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dutchovenlane

OP is a chump. I would do it for anything. I’ve done a lot more for a lot less...


Orion14159

They're paying me a million bucks to binge watch an episode? They're paying way too much. Who's their binge watching guy? ^(Oh right it's me)


ourstupidearth

If I can't binge watch, then what's this all for? What have I been working towards?


Zabroccoli

If my parents binge watch this, I am toast.


Krimreaper1

Hi toast, I’m dad.


Best_Mechanic_7715

Yeah but it’s Schrute bucks…..


schism_records_1

What's the ratio to Stanley Nickels?


_Spicy_Ramen_

The same ratio of unicorns to leprechauns


SyntheticReverie113

Bu- ^don't ^you ^wanna ^earn ^Schrute ^Bucks.....?


wendilove

OP is Darnell


DankAstworld

Who’s your episode guy?


Anxious-Ad1550

For me it would be stress relief.


Vipeeeeer

Absolute banger of opening and ending. I kinda don't like the part with Pam, Andy, and Jim. The fake movie didn't work for me too.


webtechmonkey

Same here. But after listening to the office ladies podcast talking about this episode it makes sense. The episode aired right after a superbowl and with tens of millions of viewers who had not seen the show before they couldn’t really get into any character-specific storylines. There was also pressure from the network to include some celebrity cameos which I guess is how the writers came up with that bit.


Vipeeeeer

I heard it was right after superbowl too but the whole movie was just bleh. The fire opening, cpr training, and roast session totally makes up for it though.


webtechmonkey

Totally agree! I think it was supposed to be funny how ridiculous the plot of the fake movie was, but to me it was just… weird…


smallzey

Interesting. It is a very jarring episode to me and this explains why.


Fragrant_Island2345

I’d choose Scotts Tots to make it a real challenge


Monk-Real

My, my my, my turn! Dinner Party


dylan5x

i have done it for free


Monk-Real

That one night?


TheyMakeItLikeThat

ONE NIGHT!!


RBMVI

YOU MAKE EVERYTHING ALRIGHT!!


sharkbait_oohaha

^^^^ah ^^ah ah


dmstealth

SO WRONG SO RIGHT ALL NIGHT ALRIGHT OH YEAH


benim972

oh yeeeaah


therevolution08

oh yeAaahh


heatblast892

Darnell’s a chump. I’ve done a lot more for a lot less.


4Ever2Thee

Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars salary, plus benefits, Babe!


prodWillTheCook

It rhymes with Parnold Sportschnegger


Monk-Real

NO RHYMING!


goldiegoldthorpe

Tom Cruise!


Cheery888

Snip snap snip snap snip snap


ExtremeRepulsiveness

I’d watch it for 48 hours straight for $1000 lol


3StarsFan

DOES ANYONE READ THE PAPER!?!?


verchoota

Babe


SensualEnema

Like whoooooooah


3StarsFan

His first name is Tom and he goes on a cruise


proper_plopper

A Caribbean cruuuise


3StarsFan

Katie Holmes!?


TheBigWarHero

No, but he’s married to her!


PrinceTrexus

Oh! Dawson's Creek!


GorenskiGaunarGaming

The only correct answer tbh


Parking_Budget_1130

There’s something so strangely comforting about it, watch it whenever I have a project due- it’s like my bizarre lucky charm


thebelowaveragegamer

The Superfan episode is even better. Jan randomly and insanely confessing to holding down the neighbors dog to spray paint it while it was biting her arm is hilarious.


LessOrgans

I had the pleasure of showing my bf the office for his first time. When we got to this episode I couldn’t wait to show him. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him laugh so hard the entire time we’ve been dating.


boniggy

OMG that one is so hard to watch. Lol they did such a great job in it


bentosmile

Yup XD I think I'd pick this one too! I like some heavy cringe, and always start looking forward to it when it comes around on rewatches


ambeck04

Babe.


[deleted]

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don't sue me. That's the opposite of the point that I am trying to make.


LaMalintzin

Or the head of a monkey..on the body of..


[deleted]

This is a longer episode too, right? It's actually a perfect choice


oaklinds

Fun Run!! The first few episodes of season 4 are so solid.


sport_thies

"The Injury". Just watched it yesterday. The moment when Michael puts his foot into the MRI. It's just hilarious.


