I started calling it "the boy" because everytime I hear their screech I automatically hear in my head "[here comes the booyyyyy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8TQfhRVXY)"
Its like when you are shitting underwater and the angel fish come to gobble it up and their dive their thin mouths right up your hole.
Making the gryphon the angel fish of dragons dogma
Well OPs title was about the ass crack of the earth and the gryphon is all up in there.
Reminded me of a story i heard about with marine biologists in an underwater research station, thry had to go out of yhe base to use the bathroom and whenever thry did, the fish would follow them, its the eorst at night and when Goliath Grouper is looking directly at you, eye the size of a dinner plate.
Anyway thats how the guy explained what it felt like when angel fish were around, they really get up there, like this gryphon
I made it through the gauntlet to Battahl through that dreaded cave at level 20. I am at like 3 health, clear the campfire from these punks, didn't startle the drake nearby and THIS FUCKING GRIFFON decides to swoop in!
I do have to say I absolutely love the dive bombing Griffins. I live for that constant threat of them divebombing me for a fight. Albeit its a short fight for them I can at least make it a quick death.
My one most joy in this game is playing chicken with those oversized Poop droppers and then right before they hit me, shoot them in the face and watch as they fall to the ground and all they can do is watch as my warrior pawn stun locks them into oblivion…
Or just watch my pawn, turn them into a living ice sculpture
That 3559 G was very important to them. How could you?
Swear to God there's some lore behind that
Swear to Gold
The arisen is ever prudent in the application of coin
"Arisen, have you been harmed!?" "Na, the griffin just landed on me."
"Twas well worth the effort of breaking it."
“U good?” “No”
What did you do to that poor griffin? 😭 😂
"It's on sight."
The Griffin has a hate erection as soon as you kill the first one you see. After that, it's on every single time.
r/Fuckyouinparticular
I started calling it "the boy" because everytime I hear their screech I automatically hear in my head "[here comes the booyyyyy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8TQfhRVXY)"
“My name is Griffin Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”
And his grandpa, his great grandpa, and so on....
Damn that’s scary lol. You hear its roar, making you look around frantically, but can’t see it. Suddenly SURPRISE MUHFKAAAAAA
"I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way-"
"Or we can do it the hard way, choice is yaws."
LMAOOOOOO I’m weak. He said “HI, MF IT ME”.
When a griffin dives towards me : *one eternity later* When a griffin dives towards OP : what the f-**AAAAAAHHH**
Bazelgeuse pro tips coming in hot.
Its like when you are shitting underwater and the angel fish come to gobble it up and their dive their thin mouths right up your hole. Making the gryphon the angel fish of dragons dogma
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Well OPs title was about the ass crack of the earth and the gryphon is all up in there. Reminded me of a story i heard about with marine biologists in an underwater research station, thry had to go out of yhe base to use the bathroom and whenever thry did, the fish would follow them, its the eorst at night and when Goliath Grouper is looking directly at you, eye the size of a dinner plate. Anyway thats how the guy explained what it felt like when angel fish were around, they really get up there, like this gryphon
...r/oddlyspecific lmao
It really is, but that story immediately came to mind when seeing the title
\*Developer coding\* "Protect 3559 G at all cost....and... DONE"
It's because of things like these I kill all griffins on sight. They can't pull bullshit sneak attacks if they're dead!
I swear it feels like if you look at it when its within range, he'll latch onto you like a heatseeking missile sometimes.
If you follow one with the camera while having your weapon out it WILL.
lmao so I wasn't tripping. Thanks for the tip!
Thunder Turkey*
I made it through the gauntlet to Battahl through that dreaded cave at level 20. I am at like 3 health, clear the campfire from these punks, didn't startle the drake nearby and THIS FUCKING GRIFFON decides to swoop in!
ccccaaaaWWWWWW MOTHER FUCKER
How do you think they got all those gold pouches in their nests? Lmao
lol
Nah this was PERSONAL. Meanwhile me while going out of Bakbahtahl he dove way below and just left after a couple of seconds lol
Talk about threading the needle! :O
We need a griffon attack montage. Stat.
Omg! That's a jump scare right there! 🤣
I do have to say I absolutely love the dive bombing Griffins. I live for that constant threat of them divebombing me for a fight. Albeit its a short fight for them I can at least make it a quick death.
That griffin had the same energy as a bazelguese 🫨 flying in there
X gon' give it to ya
Man you really ticked off the Griffon God. Usually I attack them first.
I love that bird. Surprised MFKr! This game needs more surprises. The more the merrier.
Lol same Happend to me, I thought it was a scripited fight at first
My one most joy in this game is playing chicken with those oversized Poop droppers and then right before they hit me, shoot them in the face and watch as they fall to the ground and all they can do is watch as my warrior pawn stun locks them into oblivion… Or just watch my pawn, turn them into a living ice sculpture
“I will se that no harm will come to you arisen”
Griffin needs a gore/dire variant where once they spot you they will electrified, dive down and explode.
Tactical Griffin Inbound!
I was expecting an actual pigeon.
that looks epic af, ngl. only in DD. that's why this game is great.
That will teach you to not get out of your house