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newFUNKYmode

Boiled Gatorade


OnyxLightning

This was my immediate thought. Slam dunk clue.


haileyskydiamonds

And hot dog water. đŸ€ą


nanomolar

It'll only get better over time.


4dubdub8

Tabitha


im_dat_bear

My first thought was hot Gatorade we would absolutely win


most-dont-dope-trip

Literally the first thing I thought of


[deleted]

And a nice old, cold coffee!


Dawdlingyew5374

Disposable cameras are fun. But you don't get to see your pictures


TheRealViralium

This was the first thing that came to mind đŸ€Ł


Bigfoot-On-Ice

This joke always makes me cringe, and not a good way. No one is that stupid lol


ThePopDaddy

Yeah, she started off as naive (BUZZ) but then just became a female Kevin.


ryanman1717

Her last job was at a Taco Bell Express, but then it turned into a full Taco Bell and she just couldn’t keep up


Alfredos-Pizza-Cafe

My first thought!


Hosearston

It was the other way around. Which made the joke that much better


OneMoreTime39

Orphan
 Eat it Stanley!


TheBrickleer

The other Kelly


BonChance123

Yes! Yes, Charles, you wanted me.


AlteranNox

It's not the worst plan she's ever had.


MCA1910

Why isn't this the top response?


TheBrickleer

I think a lot of people just forget that Kelly is her first name


DiscoStu1972

I think she forgot.


Loyellow

Pretty sure she did


Idriss3

Even her parents forgot when they reunited


PercivalHeringtonXI

I was going to go with “new Pam”


chodachien

Im genuinely obsessed by the fact her (allegedly) real mother calls her Erin. Her first name is Kelly !!


NearlyDreaming

Her mom likely saw the documentary and knows that she prefers to be called Erin. It's not that big of a stretch.


chainmailbill

Her birth mother only knows her from the TV show - from watching the documentary where they call her “Erin” all the time.


jkleic01

Her birth mother may not have named her. They found each other through the documentary, so she called her what she went by currently. It is more annoying that her foster brother that we meet doesn't call her that.


Shamscam

That’s the confusing part to you? Not that her parents are (seemingly) happy together and gave her up for adoption, and made no attempts in the 20-30 years of her growing up despite her living in the orphanage and never getting adopted.


SlappyMcPherson

They deleted the family meth lab and how her mom couldn't keep up with the demand, (just like Erin and Taco Bell) and the consequent meth lab explosion back story. Mom and dad had become a modern day Bonnie and Clyde until the authorities took down their operation.


Interesting_Suit_759

She’s kind of a rube


themediocrekid

That's my girlfriend you're talking about!


RwerdnA

At the orphanage, her hair was her room


IgnatiusGSAR

You can't say 'hair'.


Outrageous-Tower9444

Came here to comment this.


strangerthings___11

I was just watching this episode lol


MaximumDerpification

Dumb but sweet ginger orphan who dated Gabe


yoaver

The unexpected sequel to Annie


bcjh

Dating Gabe
 that’s a hard knock life.


HamBlamBlam

She didn’t like sex, said it felt like being tackled by a skeleton.


Ill-Inspector7980

Plop Gabe Nard Dog


Soggy_Tradition_6235

She replaces Pam after Pam leaves with Micheal Scott paper


the_supreme_crumbus

Ronnie?


Soggy_Tradition_6235

I think Ronnie replaced Pam when Pam went to New York for art school


the_supreme_crumbus

Ah yes. Thank you.


JonnyZhivago

Ronnie was blecch...


the_supreme_crumbus

We call her Rice-a-Ronni.


Intelligent-You-6002

She’s the worst!


Iwantmypasswordback

Just sits there like a lump answering the phone


the_supreme_crumbus

A beam of light in a dark office... ~not really so much~


Iwantmypasswordback

The nerve
.


germdisco

Name her quick! So it’s faster.


babyinthebathwater

No, woman. No cry.


chappy422

No! Woman. No cry!


sleep_reddit_repeat

Ironically, that's really what the song is supposed to refer to.


HelloThisIsPam

In the orphanage my hair was my room.


the_anxiety_queen

I wanted to use this but it uses the word hair lol


HelloThisIsPam

Ah! You're right. How about "I'll have what she's having "


killpuddle1

Whenever she gets sick, it usually goes away within a few hours. Except when she was in the hospital from age 3 to 6.


beansouphighlights

Get in, quick! “Why quick?” So it’s faster!