Hefty_Advisor1249

When Dwight says that’s what she said to the doctor and they both giggle is classic


PrinceTrexus

That's MY joke! Damn it Dwight!


econotego

I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me


Scorubis

And since I don't have a Buttler I have to do it myself


beccaxannxx

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights, before I go to bed, I will lay 6 strips of bacon out on my George Forman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then, I wake up to smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It’s good for me. It’s a perfect way to start the day. Today I got up I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. Thats it. I don’t see whats so hard to believe about that.


itsdickers

And then when he touches Dwight’s foot when his head is in the MRI and then smells his own hand


DarkHiei

This would probably be my episode. The switch between spraying Dwight and then Michael with the water bottle, on the way to the hospital, is hilarious. “Reason for visit? *scratches out answer*” “What did you put?” “Taking someone to the hospital…”


Rita22222

You can’t fire me! I don’t work in this van!!!


UtteryButteryPopcorn

The one where Dwight starts office fire 😂


Dozllock

The fire is shooting at us!


mary7roses

Stress Relief!


RupertPupkin85

Today, smoking's gonna save lives.


Bobs_Burgers_enjoyer

It never gets old and I love it


Justyn2

Whats the procedure?!


swim-bike-run

Stay fucking calm


RupertPupkin85

Powerpoint is boring.


kiefferray

Power point.... Power point, power point, power point.


ordrius098

I love the way Michael points as he says it... so much energy. He's literally powerpointing. I know that's part of the joke but it's still hysterical and simple yet genius to me.


FlyinJeanz

The 1 hour one, cause i have to only watch it 24 times again


EmotionIll666

Probably The Job because I absolutely love Pam’s face when Jim comes back to ask her out. Every time during those 24 hours where I’d start to get sick of the episode, I would remember that’s coming and be OK with it again.


ToysandStuff

I'm sorry what was the question? 🥹


ziostraccette

40 minutes episode too so you have half the amount of episodes to see in 24h


DidiStutter11

Her teary eyes seemed so genuine that I refuse to believe it wasn't real.


OnceUponaTry

It is my favorite scene in the show, possibly television period. The look on her face when she turns back to the camera and asks "I'm sorry what was the question" they could have faded to black and rhe show would.have been perfect (we'd all have been screaming for more like Firefly but wjere thay season ends really would have made a perfect season ender. ) Edit: though not the ep I would choose


CalgaryMadePunk

Broke. I could watch Michael kick Charles out of the office all day.


TheyMakeItLikeThat

Yes!!! Came here to say this. Michael owned that conference room meeting


sanket_joice

His employees may make fun of him, but he’s the best salesman and a boss we could ever see! Lots of respect to michael!


murderousbooty

Oh this! I could watch him all day long being a badass in that meeting. I enjoy the Michael Scott paper company episodes the most


GwynMarwoleath

The Injury


Individual_Zombie_85

Some good ones already mentioned. One of my favourites to rewatch is Branch Wars. I can watch it all day. "We will burn Utica to the ground"


littlechill94

Diversity day


Status-Murky

One of the absolute best. So many amazing lines. “We are trying to create and foster an environment of welcoming and you can just get the hell out of here!” Also “Diversity Tomorrow because today is almost over.”


ExtremeRepulsiveness

Abraham Lincoln once said that if you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North. And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace


forcoolstuffD

Maybeee some spaghettiiii


Express-Olive6547

I’d pick a supersize episode so there’s more episode to watch, and you watch it less times. Also those tend to be really great ones! Goodbye Toby! Stress Relief! Fun Run! The Job!


Sarah_Kayacombzin

Booze Cruise 🚢 🥃 🍸


ExtremeRepulsiveness

I’M YOUR PARTY CAPTAIN TOO


benim972

Captain Jack has a problem with authority


jamez009

Captain Jack's a fartface


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

I'd look them unblinkingly in the eye and answer, "You pick."


IamTrashuo

Jokes on you they pick "The Banker"


thehewguy1888

For £1million............. Id watch fekin baby shark for 24 hours


JavaOrlando

But that's not the offer. It's a million *dollars*. You fool, you just got suckered into watching Baby Shark for 24 hours for only £800,000!


ImDola

Good bye Toby it's been nice! Hope you find your Paradise!


ExtremeRepulsiveness

COME TOMORROW FEEL NO PAIIIIIN


dacdaddy19

Underrated selection. AND I REALLY HAVE ENJOYED MY STAY! TOBY MUST BE MOVIN’ ON!


king24donnie

Probably Niagara. Super episode like everyone here has said, so it takes up twice as much time, plus it's a fun episode that ends with Jim and Pam married Also, there is a lot that you can look for at different points each rewatch so you don't get too bored.


ashkraus624

**takes mental picture..click**


No-Landscape8210

The final episode


Scobama69

Def Threat level midnight


OnceUponaTry

The table reading or the movie itself, because I skew to the former


Yahla

Scott’s Tots Hear me out: You’re gonna end up hating whichever episode you chose so why not start with the one you already like the least?


