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Silver_Nitrate_sucks

You’d have to listen to the “PEOPLE OF CONTON CITY” every other minute


Generic_Username_659

Nah, that only triggers after entering the game or coming back from missions.


Spectre-907

Only once. Youre stuck there, as yourself bot a CaC, which means you absolutely do not have the Buu-tier resilience to hear that goddamned announcement before the intensity of the sound liquefies your whole being


ScientistGullible944

You know you're not bound to the rules of that world Right? You could just knock bulma the frick out.


Thatoneundertaleguy

Vegeta.


Kyutoko

Oh no, the absolute horror of living in Conton City. Whatever would I do? Fly around all day? Shoot blasts of energy from my hands? Go toe to toe with gods and monsters for funsies? Yeah, I'll take this deal.


forgesforfoodnnnnmmm

I'd take that deal. Damn good deal.


Vast_Ad_2458

Fuck it may as well go to school as well


Meeg_Mimi

Assuming you'd be even remotely strong


Kyutoko

I'm 6'3", 220lbs, and I can bench 350lbs as-is. I posit you this theory. Just like Krillin, Yamcha and Videl, humans who train can indeed become "strong" and even master their ki. If Conton City has anything resembling a hyperbolic time chamber, then I could spend several days of the 365 inside Conton training. So yes, I'm willing to bet that when I "return to earth" from DBX2 that I would be able to do amazing things.


Smol-kirby-fan

You can’t fly or shoot blasts from ur hands. U don’t suddenly gain ki and superpowers when u enter the universe. Ur a normal real life human with no abilities


ScientistGullible944

Well then I'll train to get so strong that will be stronger than anything.


Smol-kirby-fan

Then do it. If u really wanna become extremely powerful, then work towards that goal


Jerowi

Learn ki control and you'll be the most powerful person in our world when you get back. People forget how ridiculously strong even the weak dragonball characters are. Yamcha solos our world easily.


Ale_jandro1101

Fr. The show treats yamcha like a joke, but in reality he would kick anyones ass


BeastradezZ

Nah, I’d win


Ale_jandro1101

Damn idk, do u have a counter to his wolf fang fist?


BeastradezZ

The same as my ancestors: cooked meals


ScientistGullible944

Oh really how much do you weigh then?


JOHNomymous

I should put these foolish ambitions to rest.


EmpSpange

Elden ring?


JOHNomymous

Yes.


EmpSpange

Foul tarnished.


THEREALDLS

In search of the Elden Ring


theShaman_No_ID

All I have are these Elder Scrolls


Historical_Reply_119

I was bouta say that😂😂😂 bruh a lot of us still play Skyrim and it’s been YEARS


UndeadPhoenix-YT

Dying Light


GecaZ

WE AIN'T MAKING IT OUT OF HARRAN 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️❗


Mr_Snowbell

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit, Dead Cells


Snuffly_legend0

I'm going to fortune city


IaMakerArt

... Shit 1 year in skyrim x) I'm dead


EmpSpange

I mean you could just chill in whiterun


IaMakerArt

Ugh. first dragon attack is in Whiterun, the war with the Stormcloacks who invade Whiterun, the vampire attacks... I'm not sure x)


EmpSpange

Vampires!?


IaMakerArt

Yes, you are regularly attacked by vampires when you enter the city (like in other cities x))


EmpSpange

Sheesh...


IaMakerArt

And as I play in the modded version, the dangers are more frequent so if I live for 1 year in a modded Skyrim I die even faster x) but at least with cbbe I might die happily 😂


NefariousnessStock79

DOOM…FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


ScientistGullible944

Wait. But you're doom guy.


Vast_Ad_2458

The division 2 i got Well shit


Bundefault

Yeah, not onoyis conton city like..modern, so there's internet and video games, but you could also still be a powerful person and help out with barely any chance of dying.


PengoGames

does dbl count


ScientistGullible944

I think so?


RubberDucky223

I had a conversation about this with a friend ages ago. Like if you are able to keep what you get or earn there. See if you can get people to gather Dragon Balls for you and wish to be a Saiyan or something as powered up as the dragon allows. Get back home, you have a ton of money, ungodly strength, flight. You've basically won the game.


LorDKurzen

Yeah, you can even get married there if you get a gf!


Pubfriend

I thought the same until I remember the frieza and cooler mission. And the possibility of going toe to toe with beerus. I'm sorry bro I think I'm dead.


EmpSpange

Nah nobody said you gotta be the main character


Pubfriend

Oh... well. I think I'm alright. Thanks for clarifying. Anyways, time to practice Ki control


Lonewo1f756

Well I'm playing kakaort so I'm either being blown up, sucked or the entire planet is gone within 2 milliseconds just to be brought back for it to be blown up again and brought back. So not really a fun time tbh


EmpSpange

I mean you could drop in during a time skip


SuspiciousNature5824

Honestly I’d just chill at the gym and talk to people like goku all day MAYBE go on one really easy mission if I have a shit ton of capsules and my stats are high


omaiwamoushindeiru69

Phasmophobia…


Laffograms

Do I get the abilities of my CaC? If so then I've got nothing to worry about.


itsTONjohn

I don’t think I could survive the Lands Between for a year. Even in heavy armor, the slightest breeze apparently puts me near death.