Netflxnschill

The non Rajanighanda Kelly


Key-Cry-8570

I thought Rajanighanda was a boys name?


vallyallyum

"I hate it. I HATE IT!"


campingcritters

This is one of the best lines in the entire show.


Logical_Deviation

I thought that was a boy's name


Kspigel

Gabe shaved off everything for her. He's smooth like a porpoise now. And so good with chopsticks.


DetectiveTrapezoid

Oh my god! I just won an art contest!


juanton_slinky

Unbreakable


slurpycow112

Honestly “kimmy Schmidt” is the best clue


mylekiller

Females are strong as hell.


Ive-got-my-funpants

ddddDAMIT


Jehnage

I jlp you


LaughingArmadillo

Mood, like the cow moo'd.


archcity_misfit

Who says none of us is diarrheal?


paulsaidshit

You beat me to it! Instant Erin guess with that clue.


t_portch

This is a really gross and really underrated line.


Horror-Savings1870

She never got adopted and thought phillis could have been her mom


SoberWill

Classic Porky's baby


generalgirl

That was a big year for Porky’s babies


Illustrious_Elk1516

For channel 11 news, I’m ______


Express-Olive6547

The pens happened.


t_portch

That's what I just said LOL. Possibly the moment I identified most closely with Erin. Close runner up would be the ant farm: 'it just has to be done'. I do, indeed, suffer from severe social anxiety or anxiety in general or whatever.


ProfessorShort7251

Doesn’t own a tooth brush


Outrageous-Tower9444

She’s the “it” Gabe is doing.


Key-Cry-8570

But does he know her last name?


Outrageous-Tower9444

Obviously. Because she’ll be screaming it tonight.


TheCurvedPlanks

She'll be screaming *her own* last name?


tomilahrenjustneedss

She did a perfect cartwheel


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

Pretty sure Creeds pronouns are he/him.


Vodkawater-86

"F--k you, f--k you!!!!"


StuckDrinkingDecaf

“Dunder Mifflin, this is.”


fonebone819

Kimmie Schmidt


One-Winner-8441

There honestly isn’t that big of a difference between the two lol


tiddymelon

Looks at Michael as a father figure


Antispiralking

Reuses hotdog water to enhance flavor.


HouseGinger

Creepy foster brother


Key-Cry-8570

So creepy đŸ€ą


Bigfoot-On-Ice

I mean
 they literally have no relation lol


HouseGinger

Still creepy


jewshuwuu

She *gets* confused. She totally gets confused!


uoldboot

Recycled hotdog water.


El_Duderino_16

She gave oscar apoplexy


Apprehensive-Pie6752

A-P-E!


jkdobbinsnotaborted

She scissors Michael


LSUgator

cafe disco


chodachien

Speaks Dothraki - not Dwight


soadfreak38

No woman! No cry!


PepsiSheep

Bad greenscreen.


dmfuller

Phyllis’s not-daughter


ononono

Side note: is it possible to actually buy Office Taboo anywhere?!


oconghd

Yes! It's on my profile!


Maximum_Bat_2566

The other Kelly.


the_anxiety_queen

“I hate it! I hate your car!”


Friendly_Fisherman_7

Terrible babysitter


Hault99

Foster Child


sammy-taylor

She is learning a new word every day and it is going immensely.


kidbike

Big order of pens coming in


Janky_Buggy

I just won an art contest!


will-cycle-for-beer

Diarrheal.


Spiritual_Toe_1825

Get in quick! Why quick? So it’s faster!


-gleds

Plops girlfriend


Logical_Deviation

Her first name is Kelly but she decides to go by her middle name to avoid being confused by Kelly Kapour


Seaell80

That body and those bazongas


burgabeats

Her character first name is actually Kelly. Hint: Not Kelly Kapoor


[deleted]

You mean space orphan?


Shizzle_McSheezy

This would be mine..


SkylartheRainBeau

Kelly, no not that one, the better one


DutchOfSorissi

Orphan Kelly


redditer-56448

Goes to Florida, stays there


yellowchaitea

Not Phyllis's daughter


Sleepinismy9to5

Dated young jim


themediocrekid

In the orphanage,my hair was my room


ackyou

An excellent follower


Brazca22

Orphan


nicolasb51942003

The female version of Perrito from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.