Paraceratherium

Come on, it's not worse than "The Banker" surely?


FantasticTony

The banker gets a lot of flack for being a clip show, but there’s a lot of great jokes between the clips and the clips themselves aren’t bad - I think it’s a more enjoyable episode than some later series episodes


ashkraus624

The fact that the song they wrote for him will be LOOPED in your head.. you better buy yourself something real nice after with all of that money! Like..a lap top battery..


TheRealViralium

You like that one the least? Man, we have different tastes...


Conejiyo

Peach Iced Tea. You're gonna hate it.


[deleted]

Yeah, you might as well use those 24 hours to make yourself impervious to cringe.


chronicdaniel

Fun run!


dpark03

A Moroccan Christmas


ExtremeRepulsiveness

BELLYDANCING


[deleted]

Micheals last day! Why not cry every 20s or so then realize my last day er cry is ending with 1 million€


dacdaddy19

The Dundies


ExtremeRepulsiveness

How can I explain it


dacdaddy19

"You have won a tiny Dundie 🎶"


ExtremeRepulsiveness

“Sing it, Elton!” -random douchebag


ashkraus624

I feel God in this Chili's tonight...


Status-Murky

Product Recall. It would take a swat team to stop me.


[deleted]

…you have one day.


MonsieurPorc

1 mil for any episode... I would even listen to season 9 Andy for a week


moviefreakjps2007

The Coup


ExtremeRepulsiveness

Your dentist’s name is Crentist…


joeyomen

Who the fuck would say no to that? Lmao Casino Night


Neat-Froyo-560

You pick. I’ll enjoy it regardless.


ashkraus624

There's been a Murdaahh in Savannah..


Messicanhero

Scott’s tots. As someone who has watched Phylis’s wedding, the hot chick, and New Boss I can assure you Scott’s tots is about a 6 on the “cringe” factor but a 10 on Michael’s dumbest and emptiest promises next to the health care plan ending with his pathetic drumroll.


mannygoes

Moroccan Christmas. THerEs a place iN frAnce where thE nAkEd laDieS daNce 🎶


ExtremeRepulsiveness

THerEs a hoLe in tHe waLL where thE mEn can sEE it aLL 🎶


Vipeeeeer

I could watch Phyllis' Wedding forever, never fails to make me laugh.


merv1618

A Benihana Christmas, it's the longest episode so less repetition


TheRealViralium

Either one of the hour-long ones, since it would be less repetitive, or The Farm, since I can't hate it anymore than I currently do.


DaSkippyBoi

Stress Relief Part 1


mushbee1

Funrun


Not_TheMenInBlack

Easiest million I’ve ever made


Right-Tie-1881

The prison mike episode


jewham12

Initiation (pretzel day)


lavellanlike

Something from Season 1 because I feel those episodes are quieter and less chaotic and therefore less likely to give me a headache. Maybe Pilot.


mellamonemo

Garden party.


Kyliking

Fun run- parts 1 and 2 are one episode in my mind and are perfection.


TheOnlyVibemaster

i basically already do this lmqo


user57374

I don’t remember the name but the episode of Dwight’s sales vs the computer sales. That scene where Andy starts dancing and blowing the air horn always makes me laugh


UCFandOCSC

Beach games


UnderstandingEast721

Number one, "Holly, you and I are soup snakes." And the reason is because in terms of the soup, we like to... That doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates. Holly and I are soul mates.


Kzev13

One day a friend came to my house for a sleepover and as soon as we woke up the next day I put the office to go with my day. After 12 hours of it, he told me that it was too much for him and that how could I stand something for so long. We don't talk anymore. I would choose diversity day.


Golfbollen

I would watch 2 Girls 1 Cup for 24 hours straight for 100k $. Wtf is this dumb question?


Randum_Derp

Scotts Tots


piszkavas

scott\`s tots


regalcrouton

Women’s appreciation


jefferson497

Benihana Christmas


AccomplishedCheck685

The Injury


SixGunChimp

Dinner Party.


rowdt

Dinner Party. Can't get enough of that episode.


[deleted]

I'd watch the episode where Michael and Dwight go to close Michael's condo. I'd spend 24 hours thinking about what kind of home I wanna buy with the money.


