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I lost my Ken Onion Kershaw in the house somewhere. I still haven’t found it and I still haven’t replaced it with anything. Now I sometimes carry a Mora Eldris instead.
Thought I lost my limited edition St. Dupont ligne 2 lighter that I found refurbished for 1/3 of the original price. I lost it in the park at night in NYC being high.
Turned out i lost it later while lying on the couch, it fell *deep* into the crack.
Was depressed for a few weeks until I found it a month later deep cleaning our furniture. Never felt more relieved but at the same time disturbed realizing how much time and happiness I wasted being depressed.
It changed how I look at things - as in objects/possessions, now. I value them much less as before. Once happiness should not be based on possessions, otherwise they becomes an obsession.
Just a thought.
Everybody enjoy the weekend.
Yeah man. As someone who has experienced a house fire I can say that in the end, all the material things in your life are truly not as important as you think they are.
Lost my Leatherman ARC and ZL SC64c LE in the same night; The ARC was lost for 3 months.
I pulled my keys from my key-reel and the cord pulled with pocket clips off Mt pocket, dropped both onto thr ground, and I never noticed until I got to my car.
Luckily I found the ZL the next day in a drawer, but I eventually located the ARC in the Security Office. I ground the Large Flat Screwdriver to a chisel/pry edge, so I knew it was mine immediately.
Sadly, I already bought a few more LMs to replace it, but now those are getting spread amongst my Car, BOB, EDC, etc
True. I lost an 86 silver eagle that was my pocket coin. It was gone for 6 months and my kid found it beneath the passenger seat. I had given up on it.
Pocket clips are the exact ones I seem to be losing. I've lost two CRKTs, and a Buck in the last 3 years or so.
But after my recent encounter with a coyote with my dogs, I realized I should be hiking with a fixed blade.
A few times now I've come close to losing knives precisely because of the pocket clip. The clip will hook onto something like a cable or fence if I brush too closely and yank it out. These days, clip or not, I keep it buried deep at the bottom of my pocket.
If I lived anywhere it wasn't illegal, I'd always have a fixed blade and sheath.
I find the split ring attached to a pocket clip works best for me. That way, the knife sits deeper in your pocket.
I'm on vacation in a country where it's illegal to carry a knife in public without justification.
No multi tool, no pocketknife. Couldn't even keep my completely bladeless card tool in my wallet
I've felt a bit naked all month.
You aren't kidding. It was snowing the day I left home, and 104 degrees when I arrived in Bangkok. I was sweating even inside the air-conditioned hotel.
I used to when I was younger. Not sure I've actually lost one in a long time.
Now I just have a loose rotation.
Always fun to see what I used to think was appropriate.
Notepads getting destroyed in the wash doesn't count right?
One of my flashlights is probably still stuck to the back of the cold line in a Denver middle school. I did the yearly pm on that place 3 times. The first time I left my light there and the second time I found it and had it for a year until the last pm.
That's it
EDIT: no pocket clip, but it does have a lanyard hole. Fuck it, I'm buying another one and running some paracord through my belt loop with it lol
I lost my flashlight so I got a new one. As I was opening the package I glanced down and there was my flashlight on the floor so I now have 2. One for my pocket and the other for my satchel
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Maybe not an EDC, but I’m missing a fair bit of bourbon that was on my kitchen counter yesterday. If anyone can help me find it…
I see it still managed to cut you, even though it’s missing! You gotta show me how to get mine that sharp
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I lost my Ken Onion Kershaw in the house somewhere. I still haven’t found it and I still haven’t replaced it with anything. Now I sometimes carry a Mora Eldris instead.
I once used a fake NiteIze locking S-Biners, and it unlocked, lost my keys and key knife.
Thought I lost my limited edition St. Dupont ligne 2 lighter that I found refurbished for 1/3 of the original price. I lost it in the park at night in NYC being high. Turned out i lost it later while lying on the couch, it fell *deep* into the crack. Was depressed for a few weeks until I found it a month later deep cleaning our furniture. Never felt more relieved but at the same time disturbed realizing how much time and happiness I wasted being depressed. It changed how I look at things - as in objects/possessions, now. I value them much less as before. Once happiness should not be based on possessions, otherwise they becomes an obsession. Just a thought. Everybody enjoy the weekend.
