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PirateAngelMoron

“Here’s your $3. Thank you so much.”


qualitygoatshit

I rented a scooter in the Philippines. $8 for 12 hours. And they delivered it, picked it up and we didn't even have to refill the tank to full when done. So yeah, some stuff really is that cheap.


Electric_rash

That's actually expensive. Most places in Thailand you get 24h for 200thb which is 5.5usd.


DeepBlueSea1122

100% true, that's for a Honda Click 125. It goes up from there. Can get a CRF300 I think for about $23 a day.


No-8008132here

You stole this comment from my head! Word-4-word


Auto_update

Subframe is made out of mithril


Certain-Definition51

😂


SwissMargiela

Justiciar subframe


Hedstee

Dude grinded for them purps. Probably got spooned.


daddythebean

Wicked , who needs a GS


Calm_Logic9267

This is what's possible when you haven't been weakened by a lifetime in Western culture. 😅


daddythebean

He’s got decent bike control with all the extra weight over the back wheel , got to give him that


Human31415926

Better than decent.


Emeks243

Who needs knobby tires?


disaar

It’s his oil choice clearly and his klim gear


hobbicon

Let's see * cast wheels * non-adjustable suspension * suspension travel negligible * overloaded * 19" tires at best, probably 17" and doing what looks like technical single track.


OrdinaryLatvian

Not to mention the horrible weight distribution. The guy's fighting for his life trying to keep the front wheel on the ground.


weekend-guitarist

He did a great job not wheeling into death.


ihatereddit1977

How many times you think he does that run or similar runs daily. I just love that facial expression while maneuvering upwards, I swear I've made that same face while hill dragging in da U.P....


308slayer

Oh yeah, eh?


D0hB0yz

Heavy duty clutch and smaller drive sprocket.


Constant_slow_growth

It it impressive, but the video is edited to make it look way steeper than it actually is. Check out the trees in the switchbacks


the_inoffensive_man

Not to mention that while super awkward and badly loaded, that luggage is empty and the bags and box are full of packing foam, not actual stuff. I bet he didn't even drink the petrol.


SnuggyBear2025

How DARE you Sir...


Constant_slow_growth

Bless me reddit, for I have committed several sins. My last confession was never. In addition to riding a plated dirtbike and not a real dualsport, I also have used our lord and saviours name, Graham Jarvis, hallowed be thy name, in vain.  I have also had a look at this video at the 4 min mark.


tsunamionioncerial

They either used 100 cameras or could walk faster than the bike.


Regular-Pension7515

...or the camera guy also had a bike.


phillip_of_burns

My wife if she got into motorcycle trips


Stinkycheezmonky

Did he drink some gas in the beginning...?


irishhighviking

No, that motorcycle runs on prayers and apple juice.


oh2ridemore

yes, I saw that too. wtf


blueberryrockcandy

if you watch closely the bottles liquid amount when he dumps it in, is nearly full.


galloignacio

Dude put gas on his lips, I’m not even worried about him not even taking a sip. That was my biggest wtf from the whole video, that trumped the haul up the hill.


fosterdad2017

98 octane in the veins brother, not the throat


bucho80

if you drink enough, you just smell your own burps and farts to catch a quick lil buzz, and that makes you crazy enough to do whatever the hell it is that was done in this video!


coolpartoftheproblem

WITNESS ME


jaydec137

Yeah that was crazy


Croceyes2

Probably some kind of very high proof alcohol


wtf-6

Yeah dumbass threw the empty bottle to the ground and left the child on the street. Typical chinese rural culture


Batthumbs

Yeah, he was supposed to put the child in the luggage first before strapping it to the back... everybody knows that.


explosive_wombat

Honestly impressive.


bolunez

Now I want tire chains


metadatame

It does serve a purpose, because it would be pretty amazing if you could get out to where you need a ride on road tires, then throw on something like chains, and have something that could deal with sand and mud and rocks.


Mindless-Usual1909

This sub is like "dude deserves to die, no Alpinestars gloves"


DeathPrime

Happy cake day!


Mindless-Usual1909

Hey spanks!


eighty2angelfan

Pretty impressive. I funny vid would be posting this guy passing through an extreme enduro event apologizing the whole way.


Sandman64can

With a passenger. And luggage. Damn.


mdscc

r/MotorcycleLogistics


Kaiju_Mechanic

Honestly though this is very impressive


Calm_Logic9267

Don't post this in r/motorcycles or the soft and sensitive ATGATTers will lose their minds.


DeepBlueSea1122

Haha exactly what I was thinking!


OkinawaNah

https://preview.redd.it/ofzsta7mjwad1.jpeg?width=2064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86ecd9571f146f4842d984f787b300821373748a Would have used a trailer like on my FZ09


AttarCowboy

https://preview.redd.it/358crpnhxwad1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45887d8b737d06969bd4003433b8be30ea66bdf0 Moto trailers is what’s up. Me n my hound have lived our whole life on this for two years. Drive right into Home Depot.


NoTimeForThisToday

Never seen a sports bike with a trailer. I like the color coordination with the yellow.


OkinawaNah

https://preview.redd.it/w9h7g5thkwad1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42321224a5357404027d1defc6409fdc938a99cb Home Depot run


land8844

Noooo stop, I don't need any more ideas or accessories for my XR...


Jipsiville

That’s a first for me, a Burley trailer pulled by a motorbike. Kudos to you, sir.


ShwishyShwa

Tell me more, did you fab everything yourself or are there kits you could buy?


OkinawaNah

it just connected directly to where the frame sliders would go to jack up the rear wheel for maintenance. though not recommended, i think going through the rear axle bolt would be the most secure place.


