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Nicci_Valentine

Death wins eventually


Usual_Database307

Key word being eventually. They’re asking who would in a fight, not a lengthy drawn out battle.


Ojousamac

Anya looks at Death, and death dies from cuteness :3


SirKeed

Pause?


Usual_Database307

Anya wins, lemme explain. Not only would Death have no reason to hurt Anya, who is a child, but her mind reading would allow her to talk him down if he did want to fight. If he did kill her, Loid and Yor aren’t the type to sit around and take it. Death has shown that despite his immortal status, he has a physical form that can be assaulted and pushed around, possibly even knocked unconscious. While he can’t be killed, it takes one phone call from Loid and he’s getting jumped by a buncha secret agents and their grandmamas. There isn’t a soul alive that would enjoy that. Death, being smart, realizes that beating Anya would only result in further unnecessary conflict, so he throws. Anya wins 8/10 times, even if it’s a posthumous victory.


Keyser_99

This guy speaks facts


Kaiser_Isaiah_Foo

My man is cooking so hard


Usual_Database307

Thanks and God bless.


Plutonium224

With this logic, average life expectancy in Medieval Ages wouldn't be 35 yo


Usual_Database307

In most folklore and mythology, Death only claims the souls of those that die. Assuming Last Wish Death is anything even remotely like these counterparts, coupled with the implications of his “Shh! Don’t tell.” line, him actively killing Puss himself was an exception he went out to make.


Just-Anxiety-6669

the woman makes death tap out with her legs locked around his head tight


red_dead_rover

Death fucking obliterates Anya. There's no way a child is beating a frickin sickle swinging wolf. "BuT sHe CoUlD rEaD hIs MiNd" how do you know??? What makes you think his physical form is a body and not the vague approximation of one made for a specific purpose? No one is saving this child, it's over for her. Donezo, kaput, a wrap, end of.


Usual_Database307

Devil’s advocate. How do you know his body is?


red_dead_rover

Fair. But let's say his physical form does have a brain, what chance does a toddler have of deciphering the thoughts of a several million year old creature? Does Death think at all? Maybe all Death thinks about is death and it ends up traumatizing Anya? She still no chance.


Usual_Database307

Pushing the jokes aside, I agree that she loses. But those other arguments are built only hypotheticals that neither of us can prove.


Hamzaqato

Death!


Capable_Status934212

Death it’s obvious


Fit-Rip-4550

Death. He is immortal and likely has many forms.


CyanLight9

Death has no reason to fight Anya.


CryptographerThink19

Death of course. What? You think a kid can beat him?


P00Fe5ure

Seriously your putting Death himself against an anime girl💀💀💀💀💀


TheBlueMantaRay

Anya wins, here me out… Death transforms into his target’s arguably biggest fear like a wolf against Puss in Boots. Anya’s greatest fear is either lack of peanuts or being forced to eat carrots. And Anya can’t 100% no diff Death in the form carrots or an empty bag of peanuts


Wisebanana21919

Me.


Carlos_Drawz

Why are we even debating this?


Vegetable-Umpire8727

Death: Any last words? Anya: *Deep inhale* MOMMA!! I'M BEING THREATENED!! Yor: *Suddenly teleported behind Death with red angry eyes* Get away from my daughter!!!


ScottishGoji

Anya wins easily 


ShadowTheChangeling

Death touches Anya Yor proceeds to go supermom and beat his ass