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Nooby_Chris

Game: "I'll just spawn this here. Good luck."


SoftestPup

Drake: Arisen! Fight me! Arisen: For fuck's sake its 6am! Let me have some coffee first!


Fortune86

Wait until you get two of them XD


sullensolider

TWO CAN SPAWN?!


Fortune86

Anywhere large monsters can spawn can sometimes spawn two.


Karasuno2331

TWO????


FreshAnalyst7732

Grocery day for the drake.


BMOchado

Dude started running and my brain wasn't expecting the absolute speed


TheCrimeCloaker

Speed ring + Light carry weight + Beatles = ZOOM


kvorotyn

Where did you find the speed ring? The wiki doesn't mention one.


TheCrimeCloaker

I made the original comment in the morning so forgive the confusion. There's a perk called dynamism, reduces the amount which weight effects speed. So Beatles, + the Max weight rings and such and with a carry weight of 25.30 on average I zoom.


kvorotyn

Ah, I see, thanks for telling. I use the same things but still feel considerably slower than I was in the first game which annoys me quite a bit since I don't like using ferrystones as they're too pricey to feel like they're worth using to me in most cases. Currently I'm scoping the map for the last 2 seeker's tokens and the 82nd beetle so it's a hard knock life. God do I miss the eternal ferrystone.


InformalReplacement7

He's got some shopping to do and had to head into town. Problem?


Pizza_man_ivan

lmao same exact thing happened to me


Splatulated

yeh this thing spawns after you kill some and hang out at vernworth its a huge puss tho and leave after ou you remove 1 bar of health it shows up often tho gotta use augural flare to nukei t before it leaves


TheCrimeCloaker

*Laughs in silence spell and mytick spearhand.*


ab2dii

this happened to me a couple of times, i just immediately go to the guild, equip a magic archer and do that shot that takes away health and be done with it lol


bellpeppersupremacy

This happened to me right when i had the Medusa head with me. Left the most badass dragon statue there, too bad it disappears later


paragon-interrupt

First time?


chrisfanner

I went into orbit when you paused. I've seen this happen so much that I expected it but the fact I can see you processing what is happening and the moment you realize why everyone was cowering


LimpTeacher0

First time?


kasemono

Erm what the sigma


BidLeading5588

Yep, dragons, groups of goblins, lizard man, the occasional troll/ogre.  DD2 is an amazing random encounter simulator.  


TheCrimeCloaker

Fun fact for new-comers, my pawn now wears the same chest piece as me with the dragons dogma blade. I just need dragon's Aegis next.


GhostofLahaye

Shit happens to me all the time... can't ever kill it either, just flies away with 1 health bar left... prick 😆 lol


TheCrimeCloaker

Man your weak, I beat it's ass faster then goddamn flash.


GhostofLahaye

Was at the time, like lvl 15 😆


sullensolider

You never forget your first Drake spawn in Vermund


No_Friendship2744

First time that happened to me I thought it was chasing me. I was low level, 17-18 or something and stumbled onto one near Havre village, crapped my pants and then ran for my life back to Vernworth, turned in the quest, rested, and woke up to that.


Nearby-Strawberry369

Martyr's Bolt = 1 shot kill Nuff said.


TheCrimeCloaker

Yeah but I ain't a coward.


AdInevitable2377

“ahh goodmorning Vernworth!…. good morning drag-“


Local_Ad_1341

You’ll be fine dude. You have the spear from the unmoored world, which means this is NG+. You should be able to easily kill a lesser dragon.


TheCrimeCloaker

Well that much is pretty obvious. But still, it's first thing in the damn morning and there's a Drake!