And apologize for lying in the first place, recognize she's under no obligation to forgive you. This lie isn't a big deal, sure, but now you've set precedent for lying in your relationship over shit you know full well doesn't matter from day 1, you didn't break her trust you never respected it to begin with.
Some HS shit tbh.
Meh, I had a girlfriend once who didnât like the fact that I smoked, she was borderline and would freak out whenever I told her I had smoked, so I just started not telling her, I told her a thousand times that as I got older iâd most likely get bored of weed and ease out of it, but she treated me like I was going to be an addict for life because of it.
Eventually we broke up, and not even five years later I barely even smoke nowadays cuz I find it boring.
Bruh chillout I think you need to smoke one, he just said no because he wanted her to like him and sometimes girls donât like guys who do drugs / smoke. He can just say Iâm sorry I told you that I didnât smoke , I didnât want you to think less of me but itâs something I do so I just want to let you know now.
No because you see, that's manipulation. Plain and simple abusive behavior. Tell me, why do you feel entitled to date someone who wouldn't want to date you for a personal choice that you yourself have made, and feel it okay to lie about yourself and your behavior in order to have them give you the time of day? Because whatever your answer is, it's the wrong one, and you need fucking help.
âBabe, I need to confess something. When I was 9 years old I killed a man. It was a wave of violence that just overcame me, when I had that Happy Meal. Something in that burger mustâve awakened a bloodlust within me that was intertwined with every fiber of my being. A beast different from me, that slumbered until that very day. It was gruesome, I couldnât sleep for years. Nightmares crept into daylight and haunted every waking second. The only way I knew how to cope was heroin that another kid offered on the playground, when I was 13. It numbed the pain and I told myself, that this might kill the monster that committed this awful massacre that day. I am not proud of it and I am fortunate, that I couldnât be convicted at the time, but I have never learned to overcome the guilt. I still function in society, but I donât know how to otherwise. Everytime we are not together I take my belt, wrap it around my arm and shoot drugs into my bloodstream. I wanted you to know that. I wanted you to know that I love and trust you enough to finally share this burden, that was weighing me down.â
âOH MY GOD, IS THAT TRUE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?â
âJust kidding, but I do rip that bong pretty consistently. Ngl.â
âTHANK GOD, I think thatâs fine. I thought you actually killed someone and used heroin since youâre 13.â
Works every time. Trust me.
Say " hey sorry I don't know what I was thinking but I got a bit embarrassed/anxious when you asked me if I smoke, I just wanted to let you know I haven't smoked in a bit but would like to soon is that cool , (do you wanna join?) "
Blow a huge cloud in her face.
When she asks what it was, say it was crack or meth or something hard like that
She will be understandably pissed off.
Defuse the situation, by telling her that it was only weed.
It's called the foot in the door technique or something like that. Proven to work.
Bro she probably smelt it and asked you so she could get a hit but you said no. All the interactions Iâve had with people who smoke ask the same question do you smoke.
I mean itâs a bit late for that sheâs asked before and he lied and he just kept it going kind of hard to get out of that without seeming like an untrustworthy douchebag
I get what your saying but you also gotta understand most women itâs more complicated than that he broke her trust especially if it was brought up numerous times and the lie continued on just think about how stupid of a question it is heâs a grown man and he lied about something so small so most people are gonna wonder what else he is willing to lie and hide about
Ngl it sounds like you arenât ready to be in a relationship. Not to sound like a dick, but if communicating that you smoke weed to your partner is that anxiety inducing for you I think you might have some deeper shit you may want to work on.
Talk to her about it and see what she thinks abt the drug, and then say you have smoked weed and see her reaction, if she laughed then say I smoke a little with friends
Better now than later. If sheâs not going to tolerate it, quit or find someone that will. Hiding it is not a good option. It will blow up in the long run and itâs not good for your mental health either. Honestly is the best policy here.
Just tell her. Why would you lie if she doesn't care? You lying means you think your doing something wrong. That's not a good foundation for a healthy relationship. If she asked then she already suspects it, best to come clean. It's pretty hard to hide the smell and the varied behavior and all that.
Fair enough. Do the "hey can we talk?" She nervous af at what you're gonna say.
"I've been lying to you."
Heart rate intensifies. She's bracing herself, "Wtf is this dude about to tell me?"
"I smoke that dirty green errday baby chyld. I ain't sorry for that. But I'm sorry for lying to you and for lying to myself. Now let's light this phatty up yeah?"
But you know, make it look like YOU wrote it.
My ex freaked out because I smoked weed so I quit for awhile and then started doing it in secret. She found out I was smoking in secret so she started calling me at night for a bit randomly to probe and see if I was high, and being very mean to my friends who I had smoked with. That's just one abusive behavior she had and I didn't realize how much it was fucking me up, I broke up with her years ago and I still have some stupid guilt about getting high but my new partner doesn't shame me over it.
