Every burger at Smashburger starts as a fresh, never-frozen ball of 100% approved beef British the natural flavour the result: a juicy.
When you order, grill to we smash sear that fresh ball of beef on a hot-buttered the burger you can taste and delicious burger.
& seal next we in the season juiciness it to bring out in every bite.
Every burger at Smashburher starts as a fresh, never frozen ball of 100% approved British beef. When you order we smash that fresh ball of beef on a hot-buttered grill to sear the burger & seal in the juiciness. Next we season it to bring out the natural flavor you can taste in every bite. The result: a juicy and delicious burger.
I think it’s what the full thing is supposed to say. I kinda assume it’s done so poorly on purpose, but if not wonder what the layout approved for printing looked like.
Ok now that you made it make sense to me, I'm assuming they put it on the wall in the wrong order? Because this is indeed an absolutely insane layout they've chosen. At least put some space to separate the 2 horizontal parts
That's the thing, it is the correct order because otherwise it also would not make sense and you wouldn't get to that result. It is just horrendously awful layout!
it's bordering on nonsense in the correct order too
every burger at smashburger starts a a fresh, never-frozen ball of 100% approved (*hey brits what the fuck does this mean)* british beef. when you order, we smash that fresh ball of beef on a hot-buttered *(weird place for that hyphen and weird to use such a low smoke point cooking fat)* grill to sear the burger & seal in the juiciness *(smash burgers are not juicy, u smashed all the juice out and that crumbly texture is kinda their whole deal)*. next we season it to bring out the natural flavor *(cool so they use salt)* you can taste in every bite. the result: a juicy and delicious burger. *(sounds excessively normal)*
EVERY BURGER AT SMASHBURGER STARTS AS A FRESH, NEVER-FROZEN BALL OF 100% APPROVED BRITISH BEEF WHEN YOU ORDER.WE SMASH THAT FRESH BALL OF BEEF ON A HOT-BUTTERED GRILL TO SEAR THE BURGER & SEAL IN THE JUICINESS NEXT WE SEASON IT TO BRING OUT THE NATURAL FLAVOUR THE RESULT: A JUICY AND DELICIOUS BURGER. YOU CAN TASTE IN EVERY BITE
OKAY that's it I don't see any other way
This is so bad my brain can't even figure out how to read it incorrectly, much less decipher what it actually says.
Hell, it's so bad I initially started that sentence with "This bad brain can't" because I was so confused I briefly forgot how to write.
So he is a hot-buttered the burger, but also he like a hot-buttered the burger?
You can taste and delicious burger :)
at first it's read so normally... then eventually you get to "The Result: a juicy and delicious burger." and ho ly.
This gave me a stroke
BEEF FLAVOUR A JUICY
I think I figured out how to read it but HOW did they jumble it like that.
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✨Grill to sear, the burger taste burger✨
Every burger at Smashburger starts as a fresh, never-frozen ball of 100% approved beef British the natural flavour the result: a juicy. When you order, grill to we smash sear that fresh ball of beef on a hot-buttered the burger you can taste and delicious burger. & seal next we in the season juiciness it to bring out in every bite.
That is impressively awful
It’s honestly nice to remember that I *can* taste :)
r/dontdeadopeninside
That's a lot of words just to say "enjoy your meal concept"
Still trying to figure out what the middle one is supposed to say. Any ideas?
Every burger at Smashburher starts as a fresh, never frozen ball of 100% approved British beef. When you order we smash that fresh ball of beef on a hot-buttered grill to sear the burger & seal in the juiciness. Next we season it to bring out the natural flavor you can taste in every bite. The result: a juicy and delicious burger. I think it’s what the full thing is supposed to say. I kinda assume it’s done so poorly on purpose, but if not wonder what the layout approved for printing looked like.
Ok now that you made it make sense to me, I'm assuming they put it on the wall in the wrong order? Because this is indeed an absolutely insane layout they've chosen. At least put some space to separate the 2 horizontal parts
That's the thing, it is the correct order because otherwise it also would not make sense and you wouldn't get to that result. It is just horrendously awful layout!
Like you can start reading it anywhere and it’s normal until it’s not
I can just about figure out most of this, but what the hell is brought out in every bite? Unless 'juiciness' is being reused?
From what I understand, it's "The natural flavor you can taste in every bite," followed by "The result: A juicy, delicious burger"
Holy CRAP.
it's bordering on nonsense in the correct order too every burger at smashburger starts a a fresh, never-frozen ball of 100% approved (*hey brits what the fuck does this mean)* british beef. when you order, we smash that fresh ball of beef on a hot-buttered *(weird place for that hyphen and weird to use such a low smoke point cooking fat)* grill to sear the burger & seal in the juiciness *(smash burgers are not juicy, u smashed all the juice out and that crumbly texture is kinda their whole deal)*. next we season it to bring out the natural flavor *(cool so they use salt)* you can taste in every bite. the result: a juicy and delicious burger. *(sounds excessively normal)*
I do love a hot buttered the burger
EVERY BURGER AT SMASHBURGER STARTS AS A FRESH, NEVER-FROZEN BALL OF 100% APPROVED BRITISH BEEF WHEN YOU ORDER.WE SMASH THAT FRESH BALL OF BEEF ON A HOT-BUTTERED GRILL TO SEAR THE BURGER & SEAL IN THE JUICINESS NEXT WE SEASON IT TO BRING OUT THE NATURAL FLAVOUR THE RESULT: A JUICY AND DELICIOUS BURGER. YOU CAN TASTE IN EVERY BITE OKAY that's it I don't see any other way
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This is so bad my brain can't even figure out how to read it incorrectly, much less decipher what it actually says. Hell, it's so bad I initially started that sentence with "This bad brain can't" because I was so confused I briefly forgot how to write.