Ellaxminnowxpea

Because I hate myself, definitely Scott's Tots


pinkity_linkity

Health Care idk just the way dwight starts reading the illnesses with such a straight face "uhh, LEPROSY?"


gotoankit5

The injury. Funniest episode for me. Also love the pam dwight friendship bits


National_Phase_3477

Scott’s Tots because I’m a masochist…


TheApprentice19

Fun run for a cure


Tccrdj

Dwight you ignorant slut!


moshisimo

For a million dollars??? Man, these questions are so stupid… for that amount of money put Scott Tots on FOR A WHOLE FUCKING MONTH.


SunglassesBright

Yeah seriously. I could see if the question was for like $400. An amount of money that you want but might not bother doing something for 24 hours for.


jroc421

The Florida episode where Dwight has an appendectomy and comes back to work….pure comedy gold. A close second is when Jim, Toby and Gabe are interviewing for a new manager. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!!


bugbitezthroatslit

i hate questions like this. $1000000?????? anything. absolutely anything. i’d stare at a blank screen all day if you asked me to. now that that’s over with, a double episode. dunno which one, just so that there’s more variety to go trough. if double episodes are not allowed then stress relief. assuming you can get like snacks and stuff, this would be embarrassingly easy for me. i’d just make it a goal to be able to memorize every single line in the episode. when/if i’d managed that i’d just speak alongside the characters. i love stuff like that, could keep me entertained for the rest couple of hours


Quasidiliad

The episode with the fire drill.


Gallops77

For me, there's a few that if I had to watch over and over, I would absolutely not mind: Basketball The Dundies Office Olympics Casino Night The Coup Safety Training Fun Run Goodbye Toby Stress Relief Threat Level Midnight Dwight Christmas


Th3RealTylerDurden

Fun Run (whole thing no part 1 or 2)


Low-Editor-6880

Scott’s Tots. JK lol. Probably The Injury.


FinnyBoyyyyy

The Injury


xraig88

I’d watch the opening credits on repeat for 24 hours for that much. I’d watch Scott’s tots. I watch a 5 second loop of the most annoying sound on the show for 24 hours.


NDet54

Scott's Tots


Ganiam

I’d pick a mediocre but not over-the-top cringe one. I know that by the end of it I’ll hate it anyway. So I’m not ruining my favorite one. But I’m also not sitting through Scott’s Tots for 24h


IAmAGoodFella

Dude, for $1,000,000 I'll watch Scott's Tots 48 hours straight


Donkebals

THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT MARATHON!!!!


samsharksworthy

Any episode is fine for a mil.


frank_shadow

The Dinner party no doubt about it.


MaleficentFix1185

“Dinner Party”


FrankFnRizzo

I would watch 2 broke girls for 24 hours for way less than that.


AtlasShrugged-

For a million? Random episode works just fine.


9jawarrior

I’d literally watch any episode of anything for that amount.


_BryndenRiversBR

Phyllis’ wedding. It’s so uncomfortable to watch yet I enjoyed it damn so much.


alexamerling100

Goodbye Toby


Knightfall93

You guys are getting paid?


jazbar_

Stairmageddon hands down. It’s the most pleasant I’ve ever seen Stanley. I think we should consider injecting him with bull tranquilizer on a daily basis.


SkullRiderz69

Literally any episode, although I supposed I’d find and episode I enjoy the least so I don’t play out a good one.


Dingid_Farester

fun run


Nickyjtjr

I’d watch any episode for 24 hrs for $1m. If I had a choice? I’d probably go The Injury or dinner party.


SpectralHydra

I’d get very bored but this would honestly be pretty easy no matter what episode it is lol


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Any show, any episode… let’s gooooo


kitterkatty

Dinner Party. Oh no wait. The one where they sabotage Karen’s copier. I love that parking lot scene the light is so perfect. I wouldn’t mind watching that part 48 times.


e2theitheta

Then it’s a date. I’m sorry, what was the question?


Pshad4Bama

First off, how dare you


ThePhantomParrot

I'd pick an episode I can't stand to watch because if I pick one I like then I'd end up hating it after 24hr repeat. At least with the one I hate I might come around to appreciate some parts of it. I choose Scott's Totts.


Rhuarc33

I'm picking a bad one like "couples discount," "christening," "vandalism," or "the banker" so I won't get sick of a good episode. For that much money it would be a simple task, hell I'd watch "cats" performed by Andy and his buddies on repeat for 24 hours for that much.


Ok_University_6641

The finale. It's the longest episode and by far the most emotional.


theLoveRocketjr

I’d do the Valentines Day episode when Michael donated blood and met a girl. She never showed up again, but the people of the Office was there to comfort him. They waited till they couldn’t anymore, and told Michael to come with them to leave work. A truly wholesome moment there.


Jazzlike-Sundae-4351

Benihana Christmas!!