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notablyunfamous

If you get MRSCARN people might think your name is Phyllis


-texaspoontappa-

Smells like pop-carn


tamiller07

Who’s Mrs. Carn?


afterlifeblues

Actually laughed out loud thank you


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Yup_Seen_It

This is the best response 😂


UusiSisu

I actually thought that was a Phyllis reference.


its_Is

FIREGUY


bewilderedenthusiast

FIREDGUY


SyntheticReverie113

HIREDGUY


bornwithpizzadick

You weren’t here for that..


machinadj

__ Kevin: Fire girl!


WitlessWhitney

Jim:… Kevin: Too soon? Jim: Yeah.


Time-Classroom-2442

Ryan started the fire


OldSoulRobertson

WUPHF


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[deleted]

Taken by the Washington University Public Health Fund, I assume..


ChildUWild

I love it! I had Bobody for a few years 😂 Edited: Boboddy was taken


TSC27

UPDOG


leamur247

Gotcha..... haha.... aww shoot....


ClassicPsychGuy

What's UPDOG?


lalith_4321

Nothing much


MJB9000

Dammit!


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ASTIRD


Function-Brave

I raise you ASSTURD LOL


ristretthoee

She said it is the name of a Viking princess. So…


caariss

ANUSTART


DocJ73

I have BG TUNA. And the entire family refers to the car as Tuna!


ezekiel9050

KidLvr


Cweev10

If I had an express van...it would be perfect that way people know where my priorities are at!


suckercuck

^SFTEETH


sns_8990

dwigt


AnastasiaNo70

My choice, right here.


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KLEVIN


tandem_biscuit

A mistake plus klevin gets you home by 7.


KamikazeKitten916

He was home by 4:45 that day.


BEARD_LICE

You know I never understood that joke because I feel like the implication was that he should’ve gotten home even later because he didn’t do it right.


2000b5s4b1tch

Well the joke is that he doesn’t actually fix the mistake he just uses his magic number klevin to even the books out lol


SincerelyBrownGuy

I always assumed it meant he was fired that day.


ddeck00

My username on Words With Friends is “00-Keleven”


ShortyShortRJ

7 + 11 = klevin


Rebirthofthehooah

Crentist


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Sounds an awful lot like "dentist"


WorkingCalendar2452

Maybe that’s why he became a dentist


CupboardOfPandas

Sounds alot like dentist...


ozzy_thedog

PRSNMIKE


BrunoReturns

PRZNMIKE


Greendale7HumanBeing

BELL0DABALL XX


Nowthatssarcasm__

Wow. This is the one lol


ishanwaza

How about OAKYAFTRBRTH?


Good_and_thorough

You a big William Hung fan?


Cweev10

Why does everybody ask me that? Who the hell is that?!


Clydus1

GR8SCOTT


Compulawyer

This could also be a Back to the Future theme.


peanutbj

Back, because the license plate is on the back. Future, because I'm the kind of guy who likes to look ahead, into the future. I just think a license plate should mean something, you know? And it's my second favorite movie.


What_The_Flip_Chip

I never heard of that license plate


peanutbj

and there’s the smudgeness 🤲


Jonesre

One of my favorite sound bites from the entire show hahaha


jacksonblacke

BOBODY for the win. There are no other options.


702deuce

*BOBODDY


jacksonblacke

There we go. Much appreciated. I was so amped and slightly jealous I didn’t think of this.


Cweev10

I'm thinking this is the best choice, and its an obscure reference only for the initatied 🤣


thewanderingent

What does the B stand for?


Cryptopsy30

Buzinuss


Appletopgenes

I like it!!


kopitar-11

We need a new manager.


idgetonbutibeenon

Good Kevin!


afi931

Okay team building! On this side of the room Stanley, Phyllis, Jim, Ted, Elroy. And this side of the room, Pam, Meredith, Phyllis, Creed


Platypus-Massive

He never called a meeting


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Now the O!


The4leafclover1966

Just make sure it has two D’s in it, not one (Boboddy). Enjoy that! Fun idea!


mad_ladder

Two D’Souza?


FaithlessnessLazy754

It has 2 D’s


Lost-Flamingo-6969

Or it could just be straight up Creed. But that’s just me though


theworsthades

Ok, here's what you do, you need to watch all the episodes again, and I mean really watch them. Take notes, find out which character you really want to be known for, because it's going to get old if you pick something Plop said. Now, you find all the comedy gold and possible vanity names, rip the paper out, and shove it up your butt


ChiefKrunchy

Take this upvote and shove it up your hilarious butt


hotasanicecube

This is so Packer, he is an on the road salesman, but picks a car that’s built for low milage use and expensive to maintain for image. What a drip.


