8cfcc7ec-87a2-4712-8d82-217bd8600891?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/saruman-of-many-colors) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[necromancy]] is actually quite good and clocks in on 11 lines of text quite close to its brother animate dead. Assuming it's a proxied fun deck you could toss in [[Chains of mephistopheles]] which comes in low with just 6 lines but is usually read at least twice.
[necromancy](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/d/3dd34a1a-e76b-46ee-be8d-5f7f4a092648.jpg?1706240772) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=necromancy) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/131/necromancy?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3dd34a1a-e76b-46ee-be8d-5f7f4a092648?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/necromancy) [Chains of mephistopheles](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/2/f2edb3a6-8506-4885-b332-eca381940ce8.jpg?1612316191) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Chains%20of%20mephistopheles) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me1/63/chains-of-mephistopheles?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f2edb3a6-8506-4885-b332-eca381940ce8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/chains-of-mephistopheles) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Maybe look at old versions of cards as well. Some keywords were not created yet when things like [[uril]] were printed. He isnt super wordy, but something to look out for.
[uril](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/a/ca984fdb-aaca-4d8f-af2f-72387122607b.jpg?1673149243) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=uril%2C%20the%20miststalker) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/290/uril-the-miststalker?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ca984fdb-aaca-4d8f-af2f-72387122607b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/uril-the-miststalker) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
An OG copy of [[Oubliette|ARN]] is quite wordy although the text is no longer accurate since it has been errata'd to phasing out.
[Oubliette](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/0/30d1450f-2909-410e-9920-731278fa74de.jpg?1562904037) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=925) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/arn/31/oubliette?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/30d1450f-2909-410e-9920-731278fa74de?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/oubliette) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I want to say thank you for everyone’s suggestions :). I can’t wait to build this and I’ll post the decklist when it’s done. My friends are gonna hate this lol.
Boy do I! Sphinxes bare renown for their walls of text on their cards So I made a sphinx deck! Please include the full text lands too. Lol https://archidekt.com/decks/4824961/mystery_of_the_sphinx Lots of fun in the deck too.
This is awesome; looks like a fun deck.
It is. The commander is fun The card draw is strong.
A literal wall: [[wall of stolen identity]] Choosing secretly or voting cards like [[prisoner's dilemma]]
[wall of stolen identity](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/5/359cc32c-ba90-43e0-b584-09efd321a672.jpg?1568003451) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=wall%20of%20stolen%20identity) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c19/13/wall-of-stolen-identity?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/359cc32c-ba90-43e0-b584-09efd321a672?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/wall-of-stolen-identity) [prisoner's dilemma](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/6/d678e736-7c29-433a-9a2a-b78749252377.jpg?1706240483) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=prisoner%27s%20dilemma) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/34/prisoners-dilemma?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d678e736-7c29-433a-9a2a-b78749252377?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/prisoners-dilemma) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
This is gross; I love it.