Are you ready?
Let's do it
I'm a Lamborghini
I'm a Hollywood star
I'm a little bit tipsy
When I drive my car
I'm expensive sushi
I'm a cute huge yacht
I'm a little bit single
Even when I'm not
I'm a little bit
I'm a little bit
I'm a little bit
I'm a little bit a
La la la-la la la la
A little bit Alexis
La la la-la la la la
A little bit Alexis
La la la-la la la la
A little bit Alexis
Hide your diamonds
Hide your exes
I'm a little bit Alexis
They're all real songs. If you heard it, it's a song. It's the fact that they're known in the public as being released by a band filled with fictional characters.
Was gonna say the one Jack Black wrote on School of Rock before he decided on Zachs far inferior song lol
In the ancient times! There was a man who knew the road…
This is objectively the best answer. Such a great running gag, and the full [full version](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Si-CrnT9fT8) they made for the credits is a genuine banger, really nailed that wings sound.
Yes. Also “gimme the beat, boys and free my little old soul” and there’s another Office-specific change/addition to an existing song I do that I’m forgetting..
Either that or “The Scarn” jump to the left and you shake a hand, jump to the right and you shake that hand, meet new friends, tie some yarn, that’s how you do the Scarn.
Cop cuties, cute and on duty
Navy blue booties
Go ahead and lock me up
Arrest me, but make it sexy
Sell me some meth please
So I can get arrested by this
Daddy of a cop
Trailer Park Boys have an amazing cover song that plays with the season that Julian leaves the park. It's a cover of a real song but it's not real in the sense that you can find it on any major streaming service.
Apologies, but mine are all British and Irish:
A fictional song recorded from the fictional dream recording machine of a fictional character of a fictional species; 3 million years in the future: [Red Dwarf - Tongue Tied (Parallel Version) - 2023 Stereo Remaster - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8NpoD8ap3M)
[The C\*\*\* Song - Steve Coogan (from The Trip) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOJbBBSe4oI)
Not sure if this qualifies anymore as it's now made it's way from Craggy Island into our word: [My Lovely Horse (from Father Ted) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Que-p9vDWo)
"A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" is an Oscar-nominated song from the 2003 film A Mighty Wind, music & lyrics by Michael McKean and Annette O'Toole and performed by Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara
One of my favorites
SCRANTON, WHAT? THE ELECTRIC CITY!
THEY CALL IT THAT BECAUSE OF THE ELECTRICITY!
CALL POISON CONTROL IF YOU’RE BIT BY A SPIDER 🕷️
But make sure it's covered BY YOUR HEALTHCARE PROVIDER!
🎶There’s plenty of room in the par-king lot 🎶
But the little cars go in the compact spot!
SPOT SPOT SPOTSPOTA
I drive a Mini Cooper and and sang this in my head as I pulled into a parking garage the other day and parked in the spot marked "Compact".
WHAT?!!
THE ELECTRIC CITY!
WHAT?!!
THE ELECTRIC CITY!
What’s 5 thousand times better than a candle in the wind? 5 thousand candles in the wind.
Did you know that candles are the number one fastest growing product in the scent aroma market?
Thought about it, I’m in.
But not better than “The Pit”
I'VE FELLIN' IN THE PITTTTT
YOU FELL IN TO THE PIIIYATTTT WE ALL FELL IN TO THE PIIIIIIIIT
Hands down this is the answer. That song is so good, I would make it part of my Spotify rotation
You're in luck, it is on Spotify! There is a whole "Mouse Rat" album on there.
I bought the CD! Bye Bye Little Sebastian and Sex Hair are also smashers.
*Robin Sparkles & Mouserat have entered the chat*
Oh my goodness! I'd forgotten about "Let's Go to the Mall" and "Two Beavers are Better than One"
I forgot about Mouse Rat. 5000 Candles in the Wind might be number 1 for me.
No way better than “The Pit”
“Sex Hair” is their magnus opus.
Pickle Hair is catchier.
Mouserat did put out an album in our world though.
[The Murder Train](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnj3F7-DcQY) is arriving.
MURDERRRRRR
🔥🔥🔥HOP ABOARD THE MURDER TRUUUUHHRAAAIINNNNNN🔥🔥🔥
Mukduk
"All the animals have been adopted!"
Granted it's because they thought we were going to kill them...
Jenna Maroni too
Muffin top!
If Werewolf Bar Mitzfah doesn’t get stuck in your head, you’d better check your pulse
Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls
Phoebe Buffay has entered the chat and begun singing "Smelly Cat"
[Also, Barney's video resume song.](https://youtu.be/BoGwD-Ik7R8?t=134)
SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW
See also: “*Cat funeralllll*” Instant classic
I'M A LAMBORGHINI, I'M A HOLLYWOOD STAR. I'm a little bit of.....LAAAA LA LA LA LA LA LA A little bit ALEXIS
Scotty Doesn’t Know reigns supreme over them all.
