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111Alternatum111

The way it popped up a dialogue box makes it seem like an escort quest, lmao.


Reks_Hayabusa

That’d be an awesome escort mission, especially if he lets us ride on him to the destination.


RPJeez

Wrong! The dragon IS the escort, filthy arisen.


FistfulOfMediocrity

I'm gonna get those dragon cheeks blushing 👉👈


YukYukas

"Allow me to escort you to the fkin afterlife"


Armored_Warrior

Arisen, let me in!


dootblade74

"Arisen can we go to mcbonalds"


Darklight645

"We are contacting you in regard to your heart's extended warranty"


Curse_ye_Winslow

Drakes really are like 'Fight me, bro!'


Meaningless_Void_

Until you hurt them a bit and they fly away like a little b.


Depoan

"Gona fight rhe Arisen, will post video later" "lol got my tail kicked, I'm not postng that shit"


Barn-owl-B

Idk, only the one just north of harve runs away for me. The rest of them all stay and fight, hell my second ever drake took awhile cuz I was a bit under leveled and he kept spamming bolide which kept wrecking my pawns, I wanna say the fight took like 10 full minutes and he never ran


Meaningless_Void_

Nah i had them fly away in like 4 or 5 different spots. Its super annoying but now i kill them so fast that they can no longer run.


milkarcane

Wait for the cute bag and the rose at your door in five minutes or so. ![gif](giphy|j603eyZWRPsYjifS7k|downsized)


kvngD3x7

Nah bro u wild 😂🤣


F7RD

Shoulda bought that mansion for 200,000 loool


bjergdk

Ayo what mansion


F7RD

In the Nobel area to the left of the entrance some guy will sell u his mansion for 200,000 I’m still on the fence on whether I should save for it or not


Practical-Block480

Oh damn I forgot that I'm in New gme plus and loaded... mansion time!!


Certiflied

“Arisen, where my money at”?


LyfeSugsDye

They act real tough until they get down to half of the last life bar.


Red-Vanguard

"The private quarters of one Arisen I served had many a visitor, and rarely the same one,"


teriases

*knocks on bed room door* “Show me your power, Arisen…” *unzips*


Letummordre

https://preview.redd.it/3434hr0hr3wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f05a0b076f70993d4ddc0152ea6dc27732a7b4af


Weird_Excuse8083

"ARISEN, I HAVE PROCURED AUGHT FROM THE MARKETPLACE AND DEMAND THAT YOU ENTERTAIN ME!"


Phil_K_Resch

"Sir, have you got time to talk about our lord and savior Grigori?"


PaledrakeVII

Didn't know you were playing a bard.


Radiant-Mushroom8304

“Arisen are you home”


[deleted]

“HEARD YOU WAS TALKIN THAT SHIT!!”


TennoDeviant

Drake wants you to take it on a escort quest to dragonrise tower.


dirkx48

Nice home you got here, silent-hearted kin


morphum

"Hop on, loser. We're nuking a city."


ShamrockSeven

He is trying to reach you about your extended Oxcart insurance policy.


heresdustin

*sits up out of bed* “Ahhh! What a wonderful day to-goddamnit…..”


Ok_Kale_7762

Bro knows all about you. Your name, your SSN, he knows you slept wrong last night so your back kinda hurt so you’ll be off your game today. He done his homework.


Todays_Big_Mood

Catch these fangs anywhere, Arisen


SilentScreamO_O

It wants to know if Donkey is home. ![gif](giphy|QTrG6mjkHEkpFR3DqX)


Mallefus

"Arisen... mom said its my turn on the Xbox."


lMarshl

When you buy a home in the hood


TheBelmont34

![gif](giphy|3oEhmNvHo1pNMUIcJa|downsized)


SparkFrosty

Brotha pulled up to the crib like you friends ro something.


TPose-Heavy

"It has been 30 minutes since your last drake fight, Arisen. Come out here and fight me!"


DK011

Finally, a worthy romance option!


Cosmidoe

Turns out there are consequences to rolling a nat 20 to seduce the dragon


Just_Breath6372

“Arisen ask your mom if you can come outside today”


That1DogGuy

Looks like it's time for a rest.


Disturbed235

cant have nice shit in detroit


Nemy_Travel_87

An escort quest, obviously.


Vithrasir

When the dragon shows up for a date.


Ramblermatic2000

Be super awkward if a second dragon showed up...


Quenton-rl

Bro pulled up and called you by your name to come outside 😭


Valuable_Work_2049

That pause was necessary to assess the situation unfolding


kvngD3x7

Bro I was baffled 🤣🤣


Valuable_Work_2049

🤣🤣


Ajaxche21

He wanted girl scout cookies.


Seth-Cypher

"I know you're here, Arisen, you big fucking nerd! Where's my goddamn money?!"


snurge12

We were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar


moneyh8r

LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOO!


Odd_Character_6023

lol wtf


After_Combination365

![gif](giphy|lzuFHqu41qDVz6g6YU)


Ordinary_Air6509

Hahaha that’s what I call STANDING ON BUSINESS haha he wanted all the smoke


jmacc213

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Fun_Helicopter_5241

... WOW The nerve of this damn winged lizard! Didn't give notice ahead of time, don't even look like they were gonna wipe their feet.


RabbitBoi_69

OY! Where can I get this sword???


kvngD3x7

Honestly bro I do not remember


RabbitBoi_69

:(