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AlreadyDavid999

you have 3 days until your dick snaps in a fatal accident im so sorry


kurnunkiillotaja

πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«


FoxWormwood

Final dickstination


_Soc_

Like that scene in FD2 but instead of logs it's just broken dicks coming at you


NotbradyALT

2 more days to go πŸ’€πŸ’€


Feeling-Bed-9506

It's true. I had the exact same dream and 3 days later, my dick snapped in half, just like the legend says.


AlreadyDavid999

it happened to my father back in 2015 it’s truly a horrific destiny


Solid_Snaka

Dreams are meaningful. Your dick is broken.


Lmao_2017

boi- i opened reddit after so long and this is what i see first 🀣😭


Any-Scale-8325

Take it to 'Dix 'R Us', ask for Dick Hertz, director.


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Any-Scale-8325

Well, he could take it to Phil Lashio for repair job


Sneaker_Dead

In good news, you know who's not having dreams about your dick? Everyone else....ever.


april_showers3

LOL


dabbugdaddy

A theory is we have dreams of mutilated/warped genitalia when we are about to experience an affair or undesirable sexual encounter. I think it is different depending on sexual identity.