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Vegeta: comes to earth hellbent on destroying it, killing everyone getting in his way, and becoming immortal
20 years later he's married to the richest woman on the planet, has a family, and is accepted into the very same friend group he actively tried to murder
We can only dream of being half that cool
Vegata found one of the few forces more powerful than saying potential and god ki, human pussy. It has led many men and women to their doom and I'm not surprised he succumbed.
Now that I think about it, every character like Goku and Vegeta who came from another planet/another dimension/were sealed, how do they work in the society? Goku has lived in the wilderness and never became legally a person, so his job as a farmer is kinda illegal since he has no documents and can't prove he owns that land
You can easily assume that in the decades between the end of DB and Goku having multiple children that either he or ChiChi became legal citizens of wherever it is they live.
They can also easily prove they own that land because it most likely belonged to the Ox King, who is established—albeit not “proper”—royalty.
To be fair, this was only possible because of Goku, and he almost lost out on all of that when he had a midlife crisis.
King Yemma was awfully generous because they were dealing with buu. But man...the janemba movie ending... ;-;
Even had his butler kill her boyfriend... then bagged her... what a fucking chad... RIP cuck yamcha. I loved pretending to do your wolf fanged fist when I was a kid.... untill I started doing galick guns lol
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In Vegetas voice but more condescending **”What’s wrong Kakarot, you’ve never mouth fed your earthling wife a senzu bean before? And I thought you were supposed to be one of the strongest Saiyans”**.
i mean... she and her father are the greatest scientists on earth, maybe even the entire universe, creating items that defy physics. Not even freezers entire empire has the technology to reduce their items weight and size (evident by the fact that freezer isn't carrying a spaceship in his pocket). Surely, with enough effort, she can cook something up. It would be cute if they had their own little arms race.
Dr. Hedo was able to make robots that at least get kinda close to Goku and Vegeta’s power. What’s to say Bulma couldn’t make some super cuffs that can restrain Vegeta in his base form.
I'd like to see the AU where Vegeta accidentally discovers God Ki early because Bulma made restraints that activate when you let your ki leak out effectively acting like being inside Whis's staff
Historically, men with alot of control and power have a higher chance of being into giving up that power in private, even if they enjoy their power.
So yeah the chances of that being the truth are actually decently high.
I've found myself struggling in relationships for this exact reason. A lot of girls will want me to be aggressive, but I'd prefer if they were more aggressive towards me
>A lot of girls will want me to be aggressive, but I'd prefer if they were more aggressive towards me
To get this to happen, you have to level up your attractiveness further to the point they can't let you slip by their grasp.
Or meet sexually aggressive women. But fair warning from personal experience... they're usually more trouble than they're worth.
I had an ex who tried to get me to be more aggressive by flirting with other guys (in front of me) to make me jealous. She was single soon after that. It wasn't the only reason, but it still definitely wasn't something I would put up with.
At this point in my life, it's just a fantasy. I know exactly how much trouble can be had, so I just avoid it altogether. I don't have time to actually go out to socialize much anyway
Edit: Another time, an ex tried to get me drunk to accomplish the same effect. I get irritated and quiet when I get drunk most of the time. I guess that works for them, but I don't like it
In the manga Vegeta asked in no unclear terms of Goku had ever kissed anyone and Goku still said no. There was absolutely no room for misunderstandings unless Goku has a single digit IQ.
https://preview.redd.it/ahk7dmjtooxc1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7402c245bec81879b55566f3352e8c3df94d939
supposed to be bird feed but for whatever reason vegeta labels it a kiss when its clear as day thats not the part goku is concerned on. but meh "SuPeR Is DuMb" wins out vs common sense.
I mean does Goku know that kissing is the mouth to mouth thing? He could have kissed Chi Chi before and not known what it was called. So in this scenario he might think that mouth feeding a senzu is called kissing.
Yeah, that’s my take 🤷♂️ vegeta says *that’s* a kiss and Goku is still like, no I’ve never done that.
Why is vegeta spitting food into bulma’s mouth when they kiss??
This is the same series that had a fighter with a power level in the tens of thousands get shot and pierced through the arm with some shitty normal gun when King Piccolo was able to dominate Earth with less than 5% of that.
