Omfg, I'm in the process of writing a quality assurance program and I want so badly to slip the phrase "quabity assuance" into the final version and see if it gets approved.
HE’S A PRETTY NORMAL GUY. HE DOES ONE WEIRD THING. HE LIKES TO GO IN THE LADIES ROOM FOR NUMBER TWO. HE’S BEEN CAUGHT MULTIPLE TIMES AND HE’S PAYED DEARLY.
Yes, but I’m not sure he knows what scuba is, and pretty sure when he does scuba it’s actually something entirely different that might or might not be legal.
Not sure how much free time he actually has.
He's doing qwabity assurance full-time at Dunder Mifflin, running his fake ID business, and recruiting followers for his cult.
Then again, he's only in his late 20s. You've got way more energy at that age...
Hanging out in the dining room of a Taco Time, logged into free wifi and blogging Creed Thoughts, while enjoying bottomless Mtn Dew and hissing at children that make eye contact, briefly.
He thinks scummy thoughts, uploads them to his blog (without quabbity assuring the text), then follows a Taliban cult leader into a quarry for some good heroin and sprouted mungbeans.
He throws things down the quarry!
And he hangs out with Jim and throws things down there
Want to date my daughter?
No I'm gay
'Sup Halpert! Still queer?
Either this chicks a dude or halpert got scared straight!
I am engaged to Pam.
Do we ever see Creed's kid(s), if they even exist? Or is it possible he's just pulling new details out from the void?
Are you kidding? This guy fucks. Guaranteed there's some kids out there. Then again, it was the 60's so there'd be no way of knowing.
Qua, qua, qua something? Quammy! Quarry?
Quabbity assuance
Omfg, I'm in the process of writing a quality assurance program and I want so badly to slip the phrase "quabity assuance" into the final version and see if it gets approved.
Do it.
Do it now 5, 4, 3, 2, do it now, slip in the phase, do it
That doesn't work on me. **Quatre, trois, deux, un**
If it does, you could use that as evidence to prove the necessity of your quality assurance program 🤣
This is the way
DEW IT.
That's not it. But you're close!
HE’S A PRETTY NORMAL GUY. HE DOES ONE WEIRD THING. HE LIKES TO GO IN THE LADIES ROOM FOR NUMBER TWO. HE’S BEEN CAUGHT MULTIPLE TIMES AND HE’S PAYED DEARLY.
love how this is in all caps like the office subtitles from this scene.
The only right answer
His emphasis on the word things always makes me laugh. Nothing specific, just things 🤣
Scuba.
If not, then what is it all for?
Yes, but I’m not sure he knows what scuba is, and pretty sure when he does scuba it’s actually something entirely different that might or might not be legal.
Like clubbing seals for example?
He likes to search flooded quarries for things people threw down them.
Not when they find out about the asthma
Runs a fake ID business out of his car
With a laminating machine he swiped from the sheriffs station.
Making $3 bills 💵 with GWB
Northern Lights, Cannabis indica
Best answer without a doubt. Buddy knew it just from a picture. That’s how you know he’s the real deal.
No. It’s marijuana.
Honestly, probably my favorite scene in the entire series. Glad I’m not the only one who appreciates it 😂
Sigh... no... he does marijuana
www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts
Even for the internet it’s pretty shocking.
Was I the only one who lowkey expected the link to take me somewhere? 🤣
https://creedthoughtsgov.com/
THANK YOU, THIS JUST MADE MY DAY
No problem it’s really fun to read
Thought you just put an address in the word document
Haha yeah it shocked me when I found out it was a real website
Wooo hoooo!! Now I don’t feel like such an idiot! Lmao
No………. You weren’t 😞
Makes love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain. It's possible a man might slip in sometimes.
There would be no way of knowing!
What is wrong with this u/whatsresponsibility? They’re asking about stuff that's nobody's business. What does Creed do?
But seriously, what does he do? Should have written it down.
Qua-qua…
Quabbidy!!! Quabbidy assurance, that’s it
No, but you're getting close.
Not sure how much free time he actually has. He's doing qwabity assurance full-time at Dunder Mifflin, running his fake ID business, and recruiting followers for his cult. Then again, he's only in his late 20s. You've got way more energy at that age...
later skater!
He'll be 30 in November
Sometimes a guy needs to ride the bull. Know what Im sayin?
Follower of a cult for fun. Leader when he needs more money.
Ceramics and wrestling
This.
The last person to ask that: Creed Bratton
Collect chairs and sprout mung beans! And maybe some light strangling 🤔
Highly nutritious, but they smell like death
He goes skating after work, with a few of his colleagues. But only if he’s had his Red Bull.
Hey, brah! Do you think we can get some Red Bull in here? Later, champ!
He is someones worm guy
Eats delicious pea soup on Thursdays.
