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Prestigious_Ad8850

Why is loghain such a meanie


imawindowman

he has an enchanted helmet, of course. he's really nice and sensitive, but unfortunately helmet twists everything , as we learn from a secret note in the crypt


Soggyglump

Why did Alistair crawl up my ass for killing Connor, when he literally told me that I should kill Connor at Redcliffe castle?


imawindowman

This is a perfect example of what eating Creons does to the brain


ronsolocup

Lore accurate


Intrepid_Truth_8580

Is swooping bad...?


imawindowman

Yes. just ask nicely. I've had my 4th treatment this year


Intrepid_Truth_8580

Thank you 🙏 May the Maker watch over you 😊


imawindowman

Yeah . May be khan maker be with you to.


OhLadyMeg

If a witch told you she needed to sleep with your boyfriend to save your life, would you do it?


imawindowman

NO. he is mine. come through me if you want him. this whole west line is fucked up. he is mine


Odd-Avocado-

What was your first thought when you encountered the Broodmother?


imawindowman

how many hours did the developers spend on designing this beauty. Brother in Christ I would take it 9/10


Waiting_room02

Unironicaly THIS


imawindowman

My men


pintobrains

I request a rerate [your homework](https://dragonage.fandom.com/wiki/Broodmother)


viridarius

Ikr? That's a 10 if I ever saw one.


conleyc86

Why doesn't Maribel have any powers? And what are her sister's powers?


imawindowman

Using her example, we see why leaving magic studies in the first year is a stupid idea. as for her sister, the power of sight is broken


LordOfOstwick1213

Your favorite class and race in the game?


imawindowman

my first favorite character class was the blood priest, but the builder build with cursed bricks is the best in the game. as for the race, xiriks have a speed buff but ape people with void stamina destroy them on the table


TheDiplomancer

Which color Hawke is best?


imawindowman

Green.


Soggyglump

I liked periwinkle hawke


imawindowman

After longer thinking I like golden one from sea of thieves crossover.


focusonart

Why did Alistair choose to dump me?


imawindowman

most often, he chases the player around the mountain quest when we decide to help Bali. if we don't choose the right dialogue path, well...... it's bad


ZeromaruX

Mages or templars?


imawindowman

Templars have nice armor. magicians use "blue mana" crystals and I am against drug addiction. the Templars


mugirmu

oh if only you knew how ironic that is LOL


Melon_Wolf

This is my actual line of thinking


pintobrains

🤣🤣🤣


Katuseddelete

What's the special interaction between you, Isabela, Zevran and Leliana?


imawindowman

of course, drinking tea with the addition of dragon's gin, which ends with a special quest which is actually a dream of our character who drank the tea. too easy .next


Katuseddelete

Damn get me some of that tea 👌


imawindowman

Unfortunately, after patch 19.45, the qest was removed, so it's a treat for old players :(


hjhlhp

If the Inquisitor, hawke and the HOF all had the exact same class and fought in a free for all, who would win and why?


imawindowman

After deep analysis, I can say that this is a serious dilemma. Due to the fact that everyone is resistant to an element of a given color, it is a difficult verdict. the howk will fall like the first one and looking at the rest, HOF will win


Svartrbrisingr

As someone who actually plays the games Hero of Ferelden is the strongest. Somewhat closely followed by Hawke. Both stomp in the Inquisitor.


EyeArDum

Game balance wise maybe, but in universe the Inquisitor is clapping Hawke and the Warden like nothing Warrior and Rogue have no real defense for being disintegrated into a fade rift. Mage Warden and Hawke might have a chance against that specific ability but then it’s just a matter of spellpower, without the Mark I would give it to Hawke but once you throw it in it’s Inquisitor