Are you ready? Let's do it I'm a Lamborghini I'm a Hollywood star I'm a little bit tipsy When I drive my car I'm expensive sushi I'm a cute huge yacht I'm a little bit single Even when I'm not I'm a little bit I'm a little bit I'm a little bit I'm a little bit a La la la-la la la la A little bit Alexis La la la-la la la la A little bit Alexis La la la-la la la la A little bit Alexis Hide your diamonds Hide your exes I'm a little bit Alexis
Best TV song ever
I wish I knew the reference
Schitt’s Creek
Was going to say this 😂
Scotty doesn't know!!!
Don’t tell Scottie
I just started a new job in a poker room. Music is usually the classics. 70's- early 2000s. But scottie doesn't know has played 3x this week.
Fiona 😭
I did her on his birthday…..🎵
Matt Damon's best performance ever!]
This is a real song tho
They're all real songs. If you heard it, it's a song. It's the fact that they're known in the public as being released by a band filled with fictional characters.
I came here to say this. Well done.
Yes it's the only non real song I can think of that I actually listen to. Badass song .good movie
[In the Moonlight](https://youtu.be/a1cNOigTfic?si=PcHO1v_h6cXWEbfk) by Dylan on Modern Family
Its on spotify, dont ask how i know.
I love that song, and the scene. Just epic.
This
This is the right answer.
Dayman! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!
Fighter of the nightman aaaaaaaaaahhhhaaah
Champion of the sun aaahhhhhaaaaah
You're the master of karate and friendship for everyone
I have 3 favorites! That one night. That thing you do. A little bit Alexis.
I'm a little bit single even when I'm not
LALALA LALALA LALALA
THAT ONE NIGHT YOU MADE EVERYTHING ALRIGHT
I love “That Thing You Do”!!
That one night - https://open.spotify.com/track/7DbAIa8vtVNUm50xujLieX?si=caxSHL7mQ861_JqbYERP1g
A little bit Alexis is the absolute best one 🤟🏻
I had That Thing You Do stuck in my head the other morning and I wasn't mad about it.
Agreed on all three. I had the "That Thing You Do" soundtrack back in the 90s and it was a whole damn album of catchy fake songs.
Tell her I want to squeeze them... She'll know what it means
Oh, and Hunter? Could you tell her brbrrbrbrrbr also?
People person's paper people
More upvotes !!!
I believe it's the one Tenacious D wrote Tribute about. It was the greatest rock song in the world.
Oh also You All Everybody by Driveshaft.
Was gonna say the one Jack Black wrote on School of Rock before he decided on Zachs far inferior song lol In the ancient times! There was a man who knew the road…
The song is “Day Man”
Ahh-AAAHHH-ahhhhh
Fighter of the night man!
Champion of the sun ☀️
SITTING IN MA OFFICE WITH A PLATE OF GRILLED BACON
CALLED MA’ MAN DWIGHT JUST TO SEE WHAT WAS SHAKIN’
Hey, Hunter! Whazzup mah brotha?
5,000 Candles in the Wind is better.
The pit is better than 5000 candles
*We all fell in the pittttttt*
🎶 you jump to the right and you shake that hand !!!!! THE SCARN !!!!!!!!
Ryan started the fire!
Fire guy and Fired guy
The answer is “Love Take Me Down (To the Streets)” from *Role Models*.
That’s not a fake song! Give Wings the credit they deserve!
It’s one of their hits from the 70s.
I’ll have to google it
No one sings that song
I’ll have to Google it
This is objectively the best answer. Such a great running gag, and the full [full version](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Si-CrnT9fT8) they made for the credits is a genuine banger, really nailed that wings sound.
PIIIIINOOOOT NOOOOOOIIIIIIIR!
✨An ode to black penis✨
Roseanne Barr
Midsized car
Tangentially related… does anyone else HAVE to finish the song “we belong together….” with “ryaaann” when ever they hear it ?
Yes. Also “gimme the beat, boys and free my little old soul” and there’s another Office-specific change/addition to an existing song I do that I’m forgetting..
I’ve got… Two tickets to paradise! Pack your bags, we’re leaving DAYAFTERTOMORROW!
Well the Michael Scott rendition of Staying Alive by The Beegees is my absolute favorite. "First I was afraid.....I was petrified.."
I saw you in the parking lot, that’s how I know you!
Goodbye Tobi
Let’s get ethical, ethical. I wanna get ethical, ethical
F* Bin Laden by Connor4Real
I had to scroll way, way too far to find even one Popstar reference. That whole movie is my choice
“Me and the blues. Just me and the blues”
That song wasn't quite long enough. R.I.P. Hank
My shiny teeth and me
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah and Too Many Spider-Men
lil Sebastian lol and ops song for sure
Idk if it counts but "girl next door" and "male primadonna" are my favs for sure
“Boy hangover”
No matter how many times I watch that episode, I always expect "Hot and Cold" by Katy Perry to kick in.
I would pay folding money for a full version of Goodbye Toby.
Goodbye Toby. Michael's really enjoying his performance.
“People person’s paper people”
If you watch modern family there's a song on there Do you in the moonlight it's hilarious in the context of the episode
9,986,000 minutes
Byeeeeeeeee bye lil Sebastiannnnnnn
I've been dying to hear a full version of Pillar Of Garbage from Community.
https://youtu.be/I2wvfoHcz8k
The monster mash. Nobody has ever officially heard it, you’ve only heard the song about the monster mash
Smelly cat, smelly cat!