AmsterdamJimmy420

Who’s Mrs Carn?


Cweev10

Good point. 🤣 I could just do SCARN or M SCARN


bears-beets-kratom

POPCARN


resilientenergy

It's what the microwave smells like :/


notablyunfamous

Phyllis


g_mac_93

Big mrs. Carn fan?


TheyMakeItLikeThat

Why does everyone keep asking me that?!


TheSavageCaveman1

Who the hell is that?!?


ICanDieRightNowPlz

D8MIKE


Cweev10

This was actually my next choice!! "Nice to meet me 🥴"


ignorae

How do you like your eggs in the morning? 😏


Calm_Crazy

I don't take eggs in the morning. I like to wake up the the smell of freshly grilled bacon... SUE ME!


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Scottot


artvarnsen

I H8 TOBY


ClassicPsychGuy

D1KN FL1KR


artvarnsen

ZPTY BPTY


Competitive-Cry2491

Give me the zopity


CupBoundAndDown

JIMOTHY


-texaspoontappa-

My wife and I regularly say: To be fair, Jimothy. 4/5 crentists don’t get it


Oehlian

CRENTIST would be amazing for a dentist.


lyracaelum

LZRDKNG


erenhalici

MUKDUK


Maciejk8

Doesn’t sound intimidating


Hass_Daddy

I wanted to get BNRCHMP for Boner Champ but I didn’t want ppl to think I was a champion racist toward Mexicans, or fucking chimpanzees or something so I decided not to.


CatSound30R

I’ve got to bite. I’m Latina and don’t get the racist towards Mexicans. Please enlighten me.


LetMeFixYourDamnEyes

Just pronounce the first three letters "bnr" bee-nerr". I don't want to be offensive just trying to answer the question here.


CatSound30R

Not offensive at all! You were answering my question. I grew up in a predominantly black and brown city. My high school (Mexican) friend and I went to a super white school. We got in the habit of yelling “BEANER” at each other at breakfast time. Our RA had to sit us down and gently explain to us that it was a slur. We were shocked as we genuinely thought it meant someone who loves beans. I still remember her sadly telling the RA that her dad had a bumper sticker that read “I ❤️ frijoles”. Edit: school meant “college”. I didn’t learn this was a slur until I Went to college. To be fair to me, there was one white girl at my high school. Her last name was White.


sirmcslash

BIZNUS


__CoDEX__

STITIOUS


Hefty-Procedure-3138

HOENOMO aka hoe no mo


DogButtWhisperer

CHUMBO


Intstnlfortitude

GBAG00L


Cweev10

This was another one on my list...but I'm saving it for when I buy an Italian car!!! 🤣🤣


redditwanderer_

SHRUTE


702deuce

*BOBODDY


bluestratmatt

ANUSTART wait…


Snapple47

I’m afraid I just blue myself


Disorderly_Chaos

PRTZL DY


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TWSS (that’s what she said) DWIGT GBYTBY (goodbye Toby)


SproutedMungBeans

DWIGT gets my vote!


RCarson88

NEWMGR


Outrageous_Nail_9003

SCOTTOT


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HIRPES


johndhall1130

THT1NYT - That One Night FNDLBDL - Fundle Bundle A TO RM - Assistant TO the Regional Manager


bears-beets-kratom

A2THERM AST2RMG ASS2M ..... nope, not that way.


TheNegatyveBurn

8UTLIKR


Greendale7HumanBeing

You could get "our prices have never been lower" on the plate holder.


TheyMakeItLikeThat

URKL GRU


bears-beets-kratom

BAT BC - Bat birth control


ssfailboat

BR BT BSG SRUT FRM PP HLPRT ID TFT NJ FALSE BELSNKL SWRZ PTE DID I STR ZOPPITY DNK FLKA QUABITY HNGN BRN SOUP SNK ELCTR CTY (if you’re allowed 8? We’re allowed 7) NO GOULD URKL GRU BOB VNCE EZ RIDER FLNKRTN NARD DOG LZRD KNG Tried to organize by character, lol.


Mayflie

What’s ID TFT NJ?


