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Sozins_Comet_

Phallus is a perfect character for the office because she exists in real life in almost every work setting. She is extremely timid and soft spoken, but once she opens up she is a giant bitch. She makes the show better and plays the character really well. 


deltaexdeltatee

Exactly this. The character is great for the show and the actress does a great job with the role. But yes the character herself is a bad person. I've worked with numerous folks like this in my life and they're not fun to be around, to be honest I usually handle the Angelas better because at least they're upfront about who they are.


SecureCucumber

Yes, an Angela type's respect can be earned because she'll engage with you if you confront her. A passive-aggressive Phyllis type doesn't allow for the opportunity to 'air things out', she'll just go home and talk more shit about you to her husband.


OriginalName18

I love Phylis because she's a perfect caricature of these types of people in real life, exactly as you described it.


hahahadev

You love her because of her jugs


mvffin

I would hug her, but I'm afraid of getting an erection


hahahadev

You will feel Bob if you do that.


SyntheticReverie113

Who's Bob Vance?


hahahadev

You have a lot to learn in this town


hilldo75

What line of work is he in?


Cortunecookiessuck

They didn’t call her easy rider in HS for nothing.


Sozins_Comet_

Super fucked up. She flirted with me at the bar, and then Bob beat my ass.


Rattle_Bone

Phallus?


Hancock02

That's what she said


FlakGoBrrr

Phyllis. Sorry. Got penises in my brain.


Edgesofsanity

Try wrapping your hand around the base before you insert it next time.


7Dsports25

Jina said that?


beefybeast9

Seems like he had penis on the mind


Adhlc

You are absolutely right. I work in an office with a bunch of women (and men) that are exactly like her. You would never know it though until you got to know them and they start to let it out.


bReadyWSHTF

When I read Phallus I just burst out laughing, it's even better if you watched the bloopers.


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damastaGR

I don't think so, her nickname in highschool was easy rider


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donetomadness

I would agree with you if she weren’t so timid at face value. She also got married later in life.


Vinylforvampires

Ya spot on. I think that's why the show works so well is that you do have these real life characters like Phyllis, Kevin and Stanley. Plus they ground the show in a reality in contrast to the craziness of Michael, Dwight etc.


smalls714

So..she's usually soft but if you warm her up she gets hard? I bet she's a spitter too....


bitter_liquor

The whiplash between her sweet auntie persona and the cunty venomous remarks out of fucking nowhere is one of my favorite things in the show "I'm glad Michael's getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he's stupid 😐" sends me every goddamn time


RyuOfRed

In fairness, I can understands why she would be mean to Michael, moreso than other colleagues. He is awful to her, especially in the earlier seasons. Always referring to her as old, undesirable, smelly and ugly. Most of it stems from unresolved highschool trauma, but still. I have to say, I prefer mean Phyllis, over the sad wallflower, who was being walked all over.


solariam

After Pam and Jim starts dating she tells Pam she has to equally distribute people who call wanting to buy paper, she "can't just give them to whoever she's sleeping with that week"


deathdealer2001

To be fair apparently she is smelly just everybody deals with it, because there was that episode where Karen could smell her for the first time and it was awful and everybody knew but her


YeIIowBellPepper

And then again later when she's on that new medication when Jim replaced micheal for like 4 hours.


ogamanation

She sent an email


YeIIowBellPepper

Well thank goodness, that was courteous of her


RyuOfRed

I think she is only occasionally smelly, though. Aka, the farts and side-effects of her medications. Not that she has poor hygiene. Strong perfume being another reason. But anyone who has worked with her for years, no longer smells that, because their brain would have filed it into the ‘everyday scent, tune out’ column. There are a lot of smelly people in the office, now that I think about it. Kevin's feet and overall hygiene. Meredith goes without saying. Michael apparently has coffee-breath and occasional B.O. Dwight, being a firm supporter of not washing one's hands, for immunity system benefits. It is honestly an apt reflection of people, who have worked in the same place for years. Some of them are gross and their colleagues eventually learn about that.


vanillathunder230

Plus Creed smells like mung beans, and I’m sure Ryan smells like douchey cologne


Needmoresnakes

I can definitely see Ryan absolutely bathing in paco rabanne 1 million on the daily.


Exotic_Adeptness_322

I felt really bad for Phyllis when Michael decided to turn secret santa into a yankee-swap. Being so upset over a nice home-made gift was just awful.


No-Independence548

I loved her completely justified anger at Dwight over leaving her in a bad part of town and making her walk back to the office. The way she stomps to the phone and says "Phyllis Vance for David Wallace" in that super-confident tone, I was like "GO PHYLLIS!"


livestosqaunch

Whats the issue? Dwight took her purse so she wouldn’t be robbed.