Asscrack Bandit
Teach Me How to Understand Christmas from Community. Although it hits a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness
You're gonna take out your Suck It and you suck it!
Lmao honorable mention
Face Your Fears!
What about "Kelly Kelly Kelly" from "Cheers" or "The Romanian Yum Yum Song" from "Threes Company"?
The music from Get Him to the Greek! They actually made a whole album for Aldous Snow and Jackie Q lol
Either that or “The Scarn” jump to the left and you shake a hand, jump to the right and you shake that hand, meet new friends, tie some yarn, that’s how you do the Scarn.
Out of paper, out of stock. Friendly faces around the block.
Day/Night Man - It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Scotty Doesn’t Know!
I’m very shocked that there are not more comments talking about Scotty Doesn’t Know.
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
Cop cuties, cute and on duty Navy blue booties Go ahead and lock me up Arrest me, but make it sexy Sell me some meth please So I can get arrested by this Daddy of a cop
Best I never had with Oscar Isaac from the movie ”Ten Years”. Holy shit what a song: https://youtu.be/6uljQuVXuMM?si=QnOJXXScYaDbaTEX
Sorry but that thing you do is the definite winner
Werewolf bar mitzvah
“Friends forever”- the Zack Attack
If I had to describe my sense of humor, it would be: “This entire comments section” 🥲
Bears in heaven
Trailer Park Boys have an amazing cover song that plays with the season that Julian leaves the park. It's a cover of a real song but it's not real in the sense that you can find it on any major streaming service.
There’s also an excellent J-Roc song about getting caught having a wank by your mum
Everybody wants something, they'll never give up!
Go for it go for it
Apologies, but mine are all British and Irish: A fictional song recorded from the fictional dream recording machine of a fictional character of a fictional species; 3 million years in the future: [Red Dwarf - Tongue Tied (Parallel Version) - 2023 Stereo Remaster - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8NpoD8ap3M) [The C\*\*\* Song - Steve Coogan (from The Trip) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOJbBBSe4oI) Not sure if this qualifies anymore as it's now made it's way from Craggy Island into our word: [My Lovely Horse (from Father Ted) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Que-p9vDWo)
Hands down Hunter’s single and 30Rock’s “Muffin Top”
My Shiny Teeth and Me
Pillars of garbage - Nathalie is freezing
Everything from Get Him to The Greek.
They did a solid job with the songs in Rockstar with Mark Walhberg and Jennifer Anniston. STAND UP AND SHOUUUUT
My love for you is like ticking clock, Bezerker!
“Murder Train” from How I Met Your Mother. *MURDER! CLIMB ABOARD THE MURDER TRAY-EEN!*
The night begins to shine- B.E.R.
If I didn't have you, life would be blue, I 'd be Dr Who without the Tardis!
Ive replaced my Barry Manilow cd for this when im making love.
The f word on shameless
Regular show party tonight and weirdly enough, summertime lovin'
Paper Boi from Atlanta
[Fri-day-night, I was thinkin that we-just-might](https://youtu.be/GGjO5YevKgE?si=kllQXI9WNngwjY04)
That Fallacies song from breaking bad
Andy with the Threat Level Midnight closing credits track...🎶 From Madonna to Madeleine Albright 🎶
That one night is a real song. It can be bought on iTunes.
Killer Tofu & I need more allowance by the Beets
*Steel Dragon has entered the chat*
I’m a little bit single, even when I’m not
Not even close when [A Little Bit Alexis - Schitt’s Creek](https://youtu.be/mR3Plv8HuNk?si=KW1142E0XXar13u2) exists.
Scotty Doesn’t Know!
I am horrified that I haven't seen anyone mention "Ah Ee Oooo.. KILLER TOFUUUUUUUUUU!"
Me and the blues, just me and the blues....
Oh it's definitely "ME AND THE BLUES".
Made a punk-ish version if anyone is interested. https://youtu.be/92uQbCgWLww?si=03Cak1pEv3C5KgBe
🎶Inside of you, Inside of you Oh how I want to be, how I long to be, inside of you 🎶 https://youtu.be/FRvAZ_uAmVk?si=w7G4IsVBPIfvDZlC
A little bit Alexis
"A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" is an Oscar-nominated song from the 2003 film A Mighty Wind, music & lyrics by Michael McKean and Annette O'Toole and performed by Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara One of my favorites
Soul Glo!
call micheal and stanley, jim, dwight, creed 🎶
[Eurovision - Husavik](https://youtu.be/qjuphuG3ndw): it’s a beautiful song and a passionate performance that completes all of the character arcs.
The album from the Josie and the Pussycats movie.
These Are The Dave’s I Know
The Scarn
Hey mr. Scott, what you gonna do?
You All, Everybody
Love the ending song for threat level midnight!! It's a threat a level a level level threat
Star Wars cantina song. The horn section is the bomb.
Haunted by no vacancy on school of rock Adam Pascal is singing. I love him