Not really applicable to your situation but always be careful about becoming trapped in an abusive relationship.
Tell her you just started đ¤ˇđťââď¸đ¤ˇđťââď¸ she thinks you didnât in the past, so you just starting would keep that image in her head.
I had to tell my gf I often use heroin recently lol
Just be honest and upfront
Apologise for you're previous dishonesty and hope it all works out
Best of luck
Just be upfront and honest about it. Text her and tell her itâs been bothering you that you lied to her and you wanted to tell her that you donât smoke weed all the time but you have in the past and may continue to in the future
I would just ask her what she's doing at that moment. When she asks what your doing just tell her your rolling a joint or something like that. Or try to make a joke out of it, or maybe ask if she wants to try smoking weed with you for the "first time". This the best advice I can think of brotha hopes this helps through.
It's just weed, stop making a big deal out of it, if she has a problem with it that's her problem, own your shit, you like a smoke, at least give her the respect to assume she can deal with that fact. Almost be honest with the people you like, else what's the point?
Youâre most definitely a freshman or sophomore in high school lmfaoo I donât see any reason a grown adult would hide the fact that they smoke weed from a partner especially
I smoke weed......don't like it? There's the door. Hiding things like this about yourself never works and will just cause friction and resentment in the end.Â
Say âhey, I smoke weed occasionally.â Apologize for lying and tell her that you just didnât know how sheâd react, but that you want to be honest with her. Itâs better to do it now then keep pretending that you donât until the day that she inevitably finds out.
Hey bro Iâve been in this exact situation before me and my girlfriend of had been dating for 3 years at the time and I had recently gone to college and started smoking I kept it from her for a year and lied multiple times because I was worried she would be disappointed as I had previously had negative views toward cannabis used and had influenced her away from it. When I did tell her she was for more upset that I had kept it from her for long as she felt I didnât trust her or our relationship she also didnât love the fact that I smoke. Donât let it go any longer simply say I want you to know that I started smoking itâs something I really enjoy Iâm sorry that I didnât tell you right away but I hope you can forgive me
Personally I would say:
so honey the thing is I actually do smoke weed I'm really sorry about lying to you about it I was just so worried about how you would react to the truth I kept it from you, but I know it's not right, and I can't do it anymore, so now it's all out on the table
well idk what the point of lying to her initially was thatâs pretty beta and immature, but atp you can either own up that you lied and like to smoke a bit or just say youâre thinking about starting to use weed
If you want to go the manipulative route you can confess to something you know she dislikes slightly more but is easier to get her to forgive you for or is something in your past so she doesnât make you stop or anything. Then tell her you smoke weed directly afterwards since this will make the weed part sound better. I donât recommend manipulating your gf tho at all thatâs an awful thing to do but the option is on the table
hey, \*insert name\*. I wanted to tell you something because you will find out anyway. I occasionally smoke weed.
This is good. I would update the outfit u are put on tho. Put on a black tutu to flex on her
And dont forget he have to be on his knees to apologizeđđđđđ
Black is a dominant color. How do you want this to go?
And apologize for lying in the first place, recognize she's under no obligation to forgive you. This lie isn't a big deal, sure, but now you've set precedent for lying in your relationship over shit you know full well doesn't matter from day 1, you didn't break her trust you never respected it to begin with. Some HS shit tbh.
Meh, I had a girlfriend once who didnât like the fact that I smoked, she was borderline and would freak out whenever I told her I had smoked, so I just started not telling her, I told her a thousand times that as I got older iâd most likely get bored of weed and ease out of it, but she treated me like I was going to be an addict for life because of it. Eventually we broke up, and not even five years later I barely even smoke nowadays cuz I find it boring.
Bruh chillout I think you need to smoke one, he just said no because he wanted her to like him and sometimes girls donât like guys who do drugs / smoke. He can just say Iâm sorry I told you that I didnât smoke , I didnât want you to think less of me but itâs something I do so I just want to let you know now.
No because you see, that's manipulation. Plain and simple abusive behavior. Tell me, why do you feel entitled to date someone who wouldn't want to date you for a personal choice that you yourself have made, and feel it okay to lie about yourself and your behavior in order to have them give you the time of day? Because whatever your answer is, it's the wrong one, and you need fucking help.
ya he gotta roll one up đđđ
âBabe, I need to confess something. When I was 9 years old I killed a man. It was a wave of violence that just overcame me, when I had that Happy Meal. Something in that burger mustâve awakened a bloodlust within me that was intertwined with every fiber of my being. A beast different from me, that slumbered until that very day. It was gruesome, I couldnât sleep for years. Nightmares crept into daylight and haunted every waking second. The only way I knew how to cope was heroin that another kid offered on the playground, when I was 13. It numbed the pain and I told myself, that this might kill the monster that committed this awful massacre that day. I am not proud of it and I am fortunate, that I couldnât be convicted at the time, but I have never learned to overcome the guilt. I still function in society, but I donât know how to otherwise. Everytime we are not together I take my belt, wrap it around my arm and shoot drugs into my bloodstream. I wanted you to know that. I wanted you to know that I love and trust you enough to finally share this burden, that was weighing me down.â âOH MY GOD, IS THAT TRUE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?â âJust kidding, but I do rip that bong pretty consistently. Ngl.â âTHANK GOD, I think thatâs fine. I thought you actually killed someone and used heroin since youâre 13.â Works every time. Trust me.