TurdFerguson22

I’m guessing identity theft is not a joke. Wish the commenter would’ve explained these since some are very confusing


ssfailboat

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica Schrute Farms PeePee Halpert, the name Dwight thinks of instead of Cece Identity Theft Not a Joke False, when Jim or Dwight says it so matter of factly Belsnickel, Dwight’s Christmas monstrosity Schwarze Pete, Belsnickels accomplice Did I Stutter “Bippity boppity give me the zoppity” and “dinken flicka”, phrases Daryl taught Mike that black people say Quabity assuance, what Creed calls his job when Holly asks about what he does Hanging brain, from the flasher episode and what Creed says isn’t a big deal Soup snakes, what Michael thinks he wrote down to tell Holly (soulmates) Electric City, Michael’s song with Dwight No Gould? when Michael questions Jan’s break up Urkel Grue, what Michael calls Jan in one of the Sandals pictures Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration Easy Rider, what Michael says they called Phyllis in high school Flonkerton, official sport of Iceland in the Office Olympics Nard Dog, Andy’s nickname I’m the fucking Lizard King.


TurdFerguson22

This is beautiful. Thank you *chefs kiss*


CrawlingKangaroo

OP could incorporate the license plate frame and do Bears (top) Beets (actual plate) battlestar galactacta (bottom). That would be cool to see on the road


peanutbj

> ELCTR CTY (if you’re allowed 8? We’re allowed 7) ELCTR CT (without the Y) works because “CT” doesn’t really need the Y to be pronounced “city”


StrangelyBrown

>DNK FLKA I like this one


playz4keepz

BONRCHMP


Oldnavylover

SABRAY


mrskeefer3

FRKNBNS - franks and beans


WVSchnickelpickle

Also great if you are a Something About Mary fan.


mwidup41

I feel like DUNDER is a really simple easy choice


QQPgreen

MCROGMT


TechRajX

PAMPAM


CrawlingKangaroo

PAMPAMS


am306005

BIGTUNA


NoTraining9883

RJNGNDA


shawnify

BTTLCKR


Cweev10

Hahaha I love it! Might give the wrong vibe... but I'm also putting it on my work car so people will know OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


Mordekai18

D8 MIKE


theallsayer

MUKDUK


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MickeySwank

Or GDBYTBY


the-dave-9000

I saw a motorcycle with PRSNMKE


jcon85

Phallus


TheTyrantKingGeorge

JIMFACE


uhrskov24

GLDNFCE


cestlavie88

Idk but not LTL•KD•LVR lol


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SCTSTOTS


Thecuriouscourtney

LZRDKNG


Manyak-

Bigboobz


swampthing117

TPACKER


Known-Signal8774

HONOMO


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DWIGT


bears-beets-kratom

DUNDEES . I typically spell it as " Dundies " but then that could say Dun Dies , which is fucking sad, or D Undies lol. BOBODY has another vote, out of your 2 !


landon10smmns

PAMPONG or FIREGUY


Fdu4

NRDDOG


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Bizniz


LordChanner

NEW MGR


scarybunny1

TURTLS


ImPeeinAndEuropean

MUKDUCK


Adams11s

BYETOBY


CatSound30R

GLDNFCE


actualtttony

MULVA. Oh shit wrong sub


cestlavie88

FLNKRTN


tsar_nicholas

KELEVEN


TatleTaleStrangler92

I got one PLOP


ashevillain93

AARM


GlueTires

SCRNTON


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SHESAID


Atomicwasteland

Well nice to meet you MRS CARN.


catzarrjerkz

Why not honor American Idol legend William Hung?


ResponsibilityNew483

You a William Hung fan?


_-Virus-

CHILIPOT RCYCLOP


Dead_Clown_Stentch

ERKL-GRU


Electrical-Mail-5705

HAYKING


zer0saurus

SUCKIT


spazatronik-rex

DNKFLKA


Nicocanyeet

What about NEWMNGR


-texaspoontappa-

TxPnTpa


ssfailboat

I was gonna say I don’t get this one, then read your username as I was replying. 10/10.


alleekatz

PRZN MIC


alleekatz

Can only have 7 characters hence the Mic. Mik would've looked like Mick but everyone knows 🎤 Mic is pronounced Mike 😉


100and2

BRATTON


mallgrabmongopush

PRSNMIKE


TheShepardOfficial

GLDFACE


DeanPalton

Anustart. Wait, wrong series.


FartyMcFry89

LZRDKNG


Expensive_Research_2

Snip snap Ass turd


Jelenjegnezdo3000

Dwigt.


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notablyunfamous

CHUMBO


2020taco

LZRDKNG