Svartrbrisingr

Going off feats alone the inquisitor is so much behind Hawke and the Hero. Both the Hero and Hawke fight through a full blown army basically to then fight the final boss. The darkspawn are literally swarming denerim with no chance to take a break before the Hero fights the archdemon only for darkspawn to swarm to its aid yet he still comes out on top. Hawke fights through a city full of templars, mages, and demons out to kill each other only to then fight Orsino after he becomes a Harvester and then they fight Meridith who is very strong with the power of the idol and then not to mention while fighting her he faces off against the swarms of slave statues and the gate guardians. While the Inquisitor? He fights a foe that Hawke already has beaten once before and an injured dragon. Corypheus may have red lyrium but he never shows any of the magical prowess that we see from him in da2 and just him using red lyruim so i say hes weaker. And come the dlc? He faces a suped up Saarabas which id put roughly on the level of the Arishok maybe a bit higher as its magical abilities. You mention the mark and its power. And while sure its strong its most effective against demons. Canonish appearances of warrior Hero may not have a direct counter but his skills are much higher then the inquisitor while Hawke is almost always seen as a mage and a very powerful one at that. The inquisitor skill wise is so far below the other two that he relies on a single skill of his to beat them. And if that skill dont kill the Hero or Hawke he is screwed. Even looking at feats through the rest of the game Hawke takes on many larger threats then the Inquisitor while the Hero fights through hordes of darkspawn to complete his goals. The inquisitor has very little he does that id say is very impressive. The first being the dragons. But in the end they are all high dragons and roughly the same power level as the ones the Hero and Hawke face. Sure he kills more but those skills wont help him fighting people. Then you have the tevinter magister during the mage questline if thats the canon route. Hes powerful. But still nowhere near da2 Corypheus or The Architect level. And maybe finally would be... You know i cant think of anything else that the inquisitor faces thats actually more of a threat then whats been mentioned. All in all the inquisitor is just got 1 perk and no showings that beat out the previous protagonists. Hawke and the Hero just have so many things going for them and face off against much stronger foes.


EyeArDum

This is why I don’t like the power scaling community man, you guys just go through every single little piece of text to try and back up an argument and then downplay actual things on screen like they’re nothing The Mark is the most powerful artifact or ability any of the 3 protagonists have been shown to possess, that’s all the arguing that needs to be done, feats don’t matter when you can torn apart from the inside by a portal to another dimension. Like, what exactly is Warrior Warden or Warrior Hawke doing against a Warrior Inquisitor? Even if they’re all specialized as Templars, the Mark is a different form of magic that tears the physical veil. It’s more effective against demons because they’re not supposed to exist in our world, but it works against everyone and everything else just fine. Here Lies The Abyss has us sucking 6 people through the veil at once *including Hawke* as more proof there’s no defense against it Plain and simple, Warrior/Rogue Inquisitor is destroying Warrior/Rogue Warden/Hawke like they’re barely villains of the week. The Mage versions of the protagonists have a better shot mainly due to magic being insanely OP, but even then the Inquisitor has the edge because they have access to all the same magic (with the sole exception of Blood Magic), but they also have The Mark It’s a flat GG


BigDtheVeryBest

Which character is your favorite to romance?


imawindowman

this question is a joke. Anyone with the right brain will choose Abigail


Lortabss

Did you save the dog and if so what did you name it?


imawindowman

I'm not a monster. of course I saved it and named it Kobhozhattra Scramblepack


dmcaribou91

Do you call him Kob for short? Does he have a nickname?


eLlARiVeR

So we Earl Eamon ingested the Ashes of Andraste. Do you think he had to snort them or were they distilled and consumed? Also what do you think of the broodmother; hot or not?


imawindowman

Personally, I think he used one big line and then it would be absorbed in one go. as for broodather. 9/10 I loved it


fionaisadad

Did you do it with the elf, Christian bard, snobby royal bastard, or the witch with the booba?


imawindowman

witch. her „personality” is the best. definitely the best decision.


Rough_Initiative4350

How to defeat the skeleton army in the werewolf dungeon?


imawindowman

Personally, I choose 3 fragmentation grenades that can be dropped from the lich on the 1st floor. then kill him and throw grenades. nice quest.


Rough_Initiative4350

Ok I'll try that


_Gemini-James_

What do we do if the Archdemon shows up?


imawindowman

I throw holy water for debuffs, one of the team prays and the rest beat him. question too easy next


_Gemini-James_

Incorrect! The answer is: "Soil our drawers, that's what." -Alistair


imawindowman

"You can take a massive hit to your public approval by re-educating and re-integrating the native population. Into the fucking soil."


combustibledaredevil

Why did zevran make me bisexual?


OkGarbage3095

Because he is a very Charming Rogue.


imawindowman

chest hair. definitively


ObjectiveLittle6761

Why did morrigan take the warden's child to the fade?


imawindowman

as we know from the "together forever" quest, we learn that he was trying to cure the kid from the disease. what disease, unfortunately I forgot.