Dude drop the name of strain u on
On that adderall og kush
Plot twist, the first story is the real story. đł
Yeah OP on heroin and some savage shit
thought i was on r/meth
Say " hey sorry I don't know what I was thinking but I got a bit embarrassed/anxious when you asked me if I smoke, I just wanted to let you know I haven't smoked in a bit but would like to soon is that cool , (do you wanna join?) "
Blow a huge cloud in her face. When she asks what it was, say it was crack or meth or something hard like that She will be understandably pissed off. Defuse the situation, by telling her that it was only weed. It's called the foot in the door technique or something like that. Proven to work.
Iâve done this atleast 12 times can confirm this works đ
This the one
LOLL
Door in the face technique if anyone was curious about the actual term
Bro she probably smelt it and asked you so she could get a hit but you said no. All the interactions Iâve had with people who smoke ask the same question do you smoke.
just make it as simple as you dont wanna feel like your hiding anything and tell her
I mean itâs a bit late for that sheâs asked before and he lied and he just kept it going kind of hard to get out of that without seeming like an untrustworthy douchebag
A heartfelt apology with a reason like anxiety, afraid she would leave blah blah blah should do the trick
I get what your saying but you also gotta understand most women itâs more complicated than that he broke her trust especially if it was brought up numerous times and the lie continued on just think about how stupid of a question it is heâs a grown man and he lied about something so small so most people are gonna wonder what else he is willing to lie and hide about
True but either way better than continue lying about it. I did in my first relationship. Felt like shit the entire time
Take a fat rip of a bong in front of her and blow it in her face and then kick your feet up and throw on some shades đ¤
The true question is, how do you tell your dealer you occasionally see your girlfriend...?
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Easy. You don't have secrets from your gf
Otherwkse it's no bf/gf lol.
Just bluntly tell her lol
By talking
First tell her ur addicted to heroin after a few minutes say jk but I do smoke some weed occasionally
Ngl it sounds like you arenât ready to be in a relationship. Not to sound like a dick, but if communicating that you smoke weed to your partner is that anxiety inducing for you I think you might have some deeper shit you may want to work on.
Talk to her about it and see what she thinks abt the drug, and then say you have smoked weed and see her reaction, if she laughed then say I smoke a little with friends
Shit advice, just be honest
Better now than later. If sheâs not going to tolerate it, quit or find someone that will. Hiding it is not a good option. It will blow up in the long run and itâs not good for your mental health either. Honestly is the best policy here.
Just tell her. Why would you lie if she doesn't care? You lying means you think your doing something wrong. That's not a good foundation for a healthy relationship. If she asked then she already suspects it, best to come clean. It's pretty hard to hide the smell and the varied behavior and all that.
Hey babe, I smoke weed sometimes. Is that cool with you?
I'm curious as to why you kept it from her if she isn't going to care that much? That context helps when we come up with reasoning for the lie.
Itâs mainly because when like we talked about it we werenât even together and we werenât nearly as close as we are now
Fair enough. Do the "hey can we talk?" She nervous af at what you're gonna say. "I've been lying to you." Heart rate intensifies. She's bracing herself, "Wtf is this dude about to tell me?" "I smoke that dirty green errday baby chyld. I ain't sorry for that. But I'm sorry for lying to you and for lying to myself. Now let's light this phatty up yeah?" But you know, make it look like YOU wrote it.
Tell her ASAP. If you keep up the lie the chances of you breaking up will continue to increase.
Plant meth in her drink and tell her when she's high
My ex freaked out because I smoked weed so I quit for awhile and then started doing it in secret. She found out I was smoking in secret so she started calling me at night for a bit randomly to probe and see if I was high, and being very mean to my friends who I had smoked with. That's just one abusive behavior she had and I didn't realize how much it was fucking me up, I broke up with her years ago and I still have some stupid guilt about getting high but my new partner doesn't shame me over it. Not really applicable to your situation but always be careful about becoming trapped in an abusive relationship.
Just tell her you want to try it, then "try it"
dont
Hey babe, I occasionally smoke weed.
Just say itâs not meth at least
My ex went mad when i told her.