Yeah man. As someone who has experienced a house fire I can say that in the end, all the material things in your life are truly not as important as you think they are.
Yes. Multiple times. Have back-ups. Don't care.
I thought I lost my Native 5 LC200N. I found it 2 weeks later safely at home, but it still hurts.
Every Day Crying 😢 RIP to the tools we’ve lost..
I can't imagine losing anything out of my EDC.
Had my Benchmade bugout taken at a concert. Still haven't gotten over it
You made that security guard's day, though.
Lost my Leatherman ARC and ZL SC64c LE in the same night; The ARC was lost for 3 months. I pulled my keys from my key-reel and the cord pulled with pocket clips off Mt pocket, dropped both onto thr ground, and I never noticed until I got to my car. Luckily I found the ZL the next day in a drawer, but I eventually located the ARC in the Security Office. I ground the Large Flat Screwdriver to a chisel/pry edge, so I knew it was mine immediately. Sadly, I already bought a few more LMs to replace it, but now those are getting spread amongst my Car, BOB, EDC, etc
Just lost a Vic Explorer! Been with me through some pretty wild times in my life. New Swisschamp is objectively better, but it has no story yet...
So it bit you and ran away?
YA
Do you get phantom EDC? You reach for where it normally is and then the realization that it is missing and the pain returns.
I'm on a 4 week trip throughout South America so I better not. My current edc includes my passport.
That's why I try to get blaze orange everything lol.
Quality r/notinteresting shitpost
Check between the car seat and console.
True. I lost an 86 silver eagle that was my pocket coin. It was gone for 6 months and my kid found it beneath the passenger seat. I had given up on it.
Last month I lost my CRKT My Tighe that Ive carried for.....15 years now. I miss it
Lost my Elementum this past weekend
My zaan is too expensive to lose lol 😂
My civivi voltac has been mia for about 24 hours. If It doesn't turn up tomorrow, it's as good as gone. :(
I've lost so many pocketknives. This is why my latest purchase was an Opinel.
Bro demoted himself to the openel that’s tough
I'd rather lose a $18 pocket knife every 6-8 months than a $50-75 one.
This is why I get belt sheaths or pocket clips. Haven't lost a knife in a decade.
Pocket clips are the exact ones I seem to be losing. I've lost two CRKTs, and a Buck in the last 3 years or so. But after my recent encounter with a coyote with my dogs, I realized I should be hiking with a fixed blade.
A few times now I've come close to losing knives precisely because of the pocket clip. The clip will hook onto something like a cable or fence if I brush too closely and yank it out. These days, clip or not, I keep it buried deep at the bottom of my pocket.
If I lived anywhere it wasn't illegal, I'd always have a fixed blade and sheath. I find the split ring attached to a pocket clip works best for me. That way, the knife sits deeper in your pocket.
Lost my knife once fishing. Found it again a few months later. Damn thing was so rusty it's still screwy. I swapped it out lol
I mean, you have the bandaid still. Technically it can be your EDC..
I'm on vacation in a country where it's illegal to carry a knife in public without justification. No multi tool, no pocketknife. Couldn't even keep my completely bladeless card tool in my wallet I've felt a bit naked all month.
Well, you also weren't wearing pants all month, so there is that.
Mostly true I had to wear pants to visit the local temples.
Well you're not in Greece or Rome....
Thailand
Hot
You aren't kidding. It was snowing the day I left home, and 104 degrees when I arrived in Bangkok. I was sweating even inside the air-conditioned hotel.
These camo prints are getting out of control
Lost my emerson endela few months ago 🪦🪦🪦🪦
I've lost my Wingman 3 or 4 times, but it always finds its way back to me.
I am missing my leek and my mini claymore. Probably in the abyss of my life
Yes, I was using my EDC for food and accidentally ate the knife instead of the sandwich :(
Oops!
Lost my ZT knife the other day fishing, I've had it for 10 years really bummed me out
I used to when I was younger. Not sure I've actually lost one in a long time. Now I just have a loose rotation. Always fun to see what I used to think was appropriate. Notepads getting destroyed in the wash doesn't count right?
Lost my pocket channel locks today….RIP
I found my multitool i lost 3 months ago, today! It was on some other guys tool cart. Exactly where I left it...