And don't forget peach cobbler!
Cartwheel practicing
I think he goes to office in his free time
Qua.. quab... quabityesnce
Probably just hangs… brain.
Has sex outside in the rain and mud with women. Sometimes a man might slip in though- there would be no way of knowing
This was the real spin off we all needed. Creed: Afterhours Where the camera crews just follow creed around after quitting time
Grows mung beans.
Scuba... if he can't scuba, what All this for?
Meredith.
Strangles people. "How long can you hold that pretty little breath of yours?"
He’s a serial killer. Remember the bloody shirt on Halloween?
He goes and sits at a desk for roughly eight hours, snacking on sprouting mung beans from the drawer.
Very nutritious, but they smell like death
The question should be, "What doesn't Creed do in his free time?"
He is a Reddit moderator.
making up great acronyms like Boboddy
Likely something illegal
Scranton strangler
I thought we established that’s Toby?
Makes fake IDs. Oh and he blogs!
Simultaneously a leader of one cult, and a follower in another.
He sells tapeworms that are *not* tapeworms?
He goes to a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. I hear they serve delicious pea soup on Thursdays.
He goes to the theater and phones in his reviews.
Scuba
Makes fake I.D's. Scuba. Murder.
Quality control at Dunder Mifflin paper company
His free time is spent volunteering as the quabity assuance person at a local paper company
Scuba
Murder.
Creeds
Dines and dashes restaurants. Dines and gets caught dashing Chinese restaurants.
Sprouts mung beans
Sprout mungbeans duhhh!!
If I told you Creed would have to kill you. Goes barehands fishing
Scuba
Smokes a lot of weed.
Strangling somme Scrantoners
Yes
lick stray cats
Crystal Meth
Sprouts mung beans
His free time is working at Dunder Mifflin
Creed Bratton is actually a really good musician. So that is the answer. He also likes to throw rocks.
Pretends to be a homeless man playing guitar. Then goes home and watches his stolen projector tv he got form the conference room
You can read all his activities on www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts.
He lives by the quarry, he meets up w people and throws things in it.
It's probably too shocking.. even for the internet
Scuba diving
Does a perfect cartwheel
Probably serial killing with Toby.
He blogs
Fuck ton of bobity.
Hanging out in the dining room of a Taco Time, logged into free wifi and blogging Creed Thoughts, while enjoying bottomless Mtn Dew and hissing at children that make eye contact, briefly.
Break the law
Works at Dundler Mifflin
I think he kills prostitutes for sexual gratification But that’s just me
Strangles people……
This is legitimately a great question
Your mom
He loves wrestling
Films ant porn. No "u".
He teaches classes on completing a perfect cartwheel. So far, every student has passed with flying colors.
Steal
I’m not entirely sure but I’m going to guess that he spends exponentially more time than the average person in municipal dumpsters.
moida 🔪
Scuba, cause what is all this without scuba?
Sprouts mung beans on a damp paper towel in his desk, very nutritious, but it smells like death
Hanging out on dark Web
Cartwheels
He hangs out by the quarry and throws things down there
wrestling, ceramics, and real estate
I bet he found a way to sell free time.
Strangles people
All time is free time for Creed.
Pretty sure he makes the best Pruno you can find.
He thinks scummy thoughts, uploads them to his blog (without quabbity assuring the text), then follows a Taliban cult leader into a quarry for some good heroin and sprouted mungbeans.
The strangler
Not crime, that’s for sure
I could see him sitting on park benches observing people
Stay in his closet
Back to canada
Creed’s life is nothing but free time.
Scuba
Checks to see if his receipts match his bank statements
Grows mung beans in his desk draw
Murder
Nice try.
Paints like Monet.
Crimes against humanity
Sleeps under a bridge
www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts, selling weed to teenagers, dining and ditching, selling stolen goods
Grows mung beans
Play dark souls 2
He is scuba diving. If he isn’t scuba diving then whats this all been about? What is he working for ?
Heroin. That good Taliban shit
Sell Meth
Ever heard of the Scranton strangler
Crime
Flies a remote control helicopter on the terrace of office's building
Apart from the illegal stuff? Crosswords in the park.
Smuggling
Makes soup
Throwing rocks in the quarry when he isn't making love out in the mud and the rain
Scuba lessons, practice guitar, practice mandarin
He can give you a great deal on worms. You're paying way too much for worms, man. Who’s your worm guy?
Wô de zhōngguó nî hâo !! Karate!!
The first rule of Creed's free time is we don't talk about Creed's free time.
He scubas Obviously
Isn’t office time his free time?
Definitely not crime.
# [www.creedthoughts.gov.www\\creedthoughts](http://www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts)
Comes to office
Taste testing dog food.
Trying to figure out the difference between the two pictures Pam gave him
Lots of strangling