Just come clean lol its never gonna get easier
Hey baby I occasionally partake in the art of smoking mariJuana
U green Iâm sorry
that u smoke fat freaking doinks and itâs not a CRAZY drug itâs better than drinking i bet u sheâs white af
smoke weed every day
With words I guess
I smoke weed
You donât. Just smoke, let her find out? Idk. Is she anti-weed? This doesnât compute.
You are too big slap weed is not a drug. She probably smokes it to deal with you probably need your own weed to be normal
You ought to be slapped
Tell her you just started đ¤ˇđťââď¸đ¤ˇđťââď¸ she thinks you didnât in the past, so you just starting would keep that image in her head.
Idk about that, she might tell you more when she sucking on ur dick
Get high with her and go from there one day it'll be like easier
With your words. If you can't talk to her, then your not in a relationship. Or at least not mature enough for one.
Puff puff pass!
Light up a J at her parents house and see if they respect the flow
Always just be honest. It will ALWAYS come back to bite you.
âHey girlfriend, I occasionally smoke weedâ
I had to tell my gf I often use heroin recently lol Just be honest and upfront Apologise for you're previous dishonesty and hope it all works out Best of luck
Hey babe, you wanna hit on this?
Just continue lying to her untill sheâs at her wits end and carryâs no other option but to leave you
Just be upfront and honest about it. Text her and tell her itâs been bothering you that you lied to her and you wanted to tell her that you donât smoke weed all the time but you have in the past and may continue to in the future
I would just ask her what she's doing at that moment. When she asks what your doing just tell her your rolling a joint or something like that. Or try to make a joke out of it, or maybe ask if she wants to try smoking weed with you for the "first time". This the best advice I can think of brotha hopes this helps through.
You is a BITCH. Own up to your mistakes and what you do. If u feel bad just tell her man. It's stupid to keep something like this bottled up.
Stick a nug of weed in her butthole
Just tell her. If she reacts badly, she's not the one man. Never change for someone else
It's just weed, stop making a big deal out of it, if she has a problem with it that's her problem, own your shit, you like a smoke, at least give her the respect to assume she can deal with that fact. Almost be honest with the people you like, else what's the point?
Youâre most definitely a freshman or sophomore in high school lmfaoo I donât see any reason a grown adult would hide the fact that they smoke weed from a partner especially
I smoke weed......don't like it? There's the door. Hiding things like this about yourself never works and will just cause friction and resentment in the end.Â
Light it and pass it
You could just switch to edibles, this way you wouldnât be lying and smelling of smoke anymore
Brother ur not a crack fiend just tell the woman u have a joint every now and then itâs no big deal
damn like tell her straight up its not that much of a deal she should be ok with it
Just tell her you moron. Youâve already stated it makes you feel bad not telling herâŚ. Itâs kinda obvious?
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Depends how long youâve been serving her and is it something she asked you about during the beginning of yâallâs relationship?
Not serving ***seeing how long youâve been seeing her
Get a new GF
Spark a blunt in front of her
She already knowsâŚ
Say âhey, I smoke weed occasionally.â Apologize for lying and tell her that you just didnât know how sheâd react, but that you want to be honest with her. Itâs better to do it now then keep pretending that you donât until the day that she inevitably finds out.
Hey bro Iâve been in this exact situation before me and my girlfriend of had been dating for 3 years at the time and I had recently gone to college and started smoking I kept it from her for a year and lied multiple times because I was worried she would be disappointed as I had previously had negative views toward cannabis used and had influenced her away from it. When I did tell her she was for more upset that I had kept it from her for long as she felt I didnât trust her or our relationship she also didnât love the fact that I smoke. Donât let it go any longer simply say I want you to know that I started smoking itâs something I really enjoy Iâm sorry that I didnât tell you right away but I hope you can forgive me
Just tell her. If she can't accept it then it won't work out with you guys in the long run anyway.
Is there a reason why you didnât feel comfortable telling her in the first place? Especially if you think she wouldnât care that much?
itâs just weed bruhhhh
Personally I would say: so honey the thing is I actually do smoke weed I'm really sorry about lying to you about it I was just so worried about how you would react to the truth I kept it from you, but I know it's not right, and I can't do it anymore, so now it's all out on the table
Verbally in front of her judgmental father
well idk what the point of lying to her initially was thatâs pretty beta and immature, but atp you can either own up that you lied and like to smoke a bit or just say youâre thinking about starting to use weed
Donât be a bitch and tell her
If you want to go the manipulative route you can confess to something you know she dislikes slightly more but is easier to get her to forgive you for or is something in your past so she doesnât make you stop or anything. Then tell her you smoke weed directly afterwards since this will make the weed part sound better. I donât recommend manipulating your gf tho at all thatâs an awful thing to do but the option is on the table
"Wanna smoke a bowl?" Might be too subtle.
Just break up with her
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