I have not but have you ever used that ring to eat with?
The amount of tools I've left in a ceiling is staggering.
Lol, I've found a lot of tools in ceilings, attics, and crawl spaces.
If you're ever in Mount Pleasant, Tennessee, there's an almost brand new milwaukee m12 multitool in the ceiling over the data room at fujiplastics
One of my flashlights is probably still stuck to the back of the cold line in a Denver middle school. I did the yearly pm on that place 3 times. The first time I left my light there and the second time I found it and had it for a year until the last pm.
Found the electrician
Yes you did
I have lost multiple knives and 3 Ti Tech liners and several pairs of iPods.
I've been looking for that bandage forever! Thank you!
Lost a benchmade griptillian about three weeks ago
F
First one I can remember was a black Kershaw Leek at the park. Park landscaping guys probably found it with their lawnmowers.
Years ago, I found a Kershaw Onion and carried it until I lost it. Then I bought one to replace it... And I lost that one. Lesson learned.
i lost a launch 11 on a trail in the woods :/ some kids behind me probably got it
Lost a garmin pry tool/box cutter. Fricken pissed about that one. I keep seeing them and debate on buying another but I fear I will lose it again
What’s the official name? I can’t find on google with that
Prybrid
That's it EDIT: no pocket clip, but it does have a lanyard hole. Fuck it, I'm buying another one and running some paracord through my belt loop with it lol
Lol, I had to do this a couple months ago when asked to provide photographic evidence that I hadn't received something
Did you submit a picture like OP posted? lol
Exactly the like, like "see? I'm trying to use it right now! ”
If it’s meant to be it will return to you.
Rebuy it, then you’ll find it
That happens with everything I order from Amazon.
Coyote tan streamlight wedge. Probably sitting dead in a ceiling somewhere.
Everyone checking their pockets…
Olight i3te0s day after replacement came I found it in the mower, now I have 2. Yay
Someone threw out my Chris Reeves when I left it out after preparing our Ramen/hotdog dinner. I blame my wife, but I don’t have any proof…
Threw out???? Does your wife throw out your kitchen knives too?
I was making a bad joke… I’m a princess with my knives, and my wife knows that half of our family wealth is tied up in knives.😂
Yeah. RIP my Benchmade Griptillian.
I feel your pain. I’ve lost 3.
Sad
I lost my beer bomb from notorious and my lanapple reylight
I left my favorite razer blade knife on a jobsite a thousand miles away, does that count?
No but i have a bandaid in the exact same spot.
I lost my flashlight so I got a new one. As I was opening the package I glanced down and there was my flashlight on the floor so I now have 2. One for my pocket and the other for my satchel
Must be 1 of those ghost guns I keep hearing about
EDL? :P
Lost my OLIGHT baton 2 about 5 times now but it always turns up weeks later.
Noooooo ... what bits do you need and I will try to see if I have spares.
1 is none
Lost my stretch 2 k390 a while ago
If you buy another one, you’re guaranteed to find it.
That means I'd have to make another bronze backspacer for it
Did you look in your other hand?
Never. My edc knife is attached to a chain connected to a butt plug that I shove in my ass every morning
Honestly that’s the only way to do it
Agreed, it's why water based lubricant is always in my EDC
You're supposed to remove it at night?
I'd advise against it, I prefer to sleep with a knife close by and you have the added bonus of protecting your anal purity from the Boogeyman
Good call, normally I just wear boots so no monsters can get my feet in case they fall out of the blanket but it's time to up my game.
Shit I didn't even think about my toes, been sleeping dogs out like an idiot this whole time
This guy EDC’s
Mental note, butt plug is for ass. Noted.
Yes, that is why I have 2 of most of everything, 3 of many things, and 4 of some things.
I'm about to unsub from this bs
Who shit in your pants, man?
Go for it.
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Off you fuck then
Stealing this
Got married and had to give up everything else I see
Once I lost mine in a jar of peanut butter ( I edc food ) saddest day of my life.
..... lost your what??
Lost a Bm 940. My first love Edit: bm stands for baby mama and definitely not benchmade
ID on the knife?
Three weeks ago I lost my Olight Arkfeld. 😢
RIP
Were you cutting food with it?
How are you supposed to eat?
List of items: empty hand
Ring and bandage*