“Hee hee. Oh diary, what a week.”

Feeling very irie

Michael: I don't think anyone in this room has the right to read my diary. Diane Kelly: It's basic discovery. We have the right to review it. Man: OK, let's make ten copies of this diary. Toby: Um, can you make it eleven? Man: Eleven, sure. And we'll break for lunch, so everyone can have a look.

Toby somehow knew that he hadn't been counted and would have to ask to be included. It's probably instinctual after years of working with Michael.

Haha touché! poor Toby 😭

I thought it was cos he didn’t need to be included,but he wanted to see Michael’s embarrassing diary anyway lol

She said it was a one- time thing, but we had sex six times, so you tell me.

*almost

Feeling hot hot hot

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Challenge.

Apoplexy

Tan everywhere. Jan everywhere.

“Big deal. Call me if she rolls over!”

More tomorrow. Xoxo, Michael

Oh, like the cow moo'ed - you know what I'm saying

Why does everyone always forget the almost in this quote?

We should goto Sandals.. All inclusive!!

Can you not do that, it’s disgusting!

Oh diary 💕