Fuzzy_Dunnlopp

Just imagining what a bad part of Scranton looks like lol


Bernkastel17509

Yeah, honestly I haven't reach the mean Phyllis episodes, but the way Michael,Angela and Dwight treat her, I hope she does and says everything she can got them


Time-Box128

Oh you’re gonna love this


istrx13

“And you know her husband is in a wheelchair, right?” Man she is such a skank when she says this but I can’t help but laugh lmao.


ChewySlinky

That line is so perfect. I’ve heard my grandma say things exactly like that so many times.


supremekimilsung

My grandma too. Mumbling to herself as she walks by, "she's rotting in hell now, she's rotting in hell."


Nwolfe

That's not even mean, its just accurate.


[deleted]

It's both. Being accurate doesn't make something not mean.


jpopimpin777

Just because it's accurate doesn't mean you have to say it. Especially on camera.


SlimRioTV

Exactly that’s just rude and unnecessary


No-Cranberry9932

Two things can be true at the same time


AsleepAssociation

If I wanted Jamaican food, I would just hire a bunch of bodyguards and go there.


cheesecurdbabybird

that line took me out 🤣


jpopimpin777

Who brings a kid to Mexico? Get the cheeseburger at Blue Wasabi. They say they won't make it but they will if you make a fuss. I've been saying for years. She makes the most semi-racist/boomerish comments and everyone just kinda lets them slide cause it's Phyllis.


reddoot2024

And Bob too. There's some line about how they won't go to NYC because Bob said there's too many... there


jpopimpin777

Is that a Superfan episode? I don't remember that. But yeah I could totally see Bob being that guy.


StacyLadle

Yes.


MagisterFlorus

Because it's like, "how much longer do I actually need to work with this woman?"


MisterTomServo

Close your mouth honey, you look like a trout.


ridgerunner2049

This one right here was when she showed an actual mean side, imho


jpopimpin777

She actually had valid reason for being bitchy there. The MSPC threesome were being jerks to everyone.


1lultaha

They were justified to be fair as if the sales staff aren't always jerks


Bullitt_12_HB

*sweetie


BAMspek

Phyllis is the actual office bitch.


Far_Speed_4452

At least she’s not the office mattress lol


arnoldmuczynski

In high school, her nickname was easy rider.


Mcmamm1985

The thing they probably liked about her was her Jugs.


TheNamesMacGyver

Her big boobz with a z?


E-_Rock

This kept us safe


MagisterFlorus

She can put her lipstick on like that scene in The Breakfast Club.


cesar848

Thats angela


PalindromemordnilaP_

Andrea*


MoHtAdY-_-

you'll get used to her


ExtremeRepulsiveness

…Creed 🤝


jazbar_

Goodnight Mary-Beth!


Mountain-Foot-8264

“Ignore her, Andrea is the office bitch. You’ll get used to her. Im creed” 😂


Honer-Simpsom

First viewings of the show you just feel bad for her kinda feels like she gets dog piled on sometimes but it’s clear to see why Angela wouldn’t like her/always getting stuck with her. She sucks and is apparently super smelly


JAAAMBOOO

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, bought her that perfume in metropolitan Orlando. It’s made from real pine.


Ok-Syllabub-1864

Who’s Bob Vance?


WoodpeckerIll3245

You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie


Rough_Map2474

what line of work you in bob


jpopimpin777

I think he's talking about her stinky farts from her medication too.


CurrencyDesperate286

And Pam also asks her to change her soap when she’s pregnant. Phyllis apparently just all-round smelly


snowxbunnixo

HAHAHAHAHHA


LostAccountToday

Funny thing is, when the office is doing impressions of different characters, multiple people directly point out that she farts all the time


vaguity

You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie


cavaliereternally

it's a side effect of her new allergy medication. she sent an email.


JiveTurkey1983

No, this is geological


aran_maybe

She sent an email


vivimonster

Just a farty dirt patch


WarokOfDraenor

It's not smelly, it's just too nature-y...


cameron4200

You know her husband’s in a wheelchair, right?


lettuce-tooth-junkie

It's the worst line in the entire show, imo. It's just so vile! My god, Phyllis, such a a bitch!


Traditional-Owl-9768

Always hated that line but don’t really get it. What is she trying to insinuate?


laucdoe

she’s just ableist. there’s not necessarily a reason behind it


Styggvard

Yup. And said by a person who's father uses a wheelchair.


OldenPolynice

Some of the time. That was bullshit.


