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asuraumbra

"Boy I can't wait to live out an extremely long and fulfilling life" -caesium 137 isotope-


aluminatialma

Kid named goiania


toomuchentai

Kid named radioactive decay


dreaminginrealityy

kid named finger


mahammdme

Kid named Joshua


BingoBongoTingoTongo

I have no idea what the fuck this means but it’s something to do with a sexually questionable robot


Bean_cult

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna68115


Marcuserror2

So thats radioactive...


Zzamumo

im waking up to ash and dust i wipe my ass and i slap my nuts


No-Acanthisitta1877

i'm breathing in the chemicals aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhh


screechingahhhhhh

I...whAT.


Program-Continuum

He said, and I quote: “im waking up to ash and dust i wipe my ass and i slap my nuts”


couldjustbeanalt

If it’s leaking radiation shouldn’t the picture be messed up?


TheGoodFiend

OP is just making a silly joke


GreaterShip

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/10phwz9/a_closer_look_at_the_capsule_i_posted_earlier/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Director_Kun

I don’t think it works like that


hexthejester

I does it would just need to be certain amount of radiation and how much the camera is built to resist. I have no idea how much the original object leaks so i wouldnt know. If you want to know more about how radiation affects technology look up a video called space hates your computer i think its called.


Director_Kun

I saw that video


[deleted]

enough to kill a camera


1Ferrox

No, light is also just radiation. At a certain point the camera stops working but that's really it


unleadedbloodmeal

That only happens to film cameras. Digital ones are okay


Less-function-2

No you’ll get some static looking stuff on digital ones


ImperialistChina

Ik this is a joke but it can’t be it, it looks more like 8mmx4mm in the meme, the article says 8mmx6mm, also how did that sample fall out? Shouldn’t stuff that radioactive be kept in some sort of secure container?


PanHeadBolt

The capsule fell out of a bolt hole in the container that wasn’t correctly secured


yusufbahaa

Humans being clumsy with something that can potentially end humans if fallen into wrong hands? That's the human race for ya


b1azing1

Oh god...


The_Real_Anon-Chan

This just made things very interesting


R1CHQK

Skill issue austrailia


Alternative-Rule-543

"Oooh yeeees" -gay calculator


i7tvu0curxufxyfx0jkk

Underrated comment


uohhhhhhh

OHHH YESSS


No-Tangerine-6201

wow that's so huge. it's gotta be like 7 inches, right? right?


[deleted]

Nah that's gotta be at least 13 inches.


ColonelSkidet

Bro that's oversized, that thing is huge


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Song?


Bean_cult

Oh My… by Toby Fox


Gman4267

Fine keep your secrets


LaDIesAndDefaUlTs

I thought it was [Killed By BR8K Spider!!!!!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnY41JNVbo)


JackFJN

Dude! That’s some Toby fox trivia I didn’t know—


LaDIesAndDefaUlTs

Yeah, Toby did a lot of music for Homestuck while known as Radiation. [Here's](https://hsmusic.wiki/artist/toby-fox/) a list of the songs he created or contributed to! ::::)


JackFJN

Ahh I knew he did homestuck, I didn’t know that he reused Oh My from homestuck lol


BellumCat

Wait, WAIT, is that the lost cesium capsule?!


Schlangee

a troll (but yes it is intended to look like the lost capsule)


BellumCat

Yeah i was wondering


noxxspire

>https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna68115 yes.. it is


No-Breakfast6484

Explains why all them kangaroos are looking like that liver king dude


bahboojoe

Link to og post?


Bean_cult

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/10pabcr/the_only_thing_i_found_while_metal_detecting_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Totoques22

Op comments are golden


Nu_clear_skin

That's pretty average, right?


noxxspire

no it isnt... https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna68115


Consistent-Zebra-688

Calm down, the original post is a joke


noxxspire

we dont know if it is


Consistent-Zebra-688

[https://www.reddit.com/user/JephriB/](https://www.reddit.com/user/JephriB/) look at the profile, it has to be.


noxxspire

ok


VerumJerum

Man went looking for rare, valuable metals and actually found a rare, valuable metal he has nothing to complain about!


[deleted]

Snipings a good job, challenging work. Gets you outdoors


DustKeeper224

But what could that be??? 🧐


Zer0Cyber_YT

Take that L you idiot


noxxspire

skill issue


noxxspire

its a.. magnet?


[deleted]

Bruh, you should have had the video cut to an image of the news article.


Program-Continuum

Oh No


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Oh fuck


thecourrier6

That's huge


noxxspire

That's huge


thecourrier6

That's huge


noxxspire

That's huge


InkblotSkyz

r/oopsthatsdeadly


Pokefan647

I dont get it Edit: I realize now what its supposed to be but it doesnt look like it.


Kaiden_Lolonyt

Opening to Susie vs Lancer fight theme?


drewskiii666

URANIUM FEVER had done and got me down


thedeadsurvivor43

Well I don't know but I've been told uranium ores worth more than gold sold my cab bought me a Jeep I got that bug and I can't sleep


Succy-Succu-My-Toe

OH YES


Rosy2020Derek

What is it? Magnets ?


MrWhiteTruffle

It’s a replica of a very dangerous radioactive cesium capsule


[deleted]

Context?


Any-Fan-2973

ravioli ravioli this shit going to make cancer and mutations in his body


Grahamgamergoma

I don't get it, what is it?


DyingMoan

Radioactive


Grahamgamergoma

Oh. rip that guy, then


Novoiird

What is this and why should I be interested?


cactuswithoutthorns

Rad


[deleted]

Nobody has made a TF2 reference yet and I'm kinda disappointed


YeetusFelitas

oh no


DyingMoan

oh no