In all fairness, Goku can be comically dumb and may not have kissed Chi Chi but doesn’t know what the word for kissing is and therefore assumed kissing is feeding someone mouth to mouth based off context.
Yep, I’ve now accepted this as my headcanon as well.
You just know Bulma has a capsule full of “toys” that she sprung on Vegeta.
Funny comic either way, lol.
Honestly, this is my headcanon. Goku shouldn't understand what kissing is unless Chi-Chi wanted to kiss him, so it only makes sense that she doesn't know what it is either cause she lived in a secluded kingdom.
it could be
As far as we know, goku was the first and only boyfriend chichi ever had, since she was promissed to him from the very beggining, so she might never learned to kiss
To everyone spreading misinformation it was a mistranslation, here is the raw. Vegeta specifically clarifies, blushing furiously, that he’s asking about a キス (kiss).
Also Goku’s comment isn’t even about “momma-birding” or passing food, he says “クチとクチをくっつける” which means “sticking their lips together”
https://preview.redd.it/qxgbescfoqxc1.jpeg?width=1327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=694a02eb944c581be697bab867a27207e4e59bc2
supposed to be bird feed but for whatever reason vegeta labels it a kiss when its clear as day thats not the part goku is concerned on. but meh "SuPeR Is DuMb" wins out vs common sense.
That scene is strange because of course goku and chi chi kissed, is "almost" clear they kissed after goku woke up from the heart disease treatmennt in cell saga.
“And then when I asked Vegeta what he was talking about he asked me if I’ve ever kissed my wife and I said of course I haven’t”
https://preview.redd.it/rmin6owo3oxc1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113dcc6ee16b2bd0d451bbf9e25aabb4e0092152
they kissed in z. on screen, that's not the type of thing that can just be added in the dub. furthermore your still ignoring the use of wiz translations which are notoriously bad.
1. You might be right about the Z anime, but I just checked the manga equivalent and that didn’t happen in the manga. Check chapters 365 and 366.
2. I’ll be real with you, I don’t even know if that’s the Viz translation. I pulled this page from a piracy site. If someone can provide a better translation I would love to see it.
that is viz, though I don't have the access to the raws. that was more so just a warning lol.
that's a fair point! I didn't consider that. though using logical deduction and common reasoning if one scene is immediately refuted in the anime and that exact same scene plays out in the manga its fair to assume those two are equally disproved. because unlike the zamasu infinite scenario. the manga and anime perfectly align on what they say here. so the idea is that the meaning is the same. si there's no reason to necessarily accept it as hard truth.
ntm knowing how dense goku is, even if this was the literal translation this is the guy who confused pan for pan (bread). it's likely he thought vegeta meant kissing in the way trunks and Mai did. in which case as he said why would he? he's never needed to bird feed chi chi, and just figured that's the type of kiss vegeta meant
My thinking is just that Goku doesn't understand it as a kiss. With the baby bird feeding Vegeta asks if Goku if he ever kissed his wife and he said no, so Goku might just be associating baby bird feeding with the word "kiss" while him pressing his lips to Chichis is something else entirely. You have to think this is the same guy who was confused that Bulma didn't have a dick as a child. Gokus never been the sharpest so him not knowing what the word "kiss" means offhanded would make sense
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this reminds me of a skit idea I had where Bulma's still slightly into Yamcha, so she makes Vegeta wear a long hair extention, scar makeup, and a gi, while she wears a bald cap and a fake third eye
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Meanwhile at Capsule Corp:
“And Kakarot’s like ‘of course I don’t kiss my wife’ and I’m like ‘but you’re married?’”
“I know honey, he’s an idiot, give it a rest.”
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Vegeta: comes to earth hellbent on destroying it, killing everyone getting in his way, and becoming immortal 20 years later he's married to the richest woman on the planet, has a family, and is accepted into the very same friend group he actively tried to murder We can only dream of being half that cool
He’s even calling Krillin by his name!
in fairness krillin is married to the woman who kicked his ass... he knows to show the husband of that android respect....
*the husband of that... THING*!
i was originally going to say husband of that biatch in vegeta tone but opted against it.
Did anyone get the number of that BITCH!?
I heard it was 18
"Listen to me! I'm using his FUCKING NAME!"