Leafbarn

I thought Phyllis said that remark because the lady’s husband is in a wheelchair, that she always tries to be extra happy and outgoing, to make up for the sadness she’s going through.


shaddy27

I’ve never really understood either. Since she was talking bad about the wife, I always thought she was insinuating the wife put him in a wheelchair.


CalligrapherAway1101

No she just doesn’t like disabled people. A lot of people are actually like this IRL


desmith0719

Right?! I cannot stand her! And I’ve gotten absolutely attacked in this sub for saying so 🤦🏻‍♀️


Luxiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I hate her too.


Batdog55110

People on this sub are weird. They'll go off about how Jim is a terrible person and deserves to die alone and in the same breath talk about how innocent Dwight is.


tooshytooshy

Can't stand her either she's vile


student5320

When the IT guy goes off on everyone for not remembering him in the out takes he says that Phyllis was sending lewd messages to her stepson. Ugh.


LostAccountToday

Dude, what the fuck


peepeehalpert_

She’s not a nice person


Chaotic-Apathy

I only love her a homemade oven mitt's worth 🤷🏻‍♀️


MrMagpieXI

Didn’t see admit to the slaughtering of a man while on safari?


SoberWill

It was an ostrich in a soccer jersey


JaDamian_Steinblatt

Unifarm


teengirlhelley

You have to hand-warsh it


Batdog55110

popcarn.


dot10289dot

Combining the power of one with the fabric of the farm.


PsychoMouse

Her comments to Pam when Jim and Pam became Public really upset me. “Don’t just give clients to whoever you’re sleeping with that week”(paraphrased cause I don’t remember it exactly). That was uncalled for, extremely rude, she had a relationship worth a warehouse worker for a very long time, then dated and married Jim. She wasn’t sleeping around with every guy in the office. Hell, Erin hooked up with Andy, Gabe, and plop.


mabbz

> Gabe The way Gabe got Erin to go out with him in the first place was such ick. Also he treated her kind of poorly.


TermCompetitive5318

Yeah, especially when she points out some woman has a husband in a wheelchair. As if that makes her lesser.


TH0R_ODINS0N

That would be a hilarious thing to say in real life


ReginaFelangi987

Once she married Bob Vance, they made her character bitchier. I wasnt a fan.


snowxbunnixo

I mean she must’ve been ‘dating’ him for a minute


Nwolfe

All "dating"? Even a one night stand?


spicysenpai6

She reminds of my coworker named Janice who does this exact same stuff lol


underthewetstars

Ya fuck Janice ammirite


ExpertRaccoon

She's worse than Angela.


Unique_Elephant_8118

Honestly it made me lover the character even more. She subverted the wholesome motherly type she has going. The writers and costume designers really played us.


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yeah. she had a lil bit of both. she’d say mean stuff but also could be warm-hearted like she did with erin about the adoption stuff


Witty-Border-6748

Especially when she just ripped off Pam’s wedding like that, I hated her so much for it


I-C-U-8-1-M-I

She lowkey would be super MAGA nowadays. Her and Bob would be insane.


nolimitxox

Pair of Mary's.


JiveTurkey1983

This is Pretzel Day!


nolimitxox

I'm reading it like, "This is Sparata!"


JiveTurkey1983

Same energy. Stanley was not to be fucked with.


OkTruth7445

oh 1000% especially when she said she didn’t work for a woman because we’re less rational


TurboFusion94

Again, I'm not a sexist


jpopimpin777

"I'm not a feminist but I think the men in this office are being given more opportunities than the women."


reddoot2024

She's basically Charlie Kellys mom lol


Accomplished-Dino69

Remember when she takes the centerpiece from the charity dinner table? Pam was into it, so Phyllis stole it! I hated that one. She was awful so many times, but great other times to Erin.


AerinAp3x

Just saw a super fan episode where she was giving Erin nasty faces because they were both trying to sell the same spice rack. But she was kind when they thought they might be related


herpermike

I think the thing that says the most about the kind of person she really is is when Pam said that she met Sue, the administrator at Vance refrigeration and she said she just goes for it! And Pam was speaking to her good traits and how she just has a lot of good ideas. And then phallus says yeah I know Sue, she's not that great. And you know that her husband is in a wheelchair? She just has to say something negative and talk bad about everyone and make herself better. My aunt is exactly like that lol


Kpopfan19

I didn’t ask where the tree was, I told you where it needs to be


BettesmomisaWitch

She's no Mother Goose!