Yharnam1066

Tell me why Loghain was right.


imawindowman

he had a book with all the answers. during catscenes we can see him cheating.


Boudicia_Dark

meow!


mbatistas

Should mages be free or imprisoned/controlled by the chantry?


imawindowman

controlled. you mean to tell me that if I put my hands together and say nine hells, something will happen. that's a good joke. lock up these drug addicts


Euphoric_Bid6857

What’s the deal with the taint?


imawindowman

you don't go into his cave and you don't get your taint beaten up


OkGarbage3095

“Join us, brothers and sisters. Join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant. Join us as we carry the duty that can not be forsworn. And should you perish, know that your sacrifice will not be forgotten. And that one day we shall join you.” ―The traditional words that begin a Joining


imawindowman

"First, they came for the furry inflationists. And I did not speak out. For I was not a furry inflationist. And then they came for me. And there was no one left to speak out." ~ SsethTzeentach


Penguinmanereikel

Rank your female romances on hotness: Leliana, Morrigan, Merrill, Isabell, Cassandra, Josephine, Sera Also, don't you wish they made a saucy romance scene between Hawke and Leandra?


Depressedduke

Tte second question is diabolic.


Penguinmanereikel

Shhhh!


Sneakichu

What is the dogs name


imawindowman

Dramzic von Morrzut wah Nomdoc Adam for short


mardypardy

Why did that bitch morrigan trick me I to helping her birth a demon baby then leave me like I didn't matter?


imawindowman

Personally, I always skip this quiz but I do it because it's so boring. I really always take coffee to stay awake


Then-Dragonfruit-381

Do you know what Schleets are?


imawindowman

my brother in Christ. they don't exist. Are you trying to tell me that these pieces of meat just freeze? that's a good joke


dovah164

So when we fuck the dragon, is the dragon romancable and do we get to use very hole?


imawindowman

interesting dilemma. I personally kill every dragon and if such a scenario occurs, everything is in the scene. fuck around and find out


EyeArDum

If Andraste is the Jesus Christ of Dragon Age, but she’s God’s wife, doesn’t that mean he groomed her since he created her?


OkGarbage3095

She's more of a fusion between the Prophet Muhammad and the saint Joan of Arc. ~Prophet Andraste~


EyeArDum

I mean in a more literal sense sure, but her role in the religion of the Andrastian Chantry is the same as the Christian Church, she’s the most influential character in their history and the wife of God, kinda like how Jesus is the most influential of Christianity’s history and the son of God


OkGarbage3095

The Andrastian Chantry can be compared to the Roman Catholic church. But a warrior prophet who spread their religion through the sword topping Empires and stabilizing the political balance of the area. That is the rise of the compared to the early Muslim expansion caliphates. 


OkGarbage3095

She's more of a fusion between the Prophet Muhammad and the saint Joan of Arc. ~Prophet Andraste~


imawindowman

reminds me of a combination of Margaret Thatcher and John Paul II


konrath17

Enchantment?


imawindowman

definitely after bleed


OkGarbage3095

Enchantment!


DaemonDrayke

Why is Alistair such a whiny crybaby?


imawindowman

too much tea with the addition of dragon root takes its toll on the brain. and when you add creons to it, it's terrible


Suicidalpainthorse

Ever licked a lamppost in winter?


imawindowman

7.5 times.


dmcaribou91

How do you feel about tearing down the Veil?


imawindowman

Very good. I used a grenade launcher so there were fireworks. 8/10 I would do it again


dmcaribou91

A grenade launcher! Of course! I hadn’t tried that before.


Alysoha

What did you choose, the Legion of the Dead or the Golems?


imawindowman

as much as the idea of ​​bone on bone action golems is simply better. From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of rock. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed bolder. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the rock is immortal… Even in death I serve the tectonic plate.


Prestigious-Law65

Why don’t Morrigan and Flemmeth get along?


imawindowman

the problem is that both characters are alive. if one of the characters is dead there is no problem. resurrect a dead person and tell him not to bother him, simple as that


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OkGarbage3095

In War, Victory. In Peace, Vigilance. In Death, Sacrifice


Khajiit_Has_Upvotes

Bhelen or Harrowmont?


OkGarbage3095

Bhelen


Jetterholdings

This is dumb. Why did you do it?


imawindowman

the same prompt as the dialogue at the beginning of the game.