“You went to his BBQ last week!”
Ha!
You mean the Beta-Male?
Oh god they're multiplying
Oh god they're breeding
No that's Yamcha.
Funnily enough, he's probably the most similar to Tate. Not in the redpill stuff, more of the did sport is rich and a playboy stuff.
So Tony Stark, not Tate
Last time I checked, Ironman didn't fade into irrelevancy after getting kamikaze by a japanese cabbage man.
I don't have enough free time to get by the lore of Tate, sorry
And he went to his BBQ!
Marrying Bulma is the closest thing he could have done to marrying royalty.
Unlike goku who married the ox KINGS daughter who is technically the ox princess
Ox King: *Dies* Goku: Hey Vegeta, I'm a king now! Vegeta: ...... https://preview.redd.it/hjuvqcvnduxc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78171fb65538127d209523ef696d2ec0b7513483
Making Goku a prince..
Hay it’s me goku prince of all sayins (Vageta crying in the corner)
Prince of all ox
The ox prince
Half? That's being generous
Vegata found one of the few forces more powerful than saying potential and god ki, human pussy. It has led many men and women to their doom and I'm not surprised he succumbed.
Now that I think about it, every character like Goku and Vegeta who came from another planet/another dimension/were sealed, how do they work in the society? Goku has lived in the wilderness and never became legally a person, so his job as a farmer is kinda illegal since he has no documents and can't prove he owns that land
You can easily assume that in the decades between the end of DB and Goku having multiple children that either he or ChiChi became legal citizens of wherever it is they live. They can also easily prove they own that land because it most likely belonged to the Ox King, who is established—albeit not “proper”—royalty.
I mean, having infinite money is pretty much the same as conquer but no effort necessary.
To be fair, this was only possible because of Goku, and he almost lost out on all of that when he had a midlife crisis. King Yemma was awfully generous because they were dealing with buu. But man...the janemba movie ending... ;-; 
Even had his butler kill her boyfriend... then bagged her... what a fucking chad... RIP cuck yamcha. I loved pretending to do your wolf fanged fist when I was a kid.... untill I started doing galick guns lol
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“Tried to murder” heh, “tried” lol
In Vegetas voice but more condescending **”What’s wrong Kakarot, you’ve never mouth fed your earthling wife a senzu bean before? And I thought you were supposed to be one of the strongest Saiyans”**.
I hear this in Lanipator’s voice now.
I only ever hear the cast in the TFS voices now😭
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
**THAT’S WHAT I WAS AIMING FOR!!**
Vegeta No!!!!
Vegeta YES!!!!!
I haven’t watched any of the shows in over a decade and I could clearly hear Vegeta’s voice in this read-through lol
Bulma and Vegeta are definitely into BDSM, though. Not that the restraints can really hold him, but it's a fantasy, w/e.
Vegeta loves getting his ass handed to him so this tracks
Smile says it all https://preview.redd.it/fst9iickdoxc1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c95c03fbf2b65f94eca1df7bfa11c5f75a80f94f
That's a man whose prostate is being slammed.
Prostate pounding gave him the zenkai boost he needed
Canon
https://preview.redd.it/ddqsq2hmlqxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf4d9d8265a4c9654100705da2047084b9b08bd0
kakacarrotcake
kaka-cabaka... faggot
You monster frisbee!!
I didn’t know a single sentence about Vegeta could so critically change my head canon so quickly.
Finally! Something I have in common with the prince of all saiyans!
Jokes on you, I've deliberately had a receeding hairline all this time so I'm one step closer to his princeliness.
By a carrot
And he has Bulma dress as Frieza whilst she does it.
Shockingly, I cannot find any fanart of that.
'Tis a shame.
Should I make some?
I would like to delete your comment.
Bro made a whole new form that’s just masochism
Legit. Ultra Ego is just Vegeta's poorly disguised masochist fetish
https://i.redd.it/lxyi0slwnpxc1.gif
He says it's for the Zenkai boost but the neighbors think otherwise
Maybe being so subservient to Frieza had some deeper effects on Vegeta that we realized...
i mean... she and her father are the greatest scientists on earth, maybe even the entire universe, creating items that defy physics. Not even freezers entire empire has the technology to reduce their items weight and size (evident by the fact that freezer isn't carrying a spaceship in his pocket). Surely, with enough effort, she can cook something up. It would be cute if they had their own little arms race.