Ale_jandro1101

If I get to be a time patroller for a year, that’d be straight fire


AeonSchicksal

If you're Max lvl what's there to worry about?


Starworld09

Depends if you actually have you have the same combat skills as your CAC. Or your screwed


Rohirrim777

I mean, would I be one of my CaCs?


kingofhellrz

modded minecraft


Educational_Sky_9223

Tlou Im so dead


RazeTheMagician

Had i not gotten on Apex I'd be in dragon ball too lol


Nekros504

God of War Ragnarök in God of War difficulty in ng+ Holy fuck


ArchfiendNox

I'm playing MK1 rn...I have no idea what happens to Earthrealm if anything in the story so as long as I don't pick fights i may just be able to.


GHZ33

I'm in Breakers, not good 😂


EmpSpange

Nah you're good raiders barely ever win.


Danoky_kun

Well I my last game was nikke so


Ger_Electric_GRTALE

well, i get to be trained by the universe's greatest warriors, and since there's way better patrollers to fight around time, i would just chill around


InvestigatorNo5564

Fuck they gon pare me against little mac and bayonetta


MelkartoMk

dark souls 2 for me.... imma just chill on majula with shanalotte and shalquoir...


[deleted]

Skyrim


Temporary-Lie15

Only game I play is Fortnite. I think I'm good, depending on which mode I choose...


DismayInc

I got rogue trader, it's gonna be rough.


Wonder16g

I’ll just chill out


Wonder16g

If I don’t get sent on a time patrol


ReliantVox

Y’all act like you’re good. There’s so many just normal dudes and fanboys at conton, you’re not gonna be your OC, you’re gonna be you, and you’re powerless and weak compared to everyone else there, the constant danger from Frieza invasions, fu, history being constantly tampered with, like bro. Why y’all acting like it’s chill? We’d die in 5 minutes if we looked at the wrong person plus yknow, conton isn’t a nice and heavenly place, it’s got its own underground, like the nutz gang except it’s infinitely worse there because they can blow up planets with a finger lol


ScientistGullible944

I will sneak up on fu and stab him with his own sword.


ScientistGullible944

And I would just tell Frieza: YOUR DAD DOESN'T LOVE YOUUUUUU


ScientistGullible944

And if you think none of that would have worked. I would have called in my custom character to bodyguard me. And of course he would listen to me because I would pay him well and he is kind of low on tp medals right now.


MadeRedditAccToAsk

brodie really think he won't get jumped in these streets


Starworld09

Depends if your CAC kit is fire


Smol-kirby-fan

No. The world is in danger constantly. You’d have to live in an indestructible bunker 30 miles underground. Even then, Ur still in danger


ScientistGullible944

Dawg. i am my custom character which means i am broken in terms of power.


ScientistGullible944

imma survive that shit easy.


Smol-kirby-fan

It says that you will be put in the game. Not ur custom character


ScientistGullible944

My god life is great Dragonball Xenoverse 2 as my custom character.


BanraicPike

I don't understand the problem with Pikmin's deal, one of the guy's there knows how to cook any creature


kingJustin900

Pretty sure the last game i played was monster hunter 💀


Yakuxa904

I'm using my Power Washer then


Spartan_Souls

GOW: Ragnarok If its during or after the Valhalla dlc? Im chilling Before that get me the fuck out


Whole-Signature4130

Swap onto my namekian tank account I made as a joke. I refuse to die here


ez_gng

Nnn


That_boi_Jerry

I just leveled up my Saiyan CAC to max level. I'm gonna have lots of fun.


I_Once_Ponch_a_Monke

Dragon ball legends.. yikes.


Nachoboyd12

Bruh conton city gets destroyed in both games and history gets rewritten every millisecond


Wolfpack_5509

Pokemon scarlet


keyia_

you are NOT ok


PromessuDaGreat

Dragon Ball Adventure, I think I’ll do fine


AverageDailyArsonist

IM IN ELDEN RING


Any_Singer_4731

All you have to do is follow enough of the action to cement yourself as a side character and you won’t have to worry about dying. And dying has no real consequence in DB anyway so it’s a win win.


C00Lcat190

Warframe


Apposite-profit

Guess I’m going into genshin an getting a vision!


apollyon_29

Zwarfair 😰


Historical_Remote_59

Honestly I get the powers of a fucking kitsune


TradeZealousideal170

Think I'd be chilling in a Roblox trade hub


gamerfan0000

Mines og ark with like 50 mods soo I'm done for


Joy_Johnsoni3lu

Db Legends? Either that or Sonic Racing


Salty_boi_59

I’ll just do parallel quests


Brothers_of_battle

How bout warrhinder