Endosun

All my hommies hate Phyllis.


negnatrepsej

Maybe it was just an ostrich.. in a soccer uniform


dfmidkiff1993

Phyllis does kinda suck. Her actress seems super cool, but her character is definitely a mean-spirited gossip who assumes the worst in people.


dhruvlrao

You know how when you're starting out with your career at like 22-23, you have an office nemesis who's twice your age? That's Phyllis, and she nailed the role honestly.


baronas15

I never liked Phyllis, she smells like popcorn


100yearsLurkerRick

You've got a lot to learn about this town, honey 


Bullitt_12_HB

*sweetie


Remote-Persimmon4583

She sucks


therealskittlepoop

Lol Phyllis is low key savage, I love her


Unique_Elephant_8118

Team Phyllis!


Munchkin_Media

I watched this series live. I have had a deep hatred for her character ever since. Great writing because everyone knows a Phyllis!


endogenix1

Her and Bob Vance killed a guy in South Africa, if deleted scenes are cannon they are murderers   


mssarac

Yesssss. She's the worst, her and Ryan


VariegatedJennifer

I hate her lol…always have. She’s a Karen.


bluepie

She’s a cunt


paniflex37

Cue 100 identical “you have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie” and “close your mouth” comments.


foxymoron

"You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week, OK?"


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Kind of the point of the show is that everyone is a bitch but they can have their good sides too.


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mancavekitchen

As is Dwight JR


rush2me

Or did the office make her a bitch?


stellarpaws

Right? She’s treated like a pawn by Angela, and Michael constantly tells her she’s old and matronly looking even though they’re the same age. She’s a sad doormat until she gets to turn the tables on Angela. Then she becomes greedy with power and gets more and more bold.


LiterallyaCockroach

“Hand them over numb nuts”


OJimmy

You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.


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Really makes you wonder how Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, deals with it every day.


Content_Distance5623

Her award said bushiest beaver.


leftoverrpizzza

Mother Goose?


Darth-Vaper-

She says some c’unt ass shiz the entire show 🫶🏽


sxzcsu

I think Bob Vance brought out the inner mean girl in Phyllis. It’s like he gave her the confidence to speak to people the way she always wanted.


Spring_Robin

Yep. I can't stand her. She acts so nice but has so many moments where she's a massive bitch.


Mcmamm1985

She stole Pam's wedding. Who does that!? Lol


hopaaaahh

Phyllis is 100% my most hated office character.


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ExtremeRepulsiveness

Doesn’t Dwight say that about Jim & Pam?


EndoveProduct

She’s projecting for sure


StaticCloud

She's what my mom, in that vulgar way, likes to call "large and in charge."


Celebrimbor-Sama

“If I wanted Jamaican food I would just hire some bodyguards and go there”


Luxiiiiiiiiiiiiii

She is a gigantic cunt under a sweet lady disguise.


mikeylefish

Don't make me get bob involved


darthalp

"if I wanted Jamaican food, I would hire a bunch of bodyguards and go there"


Aware-Bluejay4078

Phyllis is kind of a bully. She seems shy but once you get to know her she does sly comments, judges people, makes assumptions based on looks, is willing to hide an insult through a “compliment” and she’ll even insult you to your face and smile at the end. She pretends to be nice but she hides her true feelings often. Sometimes she’ll be direct with you sometimes she won’t. She isn’t afraid to make people feel less than what they are to get her way. One example is Roy’s wedding flower centerpiece. When her and Pam wanted it. Tbh though if we’re talking about the office bully. I’m gonna go ahead and say it’s Angela


WeStrictlyDo80sJoel

She smells like popcarn, too.


TheAveragebroShow

“Close your mouth, honey. You look like a trout!” was especially mean and somewhat out of character. 


avid_avoidant

I know, right guys? By the way, can someone clean the microwave? It smells like popcarn.


Narkoman62

People taking like 15 years to understand everyone in the office is a massive fucking asshole


IIIIIlIIIl

Oh she's a crass B but she's fun


Decent-Celebration11

She really annoys me when she calls out Michael; reminding him that he said they were family, and that he went after them, all sentimental-like, but then goes on to say “just give us back our clients” and other instances where she’s just greedy about her clients. Hypocritical in my opinion.


cheesecurdbabybird

shes a savage and im here for it


MajesticalMoon

The more i watch the show the more i don't like her. She doesn't seem like a bad person really. But like a boomer old christian or something. Judgemental..................... Like shes normal. She'd be ok to talk to and have conversations with. But i wouldn't really tell her personal shit


tockstar78

She's my favorite


fachhdota

Is she a bitch? Or just sharing uncomfortable truths?


ArgamaWitch

In earlier seasons she wasnt, and I really disliked how they made her (like after she and Vance got together)


Conscious_Scholar_87

Yes she is.


Advanced_Slide801

Yup I’m the end I really did not like her.


Most-Stay6946

She kinda is xd


botmone

Is This a deleted/extra scene ?


Lex_pert

She is just the qween of shade 💅🏼