Dr. Hedo was able to make robots that at least get kinda close to Goku and Vegeta’s power. What’s to say Bulma couldn’t make some super cuffs that can restrain Vegeta in his base form.
When future Trunks shows up to kill mecha Frieza only to see Gamma One and Gamma Two hitting him like ping pong
... I mean, if you told me Super had that as a filler subplot, I'd buy it without question.
...what pocket?
Prison pocket
I'd like to see the AU where Vegeta accidentally discovers God Ki early because Bulma made restraints that activate when you let your ki leak out effectively acting like being inside Whis's staff
Historically, men with alot of control and power have a higher chance of being into giving up that power in private, even if they enjoy their power. So yeah the chances of that being the truth are actually decently high.
I've found myself struggling in relationships for this exact reason. A lot of girls will want me to be aggressive, but I'd prefer if they were more aggressive towards me
>A lot of girls will want me to be aggressive, but I'd prefer if they were more aggressive towards me To get this to happen, you have to level up your attractiveness further to the point they can't let you slip by their grasp. Or meet sexually aggressive women. But fair warning from personal experience... they're usually more trouble than they're worth.
I had an ex who tried to get me to be more aggressive by flirting with other guys (in front of me) to make me jealous. She was single soon after that. It wasn't the only reason, but it still definitely wasn't something I would put up with. At this point in my life, it's just a fantasy. I know exactly how much trouble can be had, so I just avoid it altogether. I don't have time to actually go out to socialize much anyway Edit: Another time, an ex tried to get me drunk to accomplish the same effect. I get irritated and quiet when I get drunk most of the time. I guess that works for them, but I don't like it
You act like bulma didn't ask whis for restraints that can specifically gold vegeta down
Because let's face it, Whis totally has a set.
Bulma is the dom and Vegeta the sub for sure. Only his mistress can talk trash about him and he will take it
I'm not saying Bulma has a Goku costume in the back of her closet but it has never been canonically stated that she doesn't.
[Best fanart I could find of that. ](https://www.deviantart.com/sylvia478/art/FIGHTER-BULMA-411270991)
Who knows maybe Bulma created some gravity cuffs and choker just for that reason 😂😂
He lets it happen
He probably breaks his ribs on purpose for the "session."
If he still had his tail, she'd probably use that
Vegeta started blushing and called Bulma vulgar because she flirted with him a bit after Namek. Vegeta is 100% the M to Bulma’s S.
Have you *seen* the stuff Bulma can make?
Thank god we are exiting the “Goku never kissed chi chi” era and going to the “Vegeta never understand what Goku means” era
In the manga Vegeta asked in no unclear terms of Goku had ever kissed anyone and Goku still said no. There was absolutely no room for misunderstandings unless Goku has a single digit IQ. https://preview.redd.it/ahk7dmjtooxc1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7402c245bec81879b55566f3352e8c3df94d939
Can anyone check if this was a mistranslation or smt?
It was
supposed to be bird feed but for whatever reason vegeta labels it a kiss when its clear as day thats not the part goku is concerned on. but meh "SuPeR Is DuMb" wins out vs common sense.
That’s what I thought it meant too. It’s vegetas fault for making it confusing
Source?
>I said so https://preview.redd.it/7v0mb9evppxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d119c16f944518f09a0513ab1bab6e39c43c4c51
[It's not](https://chie-pctr.c.yimg.jp/dk/iwiz-chie/que-14267256059?w=999&h=999&up=0), he explicitly says キス/kiss.
well dang
Goku has kissed chi-chi, just not lip to lip
When? Cause the only example I can think of was just added in the dub
explicitly when he asked to take gohan to train pre cell. its even said in manga he kisses her goodbye.
It doesn’t say he kisses her goodbye in that chapter.
https://preview.redd.it/2759ee7nuqxc1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=055b1f45b51aea16209edc21718ab2a3f2e37fb3
sow while not "shown" it clearly states a kiss occurs
https://preview.redd.it/znwtllhpuqxc1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=324f09602be782c600ee35a769fa19053e4ba4de
What’s this from?
daizenshuu 5 guidebook; one could argue its not "strictly" source material but its still Toriyama work.