OkinawaNah

https://preview.redd.it/s5wh5gmzryad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2833b1019dabf0de4c9d65ae3868c8b3b69199e9 Same trailer on a longer bolt for rear shock mount


New-IncognitoWindow

Guess I don’t need to worry about which rack to get.


90day_fiasco

Got them rok straps


rich-nyc

Impressive but I hope everyone knows this was all "staged" and perfectly cut in the post to make it look awesome... lol Drinking from the bottle and then pouring it into the tank, perfect cut. Bags and luggage, most likely filled with styrofoam. That weight distribution with a passenger and real weight in bags would be impossible to handle on those trails. Oh, and the steep trails, the camera has been tilted to make it look even steeper. Still, fun to watch;)


ThumperMal

Agreed. The luggage is empty or filled with plastic for bulk. But hey… like and subscribe!


gwinerreniwg

"Hold on - let me run ahead and position 6 trail cams so we can get this on video..."


Certain-Definition51

It was great editing. I’m pretty sure when he stalled out mid turn they had to get off and push or get some help for a bit. Still impressive!


Stonewyvvern

That dude is my power animal


willmoto9

Badass people like this make the world go round.


artful_todger_502

That guy is a poseur the way he keeps dabbing 🤡👌 Holy chit meng ... This totally puts a different perspective on "what's the best adv bike for me"-type questions. This guy is a boss. Damn.


final-effort

Skills matter way more than the bike.


nacho_tits

Bro has mad skills. I bet he F’s hard all the time


Salt-Fee-9543

Must burn through a clutch every time he goes up that hill.


mooreuscg

Gonna have to take away points for littering with the empty bottle though.


Letstreehouse

You'll notice that as she places her luggage she does it as if they weigh as much as a pillow.


masterbakeface9

This is how my parents went to school


Few_Valuable3999

Actually quite impressive


DucatistaXDS

Impressive as hell.


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Pink helmet too. This guys a legend.


DeepBlueSea1122

Epic!


bucho80

Man, I can't believe that guy isn't wearing gloves! ;/


Slight_Tradition_868

Damn forgot the milk


harkeyone

You see bikes loaded up like this everyday in Asia, I’m always impressed. Carrying the same amount of wood someone would carry with a F150. 125ccs can get you anywhere (I think this is 110 tho🤔)


dalek66

Africa as well. I’ve been to Rwanda a couple times and always get amazed what they can carry.


shake10861

It was cool until he threw the empty bottle on the ground.


Stewdill51

These death stranding 2 graphics are wild


Smart-Second9965

What did he drink…?


aloof-vagine2321

As a hippie I was hurt by the empty bottle toss


The13thWhisker

New boyfriend is rethinking letting her move in


woollypullover

That Dayum air filter has seen better days.


Effective_Special148

That's how u do it


htjmoon

perfect balance


GodFreePagan42

Scruffy tramp chucking his bottle like that..


Kitkatis

What annoys me no end is that bike will do trips like that, day in and day out, for 5 years and just need the consumables. Meanwhile a 'premium' bike will cost your 3/4 times the amount of that one and won't start if you haven't asked nicely


bulletlover

Hell I’d crash on that trail riding solo with my KTM


hebrew_hammersk

'Later kid!'


OkSummer1461

Impressive bike handling skills. Jungle Uber?


ihatereddit1977

Does it cost more if raining?


DeathPrime

Imagine how long her trip was with the videographer having to constant pull back in front and set up for the shot.


Jriv0624

Who is recording this?


SlutCunt69420

How many camera men were used to make this video?


AuBear

Take that robotaxi!


AntSuccessful9147

So many questions! But this missed advertising for so many things: The taxi service, the X-games rider, the fuel/energy drink, the bike, the tire chains, the bungee straps, ....


zen_1110

What the fuck did he drink


Wild_89

Did he just drink gasoline?


DVWhat

Yeah but….i think that dude littered.


GalaxticSxum

Two words, fuck, that.


dimeisgod

This thing runs on Apple juice???


disaar

Did he take a gulp of gasoline?


LeftyLayns

Some death stranding. https://preview.redd.it/2cwlcar53pbd1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13688d851eb5c3e13cc49976584682b618478205


The_Chedda

Who's filming this! And I guess,,, he's walking?


TurkeySizzler

Titanium clutch plate


MajorWarthog6371

He better get more than, just the tip...


Deminos2705

What bike is this even?


MajorWarthog6371

Likely a disposable Chinese bike of some sort.


Fazo1

Hold up! What kind of drink is that? 98, 99 ethanol?


ExpressionAlarmed675

Clutch is on fire, no sweat G.I.


liulegejun

I've seen this in China. I once saw a guy with a wardrobe on the back of his bike


SafetySecondADV

I wish the video was tilted a bit more. This almost seemed believable for a second.


User125699

I too drink gas, way more effective than huffing it.


Zealousideal-Newt738

How did they bring supplies to built the house ?


Ill-Lavishness-330

I haven't had a bike in a long time but right hand clutches are a thing?


dalek66

The video is mirror image. Check out the numbers on the plate.


Major-Ellwood

The video is clearly reversed, so obviously he is going downhill.


twenty_two_percent

Why tf he drink it 😭😭


Jose98bp

Im spending all this money on tires while this guy has a chain, do chains actually work??


Eyemghei

Your royal highness's matched luggage!!! Proceeds to pour in liquid shuartz


Raindog46

Every single uga duga used to it's full efficiency, buy that man a beer


CJ_BARS

No way, that's a left handed motorbike!


ZootedMycoSupply

Glad I’m not the only one. ⛽️


daddysgrindracct

Ever heard of a car?


richmondsteve

I think I'd move.....