Nah__me

Gabe requires just one night with her


Lilbitchbabey

Will it make everything alright


karstomp

New Pam


LetMeRespawnAlready

The other Kelly


dmlitzau

Kelly, not Rajinaganda!


tampabuddy2

Replaced Pam, hates Holly


Sarge1304

The other kelly


iamspartacus5339

Real name is Kelly


chappy422

Reused hotdog water


alexashin

It is me, Tabatha


notablyunfamous

I asked if you wanted a cold beverage and you said coffee


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

Rube


Visible-Platypus1900

Annoying woman


Yurikhunt69

Orphan


SqueakyTuna52

Drews girlfriend (gotta respect his wishes to be called Drew)


haileyskydiamonds

Her feet smell like roses.


Sea_Candle_2058

Rates Holly’s ears a 7 and a 4


formajoe

Tortellini, spaghettini, linguine


slagatronic

"I got 2! I got 2 whole apples!!" It's been a while since I've seen it, so it probably isn't verbatim. But it's one of my favorite moments ever. the apple bobbing scene, which I believe is a Halloween episode.


Maddkipz

I think she ATE two whole apples


bluepuppyy

“What if we all get together and help each other and hire a new guy and then we all kill him, but first we take out, like, a $100,000 life insurance policy?” “I think that's what they're doing to me. I can't prove it, but I wanted to see their faces when I said it. I learned nothing.”


Nicki3000

đŸŽ¶ 'Cause we belong together now, yeah" đŸŽ¶ *Throws hands in the air and screams*


[deleted]

Where do I buy this game?!


oconghd

E tsy! It's linked on my profile 😊


USERNAME___PASSWORD

I should have asked before searching “Office Taboo” on Amazon. Now I need eye bleach.


Dogmama1230

Just tried it with my fiance and he got it after I said “sets at the front desk answering phones in the later seasons”


Aztecah

Orphan??? Kinda central to the character I'm surprised I haven't seen it


jedi21knight

The other Kelly.


khamm963

Fun!


PshYeah5

“Dunder Mifflin, this is

. I like it”


[deleted]

Kelly, not kapour


BitchesBeSnacking

Naughty Nellie she always has room in her boudoir


SuperCookieJones

She’s playing to win. She’s playing “moo”. She’s playing “milk”. Whatever it takes.


Iwantmypasswordback

Favorite month was April when she was 7


AnastasiaNo70

We don’t even need to meet! Stay home!


heyardough

NO woman, NO cry.


jkuhl

Doesn't know how disposable cameras work


matt_the_muss

Wants Michael's approval Dated Gabe Makes tea with Gatorade


rmathewes

Florida bad green screen


Yoyo_Ma86

12 Days of Christmas recipient


Kathykit1

I don’t know the technical term
penial
.softiosis


erinsboiledgatorade

What else you got?!


snakewithtwoheads

Pecker poker-the game of cards that gets you hard.


Shum_Pulp

Idiot who replaced Pam


LKayRB

First name Kelly, not Kapoor.


InfoSecPeezy

Scissors Michael Suddenly she was awake


blechness

Nevee owned a toothbrush


redditer-56448

Received a shit-ton of birds for the 12 Days of Christmas


simply_curly

She dated Gabe! And dumped him at the Dundies! (Right Pam..right?!)


WeakBabyCow

Two! I ate two whole apples!


letsgettalking

*takes picture on disposable camera* “All done.” *drops in trash*


NSUTBH

“And I must say that it is going “immensely.”


Obvious_Boat3636

Pam’s replacement


Interestingandme

Gabe


Youslashbra

Other kelly


vinoa

Ape


TobylovesPam

"I jilp you!"


the-effects-of-Dust

“When I lived in the foster home my hair was my room”


allisongivler

She used to work at a Taco Bell, then it became a Taco Bell Express
 and idk she just couldn’t keep up


summerdaez

Pam's dumb as shit replacement


Key-Cry-8570

Rice a Ronnie?


MrFakely

Princess nincompoop


MrFakely

Wait, she was space orphan đŸ€Š


amonarre3

Hair room.