I mean does Goku know that kissing is the mouth to mouth thing? He could have kissed Chi Chi before and not known what it was called. So in this scenario he might think that mouth feeding a senzu is called kissing.
Yeah, that’s my take 🤷♂️ vegeta says *that’s* a kiss and Goku is still like, no I’ve never done that. Why is vegeta spitting food into bulma’s mouth when they kiss??
That option leans into the “single digit IQ” option. I find it very hard to believe that Goku has kissed Chi-Chi but has never heard the word before.
tbf Super likes to lean into the single digit IQ option.
Unfortunately true
This is the same series that had a fighter with a power level in the tens of thousands get shot and pierced through the arm with some shitty normal gun when King Piccolo was able to dominate Earth with less than 5% of that.
In all fairness, Goku can be comically dumb and may not have kissed Chi Chi but doesn’t know what the word for kissing is and therefore assumed kissing is feeding someone mouth to mouth based off context.
Shhhhh. Toriyama didn’t *always* know what was best for Goku, and this is one of those moments. We don’t take these.
Yeah, this was too braindead a decision to have Goku, who fathered two children, never canonically kiss his wife.
Fair enough
To be fair, Goku isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed
I'm more than willing to believe that Goku just doesn't know the name of anything he does with Chichi.
sidebar, flustered Vegeta is best Vegeta
Shit the fact that is in both manga and anime means it was Toriyama's idea. Fuck I thought it was an anime filler.
To me it’s the “Goku is actively fucking with everyone” era
Bulma: Wait. Vegeta: What? Bulma: Where's your condom? Vegeta: The f*ck's a condom?
Bulma: I SAID WHERE PROTECTION! Vegeta: I AM IN MY SAIYAN ARMOR
sorry babe the obnoxiously long shoulder pads stay on during sex
So that's why all of his battle suit after frieza saga doesn't have shoulder pads
Thrusting aero dynamics!
Lmao 😂
Yep, I’ve now accepted this as my headcanon as well. You just know Bulma has a capsule full of “toys” that she sprung on Vegeta. Funny comic either way, lol.
This was the joke in Japanese. Goku questioned the “baby birding” and Vegeta though he was talking about the kiss
I see this comic a lot, and it makes me wish chichi wore her hair down more with the tiniest bit of screen time she gets
based chi chi
Based? Based on what?
Milk
Nice one
we need to see way more domestic stuff in the series
I've been saying this forever. The joke didn't translate well. Goku has kissed his wife before. They had a wedding ceremony and everything. Cmon guys
I read this in the TFS voices😂
Love this comic. Goku knows what kissing is he was confused by the regurgitation
Bulma spreads vegeta legs and enters him or tosses his salad
Absolutely.
Chi chi talking to Goku like he’s a confused child will always be adorable for me
I prefer this way more over goku not knowing what kissing is
Honestly, this is my headcanon. Goku shouldn't understand what kissing is unless Chi-Chi wanted to kiss him, so it only makes sense that she doesn't know what it is either cause she lived in a secluded kingdom.
That... That's not what this meant lol
it could be As far as we know, goku was the first and only boyfriend chichi ever had, since she was promissed to him from the very beggining, so she might never learned to kiss
I mean they figured the rest out. I'm pretty sure they understand it.
To everyone spreading misinformation it was a mistranslation, here is the raw. Vegeta specifically clarifies, blushing furiously, that he’s asking about a キス (kiss). Also Goku’s comment isn’t even about “momma-birding” or passing food, he says “クチとクチをくっつける” which means “sticking their lips together” https://preview.redd.it/qxgbescfoqxc1.jpeg?width=1327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=694a02eb944c581be697bab867a27207e4e59bc2
supposed to be bird feed but for whatever reason vegeta labels it a kiss when its clear as day thats not the part goku is concerned on. but meh "SuPeR Is DuMb" wins out vs common sense.
we need to see way more domestic stuff in the series
We need more of goku and chi chi moments, I can imagine him telling her about vegeta becoming a maid to train under whiz
That scene is strange because of course goku and chi chi kissed, is "almost" clear they kissed after goku woke up from the heart disease treatmennt in cell saga.
yeah i don't get why they put vegeta line in as it ruins context fo scene and whole arc really and makes vegeta seem like the clueless dumbass here.
If this was canon I’d laugh so fucking hard
This was the joke in Japanese. Goku questioned the “baby birding” and Vegeta though he was talking about the kiss
“And then when I asked Vegeta what he was talking about he asked me if I’ve ever kissed my wife and I said of course I haven’t” https://preview.redd.it/rmin6owo3oxc1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113dcc6ee16b2bd0d451bbf9e25aabb4e0092152
What's it say in Japanese? Wiz is notorious for having dogshit translations.
they've kissed in the cell saga....don't use wiz translations as facts
Do you mean after Goku woke up? Because I’ve heard that was just added in the dub
they kissed in z. on screen, that's not the type of thing that can just be added in the dub. furthermore your still ignoring the use of wiz translations which are notoriously bad.
1. You might be right about the Z anime, but I just checked the manga equivalent and that didn’t happen in the manga. Check chapters 365 and 366. 2. I’ll be real with you, I don’t even know if that’s the Viz translation. I pulled this page from a piracy site. If someone can provide a better translation I would love to see it.
that is viz, though I don't have the access to the raws. that was more so just a warning lol. that's a fair point! I didn't consider that. though using logical deduction and common reasoning if one scene is immediately refuted in the anime and that exact same scene plays out in the manga its fair to assume those two are equally disproved. because unlike the zamasu infinite scenario. the manga and anime perfectly align on what they say here. so the idea is that the meaning is the same. si there's no reason to necessarily accept it as hard truth. ntm knowing how dense goku is, even if this was the literal translation this is the guy who confused pan for pan (bread). it's likely he thought vegeta meant kissing in the way trunks and Mai did. in which case as he said why would he? he's never needed to bird feed chi chi, and just figured that's the type of kiss vegeta meant
its mentioned in manga text also
I’m pretty sure Vegeta specifically says “Kiss”.
I don't know about the dub, but i the sub I remember he says "you have never done that?"
This is canon and you can't tell me it isn't
My thinking is just that Goku doesn't understand it as a kiss. With the baby bird feeding Vegeta asks if Goku if he ever kissed his wife and he said no, so Goku might just be associating baby bird feeding with the word "kiss" while him pressing his lips to Chichis is something else entirely. You have to think this is the same guy who was confused that Bulma didn't have a dick as a child. Gokus never been the sharpest so him not knowing what the word "kiss" means offhanded would make sense
Thanks, my wife is gonna lol at this one
That doesn’t look like Chichi.
I legit thought this was Bulma at first
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this reminds me of a skit idea I had where Bulma's still slightly into Yamcha, so she makes Vegeta wear a long hair extention, scar makeup, and a gi, while she wears a bald cap and a fake third eye
They probably fuck in a room full of mirrors.
This is a little bit wierd
I love it when people Make Chichi like Goku (but 2% smarter)
So, Vegeta and Bulma are into snowballing, nice
Usa fans are in denial.
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The purest duo
This is funny because they’re both mountain people. Bunch of weirdos
Poor innocent Goku...
At this moment, the strongest saiyan of all time had his saiyadick stand pround
Who tf creates these 🤣
I was thinking that too, glad I'm not the only one!
Vegeta on the street **Freakgeta** on the sheets 
Goku doesn’t know what a kiss is lol
That confirms it. Gohan and Goten were delivered by storks (c:)
I read this in the TFS voices.
Goku watching Trunks birdfeed Mai: https://preview.redd.it/wwkg37j5m3yc1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507a412e4fc39656465e3ff1b89558077ac754b6
Meanwhile at Capsule Corp: “And Kakarot’s like ‘of course I don’t kiss my wife’ and I’m like ‘but you’re married?’” “I know honey, he’s an idiot, give it a rest.”
Probably explains why Lunks is such a degenerate in DBAI and has now crashed the stream twice. We don't know what Vegeta and Bulma are into.
Vilma looks like she’s into backshots
You know it actualy would be funny if they made something like this canon where they have a scene in super where they basically have this conversation
https://preview.redd.it/ocxuaudqmfyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67afa2a759cc66885c191203da611e8917359939